>The UK city so troubled you have to 'step over a druggie to get anywhere'https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2130925/uk-city-gone-downhill-you>Inside the NHS’s ‘insane’ £1.4bn push for net zerohttps://archive.ph/BsyLC>Cutting home insulation funding will imperil UK’s climate goals, Reeves toldhttps://www.theguardian.com/environment/2025/nov/08/cutting-home-insulation-funding-imperil-uk-climate-goals-reeves-told>Calls for Starmer to face investigation over appointment of football regulator chairhttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/starmer-football-regulator-kogan-investigation-tories-ethics-adviser-b2861177.html>Met Police chief accused of making ‘thinly veiled threat’ to senior officers over job cutshttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/met-police-chief-accused-of-making-threats-senior-officers-over-job-cuts-b1257200.html
cocaine willy
has wigger starmer launched us into an unprecedented new era of creativity?
>>520935372>The UK city so troubled you have to 'step over a druggie to get anywhere'it's BradfordI was betting on Blackpool>[tears up ticket angrily]
>>520935426apparently a source close to him said the heroin particles left on his spoon indicated no.
>>520935372ok if yanks post here?
>>520935426Newfag. You weren't here for the Deano memes. They went hard.
>>520935491Yeah sound by me tyrone
>>520935491is it good knowing you can shoot a stabber dead?
Need late night snack ideas to stock up on.This is a political issue, given the cost of living and imminent breakdown of society requiring us to horde food for grim future.
How many of you work for or are funded by the government?
>release clearly foreign name of today’s attacker past 10pm so it avoids the 10 o’clock news>memory holed by tomorrow morningNicely done
>>520935664lcwra and pip is like 1400/mo mateyif i rented then it would be 2300
>>520935534I think it'd be just the funniest fucking thing if next time we had a "mAsS StAbBiNg" someone just whipped out a piece and domed him and then ran away, because obviously he already had a gun on him for whatever reasonimagine the headlines>HERO CRIMINAL GUNMAN SHOOTS MASS STABBER ON TRAIN - MANHUNT ENSUESI so want that to happen you have no idea
>>520935664i have a yank job getting alotta gubmint cheez
>>520935797more like;>CRAZED GUNMAN MURDERS GOOD SAMARITAN IN COLD BLOOD AFTER BLOODY CONFUSION
>>520935664bennymong, and will continue to be a bennymong until all forrens are deported>>520935753corr, on with my pip app atm lad, didn't want to go through with all the paperwork and phone calls but bennies are bennies
>>520935797Pretty naive of you to think they would even report the stabbing bit
>>520932036Their support has been about a third of voters for a while now. Which means that two thirds of voters do not support Reform.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_next_United_Kingdom_general_election
>>520935900This. They would spin the original criminal into a hero so they can justify hunting and killing the man who dared stand up.
>>520935661Ham & cheese toaster wrapshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAuXzea3Fkc
>>520935664I get £1400 a month and a car cos of me mental elf
>>520935664I work 40 hours a week and have done for 16 weeks now, I thought I would get used to it but I want to quit desu.I wonder if I can just work part time and be able to support myself.
anti Irish anon in?
>>520935664Sick of travelling - want a stay at home job - ideas?
>>520936202Home Office doing passports and visas
>>520935661Mini sausage rolls, cocktail sausages, cubes of cheese with various pickles, mini scotch eggs, or if you can be arsed to cook them, onion bhajis and samosas.
>>520935906M8. I've said this on here time and time again. go down the local a&e in a cab and tell them at the front that the radio inside your head is telling to hurt yourself and other people. BANG. 72 hour hold on the mental health assessment ward. just say that to the psychiatrist at the end of your stay then you've got PAPERWORKA FOR YOUR PIP CLAIM.ooohhhh I'm such a spacker when I try and go outside, plan my shopping, or try to cook for myself the radio gets excruciatingly loud.shrimple
>>520935906you should get a job and take the job/money from the people who would exfiltrate (remittances) out of your country
>>520935958as per upside down inverted world
Blackpilled in Blackpool
>>520935661it's party food seasoneasy to cook, easy to eat, generally pretty inexpensiveget some boxes of finger food to go in the oven, always greatusually get these and some tempura shrimp and whole fucking bunch of tiny sausages
Scheißkopf du Idiot
>>520936477you're just going to eat it all yourself aren't you
https://xcancel.com/MythoYookay/status/1987189557746672094#mpaki banter
>>520935661I think we all know the answer to this
>>520936093>I wonder if I can just work part time and be able to support myselfI think a lot of people do, and claim benefits to top it up, it's why the benefits bill is so staggeringly high. The government like it because you aren't listed as unemployed.
