https://archive.li/g8YWi>The Nationals move to scrap net zero policy at Federal Council meetinghttps://archive.li/g8YWi>Bunnings will be trialling security gates in five Victorian stores — including Springvale and Sunshine — in a bid to restore safety in stores.https://archive.li/wip/JCPRw>Coles says it’s like a “third world” country in one state, as a shocking amount of high value items are stolen by organised crime.https://archive.li/lOUvR>More than 5800 hectares of greenfields land across Melbourne will be rezoned for factories and warehouses, which the government says will unlock billions in new investment and thousands of new jobs.https://archive.li/qsUbo>Physical assaults, threats of violence and verbal abuse against staff working in Brisbane’s public hospitals have nearly doubled in six years, as nurses and frontline workers warn not enough is being done to keep them safe.https://archive.li/Jnibv>Two officers assaulted after 400 people gatecrash Byford Halloween party
i didn't realise bunnings was so old. been around since the 1800s. the first bunnings i remember opened in the late 90s or early 00's. before that there was only BBC hardware and mitre 10
Threadly reminder.ARCHIVE LINKS = KIKE HONEYPOTJIDF OPERATION = SHUT DOWNWhy does a jew run archive.is?Why would people want to encourage people here of all places to use a site run by a jew?Why does the mere suggestion of jewish control and ownership of the archive cause faggots to run damage control for the site?Do you actually expect people to believe Aussies here of all places would be afraid to discuss jewish interference in things?Why are they so afraid to discuss the topic and will only deflect and lie? >>489691015>>489694998
>>520363209I remember a bunnings opening near me in the early 90s. In those days the sausage sizzle was run by the scouts.The mitre 10 was closer though and had been there for many years already, it closed down and was turned into a video shop.
>>520363308>aus/pol/ subject>no archive links, direct even to the gayBC and other faggot news sitesanything else?>>520362764>(((feds))) shitting bricks that Timmys are organising, I wonder why?https://www.noticer.news/police-target-nsn-white-australia-political-party/On a side note, get a gun license, buy a shotgun and join your local field and game. Is great especially for demoralized city fags.
Kike threadNot clicking that shit
>>520364226Do you know who Anarchodin is?
Always was always will be aboriginal land
>>520362764>More than 5800 hectares of greenfields land across Melbourne will be rezoned for factories and warehouses, which the government says will unlock billions in new investment and thousands of new jobs.after Labor introduced a mandatory tax on land if it's re-zoned that you cannot escape. you can put paying it off for 20 years, but leaves you with no choice but to sell to developers. >>520364226kill yourself.
>>520362764real thread>>520366643
>>520366777No.
>>520366284Things in vic get worse by the day
>>520363209i'm sure back then it was a business that supported Australians. now, they're globohomo vaccine pushers.
>>520362764>THE STATE GOVERNMENT will provide free travel for passengers along the Gippsland Line throughout November to celebrate the completion of the Gippsland Line Upgrade. Last week, premier Jacinta Allan and Public and Active Transport Minister Gabrielle Williams visited the Traralgon train station to announce that public transport will be free for passengers starting their journey at any station on the Gippsland Line between Nar Nar Goon and Bairnsdale. Passengers travelling from stations between Nar Nar Goon and Traralgon will be able to collect a Gippsland free travel voucher from station staff, or a conductor onboard the train instead of tapping on with their Myki. Passengers boarding between Rosedale and Bairnsdale can collect a free V/Line ticket from station staff when boarding or booking over the phone. Passengers starting or finishing their trip on a coach or local bus will also travel for free across the network, with connecting services included as part of the Gippsland free travel offer. The government is also making every tram, train and bus across Victoria free every weekend from early December until February 1 2026 to celebrate the opening of the Metro Tunnel and from January 1 2026, public transport will be free for every child under 18, saving families up to $755 a year per child.If the Gippsland trains are free, why do they want people to present a travel voucher? Why even waste the money to print those things out? Just dont bother checking any tickets in the free zones.
What's the rotund roastie done to ginger meggs to get the AFP after her? Must be pretty bad.
>>520369090What are you thinking?Anyway ive got stuff to do, see you guys later.
>australia is healing
Morning poofters.
>>520370399>all the white people left in Melbourne in 1 spot
G'day aus/pol/After some fucking around in PHP/BASH I pulled off my project of a web-based converter to present the The Joel and Blair Show as a valid RSS podcast feed that can be added to podcast apps like AntennaPod to listen to on my drive to work (by autoripping the audio and listing the files in the archive directory as an RSS feed) which works.On top of this, I realized I could easily write my own Spotify-like web-player to browse and listen to episodes in the archive, added my old archives of The Convict Report, WANG, The Absolute State, Roots of the Right, etc, and essentially built a complete podcast-app compatible Aussie Nationalist podcast platform.I'm unveiling today The Australian Podcast Archive.http://australianpodcastarchive.duckdns.orgubvbthvwwgnzxy56yyoe76cfbr7lnppisuzudsx63qoy2uwjugow3nad dot onion on TorI've got fucken everything and it's compatible with everything. This is Democracy Manifest.Let me know if it works or shits itself or whatever and I'll fix it. Shitpost in the comments if you want. If you know any other good podcasts worth listening to, I'll add them.The only things I have left to do are- Figure out how SSL certificates work- Figure out how to save and load playback position in the web player so it doesn't restart from 0:00 if you close the window- Convert Noticer to RSS for newsreader apps if it doesn't have a feed already, and embed the latest headlines to the site- Add replies/greentext/etc to the comments. It's a cunt because there's no closing >> />> in the syntax- Maybe add a global latest episodes somewhere
good moorning cunts question for you'se.if 5''5' niglet cop , got up in my face whilst I was handcuffed , so close I could smell hear breathe and when she was speaking to me trying to intimidate me with her height and spit from her mouth un-intentionally hit me a few time on the face and in the eye could that be considered assault?
The absolute state of the joint rn.
>>520371983Did you stay up all night smoking meth to get the project over the line?
>>520373635>spit from her mouth un-intentionally hit me a few time on the face and in the eye could that be considered assault?Yes. Its also a health and safety issue.
>>520373635I'm fairly certain in america, the act of spitting on someone, like full loogie would be assault, categorically.Devil's avocado if you take this to court as the judge, I think he'd rule in favor of the rozstie.The spit from her mouth would be deemed accidental.
