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How will Whites fight in the upcoming civil war against illegals?
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Take away their gibs.
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>>520727829
UFC have an interpretive dance class now? Where's that, between strawweight and flyweight?
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>>520727829
SWEEP THE LEG
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The guy with his leg is very good. He looks like a nerd but could destroy you

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mikey_Musumeci
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>>520728019
It's retarded BJJ where they can only grapple on the ground, so he's guarding against him getting a hold by putting his leg out.
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>>520727829
thats not fight thats just how zoomers communicate to each other (when tiktok is down)
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>>520728096
They specifically do BJJ fights now too?
I trust BJJ is very interesting to the initiated, but from the outside it's not much of a sport. Boring as shit to watch.
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>>520727829
wtf is that i need answers
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>>520727829
as stupid and gay as that looks, I bet the dancing retard is extremely dangerous if you let him get ahold of you
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>>520728062

BREAK THE WRIST WALK AWAY
BREAK THE WRIST WALK AWAY
YOU THINK ANYONE WANTS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE WHEN IM WEARING THESE BAD BOYS?
YOU THINK IM A LOSER BECAUSE I GO HOME TO STARLIGHT EVERYNIGHT?!?
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>>520728096
just swipe his fucking leg
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>>520727829
wtf is he doing? like some mantis mating ritual
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>>520728082
>127 pounds
i would bodyslam his gay ass into oblivion.
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>>520728082
this still looks turbo-gay
https://youtu.be/HQna-XSdTsA?t=45
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how does he not choke her out with his boner
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>>520727829
Only the most subhuman retards watch UFC. When you tell someone you watch UFC they immediately understand that you have an unfathomably low IW.
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>>520727829
>>520728082
Probably only in those really rules heavy tournaments would this work. Like the other guy can't do anything if hes standing liek that because he would be penalized for it. I hate those kind of points based show bullshit tournaments.
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>>520728082
>57.5kg
I could curl the guy. I'm not much of a fighter, but I think I could win if I managed to grab him.
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>>520727829
I stole this gif from an anon (PBUH). This is how.
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>>520727829
BJJ guys really need to cross-train with wrestlers and Judo practitioners
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>>520730442
>zest fu
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>>520727829
If the US needs help I will poo on their enemies and then fuck off back to my country.
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>>520730442
based
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>>520730442
Armenoids are locked in
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>>520730442
He may be undefeatable while he's moving, but he's burning energy at a phenomenal rate. He can't keep that up for long.
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>>520727829
300 blackout
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>>520728019
it looks like they are trying to make themselves look bigger to scare off an animal or some shit.
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>>520728244
foot high five bro other dudes to slow
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>>520728342
fuck i weighed 127 lbs when i was 10. thats like a normal sized woman, not american. bruce lee at the weight fuck me up maybe
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>>520728274
That's like saying "just shoot the guy" in a boxing match. That's not within the rules of the competition.
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>>520727927
kek, this. Just stop paying taxes and the nonwhite population drops off a fucking cliff
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>>520730442
hey im fighting a dancing fag in spandex, spear tackles for extra brain damage points.
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>>520728342
Go to a BJJ class with a nine stone black belt, post results
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>>520731752
He'll just swallow a zetsubean when he feels winded.
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>>520728082
>57.5kg
Mate, he'd start trying to hug me and I'll just stand up and walk away.
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>>520731539
Sides in orbit
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>>520732057
>That's not within the rules of the competition.
You sweep his leg, he falls on his ass hard, you take a penalty, and he can't dance around on one toe any more for the rest of the fight.

