Dilbert man is about to die and RFK Jr is trying to save him
>>520424526Amazing how people refuse to accept than they will die....it is just matter of time....I am old and dying probably soon too...and that is fucking great...because I don't need to see this shit as called life anymore.
>>520424526>Bald>Dilbert man>is about to die
>>520424788Accepting the inevitable doesn’t mean you have to be gleeful to die
>>520424526>giving special treatment to some cartoonist faggot who sits on twitter all day I feel for Scott but I don't see why the president should help him over all the nobodies dying of prostate cancer.
>>520424788I hear you, brother. Same. My only regret is that I can't pull the fucking temple down with me.
this poor dude is cooked like a Dilberrito.the most merciful thing would be to secretly switch that IV drip with morphine and let him go to sleep with no pain
>>520425482Why not?
>>520425549based samson
It's a sign of how inundated this place is with retarded boomers and zoomers that this fucking idiot is still popular here.His personal relationships are all disasters despite his """persuasion""" skills, he admitted openly his wife preferred to hang out with other men and copes by saying he doesn't need kids, he'll live forever with """AI""". Great persuader on the internets can't find anyone that can stand his presence IRL. Just that alone should send him to the intellectual trash can. But the world is full of untermenchen faggots who actually fall for his simultaneous sip shenanigans.The covid vaxx, everyone could see his crass hypocrisy in real time. And I don't even think it was a big deal, but it's just obvious wisdom that you do not jump into a brand new unproven technology without a lot of caution, just like you shouldn't buy the first model year of a new car. It's not "guessing", it's fucking basic understanding of the mechanics of trial and error.He was a huge proponent of drug use, extolling weed and psychedelics, every bit the SF libshit he really is. Then suddenly his stepson dies of an overdose and it's everyone's fault but his. When someone's personal and professional lives don't gel, it's a sign one of them is false.I'm gonna close with an anecdote. I did follow Scott for awhile at the beginning, some of his books are worth reading, even if in hindsight most of it is refried, simplified stuff from Cialdini and others. But back in the olden days, when he was doing streams on Twitter with Periscope, he was a lot more candid because only a few hundred were tuning at most. And someone asked him if these persuasion techniques worked because people are getting dumber. And he chuckled and sort of hemmed and hawwed about how ancient people had to be pretty smart to survive, yadda etc. But the gist was that yes: his carnival charade works because people now are a lot more willing to delude themselves because of fear of missing out on the new trend.
>>520424526Dilbros...
>>520424526based Bobby offering help to the hopelessly doomed vaxtard
>>520424526don't the government have phone books?
>>520425482Yeah honestly it's a bit fucked that this guy with reach is able to have the president help him extend his life by a few weeks/months while the average person would get told to pound sand by the cancer center and get an appointment in 2 weeks.
>>520424894Game?
>>520426104>phone booksthe fuck is a "phone book"?
>>520424788I'm there with you mate. Not long left until I return to the universe. I'll be one with the energy that my perception fools me into feeling separate from. No more wants, no more needs, no concept of pain or pleasure. I was dead billions of years before I was born. I'm just returning to the whole that I never left. See you there.
>>520424526How do you let prostate cancer get that far gone in the modern age when you have money?
>>520424894SOVL
>>520426144https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telephone_directorywhite pages it used to be called before Obamacan't the head of of a government department say "get me dilbert guy on the phone" and someone finds his number?
>>520425634Unironically this. I don't know why anyone would want another few weeks or months here in pain knowing they're bound to die.The thing with that guy though is that he legit believes his thoughts create reality. He's had a truly bizarre life where his wildest dreams came true just from moderate effort and "living in the end" type thinking (see Neville Goddard). I don't think he thinks he's gonna die. I think he's looking to extend his life out of hope that this extension will bring about some crazy development that will cure him.
>>520426265Shame, thinking it cant be that serious etc
>>520426136gauntlet dark legacy, highly recommend
>>520426265vax super cancer
>>520426380seen that recommended twice today.
>>520424526Scott Adams is one of those rare people that actually get better the more you learn about them.