>>520936532yesa party of one is still a party
>>520936477fuck Christmas. more important shit to be paying attention to right now.
Sportswear is so shite now. All the yoof wear that montirex and on running slop. Feels like a plastic bag. Stick to me norf face thank you very much. (Even that is getting worse)
>>520935664/>£2000 from bennies and rental income mate.Investing in property did me a good one. I'm a proper Deano now.
>>520936585"People" like him should be murdered by the state
>>520936807kek
>>520936614>second most important Christian celebration of the year>f it Your chopped dick is showing m8
>>520936585Pretty sure he was on here the other night bragging about being a leech.
>>520936641I just revamped me wardrobe starting with comfies for lounging around in and tnf stuff for me outings during winter, simple dome stuff and got meself a quest jacketvery comfy
>>520936737BASED
>>520936475its a bitter it will make you feel like your brain has shrunk yeah, if you have too much of it. But i do not get head aches from any drink what so ever, i consider diet to be important despite how much i drink.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_KRxu2WhF4
Do kumquats taste of cum
>>520936847oh shut up. open your eyes to the imported raghead horde than worrying about muh fucking presents
oh maybe its this ip right? there is no way that shit website has a fucking AI that auto bans.
>>520935942fwiw, at the last GE Labour only pulled 33.6% voter share, and that still resulted in them winning 411/650 seats. How the votes are distributed across the country is as important (arguably more important) than gross numbers
>>520936807Are you really that jealous?
>>520936615This guy was spot on. Congratulations.
>>520935942In the immediate short term of a five year parliament if reform getting a majority we're going to see basically one of two things happen>reform don't act any meaningful changes to migration other than tweaking the sides and status quo goes on>migration is slashed, wages soar, inflation rises and the cost of social care and entry level services skyrocket because there are no more nigerians to do the jobs at minimum wageI can't see a way that Reform can keep the government solvent without disappointing a huge amount of their core support. Increasing the retirement age would be the easiest fix but there's no chance in hell a party which draws its support from the over 60s is going to do that.The ponzi scheme of migration for short term GDP and wage suppression requiring further migration to support the original migrations has got to end, but there's no party in the country with the political capital to do this without crashing the economy.
>>520936475>But i do not get head aches from any drink what so ever, i consider diet to be important despite how much i drink.still it will make me feel sick though. like wanting to throw up all day, then plenty of munch is in the fridge to deal with that.
>>520936477gis a bit
Fingies in the bum down at the pub, anyone?
>>520936978Fuck off It's the comfiest time of the year - I will exclude all wog thoughts over the festive period. They will be essentially dead to me.
>>520936922>But i do not get head aches from any drink what so ever, i consider diet to be important despite how much i drink.Me either, and eating well let's me get over hangovers almost instantly. Women don't understand.
its gonna be a tommas the tank engine raid, completely harmless but hopefully annoying.
>>520937061Have you read the recent Pimlico piece about future party cohesion?
>>520936807It would be better if he was made to work to pay it back.
>>520936307>>520936477Solid advice. Packs of frozen party food. I will stock up.
>>520936585i wish i had the confidence to pull off being a manic depressant so i can take benefit money to spite our government and pakis. I actually deserve it, i was born from British soil.
>>520937096I wake up from dreams in which I’ve killed people with a momentary feeling of regret that doesn’t come close to how much I would hate myself if I was that fat filthy cunt.
goo-goo g'joob mother fucker https://youtu.be/Dn4SCyBmAOo?&t=53
>>520937303>i was born from British soil.uruk hai maxxing
>>520937337really? i'd flip you upside down, pull down your pants and finger your arsehole and sleep like a baby that night
>>520937422Cus you’re a poofter.Or a rugby player.Or a public school boy.Repeating myself.
>>520936585oh my god he the fucking reason people that really need it don't get it. if he has the time to post a fucking tiktok and be all like that he does not need it, report him!
>>520936606I've thought about that but I wonder if UC will be cut in the future.
>>520937505>Cus you’re a poofter.end of the day you're the one with a fingered arsehole
https://xcancel.com/CrimeLdn/status/1987175539279384854#m>Manchester last night..hehehehehe, although I may be reaching it's interesting to note just how young all the coppers are, obscene levels of turnover I imagine
>>520936280Have to live in UK - or just be a Brit citizen?
>>520937234I'm dipping prawn crackers into a bowl of tesco sweet chilli sauce
>>520937594stop
>>520936360why Blackpool?
