uh oh ofcom on a melty again>Crime network behind UK mini-marts is enabling migrants to work illegally, BBC findshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0mx99ple17o>Oldest victim of Post Office scandal, 92, receives final payouthttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c74jvd0drvvo>Mortgages and AI to be added to the curriculum in English schoolshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cddr3v6j9mmo>LED mask ads banned over acne and rosacea claimshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2l8jldvjno
First.
just want pack of fucking spastics poster back
>>520658367troop of fucking scopeys
>>520658288yet it'll be the worst post in the thread. ironic
>>520658457Thanks for the approval rating chum
>>520658367he was a good ladhim and up me arse anon
Lammy knew when he refused to answer five times.He's just had to admit it .. kek
ANOTHER “ACCIDENTAL” releaseDon’t pay attention
If rhyme was a drug I’d sell it by the gram.
Can't wait to leave great shitain before the balkan scenario materialises.good luck in the collapse lads!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igzds_zEsFE&listthat's done my fucking head in
Warning! Gary Stevenson fans may be active in this thread.
>Abdul & Sons Barbers>Raving knife wielding nigger free
>>520658652going to the recruiment lady in my gmail like oliver twist with a pan
Another day another time the Paddy sense has gone off
I may not have ever been able to get a job, woman or move out of my parents house- but i sure can tell you how to run a country or massive organisation or even your own life. And all from the comfort of my government funded gaming chair.
>>520658588https://youtu.be/iyxm8cjMSCo
>>520658630You should go to the actual Balkans. (Seriously.. it's a nice part of the world if you can sort out an income)
>>520658760it's not even a thing, someone could have been a spastic their whole life and suddenly be prime minister of italyit's not even a thing
>>520658664>it's the ineekkwality ain't it bruv, cuz, matefucking spastic
>commit one thought crime>pc gets searched>any video/pic with a woman getting anything near her neck adds 6 monthsHow long you going away for? For me it's 400 years
>>520658760He'd still do a better job
Starmzy was out of the loop
>reply in a week or we'll can youlike i haven't been on the hook for 3 months of my human life
>>520658588>Sky News understands the prisoner was serving time for trespass with an intent to steal but has previously committed sexual offences.Another rapist let out on purpose.
>>520658551I liked you will never have a family anon
>>520658910Too busy cutting half time oranges
Genuinely why are boomers like this?Like what is the psychological reason for them hating their own race and doing all they can to humiliate and fuck over young White Men?
>>520658664it will probably be his balding assistant Owen.
Tuck it inYou fucking WinoCrème anglaiseNo worriesIt is worriesCapital gains twat
>>520658671>at some point the Common Travel Area and Immigration Act regarding the Irish will have to be rewritten or scrapped. in 1920 when it was written, all the Irish were British. now, at least 20% of the "Irish" are immigrants and have the right to be in the UK no questions asked. Even if it didn't allow "Irish" wogs into the country I'd still support the CTA being thrown out. I don't want the Irish here at all. Fucking sick of them, and their cuntish descendants.>picrel being the worst offender.What's makes her the worst offender lmao? I know she isn't funny, despite being a comedian.
don't think im gonna turn my social life around. might become a gamer
>PULL UP BENCHOD
>>520659114>piglets?
>>520659074>Genuinely why are boomers like this?>Like what is the psychological reason for them hating their own race and doing all they can to humiliate and fuck over young White Men?You know why.
>>520658581>Lammy knew when he refused to answer five times.QRD?
>>520658202> ofcom cant do shitNOT TRUE anon I have it on good authority they can cope, seethe and dilate with great authority and precision.
>>520659092kek
that's done my fucking head in and if i think about it too much i'll get arrested for committing crimes like smashing their office windows
>>520659110what have you been doing all this time if you aren't a gamer?
