JOE ROGAN COMES OUT AS CHRISTIAN
But is he coming out as a comedian
why do American Christians think you have to deny science to be a Christian?
>>520336920He is 1 of only 50 on earth.
The day this meat headed faggot dies is the day I pop out the champagne. I cannot stand this faggot anymore, not back in 2015 when he was an ignorant dumbass, and not now when he is a whore for the power that he.
>>520336919Should be an interesting convo the next time NDT is on. Toe Rogan gonna get rekt hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5s1mrcgi_cpeople take this dork seriously?
>>520336919>be middle aged guy>spend your entire youth drinking, doing drugs, and having premarital sex>still drink and do drugs now>"but ummm im a christian lol"
>>520336921It makes no sense you cannot believe in shitwins theory of evolution if you know God created Adam and Eve. if the catholic church does this who the fuck cares they are demonic. not to mention their faith and works bullshit which brings in a whole host of problems. not to mention their pantheon of saints they worship. believe in Jesus and his resurrection and that's all that matters. i would suggest simply approaching your faith like a child would, accept Christ, his resurrection and everything else all these idiotic questions, all the skepticism, bing bang, abiogenesis who gives a fuck. none. of. it. matters. thanks.
>>520336919wasn't the big bang theorised by a priest?
>>520336919I would suggest the rest of you start going to Church as well because there won't be any more elections here in the US and you'd rather be onside with the Christian oligarchy who will rule through Trump/Vance whoever else they put in the hotseat. I'm going to my local church after 20 years just in case, kek.
>>520336926Problem?
>>520336921American Christians are Protestants who believe in Sola Scriptura which rejects the centuries of Biblical scholarship found in Catholicism. This makes Protestants prone to the most retarded literal beliefs imaginable. Catholicism says "no you're wrong" and enforces conformity. Protestants just split off and make a new branch over every disagreement.
>>520336925no one takes rogan seriously, but we miss with his retard fans here a lot
>>520336928Yes, and it was welcomed as being more compatible with religion than the static universe theory that was prevalent before, which Einstein supported.But, we’re talking about American Protestant Christians here.The most dumbed down cattle on the planet.
>>520336922*fragment of a seinfeld bass stab*
>>520336921That's just a cope. Theory of evolution is not compatible with Christianity.
Holy shit that guy is retarded.
>Americans getting even more retarded than they were
>>520336919jesus is more believable than the universe expanding?
>>520336925funniest shit I saw all year
>>520336919Right in time for project bluebeam. Nice. Jesus is coming you guys look to the skies.
>>520336921American protestants are the special needs kids among christians.
>sign tapping intensifies
>>520336919Of course, he's in tight with the right wing grifters and sucking up to billionaire oligarchs, he's gotta be all LE CHRISTIAN TRADITIONAL MALE now lmao
>>520336919>the universe coming into existence from nothing? makes no sense bro >god coming into existence from nothing? sure why not
>>520336941nah that's judeo christians. those are special ed.
>>520336945Aka Americans.
>>520336926The male equivalent of "I'm ready to settle down now".
>>520336921The fact that anyone still wholeheartedly believes in these myths is kinda sad, especially now that we can point to al the older myths they're based on and built from. Some biblical texts are just something a king added to control his population easier lol.
>>520336919It's a bit arrogant to think that the universe should 'make sense'. Why must it make sense to you? Who are you? You're just some guy who exists
>>520336947He's got a wife and kids already. This is just pandering to his new right-wing audience.
The Catholic Church canonically accepts the big bang as fact, it was a Catholic priest that suggested the idea in the first place (Georges Lemaître).
>>520336948They're dying out in the civilised world. Only shitholes which punish apostasy with death still maintain these shitty desert kike religions.
>>520336949Scientific reality certainly makes more sense than the mythical one.
>>520336924Negro DeGrasse Tyson gets btfo by the likes of Bill Maher. Dude's a hack.
>>520336946If you're religious you're already special ed so we're splitting hairs here. I digress.
>>520336951The bing bang is probably the most compatible theory out there. God snapped his fingers and made the universe. Evolution is the real god-killer theory.
>>520336951What was God up to when the universe was in a hot, dense state?
>>520336919Americans are hilarious.
>>520336955If you're a fundamentalist, sure. If you just believe that there's a higher power without taking the bible/quran/talmud literally, it's fine imo.
>>520336953My point is that there are an uncountable number of things that people are unaware of or not able to understand. But for some reason, every person seems to think they have some innate ability to understand why things exists. Id respect religious people if they said >I don't know. But I just have faithThat is more honourable than just expecting us to believe you understand the creation of all that exists and the origins of time.