>>520373667Gotta bring in all dat der foriegn capital, DAT GDP! FUCK UR DEMOGRAPHICS! THIS IS PROGRESS!
>>520373667I used to think a cataclysm was our only way out of this situation but now I dont even think that would work. Too many of these cockroaches would survive and they would band together. It would probably only hasten the end of our people.
Australia for the white man
>A man is in hospital with serious injuries after a daylight shooting at a supermarket carpark.>Nine News footage from the scene in Bayswater, east of Melbourne, showed a man holding his stomach wearing a blood stained polo shirt.>Police said it is understood two men were arguing prior to emergency services being called to the incident at just before 4pm on Saturday.PART AND PARCEL! https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/crime/police-hunting-for-alleged-gunman-after-supermarket-carpark-shooting/news-story/2b00e4838762a71ec0b530f897852c04
>>520376257Melbourne is the crime capital of Australia now. when was the last time it won worlds most liveable city? 2017, so less than 10 years. when did Dan Andrews get elected 2014
>>520376207Saving the white race one dumb arrest at a time
>>520376139He was already retrained though. She sounds like she wasn't in control of herself if she was ranting and raving to the extent that spit was flying out of her mouth, the fact that it hit him in the eye and could have gone in his mouth is disgusting and potentially very dangerous. He doesn't have to go to court either. He can complain to ibac or make a complaint about her at any police station.
No one wants to talk so I guess ill go and do the washing/dishes/yard.
>>520376477
>>520376477Attacking the boongs was terrible for optics. A lot of them nationally were on their side when it came to immigration but that's completely changed now. I'm sure spooking some abo women and children was fun but it cost everything.
>>520376148Breaking news: Feds are trying to infiltrate undercover fed group.
>>520376588Yeah, fair enough. That's an optimistic way to put it, but you gotta account for >A. The cunt was handcuffedWill the judge's bias against the bloke whose restraining method was being locked in cuffs?>B. What color is anon?If he's white, he's fucked. No way will a judge rule in favor of the white man.>C. Judge are simpsFuckin, check out how much women get from divorces.I hope your optimism shines through, but anon should just get a herpes test and count his lucky stars if he doesn't. I don't think that kind of litigation is worth hiring a lawyer for. Even if he wins, he might be out of pocket.
>>520378286>Attacking the boongs was terrible for optics.the ones attacking people for having Australian flags? the gaybc didn't tell you that so you weren't aware, right?
>>520363308>recording jewish crimes is jewish, goy!lmao
>>520379549white rose antifa commies use the archive. that zoomer is a legitimate retard. and now they've fixed the paywall issue, more and more people are using it. every time i go to archive an AFR article it was already archived.
>>520379631>white rose antifa commies use the archiveso we automatically shouldn't?tard take
>>520379727opposite. i'm using examples of people outside of aus/pol/ using it, since the zoomie thinks the links are 'unique' to aus/pol/.
>>520369090the feds?I mean I'd understand if it was the state police, I mean they could just put out a nice ham and she'd come a running.the feds don't have that kind of thinking though.perhapa a tub of chunky monkey?
>>520379789cheers
A room full of>PHWOARRR!>>520371983>php/bashwut?>archive of The Joel and Blair Showwhy?>- Convert Noticer to RSS for newsreader apps if it doesn't have a feed already, and embed the latest headlines to the siteMaybe "research" should be your first step next time?Just setup a givesendgo asking for gibs like signbro - the cunts here are clearly gullible enough to give to it.>>520373635Did she at least whisper in your ear about how turned on she was?>>520376207>>520376477>Might head down to the courthouse to get arrested again alter, idk
>>520379789>since the zoomie thinks the links are 'unique' to aus/pol/.the only thin 'unique' abour archive.today is that it doesn't look very good on one zoomer newfags iphoneits fucking hilarious watching him nefag all over himself.he actually thinks if he just says it a bunch of times and calls it jewish, it will happen eventually.it's personal for him, like archives were made the day he had a meltdown over ityou have to remember, he literally cried over it, not figuratively, literally.its deeply personal for him, like skatepark pedos skateboard
>AFP commissioner is now a woman>2 weeks later shift focus to non-violent non-criminalstypical
>>520381508That's a man, man.
>>520381508>woman Uuuuh, hate to break it to you, anon
>>520362764I'm voting cutie patootie
>>520362764Anyone in Perth sauce me a dmt cart
>>520382280>>520382239now you both mention it
>>520382841Just extract it yourself. You can order mimosa hostilas bark online (dmt containing root) then it just takes a few basic steps and ingredients to extract it. Far better than some weird synthetic crap.
>>520382673Saw one chick at the logan village hotel with no tattoos and I struck out when I asked for her number.I've got a theory about doodle whores.
>>520383247fuck forgot about karaoke again
Remember boys, God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
>>520379903>tattoo of infinity symbol with arrowarbitrarily branded satanic cultists can be lured with wormsone observes this with fishing in the ocean for whiting; and other species of fish
>>520362764What's up with that picture style and why do I keep seeing it like almost everywhere in all random places
>>520383698>clownworldmaybe
>>520382673i would fuck her in the arislovingly of course while in a monogamous relationship
>>520382673is she prepping for a speedball?
>>520383961she bangs itcrown hitter like straight off the submarine from guatemala
>>520379173>A. The cunt was handcuffedWe dont know what he did or if he even did anything though.I knew a couple of early 20s good boy christian virgins who were cuffed and escorted out of a basketball game over 20 years ago because someone accused them of stealing a purse or something.>Judge are simpsThere's no reason to go to court, hes not going to get some big payout, but making a complaint could have repercussions for her and if it doesnt this time, she'll still have the complaint on her record which will help establish a pattern of her unacceptable behaviour for the next person she treats unjustly.
>>520383698IYKYK
alright lads logging off to rebuild the temple speedily within my days
>>520383315Some cunt tried accusing me of selling drugs in the toilet and I talked my way out of it in the midst of the workers and shit.Was a good night. Sang some Bowie
>>520384437would
>>520385083Would you go for a swim with this tranny?
>>520381508That's my kinda woman.oh wait, I'd still prefer Ava over "her".Ava at least knows her place, being the power bottom that "she" is.