>>520659074Also:>Account created 11 Dec 2008 (6,173 days ago)>335,392 tweets>335,392 / 6,173 = 54.3320913656~54 tweets per day, every day, for nearly 17 years.
saint elsa pray for mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0MK7qz13bU&lis
>>520658872>>pc gets searchedOnly nonces own a pc m9
>>520659097We've had problems for ages with how the Free State is regarded, and it's unlikely to change anytime soon. Nobody mainstream seemingly wants to touch the GFA (although feniananon does say that it's a taig goal) and especially not with America still being the dominant power.
>>520659263>that's done my fucking head in
Genuinely pleasant horseradishy flavour.
>>520659207It really is every single time isn't it?
>>520659307>~54 tweets per day, every day, for nearly 17 years.Joshian
>>520659097>picrel being the worst offender.
>>520659362I rate the prawn cocktail ones though I haven't had them since last Christmas
>>520659355aren't these numbers just fucking fake thoughwhat are the actual numbers
>>520659325>We've had problems
Anyone know Terry Christian's address? Asking for a friend.https://xcancel.com/terrychristian/status/1986068126908162380
>>520659097i just don't like her and she used her irish granny to get a irish passport and then be in england. she is far from the worst offender in reality, she is just a bit of a twat. but on a serious note, irish passports are easy to get if you live in ireland for several years and then you can legally live and work in the UK forever, so it is a backdoor for lots of actual undesirables. and that is ignoring the fact you can travel to ireland easily, cross to northern ireland without anyone knowing and check and then just get to mainland britain with no check and stay illegally. at most you might have to show some ID at the ferry, but this is very unlucky if you are asked to do this.
>>520659307>54 tweets per day, every day, for nearly 17 yearswtf, how is that even possible
might join the danny tommo military junta
>>520659221>inept prison service accidentally releases another criminal early>news gets leaked to Tories >Tory boy grills Lammy at PMQ's>Lammy refuses to answer a specific question about any further prisoner fuck ups five time>Lammy has now admitted he knew about it>Starmer's lads are saying Starmer knew nothing
>>520659449>what are the actual numbers
>>520659446is he irish?
Swear down mandem im keepin it 100. Man copped way too much stock innit. More than man can shift. So now man gotta flog these illegal straps at a mad loss still. Who on buyin dat illegal firearm? If you need dat illegal stick i will drop my signal. Man got bare variety of illegal tings any type you need. Help a fellow driller out man got bare bills still
>>520659414all tightknit little fuckers around here lad. I can literally see the m*sque they go to from my window right now. makes me SICK.
>>520659530That man never ceases to amaze me at his levels of Manc prickery.
>>520659547He claims to be half Irish, I don't know what his other half is.
>>520659651kek
>>520659530>the myth of "celtic" masculinity
>>520659490You realise this cunt is making thousands off of engagement farming you retards right?
>>520659651half irish, half uncut pure shabbos
>>520659752I don't think that's his aim here, I doubt money is a particular concern for himAs demonstrated here >>520659307 I think he is a true believer and genuinely hates White Men, especially Anglo-Saxon Men.This is all genuine. He fucking hates us and wants us dead.
playing destiny 2 while wearing my excellent anti bluelight glasses
>>520659550>I can literally see the m*sque they go to from my window right now.why do you censor the word mosque, newfag
i need to stop baiting doing crimes and commit crimes
>>520659307Deranged.
>>520659316What do u use smart guy?
>>520659651>>520659547>>520659446
>>520658202thepiratebay.org was banned years and years ago wtf offcum must be owed billions
>terry christianThe word was the fucking worst tv show ever. The precursor to every reality show populated by blue suit neck tat deanos and their rubber lipped orange flangepieces.
>>520659380>It really is every single time isn't it?Yes, anon.
>>520659448Will have to give em a bash
>>520659092>Crème anglaise* slang for spunk
>>520660155when the sweaty walls are banging i don't fuck with family planninghttps://youtu.be/_3T8KznhThQ?t=50
>>520660041
>>520658588Why aren't the government fast tracking digital ID to prevent this! It's becoming a national emergency!