>>520336947You already made this joke 100 times before, you hack. Somebody get this guy a spot on the JRE podcast.
>>520336954He still raped Rogan the last time he was there when Joe claimed he was 5'8 and Tyson was like "you sure about that?"
>>520336956Evolution was Gods plan, ergo not a God killer. Only fringe Christian groups believe in creation theory, and we know dinosaurs existed so there are too many holes in that.
>>520336957What are you talking about?
Americans and religion, a deadly combination.
>>520336919I like Jesus because he was a kind man who thought people should be virtuous, like that's the important part of Jesus. Not the made up part where he created the world and shit, that's the shitty part that's pointless. People focus on the dumb shit all the time, so tired.
>>520336965and chudism
>>520336966heretical post is hereticaldont listen to him anons
>>520336966>eats with his hands without washing his handshe was the original saar!
>>520336963>Evolution was Gods planBased on what?
>>520336921American Christians worship Mamon.
>>520336966It's pretty obvious that the "Jesus was God" was added later.
I feel like converting to a religion is cope and you're either born with it or you're not.
Why are Americans so fucking retarded?The big bang theory is literally Christian cosmogony.
>>520336919Every single night I get down on my hands and knees and plead for Jesus to come deep inside of me and to fill me with his warm love
>>520336919JOE ROGAN ALSO PEER PRESSURED YOUNG GIRLS TO DRINK DONKEY SPERM
>>520336965Christianity is no different from scientology and similar schizo nonsense magic superpower cults. Only difference is it has undue historical/cultural/political significance, so Christians get really pissy when you point this out. I hate this country so much.
>>520336919>“The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist”>Charles Baudelaire
This universe is weird because it’s hard to see life and consciousness emerge and not see that it’s clearly a deliberate construct, but it’s also kind of hellish and cruel, so it makes you wonder who would do that? I get why the mythology would be “everything used to be really chill but then humans did something bad and now it’s shit”, because it consolidates the probability that we’re not here by total accident with how shitty things can be.
>NOOOO WE GOTTA WORSHIP JEWS
Israel won.
>>520336957sitting on the galactic toilet letting out last night's kebab
>>520336970who knows, god works in mysterious ways
>>520336919Drugs have finally fucked his brain.
>>520336919>nooo actually life on earth started when from nothing came a rock and then lightning and the rock transformed into a fish which transformed into a human. thats the science chud!lmao at atheists, truly the peak of modern lolcows
Has a disbelief in God actually produced anything good and liked by other people?
>>520336921Science is the answer to "How?", not "Why?".
>>520336986check fucking mate. /thread
>>520336926Not sure what's wrong with drinking. Jesus turned water into wine so he seems down with it
>>520336919>drooling retard decides to be le heckin' tradcathMakes sense.
bazinga
>>520336920you ever see a guy hump a stool?
Temple on Mount must be built. Yes I am a Zionist
>>520336961Meds
>>520336986>believing in nonsense is good because it makes me feel goodYou can use this argument for cocaine, because cocaine makes you feel good and believe insane shit.
>>520336995You sound like a naive pseud teenager l, son. So cynical. So cool.
>>520336983My favourite theist cop out.
these days, when I hear 'Christian', I automatically assume I'm dealing with a fanatical anti-white.
>>520336985How is this less realistic than god snapping his fingers?
>>520336997nothing wrong with being theistic as long as your model of god follows the rules of reality
>>520336921>scienceCan you define this?
>>520336996>not even adressing the argumentI'm in my 30s and just recently converted from Catholicism after decades of faithful servitude. I gotta tell you, it feels phenomenal. Those fedora tipping redditors were on the money. They are cool, yes
>>520336986Some of the famous existentialists like Camus and Sartre rejected the existence of God and really grappled with what that means for people. Most naive atheists don't really consider the matter that deeply and go on as though God still exists.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A SAFE EDGY LIBERAL WITH THE SAME POLITICAL TAKES AS DISNEY AND ISLAM IS TOTALLY MISUNDERSTOOD AND MISREPRESENTED
Science has killed more people are and contributed more to climate change than any religion ever has or will :^)
>>520336919
>>520336995A belief in God leads to activities that are generally positive for a person. You are subscribed to and invested in a community that you engage with frequently. You are encouraged to read and listen. You may even do charity work from time to time. Just the simple act of believing is the first step towards a lifestyle that is positive for a human being. That's tangible. As far as I can tell, disbelief just leads to binge watching cringe atheist videos by fat edgelords on YouTube.
>>520337002Jesus still loves you. I hope you come back to the faith. It doesn't have to be Catholicism. Your faith is your own. Fellowship is nice though
>>520337007You can do all the things you listed without a belief in God and
>>520336962ok
>>520337009Where? The atheist club?
