It's over guys, Reddit has had enough!
>>520572349good acceleratecreative destruction always winsinvisible hands typed this post
>>520572473>>520572349fuck off faggot, if we wanted reddit we'd go to
>>520572349A chainsaw would suck at cutting butter. The teeth are too large, it's a fat; just heat up a knife. The chainsaw would spew a deluge of butterflakes and contaminate almost all of it with basically zero benefits when compared to any other method. They are oiled and lubricated. Do not cut butter with a chainsaw.
>>520572349I agree everything with the redditor, but I only voted for Trump to piss him offhee hee
>>520572519accelerate into the wall baby!! creative destructionwhat wonders await us?
>>520572349Eh post reads too much like aiSafe swearing is like safe horny or whatever zoomers are calling that shit
>>520572349I'm sure these pussies will do something about it soon.>>520572519We aren't pro-establishment here, kikel. Whatever puppet you're about to shill, shove them deep, DEEP into your ass.
>>520572349mid wit
>>520572349Hate Reddit libs and maga too
>>520572698that was my first thought, my second thought is this is how super low iq/low status leftists try to get laid
>>520572605The only reason I voted for Trump is to see people get mad lmao
>>520572349Not my problem.
>>520572349>Listen up people I'm going to insult immediately and won't ever read this!Imagine being so hateful that you'd type a wall of text at an audience that doesn't exist.
>wowclassicboomkinzThis individual isnt grounded in reality. I bet he even intervated himself during raids. Disgusting
>>520572982My favorite part, imagine how bad you must be as the previous administration if people voted for someone who is thay transparent with what you dislike. Megatcognition? Impossible, surely they're all this stereotype I imagine and would not tolerate in any other aspect.
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>>520572349Who the fuck does he think he's addressing? There's no more MAGA Redditors, they intentionally drove them away or banned them, he's talking to nobody farming karma and uppys and gold. Reddit is just Facebook with pseudonyms.
>>520572349>obvious AI writingthese people can't even fake their own outrage anymore
>>520572349Won't someone please think of the poor innocent Norms? Trump is genociding the Norms.
Oh man, look how much cursing they are doing! They must be serious!Why do millennials think cursing adds credence to their argument rather than just make them look like children using a new word they learned?
>>520572349>This fat faggot retard nigger that plays WORLD OF WARCRAFT in 2025 has his finger on the pulse of AmericaFuck offThe only pulse he has his finger on is his tranny dad's cock
>>520572349Four more years!
There’s still too much confidence in the left. I want them beaten down and desperate.
>>520572349>classic wow>moonkinthis fucking retard i swear to god...
>>520572349Reddit is better than this website by miles. The upvote system lets you see the best content first and filters out the rest.Plus Reddit lets you sort comments by popularity, that way I'm always guaranteed to see nothing but the best content, as chosen by the community.Here's it's just "first come first serve" like some disgusting rural cafeteria. I want my web content catered and curated, thank you very much. 4chan is just an endless stream of shit by comparison. You probably all come here because you're failed Redditors who couldn't get any upvotes with their r*cist trash content. As we speak I have 3 different Reddit threads on the front page of their respective boards, bringing me many hundreds of upvotes each hour. Feels good to be a successful Redditor and not an outcast like you bunch of chuds.Reddit will go down in history as the website that was right whilst 4chan will go down in history as the website that was wrong.Reddit will be glorified by the sands of time whilst you are burried in them.Redditors will be hailed as heroes "for being on the right side of history" whilst you will be maligned as villains for being on the wrong side of it, as you always were.Confederates lost to the Union.Nazis lost to the allies.4chan lost to the Reddit.
>>520572560I think that's the point he was making.A hot knife would slice butter perfectly.A chainsaw would just destroy butter.Going through civil rights with a knife would mean a reasonable approach the question.Going through civil rights with a chainsaw shows there is no regards for anything but their total destruction.
>>520572349Is this due to the SNAP thing?Redditors simp hard for jobless graduates in gender studies so that may have triggered it
>>520572349Imagine having literally nothing better to do than sit on your ass and type out all that garbage and then post it to plebbit
>>520572349>hes a walking middle finger to decencyYes because decency to you means no white men.
