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You might think this guy is a nerd but he'd choke your chud ass out. If you want to fight niggers train bjj
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>>520511913
weapons mog physical skills
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>>520511913
white people suck at combat sports
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Mikey isn't white he is a wop. Also why is he wearing MT shorts?
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>>520512049
HW Boxing Champion: Usyk (White)
HW UFC champ: Aspinall (White)
NCAA HW Gold Medalist: Wyatt Hendrickson (White)
BJJ GOAT: Gordon Ryan (White)
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>>520511913
Trenbolone acetate is a helluva drug
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>>520512134
Italians are White
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>>520512045
You could just poke him in the eye or headbutt him and he'd be fucked.
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>>520511913
That guy isn’t dressed for BJJ, he’s dress for Muay Thai lessons
>t do both
I’m not white though, so sorry op :)
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>>520512191
>Usyk (White)
HA?!
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>BJJ
fag martial art
learn striking and wrestling
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>>520512045
>>520512451
If you cant see the obvious benefits knowing how to fight provide to a man then ure a sissy faggot
sissies should shut the fuck up
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>>520512526
Ukranians are white, kike
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>>520511913

MORE AND MORE BLACKS SHALL MASTER IT ALONG WITH VARIOUS OTHER FORMS OF TACTICAL DEFENSES TOO TO REINFORCE THEIR NATURAL ARSENAL OF ANCIENT KNOWEDGE LET ALONE JUSTIFIED SELF DEFENSE AGAINST YOU PARASITIC RACIST CUMSKINS
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>>520511913
>5 foot 7

TOPKEK
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>>520512545
Learn striking and BJJ, that's enough to deal with negroes. BJJ includes wrestling
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>>520512691
There have never been less niggers in the US than there are right now. It’s unequivocally over
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>>520512691
Blacks don't have IQ typically for jiu jitsu
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>>520512045
using weapons also requires a degree of training.
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>>520512545
if you cant understand the need to learn to fight on the ground then youre a total amateur and should go to a gym and get punched in the head some
you need a grapling art a striking art and a grapling art
people with this stupid mentality got bullzdozed on the early ears of organized MMA and today literaly every fucking fighter is at least somewhat proficient in BJJ fucking cope and seethe lanky faggot
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>>520512754
Still would rip your leg off
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>>520512045
You can't bring your gun to a lot of places without breaking the law. Many blue states effectively have no concealed carry
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>>520512756
>bjj includes wrestling
on a very surface level you need more do american wrestling or judo as well or you will kiss the ground and asphault is hard as shit
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>>520512917
thats just fatso cope anyone that ever set foot on a club knows you gotta know how to fight
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>>520511913
Just punch him lmao
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>>520512933
True but if you are just fighting hood niggas bjj teaches you enough
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>>520512808
>need to learn to fight on the ground
you're an idiot. the fight is over after you pick someone up and slam them on the ground. there ain't no gay UFC "get in my guard" shit in real life. you get your head stomped
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>>520513132
Its more about knowing how to fall down than anything else this is absolutely crucial to any fight outdoors
BJJ is enough for 1 nigger but what about 3 niggers?
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just get the fuck up wrestling isnt real
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>>520511913
Will your gay floorsex wrestling save you when I shoot you with my gun?
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>>520513259
You are clearly a fucking dumb nigger if you think fights are over when it gets to the ground you dumb fuck coward sissie clearly you have never been punched or punched anyone in your life especially niggers they WILl jum0 you you WILL be pinned to the ground eventually and if you cant break free youre dead as shit shut the fuck up pussy dont talk to me
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>>520513132
>if you are just fighting hood niggas
If you are going hands on with anyone you're a moron. i ain't getting in no fist fights. Anyone trying to swing on my is getting shot. Hands are lethal weapons. I have an entire folder of "death from a single punch" new items to use as testimony as to my state of mind in court.
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>>520513390
guns for show...
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>>520513331
Another dumbshit but then again youre an aztec you can just find some hole or gao to rat into but its harder for a big guy to "just get up"
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>>520513390
When you cant shoot and you end up submitting like the pussy you are yes.
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>>520512630
Slave fighting is not manly. Fighting throughout history was always about maximizing your killing ability. Being a slave in a cage fighting according to "rules" isn't that.
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>>520511913
Do women find this attractive?
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>>520513484
Guns also shoot bullets that will kill if you try to put someone in a hold you retarded brownoid.
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>>520513597
Who gives af?
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Nothing a lil pocket fentanyl cant handle. We can legally open carry poison around here.
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>>520512808
that's where you are wrong, all you need is to be proficient with a small blade, learn Kali or Eskrima.
>inb4 if you stab someone you go to jail
one time a 250 pound monkey, roided to the gill grabbed me by the neck with both hands totally unprovoked over a fucking parking spot he claimed "he had seen first" while I was already parked on it. I didn't stab him in the neck 2 times as he would have deserved, I just nicked him one time in the armpit and one time in the ribbs with a 2 inches blade and the motherfucker went into fetal position and started crying like a bitch. I just drove away and I'm sure the retard was totally fine afterwards.
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>>520513619