>>520659380Yeah - fuck those guys
Don't worry lads, the sex offender accidentally released from prison is a migrant, not an asylum seeker!
>bike noncekek
>>520658588Very dangerous night Bonfire night, lots of accidental fires. But it's a good time to let brown rapists out, everyone wont give a shit as it's bonfire night! wheeeeee!
>>520660258She's so ugly it's unreal.
>>520660228looks so chadly / but smashes very badlybutton up and khakis / leaves my pussy sadlyhttps://youtu.be/7GReUVSnH_A?t=38
>>520660228Er yeah - Chikin fried rice, king prawns, Oh and prawn crackers please - and a can of diet coke cheers pet.
>>520660354They know all our dogs are hiding under the bed.
>Second migrant sex offender was accidentally released from prison a WEEK ago... and police have only just been told: Manhunt for Algerian convict freed from Wandsworth by mistakeNOT AGAIN
>>520660337Aren't migrants just aslyum seekers that have had they'd claims processed? Nonetheless the terms are ubiquitous. Deport all forens.
>What kind of Algerian are you?
>>520660349does libel law have a Bants Clause? how do they decide what is just talking shit and what is libel or slander? bike nonce isn't actually implying he fucks kids and i don't think it would pass the Reasonable Man test if that is even a thing.
>>520659307>I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok!(he's probably gay)
>>520660411don't i'm so fucking hungry i've only eaten peach toast in like 3 days
>>520660473the French kind
>>520660520Stuck in your gaming chair or skint?
>>520660349kek
>>520660337So it happened AGAIN
>>520660609skint
>>520659957Please blud help a driller out. Man got bare stock to move still. Swear down you will never get a better price on an illegal tumtum. Man got all you need. 556, 243, 3006, skeng tings, glock switch. Please tell me you wanna buy a illegal ting and man will hook you up family type shit
>>520660480>Mr Barton had made on X that likened Ms Aluko and Ms Ward to the "Fred and Rose West of football commentary"He's a fucker .. keke
>>520660686Not even some dodgy pasta at the back of the cupboard? Cereal, tinned shite??
>>520660722yooo my slime
>>520660400a daring synthesis
>>520660337I actually saw him.But can't give any details about height , hair colour, race, skin colour of what he was wearing.Can I have a BAFTA award now?
>>520660796i'm fine i've got peach toast
>>520660777Aluko is scum tbf
>>520658680
>>520660856OK then
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15260577/Driver-ploughs-crowd-people-French-holiday-island-injuring-10-shouting-Allahu-Akbar.htmlThey really go a bit extra funny when the winter starts to set in. Head on a swivel at the Christmas markets..
>>520660958nigs chimp during the summer, muzzies chimp during the winter, if you're a nig muzzie then it's just 365 chimping
>>520659930why would I give a place of idol worship its real name thus giving it legitimacy?kys newfag pakiposter
>>520660958>Police are also examining whether the suspect may have been suffering from mental health problems.that is not an excuse or justification. he is a killer.
>>520661034>ALWAYS BE CHIMPNIG
>>520661034When do whites chimp?
So when is Ofcom meant to be shutting down 4chan or whatever? Or has that already happened?
>>520660818Now were talking senpai. You gonna be the terror of the block still. What illegal mac you tryna cop?
>>5206611351939-1945
still creasing at him asking if lungs grow back
>>520661210We had a moment back in '82
>>520661118Drugs and alcohol and a fanatical devotion to Allah will ensure he doesn't face anything close to the deserved public Martyrdom.
>>52066114513th is the due date for the fine, at which point it's a whacha gonna do about? situation..
>>520661162 just a bit of grub my drilla wanna know like what your prices are saying
>>520661316>Argies >White
>>520658664Just tax the rich innit bruv
>>520661145They need 2 years and millions of pounds to come up with a solution as they didn't expect any website to say no.