Would be no different to an "accidental" eye poke in the regular UFC.
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Martial arts with oppressive rulesets aren't martial arts. MMA is king.
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>>520728212
BJJ is considered gay here.
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>>520727829
>>520728547
This shit looks more gay than college wrestling.
>>520731479
The funny thing is BJJ was based on judo and classical JJ which both have takedowns as well as ground work.
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>>520732790
I know have had some experience with all 3, but the point remains that American/English catch wrestling is extremely effective and should be trained alongside other forms of grappling and striking
t. Muay Thai fighter
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>>520732434
>you take a penalty
The penalty of making a deliberate strike during a wrestling or grappling match is typically DQ. It's like soccer kicking a grounded opponent in the UFC. It's not an option if you care about winning.
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>>520727829
Rotschild will activate their unironic Zogbot-9000 army and we are going to FUCKING DIE.
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>>520728082
>boxing is boring and lame
>what if we had boxing but made it more gay
amazing
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>>520731752
Fool - you think he's expending Ki? He's mastered his zenkai. As long as he doesn't move from that spot he will never lose his energy!
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>>520727829
Raygun could take both of those dweebs on at the time. One in her mouth and one in her pussy. Raygun has no anus so butt sex off the table.
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>>520727829
Lmao pajeet with VPN mocking “Timmy”
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Mikey does this retarding hopping shit because of rulesets that do not permit pulling guard. If he's hopping on one leg and ends up on the floor due to his opponent touching him and off-balancing him, it goes down as a takedown for the opponent but crucially Mikey can now start every reset from the ground because that's where his opponent put him after the 'takedown'.

Gordon did a similar thing against Nicky Rod where he gave him his leg and Nicky took the bait. Now the fight is on the ground, Nicky's wrestling experience is neutralised 5 seconds into the fight and Gordon melts him:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpJ_YUIu_L8&t=4m49s [Embed]
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>>520730339
>>520732246

lets see in real life,

>5'4 nig
>6'1 unit

who wins?
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>>520729736
>IW
Lmao fucking jeet
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>>520728082
>The guy with his leg is very good. He looks like a nerd but could destroy you

Not one single one of his faggot moves works on me or any other Sumo wrestler. He can't do anything to me until he manages to take me down, all I have to do is stand there and let him try to get any kind of grip on me, then I'll bust his eardrum. We'll see how much crane style he wants to do after that.

Some of you fags are so in love with BJJ, you need to literally get a fucking room.
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>>520733451
kek
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>>520727829
By dying off and by consequence causing world famine
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>>520727829
Mikey just fucks people up very Autistically. His nickname is Darth Rigatoni ffs
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>>520733112
that's why you KO the ref when his back is turned then you fuck the other dude up using unsavory means didn't you learn anything from watching rasslin
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>>520734095
Brilliant. It's just supposed to be a friendly little ritual but they both instantly got angry when they got hit and went off the rails.
Zero self-control.
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>>520734207
Rule abuse is the most retarded aspect of sports.
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>>520734421
You'd be killed you fat fuck
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>>520729622
checked
exactly what came to my mind
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>>520727829
by winning? or pic unrel??
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>>520728062
TWIST HIS DICK
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>>520728082
At 130 pounds? Lol I would just knee that guy in the face, I am an actual man.
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>>520736446
This

He may have drugs in it
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>>520735864
It breaks down like that when no-one has the sense of virtue or honour to slap a cunt for acting up.
He's abusing the spirit of the game, so kick him out.
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>>520728082
he's a beast in his weight class and could probably take on a similarity sized or slightly bigger untrained man in the ring or in a street fight but put him against someone really big and he ain't going to do much
I could literally crush his head in a street fight and I would never step in the ring against him because he'd most likely have the upper hand and I'm not stupid
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>>520728082
>He looks like a nerd but could destroy you

Honestly BJJ is a magnet for this type of a guy who gets super autistic about a hobby and becomes very good at it.
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>>520735864
>>520736672


I think the difficulty is that stand up isn't a big enough part of BJJ or "submission grappling" training to the extent that BJJ practitioners rightfully do not want to engage in it against someone who has top level judo or wrestling under their belt. The longer they play stand up the higher risk of getting taken down into a losing position. They also know that if their opponent is an olympic judoka or some shit there's fucking zero chance of hitting a hip toss or whatever on them. There's no incentive at all to remain standing under such circumstances.