i could snipe u at any moments notice tho
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>>520513433
>aaahhhh!!! save me blowjobjitsu!!
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>>520513390
Statistically speaking the odds of getting into a fistfight are astronomically bigger than getting on a gunfight or a knife fight
dismissing knowing how to cause harm with ur hands and rellying on a tool is just dumbfuck mentality stop coping and hit the gym lardass
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>>520513619
And you cant shoot shit if youre in a chokehold you stupid fuck lmao
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>>520513552
Real life isn't a slave arena and I conceal carry Mohammed. Show your country flag.
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lol at the seething macaco itt who loves to get mounted
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>>520513597
You can teach girls BJJ as a type of flirting/foreplay and it will give you better sexual endurance. Tom Bradys wife left him for a BJJ instructor
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>>520513562
If you're not cheating, you're cheating yourself.
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>>520513739
>Guns magically don't work if I use a hold.
Do BJJ homos actually believe this?
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>>520513752
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>>520513736
>Statistically speaking the odds of getting into a fistfight are astronomically bigger than getting on a gunfight or a knife fight

When you carry a gun every fight is a gunfight.
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>>520513562
What the fuck are you talking about what fucking rules are you talking about clearly another sissy faggot talking shit shut the fuck up there is way more to foghting that just rules or whatever dumbshit you think you know are you retarded knowing range spacing pace distance weight speed all of this is CRUCIAL for any man wanting to do anything just a fat lot of cope you are
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>>520511913
*gets stabbed*
well, better luck next life
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>>520513739
Checkmate.
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>>520513851
i would straight up steal your gun and wallet if you acted stupid
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>>520513851
>Oh no, he's got me around the neck
>Hm, this constitutes an imminent threat to my life
>Dang, my arm can't contort itself up past his hips
>*shoots him in the knee*
>He lets go
>"How's that BJJ working out? You had me there for a sec bro"
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>>520511913
>If you want to fight niggers train bjj
I own guns, OP.
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>>520513859
You're a manlet seething because your magic wrestling is useless in real life.
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>>520513926
Much more likely to have to deal with tons of legal fees if you shoot someone for punching you. Do you really want to become the next zimmerman?
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>>520512630
If you can't see the obvious benefits of me throwing pocket cayenne in your face and then castrating you then you're a future eunuch.

If you rip the testicles off any man who would hit you, no man will risk it.
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>>520514000
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>>520514000
Spoken like a true retarded spic.
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>>520512045
You mog everybody if you have both. If you can't keep control of your weapon or fight somebody off of you to draw it will become somebody else's weapon. Go take a course. You'll learn.
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>>520514027
180 90 kgs i could have my way with you without breaking a sweat
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>>520514114
you kiss your uncle with that mouth?
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>>520514035
Nigger I am a broke NEET but I'm armed to the fucking teeth. I got nothing for anyone to take but my life. Do not get between me and the fucking door.
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>>520513670
i am not dismissing knives chairs broken bottles rocks or whatever eskrima is usually a scam but if you find a legit gym its game and i have no qualms with that
that said you will get cut if you bring a knife to a fight thats just the nature of things momentum is a beast and you often forget about it uou should also know how to shoot how to fight how to fish hunt and camp these things should be universal to all men and if youre unable to do any of them you are lacking and eventually it will come to bite you
You should NEVER dismiss anything because you have a tool
cisplatin cretin you are assuming ti be prepared to deal with fortuna thats very dumb
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>>520514128
Sorry I'm not interested in having gay sex with you nestor. Don't you have some fentanyl balloons to smuggle up your ass?
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>>520514245
always with the scenarios
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>>520514215
If you're a broke neet, unless you are in a deep red state you have a good chance of losing a self defense case. You need good Jewish lawyers. Then once you are a felon for manslaughter goodbye guns
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>>520514011
>someone who has me in a strangle is just going to let me access my weapon
>it will not turn into a fight for the weapon
>I will be able to get a shot off while someone is cutting off the blood to my brain
I strongly encourage you to take a carry course where you do retention drills. You'll even get to use sim guns which is super fun.
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>>520511913
OP is retarded and so is BJJ in a street fight
>Pull guard
>BJJ faggot hits hard concrete and either knocks the wind out of his own lungs or cracks his skull on the concrete and gets a concussion
OR
>pull guard
>"Oops, sorry my BJJ expert guy, I lost my balance and stepped on your face and broke your nose or stepped on your neck and collapsed your windpipe
OR
>pull guard
>random other person comes along and plays soccer with BJJ idiot's head
>concussion
>end of fight