>>520362764the nephilum looked like clowns>the nephilum looked like clownsthe nephilum looked like clowns>the nephilum looked like clowns
>>520385336That tranny barely passes
i figured it out...dezi retreated to a ww3 apoc mad max bugout location
>>520386383They saw this on approach and decided to leave him to it.
Are the Chinese, or the Asians in a broader sense, the only people that are still working in Australia?Sydney master race, everywhere I go, the only people I see working - be it at shops, clinics, offices, are Asians - most likely the Chinese.Indians are delivering food, cleaning, or aimlessly roaming around.Whites only work in tradies jobs, most of them are on drugs and completely checked out from the society.Arabs form gangs, committing meaningless violent crimes against rivals.That’s it, that’s all what’s happening in Sydney.
>>520381508>cumeatssioner
>>520362764Just swallowed a massive load unnaWhats for din dins?
>>520387027I love blowing big loads in boong faces
>>520387027Why do you have these pictures?
>>520381320No, but she had a go at the white male senior constable for telling her back up a bit.>>520376139Despite if it was unintentional or not , wouldn't the act of encroaching into someone personal space with the intention of attempting to intimidating a person still constitute assault cause of perceived action?>>520374816it was disgusting her breath still as well.
>>520387027CARN ERE ARN GIVE US A FUCK CUZ EYE
>it was disgusting her breath still as well >>520387966The bacteria that cause halitosis can be spread through direct saliva contact. It sounds like you've got plenty of reason to complain about her conduct. The fact that another pig called her out as well only adds validity to your complaint.Not only is she a bad officer, shes a menace to the public's health.
Australian aged urine enthusiast John Otto on sam hydes show today. Trust the science. (I accidentally took a sip once and it was the worst day of my life)https://youtu.be/67zPxE8pSGs?
>>520387966>Despite if it was unintentional or not , wouldn't the act of encroaching into someone personal space with the intention of attempting to intimidating a person still constitute assault cause of perceived action?I was going to post a whole spiel saying I agree with you with a webm of that police chick who cheated on her husband with the whole police force, but I agree with you.Was just playing devil's avocado
>>520388618Bradley is already on it, drank 4 liters since it premieredHe will have a kidney or bladder infection in less than month due to black-market Chinaman pee
>>520389613
>>520389743kek
>>520389743lmao. i forgot about that. there was another piss one at a bar or something too, wasn't there?i cant even find half of my Bradley memes
>>520390269
>>520389613Brad should buy my aged urine. It's about 5% alcohol after I break down the 50% in shine in my liver. Tastes better than an IPA.
>>520382673That's her CCP handler
>>520387966What's the charge? They don't put you in handcuffs unless you're being charged (they can be charged with deprivation of liberty if they do).
>>520370399All these people wanted me dead for not taking the vaccine, called the police on me and ruined my life and now pretend nothing ever happened
>>520373635Yes but you won’t win.
>>520387787I farken love getin loads dropped on me face UNNA
>>520390487This is the bloke that got me on the penis before.
>>520390332Bradley has erectile dysfunction now. Even if he found a girl he couldn't fuck her.
>>520390865Never forget
>>520392399The specific part that i will never forget is when a Victorian government organisation encouraged a child to disobey her parents at the behest of her adult gay lover wearing an illuminati tshirt. Dezi was right about vicpol.
Probably silly to point out, but has anyone noticed the unhinged spite a lot of people have over minor things in recent years?I'm not just talking about political things, I mean people tongue-lashing with high sensitivity about whatever issue they describe. Like they can't wait to call that person a 'fuckhead' or rant why they're the problem with the world.
>>520390487They were conducting a search warrant>>520388428Dude i felt bad for other copper cause she absoulute ripped him a new one when he said something. She said "Thank you very much senior constable I'm in charge here" and more spit came out of her mouth luckily not towards me , but when she fucked off i actually apologised to him and told him he shouldn't put up with it and he responded "She does it from time to time" . and he wiped some of the spit off my face he was alright. >>520390996I know.
>>520393267calling people dickhead and fuckwit is traditionyou just don't get the flippant tone via text
>>520393511This sounds more like a homoerotic larp as you go.That or you were seriously kicking off at which point you've basically given them just cause to restrain you.>A police officer can use as much force as they need to arrest you or stop you escaping, but no more. This means that if you cooperate the police can’t use force, but the more you resist arrest the more force police can use. Resisting arrest by using physical force or running away, or threatening a police officer, are serious crimes.https://yla.org.au/wa/topics/courts-police-and-the-law/police-arrests-and-my-rights/rights-when-arrested-or-detained-by-police/
>>520393267let me guess>just forget about the vaccine>forget about the lockdowns>we need amnesty?
>>520392612Yeah, they loved that type of shit. Like telling kids they don't need their parents permission to transition too.
>>520393267My tolerance for other people had dropped to zero.>>520393511Are you going to lodge a complaint? Did she outrank him?
>>520393511>"She does it from time to time"Monthly?
>>520393511>They were conducting a search warrantWhat did you do?
FRESH FOOTAGE FROM MELBOURNE
>>520394844
>>520394174I don't think anyone would niglet spit in there face so definitely not a larp . was cool as a cucumber, showed her nothing but respect. What she found dis-respectful and these a her words, I was "mad-dogging" her , cause I looking at her in eyes when she was speaking . I was shooting the shit with the connie who spoke up whislt wating around for the paperwork and interview down at the station and he said she does like to in people face to invoke a reaction >>520394574Been thinking about it, since I won the court case , yes she was she was a sergeant.
Who here betting on cup day
>>520394844Probably coincides with it .>>520394949Using a redenomination device to menace or harass and Incitement.
>>520394949*Telecommunication
>>520395253Yeah, I've had enough dealings with cops to know they DON'T put you in cuffs just to serve a search warrant and definitely not if you're being >cool as a cucumberSo again - what was the charge you supposedly won the court case over.My money is "resisting arrest" is in there.
>>520395489Did their search yield anything they can get you for?
>>520394361Actually there's a good contradiction in those types if we go by stereotype.The ones saying those things would've likely been ruthless about the unvaccinated before this, and will motte-and-bailey themselves by having that ruthlessness retained whilst superficially calling for amnesty.The other explanation of disease, dysfunction and death from those vaccines has been hysteria and stress at a greater scale, since it was the root cause of consequences from that time.I think there's a better angle of dealing with that instead of agitating directly about the jabs and rubbing it in their face. It's better to imply the effects of those mandates and restrictions through depicting the unhinged, and strengthening the greater point of brain-breaking stress, either individually suffered or subjected to.Stress precedes threat.