>>520424788Death is a transformation not an end, don’t think you get freedom that easily
Just pay someone to break in and steal it at that point>oh but I made get in troublenigga you are dying. your life is about to end.imagine being moments from the cessation of your existence, and the treatment is in some stockroom somewhere, and you're just like "gosh this little technicality is preventing me from persisting, this truly is a dilly of a pickle"
>>520424526(((dropped the ball in scheduling)))
>>520424788>peopleYou're talking about a boomer. They are the most selfish and entitled generation in history. Scott Adams would sacrifice every last White male youth left in the US to live for one more day.
>>520426265"Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert, let prostate cancer metastasize to bones and lymph nodes despite wealth and access to elite care, mainly because he skipped routine PSA tests, ignored early urinary fatigue as mere aging, and delayed medical visits for months until stage four symptoms forced action. His contrarian mindset, distrust of standard health protocols, and focus on mental productivity over physical checkups blinded him to a disease that kills quietly until advanced. Even with millions, he only tapped premium proton therapy after the spread, a stark reminder that money buys treatment but not foresight."
>>520426265Yeah not sure; it's usually very treatable early on and a death sentence later on because it metastasizes to nearby bones. It's also usually not asymptomatic and can be caught with routine checkups. I don't know whether the covid vaxx does cause turbo cancer in some people, but if that's what happened here, it wouldn't be the only ironic case where someone who was a vocal supporter of the vaccine met that kind of fate...
>>520426438ill be the third to recommend it, solid arcade style adventure gameoozes atmosphere and the gameplay is a blast, especially with frens
>>520424788just kill yourself now and be done with it you mopey faggot.
>>520425482It's called advertisingIf drump helped some poor nigger or white trash there are no votes in it
>>520426630Oh so he's just retardedIt's like the most treatable cancer and he just decided "lol nah"Fucking dumbass
>>520426698>A Brit calling anyone a mopey faggot.
>>520426331It wouldn't be dramaticNow maybe ppl will stop ranting about the files, he saved a man's life ffs
>>520425482Biden literally pardoned thousands of heinous criminals including the Cash for Kids judge and a cancer doctor that gave fake cancer diagnosis and then pumped healthy people full of chemo to scam insurance.Not one Democrat has ever even acknowledged this. Shut the fuck up about "special treatment". Nothing Trump does can be criticized until the massive elephants in the room that is Democrat corruption gets mentioned for fucking once by the MSM.
>>520425737because he wants a literal radioactive medication injected into his veins which requires administration from rare specialists in a highly secure environment so everybody doesn't die. it's simply not available at a moment's notice because it's a stupid experimental treatment that may or may not keep cancer patients alive for a few more weeks or months
>>520426985BDS
most epic team up since The Avengers
>>520427037you lost, tranny
>>520424526>no refunds, vaxxie
>>520424526why the fuck is government prioritizing helping a multi-millionaire with fuck you money?so tired of this faggot administration dude, im not even kidding its radicalizing me worse htan biden
>>520427086need to call Elon Stark
>>520426630>>520426784no it was the vax. people with prostate cancer who never get treatment live just as long as people who do
look how cavalier boomers are about sending their children to die in a warsand how craven and cowardly they are when they face any sort of danger
>>520424526How do we defeat the bussy cancer?
>>520427146you lost lol
>>520427229yes im aware only decrepit 70 year old jewish oligarchs are winning faggot
>>520426630>His contrarian mindset, distrust of standard health protocolsThat's bullshit if he got vaxxed.
>>520426820>t. AusfalianI’ve seen the state of your women mate, somehow worse than bong ones.
>>520424526This is a saga. We don't deserve drama of this caliber.
Dilbert's not even funny.
>>520424526Dilbertfag's days are numbered.
>>520427146>you can't just help a dying man think about the fucking niggers
>>520427729I agree, I like scott adams though>BUT CLOTT ADAMSshow me the person who has no opinion I disagree with and I'll renounce him, the whole Clott Adams thing was so overblown anyway, he was skeptical of the vaccine the entire time but ended up falling for it, he never said people were retarded for questioning itLiterally half the things he says are don't trust doctors, data, scienceIt's unironically just because Clott Adams is a really funny name and the comic went hard
>>520425482Probably just theater to get a drug in the mainstream when it "works"
>>520425240Coward. Where's your sense of adventure? Death is an undiscovered country for the living.