People who claim BJJ is good for a street fight obviously never got in one.
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>>520513670
how you gonna ask somebody to learn escrima dude might as well as him to be millionaire and hire security

fucking idiot
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>>520513849
When your enemy is cheating it's not even cheating when you return the favor.

Pic related, a Kurd tried to extort money out of a Finnish man, threatening his children if he didn't pay him what he wanted. They set up a meeting at a harbor and the Finnish father went there and shot the shitskin. Typically niggers only target weaker slaves in the system, it never turns out well when they try to target people who don't care about the rules.
>>520513948
You sound like a domesticated slave shouting at clouds. Go back and read what I said. At no time in history did free men fight like slaves. You are advocating for people to fight like slaves.
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>>520514335
>certainly you wouldn't kill the next person too
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>>520513735
where have i ever dismissed striking you dumb motherfucker
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>>520511913
Faggot martial art.
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>>520514335
lol you retardniggerfaggot. I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT KIKE LAWS. I have done and will do whatever the fuck I want until someone stops me.
>I might lose my goylife wagie slave cagie if I don't jump through all the hoops and mind all teh gaps that are changing every 5 minutes.

People like you are the reason everything is so shit. Fuck kikes. Fuck niggers. Fuck faggots. Fuck trannies. Most of all fuck jannies.
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>>520513132
>1 guy holding the guys arms while another guy chokes him = "proof muh BJJ works"
Absolute retard-tier
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>>520512630
>/pol/tard macaco larping as macho man
Every.single.time
You are just a favela ape and nothing more
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>>520513724
no shit nigga and a drone could get in my window rightnow and blow my shit up still oneday some cunt will jump you if they havent already SPECIALLY in LATAM
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>>520513735
This right here is why UFC bought out and shut down Pride.
>Pride has exact opposite ground rules to UFC which showcase the weakness of BJJ - can't do shit if someone kicks/steps on your face or throat while you're on the ground
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>>520514385
BJJ isn't just pulling guard. Its offensive as it is defensive. Learning how to properly choke people out and break their limbs is extremely useful
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>>520514369
Maybe you're right. But if you drill enough, you'll probably know that every situation is entirely unique, and unless you can tie up both arms and choke them out, you're gambling with your life.
And if your opponent is like me, they also have a knife.
Then again, I have been in 1 fight in the last 20 years, and it ended almost instantly. I'm not looking for fights, and I'd likely never find myself tangled up with a BJJ practitioner, given that most of them are smart enough not to be the instigator.
If I'm unarmed, I might take the first swing if a guy gets into my bubble. But if I'm armed, I'll just keep stepping back and warning him to stop. A smart guy would immediately recognize my readiness to reach and know what it meant.
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>>520514675
>readiness to reach
You're doing it wrong.
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>>520514658
But I
>wrestled
>did Judo
>know some real Japanese standing Jiu-Jitsu moves
Any BJJ faggot who tries getting offensive with me is going to quickly realize the difference between their faggot mats and concrete once they come out of their comas, assuming they're left with enough IQ to figure out WTF just happened to their faggot-selves
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>>520511913
boxing (and maybe judo) is the best martial art. Stay on your feet!!
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>>520514532
He wasnt holding his arm to make the choke easier, but if neely was a bjj guy he'd be able to choke him faster and nigger doesn't know how to properly fight hands
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>>520511913
>Train BJJ
That's the fastest way to catch herpes. There are also documented cases of hepatitis b (worse than AIDS) transmission while "rolling" with a brazilian shitskin.
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>>520512049
Why are we so good at real combat?
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>>520515051
Realistically the worst thing you will get is staph infection
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>>520514906
This post is mostly directed to people who dont train at all and who dont have a wrestling background
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>>520513926
u gotta know how to fight if you dont ure no better than a fat woman it is what it is
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>>520515051
It's exactly as gay as it sounds
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>>520513783
If you were not coping you would have my posts and seen that i advocate for knowing how to fight first and foremost second to not dissmiss anything because you assume you will be ready and third and not know how to find on the ground is very dumb
fucking hit the gym at stfu faggot
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>>520512630