>>520393267Social compact is dead after covid and the ordinary person has zero chance to improve their life anymore. Hard work no longer matters and we are being replaced by jeets and AI. Can’t even get a cruisy job anymore in an office or kitchen so everyone is malding. I would love to just work in a office sorting mail>no more mail >welcome to nigger every 5 minutes >AI job interviews People are losing it
>>520370399I am in this videoInternet famousBan niggers not machetes
>>520395552I'll show you something, don't think they would log it twice if I wasn't. appreciate the scepticism though.
>>520395552
>>520395555No.
>>520396771>>AI job interviewsThere was an article with a zoomie crying about this the other day. I've done a few myself. The worst for me is those ones where you have to record yourself answering questions. >random question pops up on the screen>10 second count down>cant pause>no 2nd chance That's where it was over for me. After id already passed the situational/behaviour and psychometric testing.
>>520397300>the dumb cunt gave us his iPhone and iMac password as was written in 1958Faggot.
>>520397449The act has been updated multiple times every year since the 90s.
>>520386769brisbane is hot now its like brazil with all types of mystery meat, the brown ones wander in circles more statistically, its basically brazil with meth
>>520397449its was going to be an extra charge of failing to provided to passwords to an encrypted devices dumbass. They didn't original get the passwords until I feed them bullshit passcodes on both devices and they triggered my attempt password threshold on the computer and phone thus locking it out for 3 months. so i gave them passwords after cause I knew I now had 3 month delay plus they threaten add extra charge .
>>520397300>>520397322Have you given them cause previously to put you in cuffs? t. never 'arrested' but charged a couple of times and I've had a m8 who was handcuffed without just cause. His dad (a good lawyer) got his charges knocked down due to psychological trauma due to deprivation of liberty.The judge agreed that a reasonable person would not have needed to be detained at time particularly as they had not arrested or charged him at the time.Might want to blow a few hundred bucks on a lawyer. If wa I can give you the name of a top shelf who isn't a wounded bull.
>>520362764https://www.news.com.au/national/aboriginal-woman-chelsea-bracken-21-dies-while-being-remanded-in-a-tasmanian-prison/news-story/4e8da5826c6ff3b52133cfbfcd95c5a5>White skin, blonde>Aboriginal
>>520397765>Justice for Chelsea tshirts incoming.
Can someone tell me a good techno joint in melbourne where I can just sit and drink in a dark corner and isn't some drink party gay venue?
>>520397700Dumb cunt you caved like a bitch
>>520367835>now, they're globohomo vaccine pushers.massive monolopy remember masters lol
>>520397804Chelsea was a victim of the white devil you fags could have saved herAlways was always will be black Australian land
>>520398036Can't you just stay home?
That four corners episode on predators in child care was pretty scary, I dont have kids but ill be dammed to throw them into a system like that, the vic pedo spread stds to children and the police still protected him
>>520363308Based. As if anyone here needs any more IP tracking and data points.
>>520398036>>520398177>the vic pedo spread stds to children and the police still protected himThat was disgusting but almost as bad were the parents just rolling with it and the public's reaction was "blame all men". Anywhere else and the offending centres would have been burned down and their would have been protests/riots. We're a country of pathetic cucks. Reminder people cared more about fentynal floyd than those poor kids.
>>520397704In the past yes I know I do have markers for historic violence against police, but that's from when I was a very emotional teenager up until I recently got raided this year I hadn't been in trouble in over 7 years.I know due to past behaviours when I got pulled over last year HWP didn't approach me until 2 other cars rocked up before they approached and got me out of the car straight away and in to cuffs , but once again they were only taking pre-cautions with me as the copper explained i had flags on system for violence against police and wasnt taking any chances.Don't need lawyer all the charges got dismissed at contest mention
>>520398084Not really as said above they couldnt even access the computer and phone due to the lockout threshold
>>520398546Hahaha fucking retard
>>520398576You got your shit locked and then still gave them your password hahahaha
>>520398109I'm just looking for a place to do that but also maybe meet people if I feel like it, desu I'm sick of staying at home
>>520398036>techno venue>not a party jointIs this braindead Bradley posting?
>>520398714>desu I'm sick of staying at homeI no longer care. I only miss being able to get weed or psychedelics.
>>520398667Well, when I got it back it was only locked for 3 days so it didn't bother me at all anyways.>>520398639How am I a fucking retard?
>>520398826Bradley is too busy with his new urine fadthe piss garden will never be the same
Bump my thread boys>>>/r9k/82987813
>>520376207New Zealand GET ACTIVE. Hail Sewell.
>>520398239>>520398239>Based. As if anyone here needs any more IP tracking and data points.>archives have more 'data points' and 'tracking'how many tidepods have you eaten today, anon?
>>520398917Violent sperg emotional faggotFuck off
>>520399355Yes when it’s operated by some kike fed assetKILL YOURSELFKILL YOURSELFKILL YOURSELFKILL YOURSELFKILL YOURSELF
>>520399470you ok mate?no need to get mad
>>520399669Time to end it mate. You had a good run.
>>520399735end what?you think I am dennis?
>>520399470>>520364911
>>520399470Do you feel like a big man? I see that you are still here despite the obvious depression. Care to explain what happened? Are you still too afraid to kill yourself? Did you fail at the only thing you have complete control over?
>>520398932>new urine fadplease explain. i've barely been in aus/pol/ lately.>>520399355topkek>>520399735do you think 4chan logs your IP?
>>520399932Holy shit I’ve been posting on 4chan for half an hour. It’s time to end it I’m addicted.You are fucking retarded.>>520399933You are also fucking retarded.
>>520400059>baby has a fit and expects everyone to lay down their armsOk precious. Never come here again.
>>520400153Cope you precious faggot
>>520400174You remind me of the scene in mr inbetween where he hired a Jewish actor to pretend to be a unicorn except that you're a Jewish actor that would have sexually assaulted his children irl and I'm upset that we never got to see the cut.