>>520337007Slave mentality.
>>520337010What's wrong with this? Science exists to explain how things work and how we can use them. It's not science's job to explain why.
>>520337011Not him but do you only spend time with people in church?
>>520337007If those things are good in and of themselves and not for the sake of God, then the only reason atheists wouldn't also do them is if they erred in their judgment.
>>520337002>feels phenomenalwas going to confession ever now and then and mass every Sunday too much of a chore? Doesn’t sound like you had a crisis of fate, you sound lazy.
>>520336926
>>520337013The last line demonstrates a fundamentally limited and incurious approach to the universe. Yes you can spend your life explaining how things work but if you've never considered why, worse, if you reject the notion of considering why as some kind of distraction, then you appear like an autist that can't see the forest for the trees.
>>520336935>Omnipotent and omniscient eternal being>No way He could create humans capable of evolution, because a 6000 year-old Jewish scripture says we're all products of incest
There is a God and he has a sense of humor
>>520336926Yeah people who only complain about women not being virtuous are part of the problem. It's not a gender problem it's a societal issue.
>>520337018Nice projection, retard. Show me where I said we shouldn't ask ourselves "why".
>>520337022You asked what's wrong with this so I told you what's wrong with it.
>>520337014You're missing the point. I asked what positives does disbelief bring or lead to. A belief in God typically leads to your participation in a house of worship, in which the activities you'll be engaged in are typically positive for the development of a human being. What does disbelief do for a person?
>>520336924Tyson lost an argument to fucking Steak-Umms.
>>520337007This is retard logic. There are plenty of good and bad people in all walks of faith. I have family members that are horrible, spiteful cunts who go to church every week, and other family members who are kind, decent atheists.
>>520336926uhh yeah? Augustine loved to party and the Catholic Church still saintifed him.
>>520337026>see these extreme cases at the margins? This is why the whole cloth should be burnedDoes disbelief also lead to low IQ?
>>520336963evolution plainly tells us that we came from monkeys or whatever... we were definitely NOT created by god with no predecessor and distinct from all animal life. that's the main problem christians had with the theory of evolution
>>520337024Worship is not a positive lol. In what universe is grovelling at the feet of some entity a good thing? "Please don't smite me, master! I'll be a good goy, I mean boy."
>>520337023This is like saying philosophy can't explain how electricity works so philosophy is bad. Do you understand that they're different fields?
>>520337030Did I say anything about worship in either of my posts? Did I say anything about prayer? How about you answer the question? What good does disbelief bring or lead to?
>>520337031They're different but philosophy is in some ways higher or more fundamental. Philosophy provides the reason to do science so we expect people in science to at least have some basic philosophical understanding. Your argument is like saying that medicine and morality are different fields so it's fine if doctors regard ethics as a distraction which they then ignore. The only reason to do medicine is for the sake of achieving some moral outcome. We expect doctors to practice medicine in such a way that they maximize that outcome.
>>520337032>Did I say anything about worship in either of my posts?Yes.
>>520337034Quote it.
>>520337032why does disbelief have to lead to anything. belief has led to some horrible things. disbelief leads to nothing but disbelief. >we believe our god is the true one we'll kill you nowmeanwhile>i don't believe in anythingi do think about the soviets in this case though and how they attacked religious belief but i don't think that was in the name of some allmighty disbelief. anyway i was raised a southern baptist and was abused so i'm very biased.
>>520337029God created the big bang, knowing evolution would happen as its part of His design.God -> big bang -> Sahelanthropus tchadensis -> Homo habilis -> Homo erectus (giggity) -> Homo neanderthalensis -> Homo sapiens
You guys think Shia Leboof will sign up for Constantine 2 now that he's a Jew for Jesus? I mean it kinda fits.
>>520337033You're confused. There is a why in why we do science, but it's not science's purpose to explain why things happen. It's how they happen.
>>520337037>God created the big bang, knowing evolution would happen as its part of His design.whatever, i'm telling you why evolution historically was a problem for the church
>>520337035>A belief in God typically leads to your participation in a house of worship
>>520337040[citation needed]
>>520337037Funny how none of that is said in the bible.
>>520337039Science is largely cock blocked by the people who fund their endeavors. This shit isn't Benjamin Franklin cutting up corpses in his basement anymore.
>>520337041Yes, that's the generic term for a congregation of human beings that subscribe to a particular religion. Are we having an ESL moment here?
>>520337044Which doesn't change anything I said.
>>520336919This is fake right lmao
>>520337042aren't you arguing based on a belief lol...
God is literally the only way the big bang makes sense. If God didn't cause it then what did?