Macaco I’ll simply spray pepperspray in your face and then stop on your face till you wake up as a vegetable.
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>>520514063
I have 0 qualms with this you illiterate idiot i have qualms with you expecting to have pepper in ur pockets and dorito dust aint gonna do shit justbstop coping and hit the gym
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>>520511913
by the time your attacker manage to slam you to the floor its already over, this of course if said attacker didnt decide to shoot you first. its a good discipline but in this day and age niggers dont fight, they just shank/ shoot you.
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>>520515256
>ure no better than a fat woman
I'm cool with it.
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>>520514335
Kys pussy
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>>520514385
goes to show you never been inna fight no one will ever pull guard on the street retard asphault is hard as fuck but i can count the ammount of fights i seen that ended in a knockout on with my fingers
often it ends up with someone getting kicked their brains in by a bunch of niggers and you need to know how to get out of that
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>>520515399
dear keyboard warrior monkey, not everyone lives in a shithole favela like you and NEEDS to learn how to fight. you're not tough or badass. you're poor and stupid. the best survival technique is to not live around violent negroes
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>>520514603
shut the fuck up pajeet
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>>520511913
How about learn some striking and stop thinking you have the time and peace to wrestle everyone.
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>>520514403
shut the fuck up absolutely delusional
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>>520514675
>Maybe you're right.
I know I am because I've got over a decade of striking and grappling experience and have been to those very courses. Drilling is fine but you need to do force on force to pressure test. There are several cartoonish mindsets people have around this topic and one of them is "I'll just draw my knife or gun." If you have never trained you will have zero idea what to do from a bad position and you're going to make it into a struggle over the weapon if you can even access it. At least get some trainer knives, airsoft pistols and some headgear and fuck around with your buddies in the back yard. It's better than nothing.
>A smart guy would immediately recognize my readiness to reach and know what it meant.
The kind of people who instigate fights are not very smart.
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>>520515043
Let me hold your hands down while I have someone chock you out and then show me how you "fight hands" you stupid BJJ faggot
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>>520511913
What is this guy's bodyfat percentage? I need to know in order to never look like that.
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>>520512654
>those gray sides

Holy crap this guy is an old man,
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>>520515418
another dumb nigger yeah i know you have pepper spray taser and a box of tampons on ur purse but not everyone is like that
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>>520513132
>carry pocketknife
>all bjj huwhites utterly neutralized
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>>520515836
Go have a boxing match on the North Sentinel island.
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>>520514106
That guy in the corner that just goes back to drinking...
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>>520515722
>it ends up with someone getting kicked their brains in by a bunch of niggers
Just macaco things
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>>520513735
You guys have that guy elbowing (12-6 o’clock) a guy’s spine as he attempts a take down. Fookin hilarious how useless bjj is in blood curdling reality.

I remember Mayorga (a shot boxer) knocked out some MMA guy by kneeing his spine as he tried that wrestling shit. Fight ended instantly “Nooo! You can’t do that!!”
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>>520515914
It will still put a macaco like you on the ground with minimal effort. Go to the gym lmao
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>>520515650
You dont even have gun rights slavpoor
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>>520515725
Hit the gym fatso
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>>520516193
LOL keep it up princess
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>>520515722
Goes to show you you're a retarded brazillian faggot who can't into reading comprehension because you're basically agreeing with my reply while arguing with it.

My whole point is that if you ever got in a real street fight, the LAST pace you want to be is on the ground because for the exact reason you said, which is what I said:
>bunch of strangers will come out of nowhere and play soccer with your skull

Stupid fucking brazil faggot read what you're replying to before you make a fool of yourself.

Oh and BTW there's NOTHING in BJJ - or any other system that teaches you how to get out of 5 random assholes kicking you in the head while you're fighting on the ground, which is why the last place you want to be is on the ground

>Never got in street fight
I got in a street with 5 Hells Angels. Obviously I lost, but none of them could knock me out, a few broke their fists on my head (although I got my jaw broken in a few spots as well as some bones in my spine and my ribs from getting kicked with steel-tipped biker boots).

