>>520564805>It's now illegal for Brits to say "Britain deserves to exist"Grim
that's not fucking true... it can't be that bad
Link? T. Searched.
>>520564805Just revolt already, holy shit.
No way that's real
Fake shit
>>520564805Why hasn't this guy been couped yet? Isn't his popularity at 15%? Why does he get to govern until 2029?
>>520564805Why do britcucks even allow this bullshit to exist, kek
>>520564805>6 figure bongbux fine for posting pepes
lol
nu/pol/ has absolutely zero troll detection skillsEndless fucking September
>>520564805Is meeting the people that would do the job
THE FROG IN THE BLUE SHIRT
>>520564805You deserve it for colonization
>>520564805The fact planet conquerors have been reduced to this is a testament to propaganda and the horrors of being civilized
>>520564805someone is waging war from inside britain against the native british. probably jews because muslims could never coordinate like thisall because you once had an empire and they still seethe
>>520564805You need to throw the enemy out now. Do not wait and do not get dog trained for bad nature.It's get guns time, U.K.
>>520564805Too obviously fake, even yanks aren't falling for it. Learn to be less obvious.3/10
>>520564805Is this real?Holy shit britbongs, wtf?
>>520564805>the frog in the blue shirt>HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMEDI love this fucking timeline so much.
Dumbest board on the internet.
>>520564805Gamers rise up
while believable i will not believe it until i see the source. no source no beleafbut it would be in character from what we've all come to expect from the orwellian nightmare of modern uk
KIER STARMER IS CLEARLY A PEDOPHILE JUST LOOK AT HIM
>see OP>immediately try to google it>get no resultsOk, for once it's not true.
>>520565019You're the newfag with the serious talk as everyone else has a good laugh ya crusty boomer.
>>520565111Who cares if it's not true. Brits are cucked beyond belief.
>>520564882>>520564901>>520564915>>520564928Burger bros you have to do something
>>520564805Fake. Might as well be true, though.
>>520564805>blue shirtNot me, bruv.
>>520564805No link = fake news
>>520564805the brits are about to find out what happens when the government does not fear the people.followed quickly by the government finding out why they should fear the people.
>>520564805I went to X bbc news uk and didn't find this post.
>>520565323HOLY SHIT
>>520565323*eats 37 cheeseburgers*That's the best I can do
wonder what frog they are referring to
>British guys rn
>>520564805BREAKING NEWSop is a faggot posting fake articles. the breaking new is for naming the guy who saved a bunch of people
>>520564882Perhaps they don't, afterall.
>>520565323I hope they go pitch forks and torches on kiers anus on live tv I hope someone broadcasts the angry mob beating him to death
>>520565042Shut the fuck up you dumb kike Return to your designated biohazard containment zone.
>>520564805Keir Starmer is too conservative, probably gay from what I’ve seen. I don’t know why you’d live somewhere that you’d be arrested for posting on Facebook, or thinks they can control the internet. They go too far. Like they are trying to create a safe space but they start cracking down on the stupidest shit instead of violent criminals.
>>520565323ThisBurgerland send help!
>>520564805Froggy prison.The land of the free liberals.AhahahahahhahahaThere was no such thing in any dictatorship communist countrty what so ever.Never.
>>520564928Fr You're just gonna let this old man disrespect your entire country like that ? Find that nigga It's an island for Christs sakes He can't hide forever lolYour police are literally unarmed bozos Just beat the fuck outta them and if they resist , bash their heads in until you get starmer in a choke hold lol
>>520565333>Might as well be trueYou only think that because of other articles, many of which are also fake, misleading or over exaggerated. You spotted this one since it was so obviously fake but there's many otherd which people should notice are off, but they don't.
>>520564805>frog in the blue shirtOther frogs are okay then?
>>520565056>horrors of being civilizedNah, this is the horror of commie jews.>in response to the train attackNah, this is a response to the response to the train attack. Keira it's making me and more enemies with this shit.
>>520564882Briranoids must be destroyed!The revenge of India!
>>520565006Do you have loicense post frogs with blue shirt?
Holy shit that is bad
>>520565531Saar
And nothing of value was lost. https://youtu.be/MWHPJ8hO-ZM?si=UqNV5uoke4y80sHl
My grandma was from Cornwall .She would say "Fuck em all and fuck their children , who cares about a bunch of orcs except other orcs "
>>520564805The sad part is I had to check if that wasn't real, that's how bad things are.