>>520400345Is that some jewish show? Bump my thread you subwit. >>82987813
>>520400453Oh no hoisted by my own petardBump my thread >>>/r9k/82987813
>>520400453If you can't figure out how to download the greatest Australian TV show that kikes refuse to show you on free to air TV then your basically lost. I'm speaking to a 55 IQ Kalahari bushman. Should I pretend that I respect your degenerate bullshit culture for a 5 minute cameo? Not sure what you want scamp.
>>520400453>when you only arrived 6 months agokek
>>520400596he's also a phonefag, typical zoomer.
Just fingerblasted a trannies gash, couldnt even tell the difference
>>520400598"Big Max""Like the burgers""No.,Not like the fuckin burgers"
>>520400596How do I torrent hurr durrYou’re fucking butthurt your gay archive shit was called out and now you’re building the gayest fucking strawman you stupid fucking inbred fed trannies
>>520399933just speculation given Bradley's tendency to believe shit like the 'drink urine' guest on the latest Sampu Hydu show./fit/ tier shit basically, Bradleys is know to partake in black-market substances like Elder Root (some chinamans dried cum, it turned out) lets also not forget a pharmacy pajeet gave him some kind of nasal spray with applicator ,which Bradley shoved all the way in to his brain matter
>>520400914I might actually be upset but I forget if that is what it's about. All I know is I'm an angry white man. I would beat my dog about it but he actually performed above expectations today . All that's left is to beat a little beta twink like you.https://youtu.be/eTTqpwOcUzs?
>>520400985thanks, was hoping he himself had posted something retarded about it. if aus/pol/ talks positively of it for a bit he might just do it.
What a productive day lads, changed the oil in my ute, changed the air filter, topped up coolant, gave the ute a wash inside and out. Had some JEET drive past my house in a toyota supra, had jeets stand infront of my house. It was disturbing me.
my free bday whopper has too much mayonaise and like no ketchup or onions which affects the triforce
>>520401277>changed the oil in my ute, changed the air filter, topped up coolantthat should have taken no longer than 30 minutes.
New I, Malcontenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjG8AHAFBhk>Scam on the Taxpayer – Weaponised Empathy
>>520401400It didn't take long at all, what did tho was washing the ute, fucking black spots on the roof and tray cover I had to scrub off, took ages.
>>520401277>did the dishes>did the washing>swept out the garage >mowed the lawn >did some weeding >made lunch for tomorrow >still procrastinating about going to the supermarket
>>520401427>what did tho was washing the utekek yeah, that is why i left that bit out. what car?
>>520401465I did my washing yesterday, I also have tomorrow and tuesday off so I'm just slowing my roll. Tomorrow ill clean the house, also got hard rubbish pickup so chucked a few things outside on the nature strip, the jeets were looking at it.
>>5204014792017 holden colorado RG lad.
>>520401518>the jeets were looking at it.Fucking cockroaches. Fucking going down now now so I dont need to go tomorrow. Also working tomorrow and Tuesday. Fuck my life.
>>520401622Waging comes for everyone lad!
>>520401622Thank you for your service you dumb piece of shit. I think about you losers while cenno pays my mortgage.
Looks like it's over for the Coalition.Press S to spit.https://archive.is/QNQFo
peking duck is putting sounds of him plowing my imaginary gf on his tracks nowhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15250371/Abbie-Chatfield-Adam-Hyde-lovemaking-clip-song.html
>>520401537You will never be a real Australian.
Got a couple of thousand worth of decent looking fake money courtesy of the chinks. Already stocked up with smokes and booze (dead eyed jeets don't even look at what you hand them), what should I do with the rest?
>>520402503I'm thinking about getting into movies yeah, you can use the fake money as a prop when we we bust you doing whatever kind of degenerate shit (except for making women shit in your mouth through a hammock, John McCafe already did that.
>>520402476You will never be a real woman.>>520402503The obvious answer is, use it at the pokies.
Landed this one for a cool 2550 profit earlier tonight cobs. Just like I do several times a week. And of course I only lose such an amount in one night a few times a year. And if course my worst single day loss was 3700 dollars, which has only happened once in my whole career of over a dozen single day wins of 10 grand. And of course I'm up nearly 40k in just the last 6 weeks. But you totally shouldn't take advantage of living in the best country in the world for advantage playing slot machines. Because it's a total coincidence every single time, every day, for nearly 4 years now. By sheer coincidence I've paid off two cars, traveled far and wide, paid my own bills in my own home in an expensive area, and built a 6 figure bankroll. You're all right, I'm bound to lose it all any day now, and you're much better off in the wage cage, competing against poo for the privilege to someday pass on an intergenerational mortgage on a two bed home in the most indian part of melbourne.
>>520401407cheers, pal
>>520402747You are getting sung. Enjoy your weekend pal. You pissed off the wrong aboriginal Australian.
>>520402503you're not the guy using prop money are you?
>Newest I, Malcontent - You Don't Control Me Cunt!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjG8AHAFBhk>Newest DangerDan - GET A DOG UP YA, POOFTA!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzpJfS-suWE>Newest Biko - COUPLA DAYS, BBBBBEEEEEAAAAUUUUTTTTTTTIIIFFFUULLLLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BvJr8KYxK0>Newest Heise - DO NOT TOUCH MY PENIS! AH I SEE YOU KNOW YOUR JUDO WELLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkKsrheZ-tk>4 Most Recent Wyndhamtv (oldest to newest)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktUa0Z8o2uohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvBEW0KeRk4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8RzDjxHmL4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXbduFPIc_EKeeping you cunts in the know.
>>520402747Pokies are too smart to accept it
>>520402825
>>520403567Your goal lad should to launder the money into real money to avoid legal issues.
>>520403596>Aw jeez, not this guy trying to help me get rich again!Seriously, what is wrong with you people? This behavior is exactly why I am convinced Australia is the best possible country to do what I do in. Because it's a low population, and everyone's a midwit, so the competition is nonexistent despite pokies being fucking everywhere. If I was an ausfag I'd be up a million by now. My one and only gripe with this career is the oversaturation of competition making it harder all the time to find plays.
>>520397804>>520398106Chelsea should of been kept at home and bred hard to keep the abo/white bloodline strong.I could of saved her, she could of been sister wives with my current, pretty much my wife just not under the "laws of the land".I would of bred her hard and consistently
>>520404082Do you think you could have kept up with the court appearances?