Every other street fight I got in I won, except 1 that was a draw, but the guy was like 6'5" and had to be about 300 pounds, so I consider a draw where we wound up on the ground and neither of us could advance and we agreed to stop and go our own ways before the police showed up a decent outcome considering I was about 170 pounds at the time.

My last fight was with a latin gangbanger sent to knock me out because I insulted some bitch hoodrat in their gang that wound up with him on the floor and me staring at him from above.

Now you, tough guy. Tell us your streetfighting history, I'll wait.
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>>520516491
Seething broke brasil macaco lmao uma delicia
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>>520511913
>train in BJJ
>try to take nigger to the ground
>get your head stomped on by his buddy
BJJ is useless in a real fight, only useful for prize nigger fights on television. You should never let a fight get to the ground.
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All you cucks dont know shit about fighting.
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>>520516556
>hurr durr look at all the fights i had
You're a moron. You are not a role model.

>avoidance
>awareness
>de-escalation
>evasion
>engagement

If you make it to engagement you have failed somewhere up the line.
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>>520516707
Train grappling for fun and to develop the skills, but don't going in with this "self-defense" mindset. Here's a crazy idea, don't put yourself in a situation where you'd have to defend yourself, how's that? Avoid catastrophe, always.
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Wasn't mean to quote the Irish, but he has a good point. You REALLY don't want to take a street fight to the ground. I've seen many videos of takedowns gone wrong where people actually died when executing the technique on concrete.
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>>520511913
>waste life training
>rolling around on a mat with other barely clothed men
>go to bar
>act tough
>get shot
>die
The only ones who even care are the ones he makes money for and the other gay men who enjoy watching him and aspire to also roll around with sweaty undressed men. I have more respect for 9-5 wagies.
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>>520513064
Came here to post this... maybe should have scrolled a bit first.
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>>520517369
Oh no, I completely agree with you. As I've gotten older and seen other people's fights and realized if I was in a similar situation I'd have no answer and I'd be fucked, I realized what you're saying is true and try to keep myself out of fights (I'm getting too old anyway).
>Situational awareness is key
Best way to not get in a fight with retarded steroid monkeys is not be in a place where they congregate to begin with.
I was just pointing that out to Brazil guy because he said that; I didn't mean to claim "Do like I do".
Trust me while I spent several months eating soup and recovering in bed because I couldn't chew solid food from because my jaw looked like I was chewing on a whole orange inside my mouth, I realized "last night was really stupid".
The "last fight thing" was because it took me by surprise and I had to defend myself.
Literally got a text from this hoodrat bitch I got in an argument with threatening me and like a minute later this random dude runs up to me on the sidewalk and starts swinging for my head. I just did what I did to defend myself.
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>>520513597
Who cares? You train for yourself, not for women.

>>520511913
BJJ is great. But honestly boxing alone is all you need. The vast vast majority of people have no clue what to do when they get punched. Niggers included. Don't even need to choke them out .

>>520515088
Why you need to know BJJ. A proper RNC would not have killed that nigger. Would have avoided a court case and having your name dragged through the mud. Forever you will appear as the guy that killed some nigger.
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>>520513948
The first rule of fighting is don't end up on the floor.
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>>520515107
>we
mart sharter cope
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>>520518766
I would preface that with:
>Don't be in places where stupid mother fuckers want to get in fights
That includes bars and clubs
Avoid bitches that insist they want you to take them there because guaranteed they won't help you out in the fight and will probably dump you if you lose.
And if you win, at one point they're going to call the cops on you and claim they "don't feel safe around you because one time you just violently erupted and beat some guy up in a club/bar" and you'll wind up getting kicked out of your own home for the night "until things cool down". Cops always go with the woman. You could be bleeding from the head and she can have a metal frying pan in her hand covered with your blood and the cops will be like,
>"Sir, do you have a place you can go tonight while the situation cools down?"
Even back in the day when Mike Tyson was an up and coming fighter, random idiots would be trying to start shit with him while he was clothes shopping in Harlem
>"You ain't shit, I'll drop you with one punch"
The point being if you're not getting paid millions to fight, there's literally to gain and Fight Club never really explains how they paid their hospital bills, which will run in the tens of thousands.
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>>520511913
>yeah I like embracing sweaty naked men
>I-I did not pop a boner, I swear
Hard pass bro
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>>520513670
>anon stabs some meathead twice over a parking spot
>drives away
>I'm sure he was fine
anon...
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>>520511913
BJJ has been debunked. Just be strong enough to lift them up and they're like babies in your arms
https://youtube.com/shorts/nCRKr6S7_9w?si=-F4i1VWXvaGUpazY
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>>520511913
No, he's just scratch his butt on the floor like a dog with worms, and i would not even go near him.
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>>520515862
Let's be clear. What you've done is play acting with your buddies. Training is good for you. It'll give you an advantage in many situations. But you 'know' nothing. And you are not an authority in this conversation because you paid a retired IDF guy to lecture you before rolling around on mats with your friends.
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>>520520004
What you really can't buy is stress inoculation via exposure to actual violence. You just have to accept that a nigger raised in violence from birth has a certain advantage most people with non niggerish lives can't ever hope to match.
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Would like to but I hate human contact, especially sweaty
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>>520513735
The original jujitsu was samurai on their back with all their armor and their dagger. They didn't have to deal with stomping because they could cut your leg and make you bleed to death. The armorless, daggerless jujitsu is really watered down. Good luck getting the genius sensei needed to suss out the dagger tech from the static forms through repetition and bunkai.