>>520337045Sorry, I didn't realise you christians go to your places of worship not to worship. Silly me.
>>520337049I'm glad I wasn't born a simpleton, holy tamoly.
>>520337046Sorry I didn't read the entire exchange, I just wanted to post turtles fucking.
>>520337049What caused God's existence?
>>520337049It's ok to not understand or know stuff anon.
>>520337053He has always existed. See I get to do that because I follow a religion. You don't get to because you believe in science. So what caused the big bang dipshit?
>>520337039Yes but scientists are nonetheless men and we expect men to give some consideration to the 'why' in things. Not to write it off as a distraction. Neil isn't the avatar of science and yet acts like it.
>>520337036>why does disbelief have to lead to anythingIf you're going to do something loudly and proudly, I figure there should be a reason for it. Maybe it's not a coincidence that almost all of the popular atheist figures from a decade ago are now miserable and broken, since they devoted so much of their time and energy and life doing something that leads to nothing and emptiness.
>>520337042>>520337048I'll cite it for you shall I? Read the first sentence. You may want to reconsider your argument.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_and_the_Catholic_Church
>>520337055>White Christian Nationalism is the way!>this postEhhhhhh maybe not lol
>>520336921
>>520337051You really were, though
>>520337055>believe in scienceThis is retarded. Science is opposite ot belief. It's evidence -based.
>>520336919He's taken the final step on the right wing grifter ladder.
>>520337061>if you don't believe the lies your mom and dad and grandpa and grandma believed, you're dumb"No"
>>520337062What a coincidence my beliefs are also self evident. Super convenient.
Rape allegations incoming. He's Russ Branding it
>>520336921Evangelical protestants are so silly, yet they are the ones people will point to and assume all Christians are like. TBBT was furthered massively by the work of Georges Lemaître, a Catholic priest.
>>520337056Nothing of that changes the fact that science cannot explain why the laws of physics are what they are. Only how they work.
>>520337063>He's taken the final step on the right wing grifter ladder.Rogan is anti Israel and anti Palestinian genocide so he doesn't fit in with any American politicians.
>>520337050Your English comprehension isn't high enough for this conversation.
>>520337064>They're lies because that's what they told me and I can't really think for myself Certified simpleton
>>520337059>oh yeah well you're white!thirdie debate club in here
>>520337072Proving my point.
Does Joe understand the chronology of the bible?
>>520336975
>>520336919>gormless retard has opinionok
>>520336931Not even Catholicism is safe from Americans pulling doctrine out of their ass for whatever fits the moment, like when the (future) pope needed to rebuke convert JD Vance for essentially trying to justify selfishness. Plus the whole movement of young men turning towards it out of pre-existing notions of trad-ness.
>>520337071Wonderful irony.
>>520337068Neil wasn't talking about what science can and can't do. He was talking about what he can do and what knowledge he's satisfied with. He regards the why as a distraction and is content with only a limited understanding which is fundamentally anti-intellectual and incurious.
>>520337078Predictable response. Like throwing cake at a fat kid.
>>520337080You shouldn't feel the need to defend your beliefs the way you do, unless you don't really think they're worth anything.
>>520336921protestants are not christians
>>520337078is this real?
>>520337082Correct. Here's a handy visual aid.
>>520337069There's plenty of grifters and politicians that get "deeply concerned" over such things and ultimately fall back in line when it's time to make an actual stand, like GOP congressmen whenever it's plainly obvious that a retarded Trump policy is fucking over their constituents.
>>520337084>Older faiths descended from us!>Oh and some schizo shitLeast delusional chistcuck
>>520337084>our church is the only real one>now worship this guy in Italy
>>520336919wes huff got him there intellectuallykid rock got him there emotionally
If you're not sure the Bible is the word of God watch: youtube.com/watch?v=9l5ZEsXjNVI1 Cor. 15:3-4: “For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:” How to know you're saved: youtube.com/watch?v=EAtR40sue5MRomans 3:23: “For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;”Jesus Christ is God who has come in the flesh from heaven. He died as a sinless sacrifice for the sins of the whole world to save you from eternal hell, the punishment for your sin. He was buried, then resurrected and then ascended to heaven. John 3:16: “For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.” John 10:28: "And I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand." Romans 10:9: “That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.God wants to forgive you, but you have a choice: Either choose this evil world and be punished along with it, or choose to submit to the will of God and be saved. Your own deeds, no matter how good you think they are, can NEVER justify you. You're corrupt and need to be saved. Romans 5:9: “Much more then, being now justified by his blood, we shall be saved from wrath through him.” Salvation is by grace through faith in Jesus Christ, in what HE did for you. Only He can wash away all of your sins with His blood. Salvation is a gift, it can't be earned. Do you choose the righteousness of God or your righteousness? Heaven or hell?Eph. 2:8-9: “For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast.” youtube.com/watch?v=yS78mFJcvhQyoutube.com/watch?v=_VRT2FFXntc
>>520336960Dude idk shit but Jesus seemed legit to me. That's it. I think theology is a bunch of wankery.