>>520427888>he never said people were retarded for questioning yes he did, he spent months on how people were “accidentally right” by misinterpreting the data
This place is amazing. Half the board are NEETS while he made cartoons railing on retarded office culture so well it made him a household name. He said what everybody thought during BLM and they still couldnt bring him down. In his spare time he even mentors people on the side or at least did before his cancer diagnosis. He is probably the most ascended form of the culture on this board.
>>520428012Which is absolutely true, there was tons of retards who were accidentally right. Half the planet drop dead yet?Or do you genuinely think every person who rejected the vaccine is a super high IQ individual who just totally nailed it lmao>don't trust anything the government says is just a really good heuristic, that doesn't mean every person who refused it understood why. They did not and were clearly just as wrong and schizo as the vaccine lovers
Shelly bros, we won.
>>520427888>he never said people were retarded for questioning itHe was prone to sperg outs like the followinghttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/bB1JfFI7iwA
>>520427212When cancer starts spreading you're fucked regardless of vax mumbo jumbo
>>520424526FUCK OFF AND DIE ALREADY, STUPID NIGGER.
>>520424526>I'm dying>I'm going to ask for help tomorrow LOL
>>520428834>he was prone to spergoutsokay andhave you seen where the fuck you are?
>>520424526
>>520429212what he posted got him immediate helpliterally the master of persuasionyou didn't even see what he did
>>520429212It's Sunday, dumbass. No one works on Sunday.
Rfk speaksFor the president now?Or is this just a cruel pr move
>>520424526Why would california help a nazi?
>>520424788He’s not really that old. I agree though that giving 80 year olds chemo that costs $100k is absurd
>>520424526I've known a few men who were vaxxed and have gotten prostate cancer in the past year or two.
>>520427883he doesnt need help he has fuck you money faggot kike retardtrump would tell your or I to get raped by one of his jewish buddies if we needed help
>>520425240This world is a nightmare. I'm happy to GTFO when the time comes.
>>520429634>health insurance companies only schedule appointments between business hours monday through fridayfound the boomer who doesn't understand how to use the internet for anything other than jacking off to niggers.
>>520424526>average person can't afford healthcare because he/she also has to pay for foreigners/illegals healthcare>comic strip artists tweets and gets helped personally by POTUS
>>520425634>>520426362Have you ever seen someone get euthanized with morphine? It's quite intense.
Might as well roll for Clott to cark it today.
>>520426630Dude trusted the standard health protocols enough to go full zealot experimental health protocols and try to convince everyone else to do it. Then he found out he was retarded and decided to be against the standard health protocols to the point of ignoring his metastizing cancer. A story as old as time.
>>520426630Fast prostate cancer kills fast (zappa)Slow prostate cancer is so slow that most people die of something else.I
>>520430341That's what thinking in dichotomies gets you.
>>520424526> the diamond don waves his golden hand and cures his people of sickness.GEOTUS strikes again, just as rod and ring.
>>520424788It's a somewhat comforting thought knowing that every single living being, regardless of their status, will meet the same fate one day. Young or old, rich or poor, it doesn't matter. That is divine justice imo.
>>520424526he was just unlucky that a he chose the wrong option on vaxxes. There was no way to know they were bad
>>520430136No. How is it intense?
>>520426630Lots of people distrust the healthcare system ever since covid, including myself. That distrust is a double edged sword because it will likely end up fucking people over once they start experiencing serious issues and ignore them.
>>520425240When you get old, life becomes a burden. It's not like when you're young - you can't do as much, you're tired. >>520430136How so? And how did you come to witness such a thing?
>>520431449There's a difference between untested vaccines being forced on everyone and rigorously tested cancer treatments that have been improving year over year for decades
>>520424526>Die from experimental Trump jab>Beg for Trump's help on some experimental drugMAGA clown world
>>520431682The distrust is deeper than just experimental shots. It's also about how the industry has evolved into a machine that only cares about profits and draining their patients for everything they own. On top of that, the power tripping staff don't help. They've completely abandoned their oaths and, frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if hospitals turn out to be organ harvesting operations whether the patients consent or not. There is something very dark and wrong about our medical system. The fake covid pandemic was a real eye opener for many.