>>520661403Reeves implemented her exit tax we predicted yet?
B & M keyboard unsurprisingly feels like shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdLit1XAu44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TfoRTV1D1w&list
>David Lammy has provoked widespread fury after taking a poppy from a decorated RAF war hero to spare his blushes after apparently forgetting to wear one during PMQs. The bungling Justice Secretary, who was filling in for Keir Starmer, started the session by making a sombre Remembrance tributeWhat did niggers do during the two great wars?
>>520661630looks like a dollar store checkout shelf find
It's not decadent to eat clarse scran and become a millionaire
>>520661785That's exactly what it was
>>520661772>Lammy making a mockery of one of our biggest humiliation ritualswtf? I love the dumb nigger now!
>>520661825The only good thing on there is the smiths
https://youtu.be/MWO5B-IO1D8?t=271
rabbit how do i fix a dripping tap gf is chewing my head off about it and it needs to get resolved
>>520661899What about Mozzer?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFDzQD-LR80
>>520660349>Joey BartonI listened to a few of his videos on Youtube. He's surprisingly based.
>>520661548>we
>The British Prison Service has announced it will keep releasing third world criminal at regular intervals until the public learns to stop being heckin chuds
>>520661548Soon...
>>520661368Blud only the best for brinnies. Man got a skeng ting for 2 bands but ill let it go for just one band to make rent. Once in a lifetime. You know you want it still. Just say you wanna buy an illegal firearm and well do this
>>520661946Yurtcorehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F8WonjlKg70&
>>520661772>What did niggers do during the two great wars?Preparing to rebuild Britain.
>>520662395>le being hive mindRedditification.
>>520662421Fucking called it>tax de richGreat, picrel happens, now what? Socialism needs fences to keep people in.
>>520662120Replace the fucking washer you dimwit. Watch a YouTube on how to. It costs fuck all and will probably take you an hour because you're a woman type. Would take me 5m.
>>520662432This yoot is funny still
>>520662575I thought they built it initially? That they were here from the start.
>>520662825i did that before but now it's both hot and cold that are drippingmight just kick it and see if that helps
>>520662825You know your way around a gland, do you?
>>520658202>mini-martsMONTGOMERYFLEA MARKET
What is it with these Johnny come latelys saying* Whitechapel has fallen. Whitechapel is not English anymore " erm yeah for over 40 years at least. My family fled to essex when we were among the final English people on our road. No one gave a shit. Look at this old episode of crimewatch from 1988 around the time we moved . Demographically Its basically the same as it is today. How are people only waking up to this?? https://youtu.be/Rjiw_t39Ic8?si=91LsDVmQ9HTr70YA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKve039jhjw
>>520662940>Basic household maintenance >Somehow gayThat's a stretch lad. Almost as stretched as your mum.
>>520663136kek
>>520660190What's really amusing is is Muslims got control guys like him would fly off a roof. Nothing of value would be lost.
>>520661403Oi jus wanna tell ya ow loaded I am. Top broker, innit. Did I mention wot a rich bastard I am? But oi don't show off about it, do I?
>>520660258You could hit that thing with a bat and I doubt it would be any uglier.
>Britain but every single action undertaken by a public servant is accompanied by the Benny Hill theme music.
>>520663136She’s a slack bitch for sure.
>>520659651Tommy will go down as one of the biggest traitors to white people.
>>520662120Shut the water off (screw valve on the tap pipe), replace the washer.