>>520564805You got a source on that apart from your arsehole ?
>>520565049Which one?
Someone walk up on this piece of shit with a blunderbuss or something holy fuck the incompetence When immigration forces (feds) came here we ran them off they haven't been back since
>>520565796That's how retarded you are more like.
>>520564805The fuck is going on over there.
>>520564805Our politicians are retarded but you bongs have been taking it to another level for several years now.
>>520564882It doesn't deserve to exist.
>>520564805Britain deserves to exist.Kikeish tyrants do not.
>>520565396The problem is there are too many Brits living in a different time period and don't even understand the level that things are rising to.
>>520564805>>520565323I honestly can't tell if satire or real.Some autistic Anon, kindly do the needful and fact check
>>520564805>the frog in the blue shirt
>>520564805lol
>>520564805Consider the following. A frog but not in the blue shirt. NOT LAW-BREAKING! I hope you uk cucks get literally destroyed.
>>520564805Can we get the frog ban here too? Also a jak ban too please.
fake news thread is the fastest /pol/ threadcrazy how bad this board is
Use the Royals to Arrest Stammer for treason against the crown and nation. If they don't boot the monarchy out.
Live in kafir society they said...
>>520566157Cope and seethe maga cuck
>>520564805If britbongs don’t accept death and slavery they are extremist radicals that must be put down. Sorry not sorry kid.
>>520566173>Fake and gay bro. trust me, a meme flaggot
>>520566173Spastics have zero thinking skills. They see something and believe it because they want to.
>>520565108THE TIME TO REVOLT IS NOW, FRENS
Finally the frog has been banned in Britain? But don’t worry, everyone we now have a much better alternative: the adorable and cute pink-haired girl
>>520566016>Britain deserves to existIs perhaps the gayest rallying cry I've ever heard. Not because the sentiment is bad but because it is just weak. The sentiment should be "it WILL exist" not "it should exist" etc. It is akin to begging when the tone should be defiance.
Fucking fight back already you pussies
>>520566173Scary thing is that Bongs have reached the point where this is actually a plausible story. I accepted it at face value straight away.
>>>520566157>Can we ban Yes We can ban you spics and mutts from American citizenship
>>520566239lol you retard niggers. There's nothing left to talk about. kikes are fucking cooked and we're all just shitposting waiting for the inflection point. Bullshit threads are the closest you get to old 4chan.Fuck kikes. Fuck niggers. Fuck faggots. Fuck trannies. Most of all fuck jannies.
>>520564805>helo, cucked department?
>>520566345I went looking and found equally absurd things on the BBC(UK) page. Literally half of them were articles about india and africa.
>>520564805The powers that be have a new system that has been in the development for decades now, ready to be rolled out in the coming years. It will operate in parallel starting sometime this year and by the next decade it will be fully operational as the Agenda 2030 goals are slowly being implemented.There will be no collapse, no violence, no uprising, no world war, no revolution, no killing of jews or politicians or other such fantasies. Instead there will be law & order, compliance and total surveillance until the very end. AI will be at the center of it all. The Great Reset is inevitable.
>>520564805Holy Fuck England is fucking COOKED.
>>520564805Old meme from 2013. Nothing has changed.
>>520564805>A frog in a blue shirt could get you prison timeClownworld
>>520565323The only solution is for you to form a mob and storm parliament with plastic sporks
>>520566315Seriously lol They gonna let the government put camera in their homes and bathroom at this point lmao Like how do you live like in an open air jail like the UK without going fucking insane from all the rules and policies they create out of thin air cause some politician got butthurt or trolled on twitterI personally think that any politician on Twitter is most likely a fucking idiot and loves attention no matter if it's negative or positive The queen is dead ffs Prince Andrew is a confirmed pedophile Come on dickheads Do something If the UK riots and revolts I promise it won't be long after that American cities look the same You just got a kick it off and never stop till your demands are met
>we made it illegal to post a picture of a frog in a blue shirt >Yes we will imprison you for that >My honest reaction
>>520565864There are so many
is this one of those weird traps where whether you say Britain does or does not deserve to exist you get in troubleGood job Winston
>>520565864
If the UK doesn't revolt by the weekend Consider your entire county cooked and served like a kids ass at Jimmy saviles house
pass me that shit lammy you quintuple nigger>*tokes*>*inhales*dammmnnnnn... this that authentic bubba kush straight from MI6
>>520564805>frog in blue shirtOur days of shitposting will soon come to an end anons.We vill not spread ze dangerous disinformation anymore.We vill integrate into ze New Society.We vill cooperate with ze Authority Sentries.And we VILL cease all our neeting activities indefinitely.>the Digital Services Act, which will force companies to crack down on hate speech, disinformation and other harmful material on their sites. It took effect on Aug. 25 2023 for the biggest platforms.It has actually already begun, the censorship has ramped up significantly across all the boards lately. It's over
>>520565049Hahaha sincerely if this is true then we have made pepe into he who cant be named hahahaha
>>520564901>>520564915>>520564928>>520564987>>520565056It's fake you idiots
>>520564805Hope you were stacking drones
>>520565323uhh im from jolly old England myself mate. Isle of man to be exact
>>520566909IT WAS REAL IN MY MIND(like the hall of cost).
