>you're future wife is wearing a slutty Halloween costume and getting dicked down by Chad tonight
My in-laws died childless. Checkmate, Bong.
>>520263021Yeah and it turns me on so much I'm going CUM HARD later on when I've got some free time to use my new fleshlight without getting caught
I’m jerking off a final time tonight and then I’ll be going monk mode for a bit I saw my ex randomly in the wild a few days ago and it’s been bothering me.
>>520263021The girl I'm dating is working the same night shift I am tonight
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>>520263021I can’t share a pussy with everybody in town if I never get pussy. Checkmate, Christians
i dont care. im gay.
>>520263021>you're future wifeI'm not.
>>520263021I've also had sex with women who weren't my future wife.
I will die alone in a foreign land. Looks like the joke's on you, OP.
>>520263850Make out with her while working the bar, I’m assuming It’s what I used to do on Halloween :(
all frogposters are shills, faggots, jews and nigger-non-whites. (pepe is entirely coopted)ignore them, and use the options field.Hitler did nothing wrong.IT'SOKAYTOBEWHITE
There are married men who post on /pol/
>>520263021If they don't pay me we have a sane mild peace
>>520263021Fuck off shill. No she isn't. We're having dinner with my mom tn
>>520263021I would get mad at this possibility until a year or so ago, but now I don't because I realized I will never feel loved or get married in the first place. I hope G-d takes me away from this world quickly.
>>520264426Anon if only you knew the marvels of artficial intelligencia
>>520263021>My current wife is wearing a sexy slutty maid outfit that I got her so I can order her around and do lewd things to her this Halloween Best timeliness btw
>>520263021Joke's on you - I'm 50 and forever alone
>>520263021Don't worry anon no woman wants to marry you so its nothing to worry about!
>>520263021Your future wife was more likely aborted
>>520263778>I saw my ex randomly in the wild a few days ago and it’s been bothering me.randomly smelt the perfume she used to wear a couple months ago while I was in the grocery store. feelsbadman, but we'll make it.
>>520264475I use AI for cooming and shit to pass time, but I can't delude myself that AI (or the current LLMs) are even in the same periphery as the love of a real person.
>>520263021Don't fret fren, you were, are and will be alone. Ai and god are only companions you need.>>520264324KekW
>>520263021AND YOUR SON IS SITTING IN THE IDF DIAPER DIVISION WITH A BUTT PLUG UP HIS ARSE THINKING ABOUT WHAT KING OF DEMORALIZATION THREAD SHOULD I POST NEXT...
>>520263021YOURS is. But I don't give a fuck about a bitch saar.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB-Pl9tJjaE
>>520263021How did you know my name is Chad?
>>520263021Your ugly and brown, how do you think you’re going to demoralize me?Look in the mirror
>>520263021>future wifethis is no place for such optimism OP.
Your crush is out there living her life and enjoying the autumn, going out with friends, socializing, having fun, making memories, forging meaningful connections and getting ahead in life, while you are here shitposting about some political bullshit nobody cares about on a beautiful Hallows' Eve. Any last words anon before you inevitably end it?