>>520663307He looks like a monkey in people clothes. I can't take him seriously
>>520658202>>520654727Only if it is spent correctly, which it isn't. Additionally above 32.3% (the peak of the Laffer curve) receipts start to go down. Not to mention growth and productivity. What you described is Keynesian economics which is why the country went bankrupt twice with labour in power (most notably 1975 going to the IMF for a bailout).>>520654649There is a fix but it means Reform needs a big majority.>Cut all income taxes, increase their starting points and band them to 20%, 25%, 30%>Abolish the additional rate completely>Abolish tapering of the tax-free allowance>Reduce VAT to 15%>Reduce NI contributions to 10%>Reduce corporation tax to 20%, dividend tax at a flat 10%>Cut all PIPs, social benefits, out of work benefits, and universal credit drastically>Leave the ECHR>Deport 1.1m illegals>Hire 50,000 police officers>Increase defence spending to 5% of GDP>Retroactively revoke the right to abode or citizenship for anyone who has arrived by illegal means irrespective of when, and immediately deport; they can apply from out of country for reinstatement>Investigate every hotel owner, judge, NGO, barrister, journalist who supported illegals coming in, for links to terrorist funding and money laundering>Investigate every single mosque and place them all on the terror watch list indefinitely
>>520662904Careful, you'll cause a segfault.
>>520663493Or we just deport all bames and everything gets fixed overnight
>>520661825>FC St Pauliis this fashionable among global pinkos now? has it become the club to signal you are a pansy uberliberal? strange how that spread of out germany.
it's the city that makes you a cunt rather than the other way around
>>520663436And there's an endless supply of posed photos of him looking even more like a cunt than he does naturally
>>520661772ooogabooga
>>520663407Also, depending on how hard the water is in his area - descale first with citric acid or scouring pad.
>>520662905depends on what type of tap you have. i don't know the name of the bit, but there is a thing inside it. looked at a pic, the ceramic disc cartridge. if you have that tap. it gets misaligned and doesn't shut off. you can buy a new one for a few quid.
>>520662421hmm>five quid to get in, 20 quid to get out
>>520663808i'll try it
Surely it would make sense to release a picture of the wanted man mistakenly released from prison so the public can aid his recapture?
>>520658664He's always looks like he gambled on a fart on a bus, lost, and is trying to act nonchalant as the miasma caused the bus driver to crash into a lampost yo escape the stench.
>>520663897he looks the same as the last one
>>520663897>tfw it's the Algerian train guyall MENA look alike
>>520663904kek
>>520663897They all look the same.
>>520662736>FencesThey'll build a wall to "protect our borders" then install one way turnstiles. No exit allowed. Free movement for boatwogs
>>520658551i'm up me arse anon, there were several of us, up me arse.
>>520663675Oi, mate. Oi'm from d ci'y. Do oi look like a cunt?
>>520664079Those are so easy to climb its not even funny.
>>520664170the man that saved britain
>Bane played by Gary StevensonI'd watch it.
>>520662904>I thought they built it initially? That they were here from the start.They did, but they were written out of history.
>>520664170oi bruv, i'm a banker you get me senpai? thats why we need full communism now innit my homie
>>520664212>they put us in a room and made us play uno
>>520661825I cant be the only guy feeling a deep sense of revulsion at that guys expression
>>520664170So what's his deal. Is he broke now or is he supposed to be rich?Why doesn't he give his money to NGOs or something if he thinks taxing de rich is the way forward
Arrived at toil and everything was already done.
>>520664318it's called 'joy', it's an american thing, bloody racists
>>520664385Adams a norfener
>>520664307So yeah bruv he played a plus 4 and i picked up 4 of these different cards
>>520664110>there were several of us, up me arse.kek
>>520664170>Oi'mDon't think he sounds like this doesn he?He has that fucking abysmal Ali G accent.
https://xcancel.com/business/status/1985625263229583657#m>Singapore will cane scammers under a new law as the city-state grapples with crimes affecting thousands of people needful in the mud
Less serious than what? Why can't they just tell us? The guy is clearly convicted so it's public record.
>>520664274That could maybe sort of but not really make sense if all the historical footage were photographs and film. But there's no reason you couldn't paint them into the scene.