>>520432214Hippocrates was a fuckboy
>>520430136I legit saw a MAID in Canada, my FIL opted for it when he was fucked with cancer. It was pretty dignified I'd say, and calm.Still, that's what it should be used for not a fucking hang nail like is being pushed.
>>520430224Close.>rolling.
>>520425240You'll be dead and won't even know it. Whatever.
>>520424526Is this why he came out and said all that stuff about not being around blacks and women, because he’s dying?
>>520425240would anything change if you're not gleeful?
>>520424788Why are you singing the Finland national anthem
>>520424526Didn't Biden promise to cure cancer?What happened to that?
>>520432743>You'll be dead and won't even know it.You don't know that.kek
>do nothing>watch most people you dislike die of old ageIt's the little things that make life worth living
>having kaiserI thought this dude had money?
>>520434390He's a retard who put off getting checked despite the fact prostate cancer is very treatable if you catch it at any time before it spreads
>>520424526Nice to know you got friend$ in times of crisis. President is busy trying to figure out how’s going to feed 44M people and get affordable healthcare to an additional 21M. Fuck off. Pick a number. Wait in the line over there.
>>520425240It doesn’t mean you get to move ahead in line either.
>>520431682So how many of those cancer treatments result in a favorable outcome beyond living a few extra months. Let’s compare that to how many people who didn’t catch Covid, were well enough not to be admitted to the hospital, or survived due to the “untested” vaccine.
>>520435414Prostate cancer has like a 98% 10 year survival rate unless it's advanced
>>520425240No, not gleeful, but stoic? Dignified? Is that too much to ask, really?Everybody dies, everybody loses loved ones, how much goddamned sympathy do you need?
>>520424526Dude that's crazy how quickly Adams went downhill I really hope he gets over this somehow. Besides the vaccine thing he's been a very entertaining and impactful person. Losing him would be a tragedy.
>>520424526clott adams is going to take the new anti cancer clotshot and hes going to be magically healed by it!
>>520432214I agree with this take. Make sure to maintain documentation and records of everything insane they did and said during the china coof. This knowledge must be passed forward to the future as a case example of how the system will be galvanized to their detriment.
>>520426985>Biden literally pardoned thousands of heinous criminalsThe autopen pardons have been ruled null and void.
>>520424526I'm literally crying right now.
>>520426101Maybe they can study him and the effects of the vaxe on a live test subject?We might be able to figure out a break through with his status updated on /pol/?
>>520436423We will have to see what happens with is health.He has aged like 20 years in the last 4.I saw another guy I knew waste away 2 years after getting vaxed.Like he said if it can halt the antigen production which is burning his body out & causing cancers then yeah.He will be able to live longer.Because he got a quasi auto immune disorder now.It's the same effect different path to get there.
>>520429518The changnadian joke didn’t age too well now that we’re in the middle of the Great Canadian Jeet Plague of 2018.
>>520427527>AusfalianDamn, almost
>>520424526>prostate cancerpoor dude went the self improvement routedegenerate gooners like myself are at extremely low risk for prostate cancer
>>520424526Does anyone know if Scott tried fenbendazole+Ivermectin? If yes, has he tried mega dosing aspirin + K2-MK4 + Mega dosing niacinamide (Both are Fatty acid oxidization inhibitors, essentially cutting off the supply of oxygen from fats to the cancer cells, meaning they can't proliferate anymore)
>>520425634This.>>520439552None of those things work, it's bullshit.
>>520440027>None of those things work, it's bullshit.Not true at all.https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/37966913/It's the dose that makes the medicine or poison. Mega dosing aspirin DOES have very positive effects for fighting cancer, as does niacinamide.
>>520425549>My only regret is that I can't kill a load of people, lest they enjoy life more than I did.The single most Canadian post I've seen this week.Dear God you are a truly repugnant people.
>>520425482It could help make it more accessible to others though, if it does indeed help. Giving more visibility to an issue is a good thing, that's how you can bring beneficial changes to the system.
>>520425482>multi billion dollar beast cancer zeitgeist >fuck prostate cancer who cares butts are gross