the absolute state of niggers
>>520476240Like when Gorbachev visited the American supermarket, perhaps now it's the other way around, Russia is a superpower and America a minor, unrecognized decentralized power, national schizophrenia
>>520476240tucker looks like hes from a 80s movie
>>520476240Americans don't have real bread, only sawdust and other fillers combined with corn syrup.
When will Tucker visit Iran?
Lmao, this plays rent free in my head at Least few rimes a week and I have a good laugh.I have thought up an elaborate South Park episode, heck season where Tucker ends up in Moscow in the subway lost, looking for a loaf of bread with nuts in it while the whole world is looking for him! lolHe is looking for the best russian bakery which he heard is somewhere in the old Tartarian subway tunnels where Putin gets his daily fresh crumpets from.He has no idea time is passing by as his opsesion grows and that the whole world is looking for him, CIA thinks he defected. They're trying to figure out what can a CIA reporter even offer Russia, I mean does he even know anything much, but somehow even though he doesn't CIA gets paranoid af and wants to extract him back.Meanwhile old and new KGB activate as well thinking if CIA wants him now they do too, none really know why the fuck they do but shit gets out of hand. Eventually slowely militaries and Presidents begin to notice and they want Tucker too so it all escalates to shit cut throat almost nuclear total war over a fucking loaf of bread! lolTucker emerging just in time thinking about just going back to that german Lidl store with a different name to bypass the sanctions in Moscow and grab a loaf of cheap bread to save before he heads back home to the US! Saving the whole fucking world by showing up, ironically, with a loaf of bread in hand that almost caused a nuclear toral civilizational destruction.
So now india is a supoopoor will all the politicians have to go there and visit their most sacred shitting street and take a crap with all the media filming. Crouching next to boss shitjeet? >russia is really mighty they can get to their own border before suffering megadeath at the hands of a tiny population of unarmed sunflower farmers wielding children's RC toys. Wew, impressive,
The Axis Of In Two Weeks. <parp!>
>>520476240>how do you do fellow christcucks
>>520476240I'll share a secret with you. In Russia, bread is made from low-quality grain, which in Europe is only used for animal feed. High-quality bread is baked by private bakeries, and such bread costs four times more than the bread this ""journalist"" is holding.
>i didnt know white people somewhere else had foodwhite people are literal cattle like niggers
>>520477087>I'll share a secret with you. In Russia, bread is made from low-quality grain, which in Europe is only used for animal feed. High-quality bread is baked by private bakeries, and such bread costs four times more than the bread this ""journalist"" is holding.You think the bread in RU is for human consumption? Interesting.
>>520477087Amerikanski on VPN
>>520476240That's his O face?
>>520477141Get back to sucking off your brother, Shlomo.
>>520476331Well he's a product of the 80s so yeah
>>520476927The theist believes literally any slop
>>520477087I'll share a secret with you as well.Low quality grains are better than high quality grains with seed oils in them.
>>520477215O MY SEVEN GRAINS!
>>520476289Thanks anon, I actually laughed
>>520476240lol Pokrovsk status?
>>520477311Tugger is a theist too, except his religion is kabbalah
>>520476289It was Yeltsin, not Gorbachev, you failed abortion.
>>520477184Of course not, it's food for livestock. But the propagandist forgot to tell you this>>520477326You're probably an American farmer? You'll eat more mold and fungi in low-quality grain.Google Ergot. Your corn fields probably don't have it, but it's been the cause of epidemics in Europe and Russia in the past. A certain percentage of these fungi is tolerated in low-quality grain, but not in human food.
>>520476240The funniest thing was him finding out about the shopping cart coin thing. Tucker has his moments but holy shit he's so out of touch.
>>520476289LOL
>>520477349He's about to get a yeast infection
>>520477610Upper middle class and above have never gone shopping, they leave a grocery list on the fridge and the Mexican who’s passport they stole goes and shops for them
>>520476570DUDE WEED
>>520477087I wasn’t aware of that but it fits with what Russians have told me in the past.I was in Pretaras in Cyprus which is the very nice 5* resort strip about 7km south of aya napa in cyprus. One day a coach of people who were facially unlike any people i ever saw before (IRL) arrived, they were wearing those orange & black ribbons. Russians. That night i was out until 3:30am. I had to step over a passed out ribbon-russian in the road and spotted two more unconscious on the road as well. Sooo i asked online how can Russians afford to be in my hotel which was not cheap. I was told that there is a section of society mainly in Mosciw who do very well. They service provide for the oligarchy and they use the rest of society who are still very poor as workers and for fodder. That poor section is still so poor they’ll murder each other over a bag of potatoes. I don’t watch Tucker (i don’t use any media). I took a glance at his show though and it’s extremely obvious what is going on, he says what a section of people want to hear so that he can manipulate them when it’s needed, his studio is set up very clumsily to resemble a rootin’ tootin’ cowboy ranch and it’s all very obviously fake as fuck. Tucker went from Russia when he was in the OP pic straight to the side of klaus schwab to report to the “world government” meeting believe it or not. You see the people they call “the right” were supposed to support Russia and the left support ukraine. It looks like was all set up, the entire war is probably a scam. Anyway I enjoy not meeting up to their clumsy expectations.
>>520476289>>520477425Get exploded, kikes
>>520476289
>>520477610It's an act, bud, so that he can pretend that he wasn't aware that the filthy jews did 9/11, etc. He's full of shit
>>520476871>flag
>>520476240who the fuck puts bread in a plastic bag
>>520476871The fourth teletubby the red one should be miga mutts.