>>520664490>Then I won blud and they gave me an offer at citibank>I made millions
>>520664623I think being murdered is a touch worse than having your bum squeezed
>>520664608Germany has a huge meth problem. Wouldn't have thought they'd be into that sort of thing tbqhwy
Hi
>>520664623fingered a japanese girl in the back of a honda civic
>>520664608Bring back pillories
>>520664673they rigged the game so i would lose but let me win because of how sick i was
https://xcancel.com/MCRR_Project/status/1985770517320626539#m>Announcement on the Closure of The Restorationist (Full thread on this below, from @MCRReiners) >On October 22, the US-based webmaster and co-editor, pseudonym “Alex Coppen” (AC), seized sole control of our website, mailing list, emails, and tried to hijack this account. Over the past two weeks, he attempted to destroy my reputation, relationships, and career by concocting the most vile of allegations against me – all are nonsense.>As a result, The Restorationist is shutting down, and this account will be repurposed. I am sharing this as a public warning to prevent AC from harming others or disrupting more groups. Dunno if anyone was following this group
>>520664385>it's called 'joy', it's an american thing
>>520658910Its been interesting to see the state collapse in real time when a low iq nigger is in charge of things
>>520664707
>>520664753Kek>On my first day they made me pay for everyones pret innit
>>520664274>blacks were never talked about or seenoh, to return to simpler times
>>520664608Where's the protection for the ballsack?
>>520664707Choccy milk NOW!
>>520664818literally the best in the world at the lunch run and broke the systemthey said it was impossible to get that many sandwiches but man made it happen
>>520664707>nappy hairNo thank you.
>>520664707Are they the cure for my nigger fatigue syndrome?(X) Doubt
>>520664994Kek
Chris hansen is BACKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL_2-uLgbGQ
>>520665065they didn't factor for street knowledge when they asked me to get them 45 tuna melts as a joke
>>520664837>>blacks were never talked about or seen>oh, to return to simpler timesGod yeah, just imagine it.
>>520664363he is in the 1%. he has a few million in the stock market and makes 6 figures a year. he is a spokesman trained and influenced by socialist economic groups. including NEONhttps://neweconomyorganisers.org/he is part of Millionaires against richer millionaires or something. it's called Millionaires for Humanity.he's rich but thinks others shouldn't be.
>>520665113Bit far
>>520665145sorry gary @gary sorry mate
>>520664623he Stared while travelling on the London Underground
>>520665141>6 figures a yearHe made 7 figures at citibank
>>520664709Sure it wasn't the 12v socket?
>>520665126How does the Ukrainian one look?
>>520665024The only cure to too many blacks is even more blacks?Sounds like advertiser logic, doesn't it.
>watching norfs spend their bennies on alcohol and fighting Annoying and enjoyable in equal measures https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asKoAhe_hvw
On the register.
>>520665234It is according to the dictates of time and fate that We have resolved to pave the way for a grand peace for all the generations to come by enduring the unendurable and suffering what is insufferable. - emperor hirohito
>>520665229yeah but he stopped that years ago. he then didn't work for a few years but now makes a few hundred grand from social media and writing. or his company turns that over and he can take what he wants.
>>520664707Grim
>>520665278Like this.
>>520664914>hard clench required
why have we got pakis in birmingham with genuine political powertony blair you absolute fucking plum pudding
>>520665141>tax de rich innit >define 'rich' >Anyone with more than me innit bruv So it's that sort of socialism?
>>520665372No, no I don't think that's the whole picture.
>>520664798that's not an African. That's an American.>>520664917hello fellow man of culture >>520665016>>520665024gay
>>520665294Algerian
>>520664696well I mean they did invent it
>>520665294>He's the Cherif around these partsClearly they thought he was a copper and let him out
>>520665582hurrrrrrryeaaaaaGood one dickhead hurrrrr
>>520658910hahalammy was a joke even before they made him deputystarmer must somehow literally be the only person in the country that didn't know that
The London Look
>>520665501That's because you have no idea what you're talking about.
Was the fad of eating tide pods ever explained? A result of using ngl too much, a humorous take of sodium hydrochloide?