>>520404069What are you talking about, every pensioner and welfare queen uses the pokies.
>>520404135Yes.If anything if I was involved she wouldn't be out enough to keep committing crimes.My endurance is legendary, I have more than enough energy to plow to oblivion my current cock goblin enough to put Chelsea to sleep and have a rollie of autumn evening
>>520404320>>520321694
>>520404294There are certain pokies that you can advantage play. This means the style of gameplay is such that you're not just flipping a coin every spin, some pay some don't, and you usually lose. The gameplay style is more that you just sit there and lose but you are building up to a predictable payout that can be calculated. An advantage play is one where somebody left the game before finishing/resolving their payout, so if you pick up where they left off, it will cost you less to acquire the payout than the value of the payout, resulting in consistent wins over multiple sessions. Some are longer term investments than others, because the loss-to-win ratio is higher (called variance), but they still win after enough sessions all the same because the value of the one win exceeds the amount lost over the previous sessions. It's analogous to counting cards on blackjack: you don't win every single hand, or even every session, but the casinos will still ban you because you are 100% winning after sufficient volume of play. Except on pokies it's better than counting cards on blackjack, because it can be done discreetly without anyone ever noticing for years at a time, and the net advantage is considerably higher, since card counting offers a consistent edge of 0.5% while advantage plays can exist in limitless different states of advantage, some even at 100% (guaranteed win)
>>520404069>>520402825hey i am sold teach me the ways of buddha
>>520404907i knew some alco bogans ages ago, the type that used to ripoff copper from places to sell as scrap before copper was worth heaps, and they used to scope out pokies and go on the machines that were hammered by gamblers hard all day for i guess reasons you are making there
>>520401676I've done my part
>>520405022Its a legit strat but you will be standing there for ages to wait for the pensioners to leave.
>>520405104yeah prob, my only pokies strategy so far is free coffee and piss in clean toilets, fucken hell clean public toilets are so rare in vic fucken dirty scum
>>520405448Pajeets love to shit on the floor so yes It is quite nasty. Or you get your joker who decides to just piss all over the toilet seat on purpose for the lulz.
>>520402825Yeah it's free money, best part is they don't care who takes the large jackpots to balance their RTP.
>>520404935>hey i am soldNow we're talking. Finally a non-midwit.>teach me the ways of buddhaThis is one of the easy games. Zoom in on that picture I posted. See how above the reels, it shows some symbols with "Xx WIN" and "X GAMES REMAINING" on them?>gold buddha: 8x win, 8 games remaining>ace: 3x win, 6 games remaining>king: 3x win, 2 games remaining>queen: 3x win, next 8 gamesWhat you do on this one is select and take a look at all the bets on all the denominations (1c, 2c, 5c, 10c) as per usual, and if one of them meets one of these conditions, it's a play>gold buddha (8x): play until 0 games remaining>if all three of the 3x have at least 1 game remaining, plus the 5x and 6x also have at least one game remaining, play until this is no longer the caseThe risk level on this is medium: the worst loss I've ever taken was 20 units (bets). So when you're playing this one, make sure you have enough bankroll that you are prepared to lose up to 20 times the bet you're playing. This one loses slightly more often than it wins, and usually loses by just not paying for however many games remaining you have when you start (though it can also restart the play and sucker you in for more, which is how you lose 20 bets instead of just 8), but it also gives bonuses much more often than most games, so wins in the range of 20-60 units are quite common among winning sessions. My biggest win, by number of units, on this game was 215 units, on the $17.76 bet, for a total of 3818.40 won. My biggest win by dollar value was 5860.80 on the 88.80 bet (66 units).
>>520405537that ian cunt does that to disabled toilets, lock the door and 360 piss webm. what a cunt.
>>520405658
>>520405626hmm ok any other good easy ones?
>>520405804The fools falling for this recurring larp are pretty easy.
>>520405658Do you think your local aboriginal elder waited out 40,000 years of technology points simply refusing to build them buddy? They spend a lot on fucking dreamtime tech and I mean is that wasteful idfk but it seems so.
>>520405734yeah i fucken hate that...even worse than seeing two guys exit disabled toilet which seems to be a vic thing too
>>520405022It was more likely that they were just shitty superstitious gamblers, though it is certainly possible they were nominally advantage players as well, since a shit ton of the people I see doing this (usually incorrectly and losing) are methheads. Only a small minority of us are bankrolled, because only a small number of people meet the necessary conditions to pass through the many filters>not a degenerate/superstitious gambler to start with. ideally not a gambler at all>not a midwit either. to be a non-gambler and even entertain that this is possible requires both being open-minded enough to entertain something that sounds ridiculous while also parsing through the slightly complex math that proves it is 100% real (you can do this yourself with the RTP-based EV calculation for MHB games)>bankrolled just enough at the start that you don't bust out at the very beginning and give up forever (this can be any amount if you practice intelligent risk management. i started with just 300 dollars)>patient and disciplined enough to never bottom race or rage gamble. even if you can't find shit to play for hours because there's too many bottom racers suppressing the play before it's ready, you must never ever try to compete with them, because they're losing.>able to intelligently strategize the times and places you choose to goOnce you cross a certain threshold, you just go up up and away and losing becomes extremely rare, because once you've got sufficient coin-in at any given casino, they incentivize you to come back by giving you free play, and when you use that on advantage plays, you cushion your risk to the amount of whatever they gave you, and losses hardly ever exceed the value of the free play they give to repeat customers with high coin-in
>>520405848dunno what you mean but picrel is standard vic abo look
>>520405944
>>520405843Goodnight
>>520405734Ironically, that's good medicine wasted...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67zPxE8pSGs
>>520405921yeah i could prob do it. i like hedging bets but this is diff
>>520406082The funniest thing about that ai slop is pic related.
