I think Māori culture is fucking awesome. You think the Vikings didn’t do shit like this around the fire? Every cultures gotten tattoos, it’s not their fault that they’ve managed to hold onto these complex familial traditions for so many generations. I hope they get the north island back. https://youtu.be/JddEXEJ8_S0?si=QlwGqhS0DOmwViWn
>>520562323>gentlemen, today we must discuss parliamentary matters of state affairs and civic policy!>A KAMALAHAMA WOOO WOOO AAAAA
Especially in front of a TV camera!
MAY YOU BE SEWN UP ALIVE IN THE BODY OF A DEAD CAMEL
>>520562323ZOOMER BOSS AND A MINI
HAKA MAKA TAKA
>>520562437>Like taking more sovereignty away from the native peoples who’s land we stole.Yea I’d be screaming war declarations and ripping up land appropriations bills too.
WE WILL FIGHT FOR SARUMAN
>>520562323Its all cringe tribal larp, naked men dancing in grass skirts an wooden sticks. They can only get away with it because new zealanders are bleeding heart liberals who support every lefist policy under the sun and actively enable them with gibs, diversity laws, forced inclusion and media. Their new Chinese overlords won't be nearly as lenient.
>>520562612Kek
>>520562503Another dumb misconception, Māoris practiced cannibalism of their enemies in battle to represent spiritual supremacy over them. Also it’s a fucking island, let’s be real you get meat where you can. It’s not like they’re still fighting for the right to sell human flesh in grocery stores or something.
>>520562525This is so cringe, what a bummer. It's like you are hanging in your living room with friends and suddenly the dog starts barfing all over the carpet.
>>520562656If you had culture this old you’d revere it too.
>>520562719>>520562593Does your generosity extend to tbe apaches, the comanche and all the other tribes whose lands you now occupy?
>>520562323>I hope they take white landbrown/pol/ is online
>>520562593>maori >nativesNigger you dumb
>>520562323I have never seen or read about anyone doing the cringe haka and then actually going to fight their opponents. It's so cringe because they never follow trough with all the things they sing about, like beheading and cannabilizing
>>520562719It's amazing seeing you backpedal this much in a single post. Whites are truly amazing compared to this world of savages
>>520562785Absolutely. If I had it my way everything west of the Appalachian mountains would be independent native countries. Like 90% of the land in the Midwest is just government owned to test horrific chemical and nuclear weapons anyway let’s just give them back the land they wanted and negotiated for in the first place. Fuck if I were FDR I would’ve just given the Jews Delaware instead of tryna resettle them back in the Middle East Imagine how much good we could do by just letting people do what they want where they wanna do it more often.
>>520562780Old? Hungary was already half a millennium old and established universities and and built cathedrals when the first tribal straw rafts of the maori touched the shores of new zealand. Btw, the islands were NOT uninhabited back then, and they have exterminated a more advanced Polynesian culture already settled there, so their crying about being "muh warriors" and getting conquered is incredibly funny. Imagine defending these backward cannibal fucks.
Going to be honest there are time's I wouldn't mind riding that.
>>520562323>jews
>>520562525>let the wild animals into your house>shocked when they act like wild animals
>>520562593>Nativelol>Stolen landWe bought it>land appropriations billIt was a bill on removing racism actuallyBut i wouldn't expect an amirifat to know anything outside of his big city
>>520563118Hungary? No no noYou mean magyarorszag. But that country is dead. It died along time ago. And now, we have HungaryA small little husk where its heart used to be. Your people would’ve had more of those cathedrals around if you didn’t spend most of the 20th century bombing yourselves to all hell. But the culture soldiers on. Just like Māori. Just like everyone’s. You are not special.
>>520562503Ricardo is a certifiable retard.There's a ton of holes in his logic but rather than point them out I'd rather he continues to make himself look stupid and has no idea what he's fucking up on.
>>520562323She'd be a wild fuck.
>>520563326>>520563344>>520563350>>520563357>>520563223
>>520563357At least we agree on something
>>520562525>tfw you make when you sniff your own battle fart
>>520563049We kinda already see how they run the reservations, don't you think these countries would be shitholes and a waste of potential?
>>520563554Wow it’s almost like they’ve been the near constant victims of genocide up until the mid 20th century. Crazy how that can really, yknow, fuck a person up.
>>520563443You tagged your own post you tourist shitskin
>>520563666Were they doing something impressive before the supposed genocide? Go ahead and tell me of the great state New York was in before the settlers
>>520562780Bahahah, you are so historically illiterate. This is not a traditional use of Haka and the Moari only arrived in New Zealand 800 years ago.