Short term I would just allow guard pulling in strict BJJ matches, on the understanding general audiences will mock butt-scooting and guard pulling. Yeah it's 'lame' but fundamentally rolling about on the floor is what BJJ is about. Long term the ideal would be that "submission grapplers" are true mixtures of BJJ, judo and wrestling to the extent everyone is happy to engage standing yet also happy when the fight goes to the ground. Feels like that is a good few years away though, if ever.
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>>520734262
WHOLESOME
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>>520737441
Maybe the problem is trying to specialise these competitions too much. If you can't compete because your opponent knows judo then you need to learn judo.
If it isn't actually useful in a fight then this is just a dance. Why even fight? Just do it like gymnastics and have them perform the movements for score.
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>>520737722
>Maybe the problem is trying to specialise these competitions too much

I'd argue it's the opposite, trying to widen the scope too much. Specifically the desire to ensure matches start standing and remain standing until someone lands a takedown, in a competition everyone knows is a BJJ tournament.

There needs to be rules otherwise it's no longer a specific sport. If we say "ok now you can just kick your opponent in the fucking head" then it's no longer BJJ (or any form of grappling).

What you're describing (only keeping what's useful) is the essence of modern MMA and absolutely has its utility. No one denies that that's what MMA is: taking every single thing that works in a real fight (except shit like gouging some cunt's eyes out or, ironically, kicking him in the head as he might die) and leaving the rest.

The sport of "submission grappling" has the problem that there are these huge gulfs between people's stand up and ground games. People can train 10+ years doing judo where you cannot touch your opponent's legs then other people will train BJJ spending 10+ years on a heavy leg lock game. Then they're both pitted against one another in the sport of "grappling". The problem is that the instruction needs to cover everything, and currently does not.
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>>520734262
Lmao
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>>520731752
that's easily fixed for a master like him using secret forbidden breathing techniques
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>>520731693
holy fuck, that looks so identical to the Torslunda plate motifs
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>>520727829
>pajeet in japan
>thinks these are whites
imagine the level of turd golem nippon is letting in now...
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>>520727829

What a faggot. The other dude could have done a straight kick to his chest and caved him in, what a missed opportunity.
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>>520727829
Is this some new bullshit from Elohim City?
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>>520727829
what kind of rule abuse am I observing?
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>>520727829
I'm gonna imanari roll everyone.
Btw Mikey should learn to use the imanari roll, instead to do this thing
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>>520728062
CANT HES TOO FAST
HIIIIIIIYAAAAH
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>>520730442
This is what having GOD and ANIME on your side ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE.
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>>520728082
BJJ doesn't work dumbass
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>>520728342
this.. I have never met any great fighter that I just could not pick up and slam to the concrete because he was 1/2 my weight. "Oh.. be careful with him... he knows how to fight". It doesn't matter. Pick him up, slam him down, he is stunned for 2 days.
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>>520728082
question...is full contact striking allowed in those competitions?
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He really did the "hey look over there" move
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>>520727829
At least he's not flopping to his back and spreading his legs like most BJJ fags
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>>520727829
Mikey looks like mia Khalifa when he wears glases
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>>520732533
it is very gay, the only thing it's good for is gay rape
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>>520731693
What's that type of body shape called?
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>>520733183
Why does th jewish man get upset when you tell him the truth
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>>520727829
Very fake sport that doesn't even try to emulate real combat.
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>>520742236
"But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out."
-Gerbils
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>>520728082
>127 pounds
I bet his kicks and punches like Hasan.
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>>520727829
>How will Whites fight in the upcoming civil war against illegals?
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blump
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>>520727829
If I'm a part of any civil war it will be extremely uncivilised.
There will be no taking of prisoners. Men, women and children will be beheaded and thrown on giant funeral pyres.
There will be no debates or peace talks, it will be full-spectrum death and domination.
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The funny thing is that BJJ was once cool because it was really good when everyone practiced a single martial art. Now that MMA is more popular, why does BJJ still exist? Why do people praise it? There are almost no BJJ experts who use BJJ in UFC anymore. Yes, a lot of black belts, only because it's the popular thing to do.
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>>520745716
Charles Oliveira?
Kron Gracie?
Paul Craig?
Alexandre Pantoja?
Ryan Hall?
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>>520727829
What is the actual best martial art to fight off illegals aside from gun fu?
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>>520734262
pwnd
gg no re IRL
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>>520730442
Now that's based
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>>520746290
Krav Maga and Aikido
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>>520733112
Which is why no one who isn't into BJJ themselves watches BJJ. Mixed Martial Arts is far more interesting because it's far closer to a "real" unarmed fight.