>>520336919Anons, I never considered Christianity being the NWO religion in the end times, but it makes sense. It's a broad path that many follow, and it does lead to destruction.
>>520336976>THEY HAD TO BE PRESSURED! Nice try
there are two types of christcucks>the girftorsand>the grifted
>>520337389Aliens immediately disprove all god people so I'm just waiting until thenSorry that jesus dude you idolized a long time ago was just any other human, and you could've easily become much greater than him too but you rather be afraid and live as a slave so whatever.
>>520336926>>520336919Ever notice how the majority of Christian converts are former degenerates, sluts, charlatans, liars, and criminals? The catch? They never change. They're still degenerates, sluts, charlatans, liars, and criminals. But they wear a cross now so Christniggers love them. The ultimate grift.
My heckin favourite eceleb is a based Christmas??? How will biden ever recover?!
Oh look another fake Christian.
>>520336919Get back to me when Bill Nye converts, then we can start calling it based
>>520337674>Christian converts are former degenerates, sluts, charlatans, liars, and criminals
>>520336925Still very high views rates. But I’m betting most are repeat watchers.
>>520336932>no one takes rogan seriously,
Is he ever going to have another interesting guest on?
>>520336919Doesn't the big bang reaffirm the Genesis creation myths? I never understood why it was problematic. I assume he's not saying he's a young earth creationist?
>>520336919>jew defender is now a full jew worshipperYeah that tracks.
>>520338101>Doesn't the big bang reaffirm the Genesis creation myths?How exactly?
>>520337084This is a Catholic retcon. There was never "THE CHURCH" as a single faction, at least not after Paul took the gospel out of Palestine and Syria. The first attempt at a new testament canon was developed by Marcion of Sinope who was a gnostic (the proto orthodox fags were pissed about this). And then there was Valentinus and his whole thing. They weren't considered "different sects" at the time. They would just be considered Christians
>>520337364>Bible is the word of God
>>520336919This isin't political, stop sharing your weekly womans gossip magazine with us.
>>520336919joe rogansam hydeandrew anglinsomeone is paying or cajoling these guys into taking this jew-worship position, more grifting opportuinites I guess
>>520338714How is it conflicting? The universe comes into being in an instant.
>>520336919what board was this originally uploaded to?
>>520336919JOE ROGAN IS ANOTHER KIKE JUDASGOAT
>>520336921The jews invented that dichotomy
>>520338101https://www.yahoo.com/news/big-bang-theory-wrong-claim-132156521.html
Joe the cuck Rogan married a coal burner and adopted her negro child. I don't give a fuck about some millionaire dwarf cuck's opinions
>>520338947That's not what the big bang is...The big bang is an what happens after the singularity. And it's not a "bang" it's an expansion. The start of entropy it seems
>>520338913they are just grifting of the charlie kirk assassination
>>520336919I want to be a christian. The ones i know look happy and have fulfilling lives. I keep getting stuck on genesis because im sorry but its boring.
>>520336920very good, benjamin
>>520339078>Now comes the autism and the granularity I'm not seeing how this is a problem for the kike creation story
Christianity is responsible for some of the most beautiful artwork and architecture. There is something about divine inspiration. I want to tap into that when i do woodworking.
>>520339300The only similarity they have is that the "big bang" was founded by a Catholic priest.
So says...Fox News' Instagram account?Episode? Timestamp?
>>520339039Are you retarded anon? I wasn't saying the big bang is what happened. I'm saying the big bang theory isn't a problem for the genesis creation story. They're actually fairly similar. >Oh he says X about Y therefore he must agree with YWhy are you so fucking dumb? Zero critical thinking skills
>>520337084>noooooooo goy, nothing came before the jews!b8
>>520336919As it was in the Roman Empire, a LOT of people became "Christians" in name only, because it was the popular new thing, they were not really called by Christ, not filled with the Holy Spirit, they were opportunists that saw the Gospel of Jesus Christ as a new way to appeal to the masses and gain political influence. That's how Roman Catholicism was made up, to coopt the Gospel for their own gains. I don't believe people that were life-long non-Christian and then when the political wind changes they are "Christian" all of a sudden. Maybe some are legit, but there is also a massive crowd of opportunists.