>>520562735Your daily life is probably cringier than that. Rich white politicians are corrupt evil pedo scum. A maori woman memeing and shitting all over their parliament is unironically hilarious and should be done more often>>520563326The wild animals are the rich white zionist pedophiles. Just like your retard boomer parents>>520563511At least they do go to battle. White Americans go to walmart onntheir obesity scooters and tip over in the junk food isle and have heart attacks, all for israel. Gg subhuman
>>520562323>You think the Vikings didn’t do shit like this around the fire?i know they didand in battle too (and it was probably way scarier since they were all berserked out on shrooms and wearing fucking bearskins lol)but you know where they didnt do it?in parliament. at sports games.shit is embarrassing.also i can think of countless norse myths and legends and tales. i cant think of shit the maori did. wanna know why? cuz they couldnt fucking read.
>>520563740Colonizing far distant islands on canoes and catamarans while europeans flung feces, killed their own kin, and lived in mud and straw huts
>>520563740The Iroquois confederacy was one of the oldest democracies in the new world and spread a territory that now reaches half a dozen states. The largest cities within the multiple tribes that make them up contained tens of thousands of individuals and rivaled those of some European countries at the time. New York is like the worst state you could’ve picked lmao they’re right in the heart of Oneida, Onondaga, Mohawk, and so many other big, and cohesive native communities.
>>520562437>HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA
>>5205640811. Norse people are a significantly older culture with a lot more time to develop2. Yr mixing “myths and legends” with things a culture actually “did”. I could give you plenty of Māori legends and stories, but that’s not what you meant.
>>520563993>Memeing and shittingYou're not a serious person, just kys before you get someone else hurt.
>>520564118A bunch of tent cities and huts, nothing America has today, America the superpower, is inspired from these people. Your Washington studied the Greeks and the Romans, not chief slapaho and shitting bull. If they were so great it wouldn't have been a one sided continental takeover
>>520562323No its not. Fuck New Zealand a fuck their ugly ass natives. They have accomplished literally nothing besides screaming and making funky faces at people,
>>520564089Surely they built an empire of sorts and made it into the history books right? We can go back to the days of Enoch the wise and we wouldn't be able to tell the difference
>>520563993Gay.
>>520563357Call him that but can't call him wrong
>>520562323>This is really awesome warrior traditionalism actually.No. This is.
>>520563350>mfw I broke the jew so badly that it got reduced to hebraic kvetching and schizo ramblesLmao, I won so badly,
>>520563740NY/ontario area was actually among the most, if not outright the most, organized and civilized of any of them tbphdoesnt compare to the colonies obv, but they also didnt have giant intl trade routes to do shit like that either. still stomped most of the rest of the continent prior to yuros/brits showing up>>520564236no im not mixing shitim talking about two different aspects. their actual deeds and battles, and then also their myths and legends. like ragnarok and the poetic edda. island cultures cant compete with that shit. period. doesnt matter which island culture. pretty much no one can, for that matter.vikings went fucking everywhere, even to north america. swapped stories with the algonquins.maori just came to the island on rinky-dink canoes then ate everyone that was already there. then they lied about it and tried to pretend theyd always been there and were in fact not brutal invaders themselves.i agree that not all injun cultures should be labeled savages, but maori are not rly ones that come to mind imo
>>520562323>"The committee votes again not to release the Epstein fi">WE HAVE TO BLOW ODINS HORN>MUH AWESOME PAGAN RITUALS DUDE>*howls autistically*>We call upon you Thor, hallowed be thy blade>Thy 4th sequel in theatersSee how stupid that sounds
>>520562323>>520562525>screaming island-niggers making facesSuch culture, much wow.>You think the Vikings didn’t do shit like this around the fire?Only the chromosomally enchanced berserkers.
>>520562323Keep in mind, the bill she's tearing up is one that would end leniency in charging and sentencing for Maori crime, on the pretense that they are too retarded in general to understand why they shouldn't do crime.Natives of all sorts are the most vile niggers on the planet. Everywhere they are, they dominate the rape and child molestation stats. Fuck all of them and their noble savage bullshit.
>>520562323>>520562525People need to start being killed again
>>520564789They were so significant that the only thing left of them is the story of them being destroyed, face it man these indios ain't shit
>>520564789yeah whatever you heya hoya nigger
>>520562437it's because basically they have their own version of indians and indian guilt
>>520562323>You think the Vikings didn’t do shit like this around the fire?They didn't. They actually had civilized discussions for the most part. They even assembled a parliament in the 10th century with none of this Maori-like nonsense.