There is better self defense in savate (shoe weapon) or silat (dagger weapon) and even tactical pistol than in BJJ. Nobody talks about it because the 20 dojos in your city need to make some cash from the kiddos.
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>>520520004
>What you've done is play acting with your buddies.
>But you 'know' nothing.
Don't be salty because you've never thought about what to do beyond getting a CC and carrying. Its how you get into those cartoonish mindsets. Stress test your shit.
>And you are not an authority in this conversation because you paid a retired IDF guy to lecture you before rolling around on mats with your friends.
I have authority in this conversation because I've boxed and grappled from a young age and have taken the time to try and put it into practice. All I am telling you to do is get out of your comfort zone and learn. Don't ever go to a course run by ex-IDF. Those are actual scams and all you'll get out of it is the IDF would fold if faced with an actual threat.
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>>520511913
BJJ is cool but its the worst for self defense as a one trick pony....you want to create distance, not roll around until you get headstomped by his friends or stabbed...good for exercise, not gonna work against you in a fight...but learn how to strike and move too or youre gonna die
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>>520512045
BJJ is downright dangerous for that reason
>>> nigger wants to fight
>>> pull him *closer* to you
>>>> not only get stabbed, exponentially make it worse by moving towards the blade....ngmi, no refunds
Best case scenario, everything goes right and you win...congratulations, now you smell like the unconscious nigger the roasites are nursing back to lucidity
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>>520511913
isn't BJJ fake and gay like krav maga?
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>>520511913
bjj is very effective but its effiminate and no way a man should fight. constantly clutching your balls on another mans balls.

youre supposed to knock them out quick so i choose karate. i told this guy on youtube with his bjj channel how clownish he looks and how gay it is whats he doing. he nucelar exploded and wanted me to come over to america so he can break my bones. topkeks were to be had.
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>>520511913
Yeah right bro. He would sit down on the ground and scoot around on his butt like a faggot and get kicked in the head.
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>>520512209
>roiding for this
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BJJ IS FUKEN GAY
do thai boxing or karate.
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>>520522504
It is a sport with no real life use unless against an underweight opponent. The OP BJJ guy would get destroyed by a 260 pound gym rat that never practiced fighting in his life
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>>520512209
hope u took low doses bro
otherwise
>roiding for a 5 year natty body
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>>520511913
I'm sorry but I don't fight children
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>>520522504
no, once you have the opponent in a grapple its over for him. its super effective but gay as fuk.
wathc the neanderthals fights he fucks them in 20 seconds. heavy bjj grappling and schmusing. its fuken gay dude.
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>>520511913
Even Joe (the BJJ shill) Rogan agrees that BJJ without striking abilities is pointless as fights start standing up and move to the ground. You better be able to slip my strikes, get ahold of my leg/legs to take me down otherwise you are never gonna get to use your faggy ground humping techniques on me.
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>>520511913
I want every member of /pol/ to train in BJ's using me and my pp as your practice pole.
(BJ's as in blow jobs.)
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>>520511913
I’ve been doing BJJ for two months now and it’s been great. Been getting my ass kicked by black, brown, purple and blue belts and they’ve been teaching me along the way. I can hold my own against most of the fellow white belts as long as they don’t act is if we’re fighting for $1 million. I highly reccomend it to anyone considering it.
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>>520523033
>no, once you have the opponent in a grapple its over for him.
what if my end goal is hurting him and not just sucking his cock?
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>>520515862
Bitch you straight up retarded. There's a famous YouTube video of 5 guys, 3 of them "Krav Maggot type knife de-arming "experts" who were put in a knife simulation
>Shirt depicting vital organs
>attacker had red sharpie
>padded everything so they could go full out
>over 5 hits = assumed bleed to death
>1 hit in any vital organ on shirt = instant loss
They had 3 rounds
NOT ONE of the "self-defense Krap Maggot IDF mixed MMA" whatever even scored one point.