>>520565019They stopped us having guns because they like zapping poor blond boys too much. Normally, that kind of behaviour leads to lead poisoning.
>>520565227this lol. i just spent too much time trying to verify. i forgive op not gonna let this effect the special relationship.
>>520564805Holy shit lol. Its now or never bongs. Stand up or die quietly.
>>520564805whats the frog in the blue shirt? any bongs care to update us on english memes?
>>520565684>>520565006
The frog in a blue shirt holding the st george floyd cross deserve to exist
>>520565108that fascist frog is like hecking Voldermort!!
>>520564966And who would take his place?Anglos have a talent for finding worse leaders.
>>520567207dont make them post it...they will be ruined.you know the frog with the thing ;)
>>520566423Government exercising long term control was always a boogeyman and, frankly, retarded. The systems of the modern world are way too delicate for it to ever have been a rational fear. Honestly the whole house of cards is laughably delicate. No one even really meaningfully understands the inner workings of it at this point. It is sensible to fear what they may do in our personal time-frames in the short term however.
>>520564805Fake and gay, but probably true
>>520564805Britain deserves to exist.. but the UK does not. The traitor kingdom must fall for Britannia to be free. Cast the crown into the fire. Germania tried to help you before, this is your fight now. The burgers have their own exorcism to perform.
>>520565323No. We tried, may times. You guys fucking suck, and I hope you burn in Hell.
anyone got the gif of keir boxing?
>>520565531Go eat some cowshit you filthy fuck
>>520564805while it is obviously fake, it would also not surprise me in the least if it was true
OP posts screenshots of obviously fake news every day. How new are you retards?
>>520564805>St. Georges cross (basically Englands flag)>extremist contentcome on, too obvious
>>520568367It's symbolic of the crusades and distresses migrants.
>>520567763>No one even really meaningfully understands the inner workings of it at this point.Coping goyim cattle.>I don't understand it therefore nobody doesYou will always be a worthless jewish golem and nothing you say will ever matter, obviously you won't do shit loser.
>>520568629Lol it is always very revealing when someone begins frothing at the mouth at the mere mention of the (indisputable) fact that the modern house of cards is destined for collapse. It is an eventuality not a possibility. You can profile a person entirely based on whether they view that eventuality as a good thing or a bad thing.
>>520568367anon look at the target audience. /pol/ is unironically retarded enough to fall for it and over half of them have
>>520564805Not the heckin frog in the blue shirt!
>>520565006Why don't you have a flag?
:/
>>520564882britain continuing to exist is the PMs only real job, all other duties depend on that. he should arrest himself for having his job.
Don't look back in anger, motherfucker!Or else!
>>520565323>>520564805OP is a trolling faggot, I checked and its all fake >>520564901>>520564944>>520565047>>520565053>>520565094>>520565470
>>520565075they should have terrified the jews like we did. the only reason why my country didn't kill them instead of sending them to america was because of a vatican petition.
It's a fair cop, 'guv.
>>520566354if you ban mutts from american citizenship, america will be empty.
It's funny that people believe this at first glance because how legit insane the UK government is.
>>520565006oy! you far right extremist! off to the starmer reeducation camp with you!
>>520564882What's grim? Your post is just *** after "say"
It is England's fault those Englanders got stabbed. Therefore Britain does not deserve to exist.
>>520564805In all seriousnessWhy don't of you all drone strike this fool?
i love the frog HE IS FUNNY
Just get a loincense for wrong thinking my lads.