>>520563344How long until the Maori and Arabs are fighting each other over the land while you sit back on your couch and watch it go down?
>>520562525>no, no, not this please>WAKA PAKA WHIPPY PIPPY WOOOOO TAKALAKA!!!!>god damn it...They're wild savages, they cannot help it.
It's alright, infantile behaviour just hastens everyone getting sick of them.
>>520565859nah nigger all iqs are going down and retards love loud noises
>>520564789>did somebody say mixing?!?
>>520565197they did for battles sometimes. berserkers are well-documented across the ancient worldthe diff is the vikings b& going berserk in like the 13th centurythe maori do it nowadays, at basketball games, and parliamentary hearings
>>520562656Chinese wouldn't care too much either.They'd just turn them into a tourist attraction for Chinese boomers.
imagine coming up with some highly edited political screed and the response is a bungle of jungle dwellers ooga booga-ing at you and you have to try not to laugh.
>>520562323These people are based. Fuck the white race.
>>520563326>>let the wild animals into your housemore like>settle on an island with people you don't like>get mad that there are poeple you don't like
>>520562323>>520562503>>520562525Its such a cringe factor. You are actually watching a sub-human glitching out. Like its a TrAdItIoNaL native dance to white people watching but its realy just losing control / dropping all their civilized training and letting their inner psychotic cannibal retard out.As for Vikings, OP Vikings were to busy building ancient UK and ships and black/smith iron work. One of the most important things that separates WHITES from everyone else is blushing. Blushing shows shame. Whites cant hide from shame so they avoid doing silly shameful things like dancing rituals for the most part. Like it would turn a White person red to do somthing so fucking stupid like make retarded face like that. However now with most liberal retards on headmeads they are able to overide that so no need to post examples of shameful behavior.
>>520566042>maori would be able to exist under CCPim calling bullshit here. maori can hardly stand being ruled by the most inoffensive doormat kiwis that have ever existed. no way they wouldnt eventually chimp out and be exterminated by gommies
>>520562525Are they related to jeets?
>>520564448Says the Turkish rape baby. Your skin is browner than Persians
>>520566707There's your inner conqueror, that anger is what killed these pathetic Injuns and established America. Stop crying over Maori niggers and get your act straight
>>520564448The only things they contributed to the modern world is Chinese "Polynesian" restaurants, But I think Booomers really invented it with Tiki Bars.And the inspiration for Jungle-Cannibal horror like Green Inferno.Shit like Green Inferno exist because of their history.
>>520566963Said 'anger' has now been oestrogenized with goyslop sugar syrup and he's a fat, pudgy mass of goyflesh existing only to seethe in vile judaic hatred. You're talking to this person's great-great grandfather, not to him.
>>520566963I dont believe that shit. Injuns weren't living in solidarity they where having tribal wars like African hutu and tutsi.Also its most likely that one night they were all getting along and a white guy pulled out a bottle of alcohol and shared it. The indians then shared some corn or turkey or tobacco. The white guys and natives drunk and having fun. Then the white guy brings out another bottle. They are all tottaly shitfaced. And a injun proboly brings out like a fucking head of a rival tribe on a platter with an apple in its mouth and expected the white man to look at it like a meal like they do. Then the white guy went back to his camp and said somthing like...
>>520563049Cuckiest post in the thread is from an American flag. Why do you beta cunts always go out of your way to embarrass the rest of us?
>>520562656No, it's cringe as fuck, do that shit on a battlefield and watch your head get blown the fuck off
>>520563049Lol you sound like a giant faggot. You're either a roastie or need to get your T levels checked you big blubbery whale vagina faggot
>>520565033Teepee nigger guilt isn’t really much of a thing though. Even liberals don’t think about indians unless it’s columbus day or someone brings them up. Not dark or violent enough I guess.
>>520562323Island niggers larping as warriors.
>>520562323Odd that they received special dispensations when whites were the majority yet now they're bringing different shitskins into the country equality is being applied.
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>>520562323demons
>>520562323you have to go back to india
>>520562323>complex familial traditionsmaking stupid faces and smearing poop on yourself is not complexits just what retards doliteral retard behaviorlike people with down syndromthey often make stupid faces and play with their fecesthese are bad thingsindia is just filled with legally retarded low iq subhumansand im not talking about the cast system100% of india is in the same bracket of retard pajeet
>>520565197cool imagebest thing posted on this shithole in days
>>520562525this bitch pissed me off the most if she did thst to me i would first mockingly immitate her then hit her. Some random spanish harlem bitch roleplaying as a savage.