>>520573660Then go there and stay there, faggot
>>520573660but you're vaccinated and will never be a woman, so are you really winning?
>>520573660>Catered and curatedMuh web content...lol
>>520573824You're giving him too much credit. If he said gutted LIKE a chainsaw through butter, I'd buy it. But faster than? He just said "chainsaw cut fast" and was mixing his metaphors for hyperbole given the rest of the post. No, chainsaws dont cut fast, they reduce the labour of sawing through wood, and depending on the size and density, may cut slowly unless you have some ungodly lumberjack grade huskavarna. Katana cuts fast. Chef knife cuts fast. Chainsaw would get absolutely fucked, clogged, and do a bad job through any sufficient amount of butter where using one would be reasonable.
Has anyone actually seen grocery prices go up? Fr feels like liberal cope. I can't think of anything I buy that's more expensive because of tarriffs.
>>520574295And that metaphor is kind of spot on. I may need to recalibrate...
>>520572349least unhinged reddit melty
>>520572349i'm sure the "advisors" and "consultants" will change course w someone else in charge
>>520572349No one likes Trump, EXCEPT for people who want him to hurt other people.That's it.That's the whole thing.
sorry, just gotta vent here and idk man, every time this person talks it’s just vibes and no substance. like, where are the actual plans? where’s the proof that anything they’re promising isn’t just another campaign-season fanfic? it’s all “we’re gonna fix everything” with zero follow-up. feels like we’re being sold the political version of a wish.com product.and the speeches? bro, they sound like a mashup of every generic slogan from the past decade. it’s like someone fed their PR team a steady diet of buzzwords and told them to freestyle. “unity,” “freedom,” “change,” “for the people” okay cool, but what’s your actual plan for rent, healthcare, climate, or literally anything?the wild part is how confidently they say it all too. like, the charisma is there, i’ll give them that. they could probably sell water to a fish. but once you scratch past the surface, it’s all glitter and no gold. i swear half of their “new ideas” are just rebranded stuff that didn’t work five years ago.and don’t even get me started on the online fanbase. it’s like a cult of personality. you say one mildly critical thing and suddenly you’re the villain of the week. we can’t even talk about politics like grown adults anymore without people acting like you insulted their favorite K-pop group.honestly, i just want someone who’s real. not a walking campaign poster, not a clout chaser, not a “look at me being relatable” machine. just a human who actually listens, understands, and acts on stuff that matters. the bar is literally underground at this point anyone else feel like every election season is just the same playlist with a new album cover?
>>520572349if i cared i would point out the blatant stupidity and glaring hypocrisy in every single sentence of that post. but i don't, so instead i will just laugh at them, and thank god i was not born retarded.
>>520572349>Donald.>Fucking.>Trump.
>>520572349>he’s not a presidentHe’s still your president!
>>520572349I voted for this
>>520572349>never mind what i'm saying look at my witty try hard totally funny creative writing
>>520572349Every time I have had enough of Trump's bullshit, I'll see something like this and my distaste for him fades and I like him a bit more. At least he's still doing a few things right.
>>520573660What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Redditor? I’ll have you know I am the top troll and meme creator on /pol/, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on communist shill threads, and I have over 3000 confirmed shitposts. I am trained in making NPCs commit suicide, and I’m the top shill counter-troll in this entire board. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, Plebittor. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Aussie shitposters across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, faggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your post. You’re fucking seething, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can troll you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Pepe memes. Not only am I extensively trained in derailing faggot threads, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Kekistan, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>520573660Goooo Reddit!!! We did it guys (sorry for the non-inclusive language, I'm just too dang excited!), we are raiding 4chan!! What are you MAGA MAGGOTS going to do???
Smallpox blankets were a myth
>>520574324I mean are you retarded or a shill because this one is painfully real for everybody unless you're some kind of billionaire niggerlover who doesn't know the difference between $10 and $100.