>>520339078>And the Lord saeth, "Bang!" and 'twas good.>Nay, He saeth not, "Bang!" Quoth He-eth, "Expand."
>>520336926many such cases
>>520339433>They're actually fairly similar.You've said this twice, but haven't stated how.The only thing you've shown is you don't know what the big bang actually was
>>520339190downies are happy 24/7, do you want to be retarded too?
>>520339495Both sound equally stupid
>>520337021Joe Rogan isn't demanding that someone marry him because he found God, roasties are.
>>520339221Sad to see what he's become.
>>520339467>picSo the council of Nicaea is infallible, and the apocalypse of Saul, among other apocrypha, aren't true?
>>520336919Christian as in: believes Jesus is the son of God, or Christian as in: believes God will grant earthly wealth if you sacrifice for israel? These are very different things.
>>520336919Eat the bugs fellow gentilehttps://youtu.be/on8ArHsf1vs
>>520336921>Modern PopeDiscarded
>>520336989the bible repeatedly says to be sober. The only word for any type of juice in the bible is wine, and it specifically describes certain types of wine not to drink. people find this hard to believe but also the word for food in the bible is "meat" there are examples of the bible describes food that is not of an animal, and still calls it meat. The word for animal food in the bible is "flesh"I know this is a hard concept to grasp but the bible is thousands of years old and words change meaning over time.
>>520336926that's more than enough for terminal semitards
>>520339852He specifically mentions Jesus, so maybe that path.
>>520336927> if you know God created Adam and Eveeven as a christian, why would you believe that? it's clearly meant to be taken as a parable of some kind, and even then, you know that human beings aren't made from clay or ribs. are you choosing to be stupid to allow yourself to believe in creationism, or is it the other way around?
>>520336919you cant be a christian and hate half of Jesus people...God will not be mock
>>520339586Silence, jew. Go slit your wrists while touching that gay wall
>>520336919JAMIE PULL UP THE CRUCIFIXION
Joe Rogan was Chris Farley change my mind.Same person new act.
>>520337084All I see here is that Christianity is descended from the kikes. Nothing that we didn’t know already.You may now go back to your parish and donate your savings to Isreal, goy.
>>520336986It's part of Albert Pike's illuminati grand plan. It was planned control opposition to religion. Look at the platform and audience Richard Dawkins had that inspired fedora wearing atheists across all degenerate forums like 4chan and reddit. You've all been had and fell for the illuminati tricks.
>>520340537Modern "jews" have no genetic relation to ancient hebrews. Europeans do
>>520339597Then maybe you shouldn't be saying them.
Palestinians have more of a genetic link to ancient hebrews than khazars do.
>>520337674It's almost like you forget Christ was frequently found with prostitutes, lepers, and tax collectors. He came to save the condemed, not the righteous.
Funny how he and that one British faggot were the most annoying atheists, amd theyre also Hollywood prostitutes
>>520336927>muh adam and eveso where do jeets niggers and the rest of the vermin hail from you retarded faggot?i cant tell if you christkeks are legitimately retarded or just baiting
>>520336921>deny scienceThis is a meaningless statement. Science can neither be accepted nor denied. Science is not yet crystallized. If anyone denies "science," they are merely positing a new scientific theory. They are actually DOING science by questioning science. I'm so disgusted by people like you who treat science like it's already complete and the debate is already over and whatever science proclaims now is the end of all science and the beginning of a new religion.You are the anti-scientific one, not Christians who believe in dinosaurs.
>>520336921>>520336921There was no death before the fall of man. Evolution requires millions of years of death before man even came into existence. This is the universal witness of the historical church, God did not lie when he told Adam and Eve that they would die from eating the fruit.
>>520340635Gad Saad has genetic relation to the ancient hebrews
>>520339377A fucking leaf
>>520341437Tower of Babel is when the races were created.
>>520336919Imagine being a christcuck, a religion full of niggers and spics. AND you worship jews.
>>520336926This faggot didn't start doing drugs until he was in his 40s.
>>520337674>Christian converts are former degenerates, sluts, charlatans, liars, and criminalsone day you will realize that all humans are these things, takes a bit of maturity but maybe you'll get there one day.
PoC cannot be Christian.
>>520336921>listening to the bishop of rome and submitting to the bishop of rome Ngmi
>>520336926Better late than never
>>520336935Bingo. They just say stuff like this in order to keep the religion going. "God" was clear about the world being thousands of years old, all the animals floating on the Ark, etc. Babies are baptized because of the talking snake apple incident, the guilt of which we receive from Adam *biologically* through literal paternity
>>520343367Kek. Just because Christian’s are pedophiles that raid kids doesn’t mean other people do the same
>>520343224it's like listening to a battered wife defend her husband, or people in NYC talking about how great the city is while naming nothing positive. christgolems are delusional lol
>>520336921because they’re retarded. if you think christianity and evolution aren’t compatible you’re not a christian, because you obfuscate the gospel
>>520336919>grifter switches to a more profitable griftStunning and brave.