>>520566376https://youtu.be/xhe9kRCySxM
>>5205648825 years jail for saying it only a slap on the wrist for murder. seems cheaper penalty wise to just shoot starmer
>frog in blue shirt>5 yearswhat level of tyranny is this?
>>520571111Checked, and based fren
>>520564805LolSlaves in your own country. You're less than a decade from native brit girls being legally required to get knocked up by invading shitskins, and the men to be castrated.But I'm sure vooting will fix it lol.
>>520564944It's not. UK isn't Russia.
>>520570879I am absolutely surprised no one has copycatted the Ukrainian war fiber optic drones. Fiber drone + IED seems to be something that can't be defended against at all, but no one has used one yet.Is it just a side effect of terrorists being impulsive retards, and people who could figure it out, aren't prone to violent outbursts?
>Just shoot him in his fucking headDrrrrrrrrrrReeeeeeFaggots
>>520565042to be fair, this is a likely reaction in bongland because they are that fucked up
Let this be a lesson.
>>520566909>>520569641>what is satire
>>520564805>the frog in the blue shirt.WutDid the UK just up my Pepe portfolio value
>>520571819this isn't /satire/why are the jennies refusing to delete these threads
Internet access should only be granted to anyone over 105 IQ. Anyone with less, should rot in their living room seething about their banned X and Facebook account with 2k zogbbots and retards
>it's fake4chan can't be banned in the UK fast enough
>>520564805SONIC’S ARMS ARE NOT- wait the frog in a blue shirt?
>>520566909for now, at least.
here is you St Jalaluddin's crescent goy. now back to work. inshallah.
>>520564901>it can't be that badunfortunately, it's true
>>520572015
>>520564805No link. Fake.
>>520564805Is that fascism?Also what’s this?>frog in the blue shirt
>>520564805>Or the frog in the blue shirtThis Pepe hate will not stand.
>>520569706and now your country is poor.
>>520571913
>>520564805fake and gay. retards post this sort of shit every couple days
>>520564805Brits you fags need your own French Revolution
>>520565019>at least France put up a fight
>the frog in the blue shirt
>>520564805I don't want "breaking" no more. I want "mending" instead.
>>520564805Fake and gay agitprop
>immigrants that politicians forced on you are kill you>make it illegal to say your country deserves to existwhy do we tolerate these servants of satan?
>>520565042> Hurr durr... saar, nu/pol/ saar!> Saar! I make /pol/ civil war by using fake wokie term, saar!> I do divide & conquer, saar>::head bobbling::This shit didn't work in late 2016/early 2017 when it began. It didn't work by jan 2021. It hasn't worked since it restarted in nov 2024. Why are shills so retarded, to keep attempting a failed forced shill agenda?
>>520565323>Burger bros you have to do somethingHow, aren't we all obese uncultured mutts to you bongs?Go fuck yourself, I hope your daughter gets raped by pakis and you get 5 to 10 for complaining.
>>520564805
>>520565323Sauron's forces have overrun our cities. We're on the precipice of exodus. Headed north to Mirkwood
>>520564805Is this real?You cant post the flag of your country?
>>520564882>its okay to be whiteIts why ive said the its okay to be white campaign is done. Mission accomplished. The whole point was to get leftists to say "its not okay to be white" which they now say constantly Jerb well done lads
>>520564805...good.
>>520564805> Pepe is literally illegal in the UK> a meme> literally protected as freedom of artistic expressionI don't think even Germany would go to that length. And I don't think this government understands the Streisand effect (picrel)
I mean, in 2025 I learned that I can be fined up to 10.000 Euros for killing a wasp in Austria, nothing surprises me anymore.Its not even about how these laws are in practice. its the bizarre legal framework thats concerning.
Can somebody cut out this>>520576534pepe and stick him on this picture?>>520564805That'd be kinda hilarious
>>520564805Fake but will probably be true soon
>>520576797Uhh it's already true to a major degree, people are goin to prison ova nawsty tweetf innit
>>520564805kek funny headline
>>520564805OH HOW THE CROWN HAS FALLEN AND SHATTERED INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES! RIP UK
WTF is going on with the UK? It's like the last 25 years they're sliding into insano world. How the fuck is this possible? Most importantly, why the fuck are the British people allowing this to happen?