>>520665637kek
>>520664363He's a bit sketchy. I listen to a finance podcast that mentioned him in passing. He definitely was a Citibank bond trader, but the "top earner.. biggest bonus ever" stuff. That's unlikely because he was a junior. But still, he would have made several million pounds. Did it all go up his nose? Who knows. He says multi millionaire in the past tense and his current net worth is a mystery.
>>520665668>the war is a meatgrinder for the Russians but a walk in the park for the Ukrainians uh huh, I'm sure
>>520659074It's the projected self-hate of the Boomer. I mean, just look at him, what would he do in the same situation?
I don't like hurrrrrposter. He too negative.
>>520661825hate this gormless cunt, cannot stand any sort of gluttony for the sake of it
>>520664696>pervitinxDD
>>520665332So, you burnt your finger lad?
Fingers crossed he'll be back again next week.
>>520665827he's based for leaving his ugly wife for a random waitress in las vegas
>>520665278Same thing but they have downs syndrome lol
>>520665862>Hello Abdul>Hello Dave>Same again?>Same again
>>520665889Always thought missus beard was his aunt.
>>520664696What with all them gay sex clubs n that
>>520665889did he? i recall his missus being a bit plain like, so i get why he'd jump ship.still makes him a cunt though
>>520665827>LOOK AT ME I'M EATING FOOD>WE ALL LOVE FOOD RIGHT>LOOK HOW MUCH I'M EATINGI don't get it
>>520665862>opera
>>520665795It's no walk in the park but they are very adept at protecting their troops as legions of orcs throw themselves to their death upon them. Most Russians don't even make it to the front lines anymore. They've got 20km of drone alley to get through first.
>>520665664Imagine being so desperate for attention that you ride a fucking penny farthing.
>>520666029based cunt
just had to explain to gf why the radiators didn't feel hot when the house is set to 20 degrees
>>520659307And not a single one of any value.Impressive. Very nice.
>>520666075seethe more
>>520666020I thought they were into poppers for that sort of thing
>>520666125I'm sure your inability to stop a tap from dripping filled her with confidence and reinforced your knowledgeable explanation.
>>520666125There has to be a reason
>>520665984
>>520666261i may be dumb as shit but i'm also fly as hell
>>520666217Cope.
> "DRAW THIS PICTURE AT ONCE TOBIAS, I NEED TO OWN THE CHUDS ON TWITTER!
>>520659307Do they hire people to do it?Imagine that for a job.
Local yoots (all white here actually) have started with their fireworks already, this'll go on until 1 in the morning, if we're lucky. I say started, fireworks have been going off consistently since mid-September but that's just something that's expected to be normal with no input from the authorities.
>>520666276
>>520666233Apparently meth is big with the homos
>>520666313>perfect leeSerious lee?
>>520666313That's instagram, not X (formally known as twitter).
>>520666367the fireworks near me have been so madjust random drone strikes at 2amso fucking loud
>>520666089>Most Russians don't even make it to the front lines anymoreSo why haven't the Ukrainians pushed up the frontline then? It's their land they're reclaiming after all.
>>520666308Imagine being triggered by what browser someone uses ..kek what a fucking homo
>>520666313None of my children had the slightest interest in politics at 6yo.
>>520666313ya kids a retard m8
>>520666446Sick of it lad
>>520666125Thought she fucked off?>ah so cauldlon you dlunken bum me go back live mama-san *slams slidey paper door*
>>520665671I'm still confused about why a black woman would think gorilla glue was a haircare product
>>520665366>but now makes a few hundred grand from social mediaLel, socialists are so stupid.
>>520666497she's back and she's more annoying than ever
>>520663493BAMES and Jews become proscribed.Everything fixes itself in 5-10 years.
>expecting parcel delivery via royal mail>be at home>no knock at door>email saying we attempted delivery but no one was home>wtf? ok, go on website, request parcel to be delivered for collection at the nearest post office>next day >be home, no knock at the door ''we attempted delivery but no one was home''>bitch wtf?>go on website again >sorry you cant request redelivery or depot collection as you already did this>try to call customer service, no option to speak to someone, just automated info that i already knewi hate this country so much its unreal.