>>520937212The trend line doesn't intersect any numerical clusters and the graph suggests there is zero correlation.
>>520936585fuck him, i'm up till DWP office opens he is fucking done! can't have that when i got refused when i do genuinely have problems. yeah fuck that cunt he is done.
>>520937234That's tapas mate.
>>520937272Kill your local simp.Also, man face bitch.
>>520937418i come from a long line of hobbits actually
>>520936585saved for evidence, fucking done what an idiot.
>>520937576I can’t refute.
>>520937114hope they fucking kick your door in you unaware cunt
>>520937546Possibly, but I think you're safe if you're doing part-time work. All the government care about is the total number of unemployed, and since you wouldn't be unemployed, they shouldn't bother you.
Just downloaded fitgirl replack of city skylines. Time to make a comfy little snow town over the next 2 weeks then forget about it
>>520937816and now you've reminded me of that stupid Yarvin piece, fuming rn
>>520937272>FilteredThank God for 4chanX
>>520937153you'll tremor eventually with repeated alcohol abuse
>>520937386underrated
>>520936847Would you rather have Christmas or the ethnostate?I want the ethnostate. I could forgo Christmas or ten honestly.>inb4 hurrr durrr joooooI denounce the talmud
>>520937816>Hairy feetNot sure if want
>>520937546just lie about your circumstances on clearscore and amass a supermassive line of credit
>>520937061>Increasing the retirement age would be the easiest fixIt wouldn't be much of a fix at all. For 'skilled' workers, like you say, cutting the supply of migrant workers will hit by raising demand for entry level workers, and forcing employers to actually start fucking offering entry level positions, by making it impossible to just import 'skilled' workers from abroad. You can't plug that gap with 67 year olds, if they're in that field then by that point they'll be well too advanced in their careers to be going back and taking on 'novice' level work. Meanwhile, for the 'unskilled' work, they're just too fucking old to cover it. People treat the retirement age like it's just an arbitrary number, like some slider in an autistic map video game, but the reality is you're dealing with people whose cognitive abilities are declining, their hearing and eyesight is declining, their dexterity is declining, their mobility is declining, they're going to increasingly struggle with newer methods of working (particularly tech-driven changes), etc. Realistically, you want them out of the work force because their productivity is going to be constantly declining
>>520937594sweet chilli sauce - I am addicted
>>520936327already done the menty helf bit lad
>>520936585thank you for your service anon, that little skinny retard will lose all his bennies in the morning. I'll send them the link to video on my google account over a chat in my DWP account.
>>520938069well there you have it laddywaddydingdong
>>520936984You are correct. This is why I think we should have proportional representation. So if a party gets 34% of the vote then they will get 34% of the seats.
>>520937912>you'll tremorYeah, I already do that. I can't hold a cup of coffee in my right hand.Left hand is fine, I think it's because I use it to wank.
>>520936737Happy for u lad
>>520937577That reminded me of St. George Floyd.>He said he couldn't breathe!>He didn't want to get in the van!Just let them go if they don't want to get in the van, I suppose.
>>520937973i like the end part annoy frog, it goes all messy and skitzo just like an autist likes it. the Beatles were known for their messing around with audio equitment
i'm so ugly
>>520937546Unlikely. Unless they introduce a special immigrant benefit just for immigrants. Then they can cut us off.
>>520937594I envy you.
Norf fc vs Souf fc
that's ok cos so are you
>>520938225There was another one recently where the police were arresting some yoot for hopping the gate at a station and you can hear the nig aunties in the background yelling "they're just a kid!!", and there was another where plod tackles a paki off a quadbike roaring about town and one of his brederin is shouting "he's just a kid, do you feel like a big man?"
>>520938230Day in the lifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usNsCeOV4GMWhen they gave up performing live and just did stuff difficult to play live
>>520938120Doesn’t the problem come down to how that 34% of representatives gets distributed on a local level?It’s this absurd notion that our MP’s are our actual representatives, meaningfully batting for our local causes on the national level. So if for example, your areas largest party is reform, but some leftscum party like greens or something get 10% of the national vote, and your area has one of the highest green turnout, then you’re going to get saddled with the greenshite rather than your good reform lad who the majority in that area wanted.It’s logistically awkward.
>>520936585find any more just post them here, this place will put them on the fucking street where they belong. that is where they end, just look at him hes high as fuck on crack or something...
>>520937780Twats like that ruin it for everybody. But you should still get some sleep, they won't be open until Monday morning.