>>520576640>can be fined up to 10.000 Euros for killing a wasp in Austriathat's shockingI'm pretty sure here they pay nigs to kill WASPs
>>520564805>it's illegal to say "Britain deserves to exist" in BritainThe English are entirely unserious people. A nation of herbivores.
>>520564805Because /pol/tards are actually retarded and won't look any further than a clearly edited screenshot, here's the real one:https://x.com/BBCNews/status/1985663444524155195
>>520565323Bruh... At first I lol'd, but than a bad feeling hit my stomach. Real britbongs need to pay him a visit... He has an address, you know? But they will do fuckin' nothing
>>520565323Start sharpening sticks and long pieces of metal, and then stab your way to Keir, you might even be able to find some guns on the way. You have to take the initiative here, Britanons; your government is obviously hellbent on killing you so start killing them first. Do it in a big group, they are plenty of people who will join with you.
>>520570785Stop posting here retard
>>520564805>frog in a blue shirtabsolute anglo humiliation ritual
>>520565042Nu/pol/ was much better than thisThis is ju/pol/ where it’s always September because October 7th was not okay…
>>520575471Hold your ground corporal or you will be surely quartered
>>520564805WE VILL IMPRISON YOU FOR POSTING PEPE ONLINE 4C_UCKS !!!
>>520566909Mass immigration and rage gangs are real, which is plenty of reason to give Keir the Gaddafi treatment.
YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT FROG IN A BLUE SHIRT?
>>520564805>>520564915Fake and gay.
THE FROG IN THE BLUE SHIRThow about a suit?
>>520564805I hate frogposters, but what is this supposed to accomplish when Britain still lets Pakis run roughshod over it? They do know Muslims are right wing as a rule, right?
>>520564805Lawl! Why do you people do this to yourselves?? Stop voting for these fucks!
>>520564805Don't give the cunt ideas please.>>520564901Its fake...but pic related is not.
>>520564805kill yourself
>>520578906Irony is no one did for legitimate reasons, it was literally just "anyone but the Tories" and thats the sole reason people did it, funny thing is the Tories were actually right about Labours intentions and no one listened. They won less than 19% of national vote, less overal votes than previous election with Corbyn but FPTP and low turnout means they got a "landslide", no one likes them and they're officially finished in about 20 days time when they raise income tax.Now polls are showing Reform would have total majority with over 36% of national vote and 447 seats out of 650, if it was held today.The establishment are panicking and there is talk that the Uni-party(all the main parties) will work together to prevent Farage getting in via tactical voting and pacts and are desperately clinging on trying not to be forced into an early election before August 2029. The idea of Trump and Farage being in office at the same time is a nightmare for them. Farage believes we'll have a GE by 2027.They're not scared of him as he's a civic nationalist liberal, they're scared of someone rising up after him and actually being a genuine nationalist with a militant and revanchist mindset using Reform as the springboard for a genuine British Hitler(based).
>>520564805>>520564882So this isn't a joke? What's the original tweet, surely this is just a hilarious 4chang edit right?
>>520564805Feels bad man.
>>520578961Do you have a licensed LOICENSE for that herd mentality?
>>520564805the sad thing about this post is that I can't tell if it is just a troll or a troll that is unironically foreshadowing what is to come.I keep telling you bongfags, when you've finally had enough, America stands ready to liberate the independent nations of Britain, Ireland, and Scotland.#FREEUK
>>520571511elbows up brother leaf
>>520578525If we don't keep moving we'll be surrounded by Orc
>>520568345to give /pol/ some credit, i assume many of them know it could be fake (it is) but want to respond to this thread as if it was real anyways because it's more fun or they want to say something on the topic. i know i do that sometimes.or they're botsor they're fucking retardedor we have more boomers here than we thought
>>520566423>FBI bot keeps posting their anathema postlmao
damn, now I can only post my shirtless pepes...
fake tweetgay thread
>>520566423its never too late to kill a jew and live in his mansion off the infinite supply of gibs stipened onto the cards in his walletbut you are right, theres no white horse riding hero coming to save you. if you cannot save yourself, you do not deserve to be saved. thats why there are no "good guys", there are only those who will do whatever it takes to survive and wish to avoid the fate of the common man. the future lies with jewing the jews.jewish philosophy - an eye for an eyechristian (jewish) philosophy - spread the other cheekgreek philosophy - an eye for two eyes / "pay him back double"just tap into your primordial self, override the jewish brainwashing and societal conditions, be smarter than the jews, reward yourself. crime is the future.