>>520343718Damn what a nice pair of saggers.I really like saggy natural boobas.Im kind of a freak in that regard.You could say i have an adult woman fetish.
>>520339190Read Matthew, then acts, then letters of Paul.Optional read John.Then go back to Genesis.New Testament is very easy reading.If you're really struggling there are audiobooks on YouTube you can listen to.Some of the books of the Bible especially the nitty gritty stuff about how to construct the temple are interesting but sorta dry. Can be skipped in the start.
>>520340167Noah drank wine all the time. The first thing he did when the ark landed was plant a vineyard. He wasn't drinking grape juice.
>>520339190you need to forget all the memes and start by humbly asking God to open your eyes
>>520336919dumdums
>>520339190>I want to be a christian. The ones i know look happy and have fulfilling lives. I keep getting stuck on genesis because im sorry but its boring.They have fulfilling lives because they participate in the community, not because of how many kike fairy tales they've read. Just go to a church and make friends you retard. No one is going to quiz you on your bible knowledge.
>>520336919I hope Catholic. American protestants just do whatever the fuck they want as long as it's not actually practicing the religion they say they are part of. Go figure.
>>520336919The christcuck shit really is being mandated on the grifters from the White House lmao
>>520336952The irony in your statement when you compare the increase discivigenic behaviors the more athiestic those "civilized" nations become
>>520336923this, we need to do more to stop people from being able to spread lies and dangerous misinformation... the first amendment was a mistake, china has the right idea
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>>520337019The Bible says that the creation has ended on the 6th day, moshe
>>520337044x2 - just sad.
>>520351606Are you fucking retard, replying to a poster who isn't even on this board.
>>520336926Christianity is a solo act defined by a solo act. There is no need to be a Christian in a group. Go it alone. If the others stay they stay, if they go they go.
eceleb ends up being christcuck establishment shill. nobody seem that coming!
>>520336919Big Bang was theorised by Catholics and is a perfectly valid physical description of the instant creation of God’s universe.Macroevoloution on the other hand is a scam
>>520336919>>520336926Never believe a Satanist
>>520352764Uh huh so the comment just magically appeared anon. Not hearing a rebuttal to my statement either.
>>520336919Then why did he marry a jew?
>>520336921You don't have to deny science. Look at neuralink. All the effort that goes into making a chip that can interface with the brain to understand the complex way it signals. Apparently it takes a lot of engineering to get it just right but I'm supposed to believe the brain it connects to just engineered itself by accident from nothing? If the brain is an evolution from previous species then will it work on lizards and birds since it works on humans?
>>520343097Languages were mixed at tower of Babel, not skin color.Or show me the passage in the bible where it says God changes skin colors there.
>>520336921you dont have to but that pope is clearly heretical.evolution is not compatible since humanity is in devolution since the fall.humans lived for nearly 1000 years before the flood.
I can't believe Joe Rogan came out! I hate faggots. I'll never listen to his podcast again if he came out. Eww gross.
>>520354824Interesting take. I'd love to see the stories/studies of the brain chip experiments on lower life forms. But I've never heard of any. One wonders how they tested this, for surely they would have started with a much simpler model on a simpler animal.
>>520340167you cant drink alcohol without being a drunkard and think soberly, you know?
>>520353079>God did the big bang 14 billion years ago but then he waited until 6000 years ago to snap humanity into existence of this planet
>>520336963humans are devolving, not evolving.
>>520336935Evolution is fucking stupid. An eyeball possesses no evolutionary advantage until it works. So how the fuck would it develop? How does a rock become human life? The first ape was named Lucy for LUCIFER because evolution is the primary lie the system uses in the war against Christianity.
>>520354824>Apparently it takes a lot of engineering to get it just right but I'm supposed to believe the brain it connects to just engineered itself by accident from nothing?You deny that God is so great that he could come up with a universe that would produce humans through evolution? A process God knew would follow from the way He set the laws of the universe?
>>520340208He will never answer.Religious people are either grifters or retards, no inbetween.
>>520355586>The first ape was named Lucy for LUCIFERholy fuck magatards are so goddamn stupid
Grifter.UFC fighter from Ireland also trying to grift the same way.Look at Jens son version of Jejus without magical thinking he is the same guy Jennifer Psaki drugged with LSD and became mom of and who married the literal goddess Freyja in a dream more real than reality, this is what he has to say about JejusDo you prefer Jens sons version or the 286iq Jejus version?