>>520405804Orb Lock is one of the greatest ever made. It's pretty old now, so you won't see it in many casinos, but you'll probably see it in pubs, since shops like that usually spring for the cheaper leases. That one is one of the best because it is borderline unloseable, most wins are pretty considerable (40-100 units), the conditions necessary for an advantageous state are very easy for a gambler to run up, and because those condition are easy to build, gamblers abandon the plays they built all the time. Here's what to do.>look at the lower, vertical screen where the bets and buttons are>look at how some of the bets have a number in a circle above the bet>that is the minimum number of how many guaranteed wilds you will get when the play resolves, though it's usually going to be more than that, since some will have multipliers>look for a number that is 7 or higher>if you find numbers higher than that, and look at the main screen and see that the wilds are positioned well (in reels 1, 2, and 3) and have multipliers, it's damn near a guaranteed massive winWhen I first started and that game was still in casinos, I would have nights where I made 500 bucks off of just that game, never betting more than $1.20, because the plays just kept coming and coming and winning big almost every time.>>520405843I've been posting photos of consistent my wins for years. How many wins do I have to rack up before you stop coping by calling it a larp I was even honest with you when I had a cold streak that lasted 3 weeks in July last year. I'm not larping.
>>520406250oh yeah i remember i got some orb lock screencaps from you on my old phone.
>>520406157>i like hedging betsGood news, I've just learned you can win literally every sports bet you ever make. Oddsjam is a sports book odds aggregator that shows you disagreement between the models of the various books for live sports bets. It also includes a tool that shows you exactly how to structure a hedged bet to take advantage of this, and you literally can't lose, ever. It's called arbitrage betting, and it's a routine occurrence that a massive discrepancy emerges and you get a significant return. There are people earning a grand a day doing this. I haven't put in the time to learn it because I live in a state without legal sports betting, but if I can find a state where both pokie advantage play and legal sports betting exist, I'll move.
>>520406735So, come on anon. Tell us how much you won from taking his advice.....
>>520406801will have a look, can always learn more
>>520406955i havent done it yet i have bugger all spare time but who knows i won $60 at casino over hours i had to kill when i was on an AVO
>>520406955This is such cope. For the last two years I've shared my results, showed you my money, my cars, pictures from my travels. Do I need to go live for an 8 hour shift a dozen times before you stop coping?
>>520397228Free Tom Sewell
>>520407074>won $60And how much did you invest to get that return?The point is, this sepo appears randomly and tries to suck aus anons in with promises of big wins on pokies, and it looks like he's on the sports-bet bandwagon now.The fact is, and this is coming from someone who worked in the industry, those machines already know if you've won or lost before you've even hit the button. The best thing to ever happen to the gaming machine industry was electronics. They were shitting themselves that people wouldn't fall for it, but they just walked over the cliff like lemmings. Gaming machines are based on auditing software first, then features second. They are designed so the house can never lose, and before you say "oh anon got a big payout" that was because if big payouts didn't happen people would stop playing. How often do big payouts happen where you feed the machine? Not too often I'm sure.Stop falling for it. If I didn't know better I'd say that sepo was a scaming poo in the loo.
>>520407478just won it from betting on the spinning wheel and doing odds/hedging etc etc they took out the game since ...literally had to be away for like a weekend
>>520407478i seen a 4corners episode on pokies the machines are mandated to give a % back as winnings therefore exploiting that to some degree is a possibility...also dont take too much stock in what other anons say here they are a grumpy lot
There's a funny kind of tragedy in terms of this woke shit dying.If you're an old codger, you can't ask your female friends, relatives, gf's, missuses or what have you to walk into a doctor's office to ask for (((gender affirming))) pills like test and take it yourself to feel like you're 20 at 50
>>520407809>i seen a 4corners episode on pokies the machines are mandated to give a % backWhat I said.....>>520407478>Gaming machines are based on auditing software first, then features second. They are designed so the house can never loseIt's from 10 to 30% depending on how tight the cunts are running the establishment.
>>520407478You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, which is why your goalposts always shift to a harder cope when I bring up the MHB games and counting cards.>MHB gamesIf you've got a standard must-hit-by game, where the wager you place increases the value of the must-hit-by jackpot by the same amount every spin, and the jackpot's final value where it must hit is equivalent to 100 bets, but the current value is an amount that requires only 50 spins to reach its payout point, please explain to me how that loses. Oh wait, we've been through this a million times.>okay yes that's a guaranteed win...b-b-but that would never heckin happen in real life!Lol.>counting cardsYou say that platitude that the "house always wins", which is not just true of pokies, but table games as well. And yet, counting cards exists. So please explain to me why the casinos ban card counters on blackjack, if the house just "always wins" no matter what. I will answer that for you. The house doesn't always win if somebody is advantage playing. In fact, they always lose.I worked in casinos for years, doing both blackjack and pokies. I actually know what "the house always wins" really means. It means they have a slight advantage over the player, which in the long run, manifests as the player consistently losing, even if he has nights where he wins. On blackjack, without card counters, the house always wins, right? They only have a ZERO POINT FIVE percent advantage! That's all it takes to consistently win. And the reason they ban card counters is because counting flips that by a whole point, giving the card counter a 0.5% advantage, which is all he needs to consistently win, to the point that casinos ban that behavior.The advantage on pokies is considerably higher by default because it is not static. Some advantage plays are considerably more lucrative than others.Stop the cope already.
>>520405944You do realise that this is what happens when you massacre the local population so much that all they have left is some fucking dopey white cunt whose grandma fucked an abo once? Fuck you white dog. You get the aboriginal people you deserve.
>>520408017blackjack is brutal with the card shuffling rigging machines..will never play unless i am like the fourth player on a table
>>520407928>It's from 10 to 30% depending on how tight the cunts are running the establishment.10% is most common, though there are places in America where the house take on pokies is lower than that. Though we refer to this not as a take or rake, but as the inverse: RTP, Return To Player. So if it's a 10% take on pokies, it's actually 90% RTP. That's the standard for places that have to compete. Places for truckers in the middle of nowhere will usually fuck your arse thoroughly and are generally to be avoided. There's a certain city somewhere west of the Mississippi where the city-wide RTP aggregate is 94%. Every time I go there I rinse them quite thoroughly. 70% RTP as you mentioned is pretty rare here. In most states it's illegal to offer games at lower than 80%, which is ludicrously tight. And most modern game manufacturers don't even offer a preset that low. The house does not program in their RTP on new class III games by the way. The manufacturer programs the games with presets usually ranging from 85% to 95%, though I don't know if any advantageable games exist that go that high. They usually max out at 93, which is really good. At 93% advantage it is piss easy for a game to enter an advantageous state, so you can play a little more fast and loose and still profit the same.
