How do I prepare for the invasion? I been dreaming for this moment my entire life but I'm oddly unprepared. I been praying our newest saint DR. José Gregorio Hernandez for a rain of fire and sulfur and let this country burn like Sodom and seems I have been heard, but I never planned past this stage. Might have less than 4 days to prepare assuming it's not a bluff.
>>520310999CIA regeime change to steal oil is NEVER a bluff.Lube your bunghole, grab your ankles and say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
>>520310999You should have fled like 10 years ago, some of you live relatively comfy lives over here, even an uber driver can expect to have amenities and the sympathy of the locals.
>>520310999WE ARE GUNNA FUCK YOU UP ON BEHALF OF THE CARTEL KF THE SUN
>>520311271>steal oilRetards actually believe muh oil is the reason for this election meddling gangster ending up in the meat cube.
>>520311422>You should had fledDon't you think i fucking tried, nothing worked out in the end. Most of my relatives did flee during the worst of the famine tho.
>>520310999Didn't you had a south Korean vpn, it's the gay anime stuff, get a gun and a bunch of canned food. Sorry
come to Brazil
>>520310999If you’re serious you should just stock up on food and some other stuff within your means, sometimes regime changes result in supply chains breaking down. I don’t really know if it’s gonna happen though
>>520310999Just move to Chile, there are so many that one more won't make a difference
You have four options 1) You’re going die in the cross fire and be a stat on Reuters in a few months 2) flee like all the pussies from your country to Colombia and Argentina 3) be a patriot and fight Maduro alongside the free world 4) join the Venezuelan army and die
>>520310999whatever you do anon, dont come to chile, please dont come
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>>520311271when has oil ever really been successfully stolen by the US? If anything it just goes to multinational corporations that dont even pay taxes on it
water, germicidal bleach, whatever food you can get your hands on, lighters, radio, flashlight with diffuser, batteries for radio/flashlight, can be used to ignite steel wool as well, blankets, poncho, backpackIf they attack it'll start at night, don't run around like a retard and get capped.
>>520310999sell drugs to the invaderswin-win
>>520310999Make sure you got enough food for a couple weeks to start if possible. Get some spare scrap and wood planks to masquerade your front door. Keep knives close. Plan some escape routes from local maps. If you live near areas likely to get hit first, just pack as much as you can on-hand, and get the fuck out down south.
>>520310999>Trump will sacrifice his whole political capital before the midterm elections because he decided to free the Veneco shit hole. >Trump will ruin his career and reputation by doing it early in his second term. Relax is not happening, but you will still live like a slave under socialism though, remember to thank your parents.
>>520310999Invaded by who? Venezuela is already filled with Venezuelans.
>>520310999mazel tov, herschel!
>>520310999>How do I prepare for the invasion?Redecorate your home to look like a McDonald's, have your neighbors paint Saint Floyd DiddinDo murals and pride flags everywhere, and kneel in front of the blackest guy in the city.American troops would stop immediately and won't be allowed to shoot or bomb shit.
>>520310999buy some egg hens tomorrow while you can
>>520312465Don't kill my hopes like this...
>>520313155I mean if you buy a bunch of hens and dedicate one of your rooms as a coup.FUCKING GOLD.No one is going to have eggs in the city.You can sell them to vendors or barter door to door.
>>520313387In socialism the state confiscate that, common anon, seriously?
>>520310999trump will just make the country a nuclear testing ground.
>>520310999>NNAAAAAAAAAAAA>*clears throat*
Convert to Judaism
>>520313518>socialism>warHave you even seen what happens to a socialist country during wartime?Every man for himself.
>>520310999You're not venezuelan. You're from the furry site using a "memeflag". Maybe don't be so obvious with picrel. Thread hidden.
>>520311783Rip bozo
>>520311783Set up a webcam with starlink or some other ISP, use a VPN, and setup a livestream with an hour or longer delay so the spooks don't find you.
>>520313387Ohhh the chickens seems like a good idea but wouldn't it attract looters?>>520314043>You are not a venezuelan Mamalo trimaldito
>>520310999We don't invade anymore. We will bomb all of your military instillations, then your supply and logistics, then targeted strikes against officials.Get food, gas and clean water. Don't tell anyone about it. If you have to flee go to Brazil, not Colombia.
>>520311422>he wants venecos hereGTFO, we dont want more niggers here, the country is in the shitter already
>>520310999Ukrainian women have done rather well abroad as prostitutes.
>>520310999>んなああああああああ~!
>>520313237Are you in Punto fijo? Because that's where I would invade.
>>520315415Nah, the capital, so I'm end game.Fortunately I'm far from the center so might just upload pictures of the bombing from a safe enough distance
Invest in Luna merch and don't unpackage it; it will appreciate in value as an asset better than your currency, which will depciate in war.
>>520313237what do you mean? they want the US to invade?
>>520315525Trump can't just bomb you AND win the Nobel prize; He has to find a way to get Maduro to bomb himself. Crazy I know, but supreme sun tzu art-of-war if he can pull it off. Stay safe out there and have a happy halloween, dia de la muerte, all souls day etc
>>520316033Regardless of our intentions, Maduro has obviously overseen Venezuela going to shit
>>520310999do as the iraqis did, teach children how to ask for chocolate in english.
>>520316033Yes , obviouslyWorst case scenario of a invasion would be a fast dearh and if nothing happen commies will starve us againWe all wanted a civil war years ago but there was too much international pressure not too because of "mass exodus" and then the famine hit and we had an exodus anyway
>>520316473man i'm sorry anon. whatever my govt does, a lot of people here don't understand why we are getting involved. nobody sees the US actually landing any troops. just covert crap and planes dropping bombs on military infrastructure, trying to set the conditions for someone close to maduro to flip on him. i hope you stay safe anon, your country has gone through enough hardship.
>>520311783>>520314285Yeah, livestream on Kick and get nickwhite to follow you.https://kick.com/nickwhite
>>520317010Honestly they might not need to land. We had like 30 military uprisings and 4 assesination attempts in the last 10 years but none have been successful cause no one can coordinate. Say what you want about Cubans but they do have some solid counter intelligence.Right now however they are literally starving cause of the hurricane and other things, Russia is busy with Ukraine and china is kind of sick of us stealing their money. They lost the election and they all know it so they know they don't have popular support. They might just be waiting for an excuse to flee and enjoy all the money the have stolen through the years. This might be it >>520315814Dog shit appreciates better than our currency we would be around the trillion bs for 1 dollar mark were they not cutting all the zeroes every few years so they don't look bad