The closest one guy guy was he tried this wrist lock thing on the knife hand and the attacker, who had ZERO knife fighting experience, just instinctively brought his free arm over and switched knife hands and proceeded to stab the "expert" 20+ times in the neck with the red sharpie in under 5 seconds and even threw some slash marks across his entire neck

Conclusion: there is no "defense" against knife fights and the best bet is to GTFO.

Also you're assuming people with knives or guns have zero tactical experience and are just going to square up to your face like the idiots in the gif videos here.

In reality it takes 1 minute to learn to unevenly square against your opponent and brush off his "attacks" with the lead hand while your rear hand pulls the gun or knife out with the rear hand which you'll never reach after which it's over for you.

But you keep believing what your retard IDF instructor tells you about how it's so easy, even though plenty of videos over the last 2 years showcasing knife attacks on IDF soldiers prove they can't do shit to block them unless there's another IDF faggot nearby with an AR.
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No one even considered you can just…. stand up lmao. They can’t do anything if you just decide no thanks and get off the ground. Bonus points when they’re still hanging off of you and you come back down and smash them into the concrete as hard as you can. Anyone can deadlift 2-3x your body weight, it’s easy to just lift those little men right up and smash them right back down
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>>520511913
That guy devotes his entire life, mind, body, and soul to exercising.
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>>520514795
Good pic with a good book recommendation.
Just read it. The ideas are something that so many people I met have forgotten. Too complacent. No eyes on the back. No awareness even at night. Completely open to a wild nigger.
Unfortunately, all good advice goes to shit if you don't carry a gun. One guy with a gun and it's over. Two attackers even without guns and it's over. We really are cattle waiting to be butchered.
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>>520511913
>bjj
blowjobjob?
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>>520516247
A lot of Yugo men have guns, legal or not.
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>>520520804
>The original jujitsu was samurai on their back with all their armor and their dagger.
Wrong.
Exact opposite.
All the basic judo throws are heavily-nerfed versions of real Samurai jiu-jitsu, which is all standing.
During peacetime, various flowery "ground jiu-jitsu" schools popped up, all taught by instructors who never saw any actual battle where 50 hungry peasant farmers with spears had gold coin bounties for each samurai head they returned.
Result?
So many younger samurai got killed trying to do "ground jiu-jitsu" that at one point in Japan's history, 2 warring Shoguns stopped a war, put aside their differences and petitioned the ruling emperor to outlaw teaching ground jiu-jitsu.

If you know anything about real jiu-jitsu, you can tell that BJJ faggots know nothing about it because they way they try to take people down, a Japanese jiu-jitsu practitioner would break their arms or necks before their bodies even hit the ground.

That's why there are so few real Japanese jiu-jitsu places: (1) very hard to "practice" because every move was designed to make a vicious example of a peasant who approached a samurai to give him time to back up and draw a sword out, and (2) insurance would be through the roof
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>>520523797
For noguns shitholes I recommend knives and impact weapons. Saps, blackjacks and slung shot are ancient and lethal weapons almost completely forgotten. Braided blackjacks will cut flesh. Flat saps edge on will do the same. Break all bones and the skull, completely immobilize limbs with muscle hits. The mark of a good sap man is he can use it without killing anyone.
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>>520523490
Love this copypasta.
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It didn't work so well for him...
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>>520511913
>If you want to fight niggers train bjj
lmao... you can't bjj on hard surfaces and without rules. you will end up with a skull fracture, elbows to the face, knees to your balls and your eyes gouged out. as far as martial arts muay thai >>>>> bjj for practical combat. but you gotta learn how to side kick. stomping someone's knee in half is game over for them. elbows to the face = game over. good ol fashioned wrastling is supposed to be really good too, for takedown defense more than the wrestling part.