I played soccer for most of my life, I know all about how other sports players, like American football, look at soccer players, and I've heard all the names. My personal favorite was "grass fairy". BJJ competitors are the grass fairies of martial arts.
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>>520727829
turn off the electricity and water then wait a week and shoot the survivors.
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>>520746162
all those guys are washed up or soon to be washed up, and the only reason they could implement their bjj was because of a solid wrestling foundation. ryan hall is an actual joke when it comes to mma (not bjj)
>>520746290
wrestling/grappling. why they have bjj, karate, muy thai training facilities everywhere, but no wrestling schools is beyond me
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>>520728062
I AM AFRAID
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>>520742101
bro you dont understand bro the power bottom mating press position is actually dominant alpha stuff bro you just dont get the art bro its actually very lethal bro
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>>520727829
Wtf I hate BJJ now
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>>520742186
nutcracker
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>>520728062
Cobra Kai really was the based boys.
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>>520747487
the McNuttcracker
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>>520728342
>>520736546
>>520742563
>>520730339
>>520732246
Americans not beating the fatfuck allegations. But down the fork, tubbies.
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>>520747811
obesity is skyrocketing in pretty much all developed countries, shockingly a lot of the poor ones too. we're going to look like wall-e soon.
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>>520728082
I also weigh 127lbs lmao
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>>520747474
Come at me bro. Get a piece of this donkey guard. I'll granby roll you into a toe hold. You scared, pussy?
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>>520748522
>gets butt dragged into a saturday night ride
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>>520727829
They are not smart enough to figure out who book them and pay the man they won't figure out how to defend themselves
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>>520727829
UFC was already gay before this shit
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>>520748693
You're just going to blow your load and gas yourself out trying, then its reversal time and you're going to feel my top game, bitch.
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>>520748941
he'll never get the pin sinking a half in like that. who sanctioned this amateur event?
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>>520727829
BJJ is not effective in a street fight. Rolling about on concrete or tarmac!
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>>520727829
Non mma bjj is so fucking gay
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>>520749778
That's the problem with bjj, it's weak in the fundamentals of Greco-Roman wrestling. Too submissive. Can you believe those fags literally call it "the gentle art" lol
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>>520727829
what are the rules? first to gently wipe the opponent's nose wins?
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>>520727829
They managed to make the UFC even gayer? An impressive feat.

>>520730442
You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like.
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>>520728342
It's bjj just stomp on his head they cant do shit about that. Or just be an average wrestler.
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>>520729622

Sweep the leg.
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>>520752064
Why dont you go try that to him in the streets then?
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>>520727829
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>>520727829
Weaponized anthrax is WW1 technology.
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>>520727829
they're doing that for entertainment purposes.
nobody wants to get pummeled in the face.
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>>520727829
Wtf is that gay shit?
Why are they dancing around like faggots?
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>>520727829
There's and endless supply of immigrants.
You must karate chop and roundhouse kick those who employ illegals, house illegals, and smuggle them into the country.
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>>520730442
Not a single opening. Incredible.
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>>520754241
>>520752064
>>520749953
>>520742540
>>520742320
All karate/martial arts is a gigantic scam. We have now seen hundreds of thousands of hours of street fights on the internet and in 99.9999% of these videos it's unambiguously clear that size and numbers are the sole determining factor of physical combat. A gun is a huge equalizer but only if you're the first to draw and willing to use it.