Or charlie Kirk version of Jejus?
>>520336942>sign tapping intensifies
Or Russel Vought version of Jejus with tucker Carlson and all the network of zeroclick cyberweapons cyberbullies like Ben Shapiro version of jejus?Give it back to the christian kings? Have you guys heard of Arminius?
>>520336921Early Protestant Fundamentalists are the poster child for "Christians hate science"
Kill'em all, no mercy.
>>520336919>Dumb easily lead idiot comes out as ChristianMany such cases.
>>520355714>NO REBUTTALits so stupid that you have no counterargument?
Russel brand also a Christian after drugs and rape charges.
>>520336927>not to mention their pantheon of saints they worship.Reverence is not worship.
All from the same zeroclick cyberweapons cyberbully networks of influencers like that one tranny that hangs out with Alex Jones. Balire white.
>>520336921>>520337019>>520344650Because the bible states that God created the earth and plants before he created the sun, moon and stars. Those predated everything by millions of years. Also said he created birds before land animals which also didn't happen.
The Big Bang probably happened. It was caused by God. Only God could cause a Big Bang to happen. Big Bang without God is a scam. Big Bang with God is a valuable Catholic middle school education.
>>520336919>>520336920>>520336921Niggers
>>520336919Test.
>>520356284>rebuttalYou don't even know what that word means.
>>520356349>>520356325>>520356284>>520356171>>520355985>>520355945>>520355940>>520355887>>520355887>>520355847Go to church.Wear your Sunday best.Eat more meat.Bake your own bread.Shave with a straight razor.Talk in a low voice.Read the Bible cover to cover.Wear a hat.Keep your hat well down.Remove your hat when a lady enters the room.Floss your teeth.Fold your handkerchief into a square before placing it in your pocket.Wear an analog watch.Make your bed before breakfast.Read the newspaper with your breakfast.Pay for everything with coins.Stand up straight with your shoulders back.Take your pills.Make the room colder than you like it.Give your boss a firm handshake.Buy groceries.Cook dinner.Stop using the Microwave.Take cold showers exclusively.Get a haircut.Look people in the eye.Always have a stern facial expression.Wear a suit and tie every day.Stop drinking alcohol.Don't talk so much.Take your pills.Put up with things.Stop watching TV.Use a standing desk from now on.Work hard.Wear a belt.Stop swearing.Stop drinking coffee.Stop touching your face.Turn your music down.
They are on drugs.Joe Rogan is notorious for DMT and mushrooms and steroids. Watch my posts about how mushrooms make you gay and how they work as a getaway drug for methHe also loves cannabis
Joe Rogan wants drugs to be legal because he is under the influence of demons
Everything Joe Rogan says goes through the ADL He is a homossexual becusse drugs made him a homossexual.Jesus hates faggots.
>>520356713>Remove your hat when a lady enters the room.You're not even supposed to be wearing a hat indoors, doofus. You stand up when a lady enters the room.
What's the stats of republicans on grinder and who enjoy cuckold and hotwife interracial?They also love zeroclick cyberweapons from Israel and grifting and saying "your mom" because they are not serious peopleThey flew a B2 spirit over my house and Jennifer Psaki drugged me with LSD and much more
>>520336919>>520336921>>520336951>make a universe>it takes billions of years for intelligent life to developWhat did catholic god mean by this? If the universe has a purpose what was the purpose of the first 99.99% of it's existence?
>>520336966There is irrefutable evidence of the crucifixion having taken place. Jesus had snake venom coursing through his veins as a testament to his immortality. On the third day he rose again, prove me wrongAmmon Tillman knows
>>520357222"You are mentally ill." - Jennifer Psaki
"the experts and the facts say zeroclick cyberweapons don't exist and the earth is round" - Jennifer Psaki
"vaccines work, give money to israel" - McEnany
>>520336919So to magatards "christianity" will be just a decoration like "social issues" were for leftists. All this will accomplish is create a whole generation of people who will think christianity is tied to certain cringe political beliefs.
>>520337087Nobody should worship the pope, he's just a head of church.
>>520336919yeah, elites need to coopt right wing movement so bad, they are bringing the big guns now.
>>520343367>>520341152That's why Christianity is not a great religion. There's nothing special in elevating the whores, the failures, the evil, and the degenerate. This is why you had a ton of retards like St. Francis that decided poverty, failure, and living in poop was somehow the pinnacle of human achievement in God's eye. Imagine that, coming to your creator while living as a subhuman rat instead of pinnacle nobility (not necessarily of wealth, but at least of health and healthily stature). Subhumans, the lot of you.