the problem for most people that train martial arts is there is an incredible amount of conditioning to follow the rules of the sport. you have to be able to break that pattern and fight dirty if your life depends on it. whatever is illegal in MMA should be your go to in a real fight if your life is on the line.

also, as for niggers specifically, they fight in packs. your only defense there is weapons.
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>>520515904
Still humilitated greedy belly
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>>520524290
there was a revolver anon on this board that talked me into getting a J-frame

i went out and bought one. none can stop my gunfu

>hiyaaa ha-cha blammo
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>>520525397
>there was a revolver anon on this board that talked me into getting a J-frame

He sounds like an incredibly smart and attractive anon.
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>>520514795
>better to be lucky than good
Second time I've heard that tonight and I've never heard before tonight.
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>state allows criminals free reign
>national defense turns into local defense
many such cases
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>>520525898
Lucky you.
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>>520514655
The ufc started with jew jitsu...
Those brazilian brothers, Gracie or something.
In Japan they had a dude that specialized in beating the fuck out of them.
Sakuraba I believe.
You can't expect it to change after so long, it's a boring but proven formula.
jew jitsu can be very useful, but it's for faggots who like rolling on the ground with other men.
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>>520525712
kek it was you wasn't it

i went right out and bough s&w ultimate carry (lipsey semicustom)
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>>520526746
>it was you wasn't it
I don't know why you would think that. I just feel like the anon who led you to the truth and the light of spinboi nirvana sounds like a righteous dude is all. I think I would let him come over to my house and fuck my sister.
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BJJ is actually pretty ass, it just works well with the ruleset of UFC so it does well in that specific context. Learn enough wrestling to resist going to the ground and survive if it goes that way, then work on your stand up game. Boxing, Muay Thai, Karate, whatever. Then carry a pocket gun because that's what's going to do anything useful if your life is on the line and it's not just handling some shit talker at a bar or something.
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>>520511913

https://youtu.be/ZgHX9YiOZt8
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>>520512045
Running mogs them all.
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>>520527444
>they get you while you are with a woman or kids
Where will you run now?
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>>520511913
BJ Jutsu to "fight" niggers
black gay hands made that post.
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>>520527544
I will never marry or have kids.
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>>520514385
yeah lol just pull guard bro, just lay down on fucking concrete pavement and get ready for soccer-football kick to your face.
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>>520511913
>If you want to fight niggers train bjj
I want to end human slavery which means i want there to be no "police" that have the "right" to break the law
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>>520528186
Eh, based. My strategy too. Worked well so far.
A smart anon will notice that niggers attack in places where you are due to a woman.
Parking lot late at night? You drove her somewhere/buy her shit/whatever.
On the street? You were walking your ho or coming back from a typical date spot.
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>>520511913
Chud's jaw 404ed
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i've sparked out plenty of cunts without it, you pull guard on me in the street i'll stomp your head.
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>>520514335
So just let niggers kill you instead? White vs nog gofundme campaigns have done extremely well in recent years. That should be everyone's go to in such a situation.
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>>520515107
The orange should be yellow too LOL. Us whites literally controlled the whole world either directly or indirectly. Soon we will again.
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>>520518849
which colony are you from? did imperialism turn you into a tranny?
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>>520521974
Niggers mostly dont pull weapons IN FIGHTS. Say what you want but when they want to fight they stick to fists and hate pussies that go for weapons.
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>>520530712
FYI: any memeflag crying and bawling about Whites is a pajeet
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Carry a knife, gun, mace and know how to fight. You can skip all the pointless bickering.
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>>520511913
No thanks, I think I will train K-9 and 9mm before I start giving Brazilian Blow Jobs.
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>>520512049
youre a fucking retard, and no, i dont have to explain why. you should know why. if you dont know
>>520513331
wrestling is probably the most prolific combat sport. youre probably a fat spicoid who thinks wrestling is lucha libre
why, you're not a real man
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>>520511913
>If you want to fight niggers train bjj
I carry knives and guns. Illegally if need be.
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>>520515107
ships, guns and cannons were unstoppable meta back then
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>>520515126
Wrestling is gross.
Wrestler Kevin Randleman got a flesh-eating bacterial infection so bad it ate right down to the bone.
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>>520511913
BJJ is a faggot performative sport that only works against others who abide by your rules. I'd rape this little mischling subhuman to death effortlessly



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