>>520408165literally some talking head on tv about the vic abo win was a white abo with a jewish surname..these abo land council type orgs are filled with corrupt grifters
>>520408352ExactlyThey have no choice but to appeal to the negligent bureocratic cog
>>520408315Audit this.
>>520408256Your wallet will get munted by blackjack, and faster than you think, if the table is operating under any new rules. If you're just trying to gamble, blackjack is a fine game because you can run up a lot of theo (coin-in equivalent) without ever losing that much assuming consistent bet value and correct play. But if you ever see this, don't play or you're getting shitmixed.>dealer ends the hand if he draws to 16>dealer hits soft 17>blackjack pays 6 to 5>no double down after a split>everyone ties if dealer busts on exactly 22>no resplitting of acesJust avoid every one of those like the plague, and never buy insurance or a side-bet, and you can play blackjack all night with minimal impact to your wallet. But if even one of those rules is in play, you're cactus. In Vegas they rape wallets, because very often, ALL of those terrible rules are in play
>>520408352Theres literally 0 legitimate aboriginal elders in the whole of Victoria lol. They were that enthusiastic about massacaring the local inhabitants. Unmatched in any other state or territory with a very close 2nd to Tasmania which also has no legitimate traditional owners because they were all wiped out, I mean I hope it makes you feel like a big man if that's what you want but it's a genocide for the people that it happend to. Something to consider.
>520408017Now remember, this is a sepo. What he says happens in seppo land and what happens here are two different things.I can't verify what he "asserts" so we'll just take it on face value, but I can verify what happens here.I regularly go to the local bowling clubs for dinner and increasingly I'm noticing a chronic drop in people playing those machines and ironically I see a regular barrage of stories in the local media telling us how these clubs are struggling to survive. >because the only thing keeping them afloat was the pokie incomeNow if those pokies were so generous in payouts, how did the clubs survive in the past? It doesn't take a genius to work that out.So unless you're in some chink infested area that feeds them 24/7, you'll have noticed your local club has dropped staff, features and services.It's a sad state of the economy when the local club is reliant on people with gambling problems to keep them afloat.
>>520408315Stupid sepo.In Australia it's a 10 to 30% return, meaning only 10 to 30% gets returned to the punter. The rest goes to the house.AND, if you think these machines are so fair, here's a little test.Take a pen and paper and write down what falls on the screen.Now, according to poker machine rules, the reels have 20 slots.Keep playing.Notice anything.Suddenly, the reels aren't always the same.Funny that.Why do you think that is?
>>520408646>Now if those pokies were so generous in payouts, how did the clubs survive in the past?The framing completely misunderstands the point as well as vital context.>the pointThe machines are going to pay out that money REGARDLESS of who is playing them. The guy who ran up the machine into an advantageous state could continue chasing and receive the payout, in which case he has mitigated his losses. Or, an advantage player could come finish the play for him, in which case the person who played it last won money instead of losing, but EITHER WAY the house made money, and exactly the amount of money as the machine is programmed to accept, because the gambler(s) who built up the advantageous play from scratch spent more to do that than the advantage player at the end won. From 0% advantage at the very beginning to the final outcome, the machine RTP stayed the same: 90%. And the net result was that the machine paid back 90% of the money that was run through it, and kept the other 10%. The house didn't lose anything. They made exactly what the machine was programmed to make. It's just that the advantage player was not the one who paid them. The gambler(s) who came before him are the ones who paid the house.>vital contextEVEN IF advantage players were costing casinos money, the reason those clubs were doing fine in the past is because you live in AUSTRALIA. You do not have advantage players in your country, as evidenced by your utter bewilderment at this well-known phenomenon in American casinos.
>>520408646I'm old enough to remember when the local rsl didn't need a single poker machine to keep it running. It was simply a place to go to engage in mild racism and get a good flogging if you tried to say anything about it. In 2023 my mate flogged his Chinese missus at the RSL in inner Sydney and they simply handed all the video evidence over to the local constabulary. That's what has changed. Aussies are all vaxxed fucking dogs who will rat out their mates at the first opportunity. That's what has changed, not the pokies scamp.
>>520408622nah tassie killed all of them
>>520409137>pokies are good>it's the vaxJFC I'm going to bed.You can't argue with this sort of logic.
>>520409209no they didn't, no aborigine has ever been killed, massacres are 100% hoaxes
>>520408937>In Australia it's a 10 to 30% return, meaning only 10 to 30% gets returned to the punter.It's the exact opposite you mong. It's a 10% keep. 90% is returned to the players. All slots at Crown Perth must be at least 90% by law. All pubs/clubs are bound by law to pay out no less than 85%, and in competitive markets, they can get all the way up to 92%.>NSW: Gaming Machines Act 2001Minimum of 85% for non-casinos and 90% for casinos>VIC: Gambling Regulation Act 2003 and Gambling Regulations 2015: 85% non-casinos, 90% casinos>QLD: Gaming Machines Act 1991: 85% non-casinos, 90% casinos>SA: Gaming Machines Act 1992: 87.5% for both non-casinos and casinos>WA: Gaming and Wagering Commission 1987: 90% casinos, no pokies in clubs>TAS: Gaming Control Act 1993: 85% non-casinos, 90% casinos>ACT: Gaming Machine Act 2004: 87% non-casinos (no pokies in Casino Canberra)>NT: Gaming Control Act 1995: 85% non-casinos, 90% casinos
>>520409241Mate if you can't regulate your own gambling then you're a fucking pissweak loser I'm sorry to say. Every single digger loved a game of two up even the faggot ones like you, when you're getting shot at by nips every day and your last gamble could be all in then you learn to fucking respect what it's all about scamp. Have a little nap and a good fucking think about it before you start up with the communist "gambling bad" rhetoric next time.
>>520409296well they all died in tassie ...obv the flu etc killed more than anything else...i am not that interested in it really...some are ok but i have met a few bad ones
>>520409779No, they did not die, there are more than ever. Mutts are the abo descendants.
> muh (fake) genocideshitskins are obsessed with race-mixing
>>520409685Idk why you'd gamble, most of its fixed anywayGotta keep organized crime happy
> muh GENOCIDE!!!
>>520409905Yeah it's just deeply ingrained in the Aussie mentality. We are the worst nation for gambling addicts per capita in the world. You have to think about it like even coming here was a fucking gamble for our ancestors. Most of them gambled and lost on the gold rush you know. It's in our blood.
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