>>520480299Every single store I've ever been in.
>>520480510that's not breadthat's processed trashnobody puts real bread in a fucking plastic bag
>>520476240cuvker tarlson is such a cringe puppet im glad hes being put in the anti semite zone, i hated this fuvken guy all the time.
>>520476240lolcowmaxxing kek
>>520476240
To be fair, it was the first time he was in a supermarket since 1981.He has servants for that type of thing.
>>520476240Wow i gotta say this stunt by Tucker didn't age well. He actually thought Russia was going to takeover Ukraine completely and immediately starting bowing down to his new master Putin. Not only did Russia not takeover Ukraine completely. The west did not fall and Russia and China are not dominating the world right now contrary to his belief at the time.
>>520483521He got memorized by the exchange rate of the USD to Ruble so he could buy all this food dirt cheap. Back then the ruble was crashing hard and Tucker was doing math in his head about how much food Americans could buy if they fled to Russia. Of course this was during the height of the inflation in America during the pandemic and Joe Biden wrecking the economy. He also fanboyed over Russias cart conveyer of sorts and coin operated carts. Furthermore he was star struck by the traditional look of the food and this implied it was healthier than Americans equivalents. And also like i said before he was generally fanboying over Putin and Russia thinking they were going to dominate the degenerate west with trannies and Biden and such. Turns out Trump won again(which i didn't expect and now Tucker has to eat crow).
>>520476240back then the narrative was that russian supermarkets were empty because of the sanctions (biden literally said "the ruble is rubble") and russians were on the verge of starvationtucker doing this destroyed this propaganda and won tucker the unconditional hatred of glowniggers and nafotroonsnow that the "russians are starving" psyop attempt was already memoryholed, the same troons are lying to your face by pretending tucker was impressed that russia had bread and that they weren't lying to your face about the efficacy of the sanctions
>>520477558It's really all about Khrushchev He witnessed ze corn
>>520476240Someone shop this pic so that he is holding a roundmeal.
>>520484352>A random man bluffed his way past security and convinced Krushchev to pat his bellyNever forget
>BEHOLD, BREAD!From a rich cunt who has never shopped for his own groceries.
>>520484321The narrative back then was Russia was collapsing and would be regime changed and incorporated into nato after being fractured into many different little states or statelets. A lot of the past has been memory holed because the propaganda on both sides was lies. Russia collapsing. America's USD and economy hyperinflating and losing to Russia's war machine via Ukraine proxy war.Here's the truth though in hindsight. Ukraine war is a stalemate. Neither Russia and America are collapsing in any such form. America is actually doing better today than it was with Biden as Trump won again. The state basically is in turbo nigger control and all policies are streamlined to win. China is on the backfoot, Iran is on the backfoot and Z and Trump want to place Russia and Putin on the backfoot. The right wing populist leaders from 2016 are being implemented all over the world in an attempt to destroy China and coerce Russia into submission.Also it's possible war with Venezuela is coming since Syria and Palestine have basically simmered down and been stabilized/patched up. America is free to choose another theater of war. Russia is bogged down in Ukraine. Europe is economically strangled and militarily impotent. China is facing internal economical issues and demographic decline.
>>520476240I recognize that loaf shape. Those are actually pretty good.
>>520477087What is the difference between high and low quality grain? I'm not arguing with you, I'm genuinely curious.
>>520477311Bragging about having a high IQ doesn't sounds like a very high IQ thing to do.
>>520476450I hope he will
>>520480914Why not?
>>520484368
>>520476240im having a horrible week, and am doomscrolling before my methamphetamine, nicotine, caffeine, and anavar cocktail kicks in and I have to get back to hell.post title and that screen grab of cucker got me doing a deep belly laugh for the past minute. thanks, kangaroo fren. I needed that
>>520486674oh fuck it's nz whatever so tasmanian devils or whatever idk im not a fauna expert
>>520486624the size is off because i was too lazy to clone tool the bread out of the way and i need the roundmeal to cover the bread. likewise this makes it look awkward in his hand. is what it is
>>520477610HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAlike bro we even have this shit at the airports here what a fucking goober flying his private jets everywhere like nigga never been to a public airport
>>520476240We dont have real bread nigga we got high fructose corn syrup cakebread preserved to last a couple weeks in the cabinet.
>>520486674>having a horrible week, >my methamphetamine, nicotine, caffeine, and anavar cocktail...oh, def don't see the issue there, anon. Carry on! Many successful methamphetamine addicts living happy, wholesome lives out there. Can't see how a few tweaks to /that/ formula could hurt at all.
>>520486624>>520484368i was curious to see how chatgpt would handle this and here it is
>>520477610I have literally never seen that myself tbqh. I don't go to many stores though. Walmart, Rouses (somewhat of a high end one with fresh produce and beef that's hard to find elsewhere) and one local grocery store are the only places I go though. I think I've heard of these at Aldi's, but I've never been.
>>520480299They do if it's fresh from the bakery at that grocery store anon. Maybe the supermarkets you shop at don't have fresh bread.
>>520484368mine sucks.
>>520488559it's tricky because the bread is larger than a roundmeal. so you have to either stretch the roundmeal like you did, make the roundmeal huge like i did, or painstakingly use the clone tool to remove the bread.apparently theres a tool for that called generative fill in the latest photoshop using ai but i dont have it. there might be some ai tools online that can replace elements in an image but i only tried one and it didnt work well.
>>520487357Should be Cubemeal to be honest.