>>520666507Gorilla on the bottle reminded her of her dad.
>>520666448Kek Opera fag
>>520666507Because they are retarded
>>520666600He's seething.
>>520666591You didnt answer the door
>>520666591Ghost delivery.
>>520665284Broad Street in Birmingham is like that every weekend
>>520666591Why not leave your door open?Or get a dog to borkborkbork!!!!!
>>520666826>Why not leave your door open?nice try, muhamed, you're not getting in.
>>520665284bolton is such a fucking shitholei took gf there on a day out and they have parsi script on the aquariums to stop the pakis from disturbing the fishwe watched some black guys get arrested
>>520666313Clearly done by him, the Y in you is too out of place
>>520666680Yum yum yum
>>520666397You learn something new every day
>>520666880Too late...
>>520667047you've got to immorally use men as fast as possible, urgentlymakes sense
>>520666923>Bolton >Day outShe's going to cuck you now. What were you thinking?
chilli con carne is just spicy spagbol
>>520667207thought i'd have a gohere you go love it's the statue of some weaver from 1867 and fred dibnah
>>520666591oh hey lads, i finally found a number to call that isnt automated, guess what the wait time is over 30 minutes, the nice automated lady thanked me for my kindness and consideration for their team! They're probably busy scamming some old lady while im on hold, MAM DO NOT REDEEM!
send ling ling to sing sing imo
>>520667254What if you have it with rice?
comfy in here lads
>>520667296hopefully she gets deported
>>520667396I was referring to the thing you actually have to cook. Throwing some pasta or rice into a saucepan with water and boiling it is hardly cooking tbqhwyl
>>520666591#parcelchat
>>520667472Where
>>520667254+farting
>>520667396chilli witha spaghetti ?!!
>>520667506Cook smart not hard
>>520667285#parcelchat pt2
willies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4QvXSpV8Ps&l
>>520667506>Cooking, also known as cookery, is the art, science and craft of using heat to make food more palatable, digestible, nutritious, or safe
https://x.com/JakeWSimons/status/1985746915229876368
>>520667658>Rustic ceilingfabulous darling
Josh is a pedophile.
>>520667872So are all his little goblin sock puppets
>>520667658BLADDY NO
>>520667819I would 100% walk into that ceiling support.
this is englandwe're taking it back and you're going back to fucking timbutku you smelly cunt
>>520667944fact
>>520667655What is it with you and shit music lately? You posted some shit about a coffee shop the other day.
>>520667998spastic
tragedy as a million migrants die after being dropped from apache helicopter into picture of nadiya husseins gaping fanny
>>520667998You can't factcheck yourself.
>>520667944Then what did your missus say after you said that? Bet she was fuuming
>>520668096>>520668130i go the way providence dictates with the assurance of a sleepwalker
>>520667937That's a load-bearing stick.
>>520667935fuck you bloodyblarstard
>>520668130Cat check: You can.
fruit of the coom
>>520667935imagine the smell
>Chilli with meat
>>520668337Every single inhabited place will look like that by the end of the century. Humanity will end brown and smelly.
>>520667072um did you get permission from the council before building that shed?
>>520668337Is that Birmingham?
>>520668491They're really pushing this nudge angle right now. I've seen posters around claiming islamophobic attacks are up 700% compared to a few years ago and that ragheads are afraid and we need to do anything we can to make them feel safe and welcomed.
I believe in a thing called love
>>520668462Long since underway
>>520668491>muslim>immediately starts wasting millions on muslim bullshitevery time
>>520668337Forgetting the obvious dangers of living in a rubbish strewn shithole, isn't having big animals just milling about in the open like that a bit dangerous? Couldn't a cow break your thigh bone with one kick from its back leg? Or is that horses