Suppose picrel came up behind you in the grocery store while you were deciding between whole wheat and rye and grabbed your head between his hands. By the time you managed to unholster a firearm, your gray matter would already be squished between his fingers. Even if he came at you head on, 90% of you would probably miss the first shot or two and his muscle mass is so great that unless you're carrying a seriously powerful handgun (which most of you wouldn't because your wrist would snap on the first shot) there's no guarantee the bullets would stop him in time. It doesn't matter what karate technique you use, the fucking physics simply is not there. You're dead and there's nothing you can do about it.
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>>520727829
Praying mantis style is deadly when performed by a master of the art
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0 black champions in the ufc right now
6/8 of the current champions are of european origin
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>>520727829
Hold on… If they’re illegals then that wouldn’t be a civil war, would it? That’s an invading force vs homeland defenders.
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>>520730442
This is retarded and staged.
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>>520727829
Thats how brownoids fight and they say White people wont do shit after centuries of buck breaking. Let that sink in.
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>>520746542
Krav maga? The Dane Cook of martial arts? Ahahaha
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>>520728096
explain some more

wouldn't one legging just make it 4x as easy to bumrush and take him down?

"one legged man in ass kicking contest" cums to mind.
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>>520734207
that's super gay lmao. bjj is the gayest thing I've ever seen and I've been on this board for my entire life. I'd rather watch a knot tying contest.
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>>520730339
>I could win if I managed to grab him.
I can tell you've never fought before. Your only chance to defeat him would be to outstrike him and keep distance, because if you actually got close enough to grab him he would break your limbs and choke you to death with ease.
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>>520730123
I hate that crap. I couldn't find any Shotokan in my area, so I (against my better judgement) checked out one of those chain Tae Kwon Do schools. It was all show and bullshit. The owner of the school wanted a "friendly match" when I took a complimentary class before signing any kind of a deal for classes. He was pathetic.
>no u can't punch to the head
>i mean u CAN punch to the stomach but that's the lowest points possible
>no don't sweep me that's illegal
>no u can't use ur knee to attack
>no u can't use ur elbow
That guy, or anybody in his faggot school, would die in the streets, easy. All they wanted to do was sell me a stupidly expensive "package" of classes to pursue ranks (lots of little stripes added to belts, really stupid) and of course tournaments, tournaments, tournaments. I swear the jackass just expected to stand on one leg like a goddamn flamingo and I was supposed to just stand there and let him kick me in the head. Unreal.
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>>520730442
This both angers and confuses Me
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>>520730442
He’s pretty strong. I’ll need all of my power. I hope my body can take it.
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I’m laughably weak and obese, and have zero willpower or desire to learn martial arts as a method of self-defense. Fortunately, I live in America.
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>>520730339
he would rip your limbs apart and choke you to death
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>>520737441
>rolling on the ground
Last thread about this there was an obvious troll stating that samurai would have used jujitsu while standing up instead of, you know, literally any of their weapons. The history of this style was that the wooden armor was so heavy that you needed help to get back up. Therefore the rolling on the ground. It is a last resort type of thing. You won’t beat anyone with a stick to poke your throat as the spear-based ashigaru would have done.
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>>520747096
>ryan hall is an actual joke
He only lost to really good fighters
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>>520727829
Love this little nigga like you wouldn't believe. His training regiment is the most autistic thing I've ever read
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>>520731539
underrated post
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posting the master:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRosPMyotj4
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>>520730339
Why would you grab someone who's greatest strength is in a grappling exchange?
People who've never fought before are so fucking retarded.
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>>520727829
I'm truly convinced BJJ is a faggot sport. A male ballerina is straight, but not a BJJ faggot.
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>>520727829
>corrasco
>musumeci