>>520572349It's true though. Trump is the most evil shitbag gentile that has ever existed. He's worse than FDR even.
plebbit is full of retards
>maggot>fuckwit>shit stain>moronic>chainsaw through butterban anyone above the age of 50 from discourse, pls
>>520572349Pretty sure that smallpox blanket shit happened before the United States were even established. You're really gonna complain about that instead of slavery? That's probably just the most recent "America bad" talking point this NPC saw on Bluesky. I honestly feel a little bad for these guys, I feel like they have very little self esteem or identity and so they want to fit in with something; they learn the reddit left wing talking points to parrot and just regurgitate them so they can get other losers to kiss their ass and make themselves feel better. All this Internet shit was a lot more fun before people started taking it super serious and using it as a crutch and a shortcut to developing their entire personality.
>>520573660>confederates (democrats) lost>nazis (national socialists) lost>communists (bolshevik jews) lostI'm fine with all of the above losing
>>520572473>Smallpox blanketsHe literally chose something that didn't actually happen, lol.
>>520572349the only bad thing trump has done so far was stopping the israel palestine war
>>520572698>Safe swearing is like safe horny or whatever zoomers are calling that shitLol what the fuck? Thank God I don't do social media, every Twitter link in click on remind me of why I despise normies
>>520578092No, it didn't happen at all.Somebody in some letter - before they even knew about how smallpox is even transmitted - wrote to a buddy about how awful the natives were, and how he wished he could just give them the blankets from the sick and dying.They didn't even know at the time whether that was a way to spread smallpox.And some historian found it and was like "They CLEARLY were plotting to do this".However, there was ZERO chance anyone back then would willingly spread such a disease, especially since it was communicable between natives and whites.It was some random dude's angry letter to a buddy, and they've turned it into a historical event.
>>520574994You didn't vote for anything, Pedro
>>520572349I can't take these posts seriously when Biden did all the same shit and no one said anything.Stop caring about politics. It's just a bunch of rich people jacking each other off and they'd murder you if you could actually interfere.
goyim gonna goy
>>520572519How come his comment cut off? This soon after spookyween I worry something might have hap
>>520580730He must have mentioned candle jack in another post. It’s the only thing that could explain it. Also I agree, Reddit is for faggots and OP should go back there. I’m tired of these low effort slop posts which d
>>520572982>Implying that it wasn't OP who wrote that so he could show it here and harvest (You's) for rage bait to show his mtf "girlfriend" how he's fighting the ray rays.>>520573212They trained ai's on retarded redditoid speak so it's basically impossible to tell the difference anymore.
>>520573660I just downvoted your comment.FAQWhat does this mean?The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one.Why did you do this?There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:Rudeness towards other Redditors, Spreading incorrect information, Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s. Am I banned from the Reddit?No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.I don’t believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.How can I prevent this from happening in the future?Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.
>>520572349>slovenian flag>american redblue slopYup, it's a pajeet thread
>>520574295>lumberjack grade huskavarnaMy previous work had one that thing was a chainsaw ninja sword went through an agave in like 3 seconds.
>>520578092Germ theory wasn't until 1861. People in the 1700s probably thought it was spooky ghosts or God or something.>We burned white women for being witches because we're backwards retards>But we totally understand smallpox because we're very smart white people take that nativesIt's painful to try and put yourself in the warped state these people spend every moment in.
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>>520572349reddit fags really think they're gona huff and puff and suddenly everyone will hate trump like they hated bush
They won't do shit. They need to kill themselves to make the world a better place.
>>520583311Those people have to /pol/acks larping as limp wrist faggots, nobody with such severe brain damage could type on a keyboard
>>520584442the one min timestamp and the fact that i downloaded it from 4chan tells me youre rightstill funny
>>520572349>smallpox blankets>a bad thing kek
>>520587978>getting cucked by The Donkekhow many of you albino niggers got tear-gassed and flashbanged for defending beaners?
>>520572349reddit can blow it out thier ass
>>520572349This sort of stuff is something you’re supposed to grow out of by the end of high school. Everyone has an opinion and no one cares.
>>520589288>This sort of stuff is something you’re supposed to grow out of by the end of high school.They cling to that highschool mindset anon. That's where the age gap hysteria comes from, they still see it as seniors dating sophomores or college students dating seniors (2 18+ adults), it's a high school mentality. They never left.
>>520572349>wowclassicboomkinzIf he had a job the SNAP delay would not have triggered this derangement