>white
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>>520759926
Cope
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>>520728082
>140lbs
Sorry but I'd fucking destroy that guy under any rules except BJJ.
>t. sanda BB
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>>520727829
as inhumanely as humanly possible
the aim is to make the devil turn his head
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It's kind of funny how when things get "sportified" they end up super gay. Even powerlifting is retarded when people do the stupid back arches or some fat fuck of moves the bar one inch off his fat fuck chest and they count that as a lift.
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>>520757935
>Last thread about this there was an obvious troll stating that samurai would have used jujitsu while standing up instead of, you know, literally any of their weapons
That is actually the origins of jujitsu, as standing grappling style for armored fighters.
>couldn't stand back up without help
That's not correct.
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>>520727829
What the hell is that? I've been involved with karate and Tae Kwon Do for over 30 years and I've never seen some shit like that before.
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>>520742540
Kek. Ameridote is by far the most lethal martial art on the planet.
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>>520752050
That's... actually fairly admirable for a niggerfaggot.
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>>520764133
Martial min-maxing. I can't explain how, but from that position, he's found that he can approach, and be approached, with confidence that he'll maneuver himself into the dominant position.
Obviously it only works because of jiu jitsu's restrictions, but it's still fascinating
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>>520764751
>backflip in highheel boots
dudes got my respect desu
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>>520727829
Idiocracy is here.
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>>520727829
hows working as a janitor in japan?
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>>520756677
Not all TKD schools are like that dude. I'm learning TKD and my teacher is really good. He is a legitimate badass especially with his feet.
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The new BJJ World Champion!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo0OPKOWibk
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>>520765425
I really hope that's real. Because it's awesome. Imagine getting your ass beat by that homo. How embarrassing. And what if he decided to bust your cheeks afterwards?
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>>520766763
That's amazing and all of this reminds me of the dustup when Jon Jones did that thing where he'd put one knee down on the mat while still being able to punch with those noodle arms. Can't kick a "grounded" opponent, can't get through his strikes, lose.
Rules lawyers are the worst lawyers.
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>>520728082
>2021

Do they just stop competing or is that when they peaked?
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>>520755197
>grabbed your head between his hands. By the time you managed to unholster a firearm, your gray matter would already be squished between his fingers.
no. skulls are way stronger than that. now if he did it all in one motion with his arms as far apart as possible, MAYBE he could fracture it from impact force, but no amount of roids is going to give you "slowly pop a human skull like a grape" strength
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>>520727829
Deport their employees and strip the of their citizenship
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>>520758298
thats why i said hes a joke in mma, he'll heel hook all the newbies, but all the good fighters stood him up and he didnt have a chance. the guys bjj is unmatched, but his fighting style would not work outside of the UFCs rules. OneFC grounded knees are legal, ryan hall probably doesn't make it through round 1. great bjj, not a great fighter, hed fuck me up though dont get me wrong
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>>520771598
The US needs an equivalent of sambo. If you just train striking, then your stance is too upright, and you get too comfortable at takedown ranges. If you just train grappling, then your weight is too far forward and you're too comfortable in striking ranges. MMA is obviously the ticket, but not everyone wants to train all out or go through a bunch of classes with different styles and dogma. Just integrate that shit, and train with pads on the head, hands, and shins. No more muay thai class, boxing class, bjj class, etc. Just MMA striking, MMA grappling.
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>>520747096
Wrestling is exhausting compared to those others and thus hard to sell
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>>520727829
This is the problem with Miyagi-do, only one move.
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>>520734262
Inner city whites are scum just like niggers
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organized and brutal despite extreme odds, they remain extremely dangerous even while outnumbered and outgunned.
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>>520772009
In principle, you’re on to something but the problem is the lack of specialized training that will leave you helpless. Jack of all trades, master of none.
Fighting is also being able to force your opponent into your field where you can dominate. A buddy of mine who is TKD 4th level blackbelt would never use it unless he had to keep multiple people at bay. A BJJ specialist would never sensibly use his skills against multiple people unless he wants to get stomped. A Muay Thai fighter one on one with a grappler or even a solid Judoka will very possibly feel a world of hurt. You do need all of them, but assuming everyone has all of them then someone who has bothered to specialize as well will inevitably trump you and win out.
You need to go deep into the different specializations and then bring them together.
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>>520772009
i would say youre on to something, turn mma into a martial art of its own. these guys are masters at all forms of striking and ground game. teach kids reading kicks/punches and turning them into shot opportunities and counter hits, and get them doing holds/guard/guard breaks on ground. it would probably be pretty natural as different styles and thinking would turn into flowcharts. just hard to watch your kid get choked out or head kick and want them to keep going
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>>520773976
Man, unless you’re desperate or your kid is dumb it’s better to keep them doing non-full contact fighting. They‘ll fuck 99% of people up with non-contact boxing/kickboxing/muay thai as well as BJJ, Sambo, or Judo.
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>>520734838
>if one guy can hold you down, then two can rape you
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>>520773825
id: DAHOLFAG
>In principle, you’re on to something
>i would say youre on to something
hive mind
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>>520774224
Well, that is indeed an unfortunate ID.
Point stands despite me being Da Hol Fag
I need to go suck a fag with my mouth hole, as the Brits would say.
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>>520774166
you right, keep the cte out of the equation, but have them trained. the only thing is if youve never been hit before, and all of a sudden you get blasted, that training may very well go out the window
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>>520727829
>BJJ comp
no wonder
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>>520773976
>>520774166
this is the lesson we all should've learned about football, there is no safe way to consistently take shots to the head, it always means brain damage. if you're not black there's no reason to gamble on contact sports being your way through life.
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>>520747096
>but no wrestling schools is beyond me
too hard for most people
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>>520774373
>daHolFag
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>>520728212
all martial arts are gay to watch
that's why it always starts with the "cool" but still gay stuff and eventually just becomes a bunch of homos hugging each other
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>>520774408
That is something that definitely worries me. My hope is that through enough other high stimulation things they‘ll get indirectly desensitized. I‘m going with horseback riding, youth firefighting, sailing, and dance. Football (soccer) too of course.
They‘ll get peppered here and there with their Muay Thai anyhow. My ancestors used to force their kids to bareknuckle box out their heavy conflicts in a ring with supervision. I come from hillbillies though. That would be illegal here these days.
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>>520774408
Most people don't train fighting so the odds you get into a street fight with a skilled boxer are very very low. Especially if you don't start fights and go to clubs full of retards.
Also, I'd literally murder Tyson Fury if I have a knife and he doesn't. Weapons >>>> unarmed.
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>>520730442
>h-he's FAST
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>>520774789
as someone that was in that world for a while, and coached youths (the people youre not allowed to be around), but if you see two guys in a match and your first thoughts are gay. well, i hate to break it to you
>>520774910
hillbillies4life man
>>520774941
totally agree, best thing to do is just avoid any stupid situation to begin with. even with all the training the number one idea should just be get out of there. never know what people have on them and not everyone wants a fair fight
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>>520774611
Yep, I have American relatives and one was never right after high school playing football as a lineman. He definitely got multiple concussions and is now a bit deranged. It’s sad we have to rebuild child resilience training away from historical cultural standard but it’s frankly necessary.
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>>520775124
Yea I'm too old for that shit. I always have at least a knife on me. If I need to fight then I need to win...
Haven't been in a fight in 24 years (I'm old).
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>>520769442
That is not Aikido.
That's some bullshitsu
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>>520736178
Not all Sumo wrestlers are fat, some are quite skinny, they just can't be taken down, so BJJ doesn't work against them. You can't even move my arm, how are you going to break it?

Forget slaps and thrusts, I could just stand there and let that guy grab my arm and try to twist it and bend it, eventually he'll get tired and give up. It's like trying to armbar a bronze statue.

Sorry you're fucking ignorant as shit, between that and being physically weak, it's a pretty bad combination, yeah?
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>>520742186
Breedable



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