>>520938120Dunno about that, you look at the Continent and that seems to just end up with voters getting stuck with endless coalition governments that abandon big chunks of their manifestos in order to make the cross-party agreements necessary to put a govt together when you inevitably end up with no single party getting a majority. Backroom deals between party members to accommodate one another, at the expense of the things that the electorate actually wanted from them
>>520938306A game the lionesses could actually win.What stage of the FA cup do you think the England women’s team could enter and actually win a game?I’d love to see it but it’ll never happen.
and i hate smack or crack heads i really do met plenty of them to know they are literally bad crack. they always end up on streets because they always spend all their money your fucking money! then they befriend others and borrow with oh i need food etc. but its for their habit, they always go the same fucking way, they are demented fuck heads. Then they beg on the streets, there is no saving those people!
>>520938428Most credible wagecuck larp.
it's cool if women want to enter and compete in my cup
>>520938224Thanks mate. Makes a change from all the seethe you get on here.I worked hard for it, broke my body, and now I'm reaping the (still shit) rewards.
>>520938628you've been done
>>520938434oh glad you reminded me, it is Saturday still hahaha. I still want to do him though because other people need it and we don't lie but we get refused and suffer because of those fucking idiots. monday he is fucking done i swear on me mums.
>>520936585there's no audio on this how do you know he's not sitting in a wheelchair
>>520938306>0:04Ngubu's a big lad
>>520938628how do people even get addicted to drugsjust stop doing them lmfao
ran out of prawn crackers
corr had pie chips and gravy for tealamb and mint pie too yum lovely
>>520938821needs more meat...
>>520938821praise Jesus
>>520938820Even if he is, that's no excuse. Plenty of sit-down office jobs he could be doing.
>>520938821before or after?
>>520938389>tackles a paki off a quadbikeNice. Then their entire extended family should all be deported.
>>520938885Luckily I prepared
>>520938851There has to be something more to dip in your sweet chilli?
>>520938848i'm doing drugs right now chad lad
>>520938927https://www.reddit.com/r/policeuk/comments/1ne0llk/could_be_worse/
>>520938966This isn't OC. Filtered.
>>520938848why would you stop if you're not addicted though? >oh my drug use is becoming a bit of a problem is only something an addict would ever think up
>>520938120We don't actually vote for a party, though, do we? That's one of the big problems.Maybe there needs to be a separate election, where you do vote for a party. You could vote for a tory MP to represent you, but then vote for a Labour government. The tories could have more seats but Labour would be in charge.
So do we all agree that strategically burdenmaxxing, taking as many bennies as possible to leverage pressure on the broken system is based, but then continuing to scrounge off others work even after we win is scummery?That’s my conclusion.The twat on here the other night confessed that he’ll vote for labour if it means they pay him. Absolute scum.
>>520939033I cooked it tonight (also filtered)
>>520938130Surely the tremor hand would be better for wanking?
>>5209388214 times a week? hahahaone that is too much workout, also you won't gain anything if you do not eat your fucking meat simple as that. You do not need to destroy yourself in the gym, just fucking eat beef like a lot of beef and do minimal and you fucking Shock horror actually fucking grow! if you're still a teen that means massive bones, sexy jaw lines yes... honestly it is shocking to see how the retardation has gonna so bad...fucking butter on bread you tards not fucking faggot plant slop... eggs fucking EGGS LIKE FUCKING 6 OF THEM WILL KEEP YOU GOING ALMOST ALL FUCKING DAY WAKE UP MAN...
>>520939126>I cooked it tonightI know, the crackling wasn't to my liking>(also filtered)Chez cheers
>>520938996I've got some skips, they're a bit like prawn crackers
My mother just came in my room to ask me what a timmycel is and whether or not I watch Nick Fuentes, Britain first is inevitable
stop taking drugs
>>520938851Take the mini poppadom pill.https://www.amazon.co.uk/Heera-Mini-Pappadums-Cumin-Jeera/dp/B010ICC62E?s=grocery&sr=1-2
>>520938130get benzos off dark specifically to treat that, nothing more.
i'm trying
>>520939129I know but I can't use my right hand because I operate the mouse with that one.Whadda you gonna do?
>>520939091That’s the logical conclusion.But then you run into another issue which is what you have in the U.S; the popular vote is almost always won by the leftshit because they can afford to cram the cities with scrounger filth who vote for a living.A huge amount of obamas, killary’s, Bidens and kamalas votes came from city dwelling scum that democrat politics have ensconced there.So if you have a national government won by the popular vote, that popular vote can be cultivated by the incumbent govt in harmful ways; doing whatever they can to get the populace addicted to the govt teat.
>>520939158And eggs are still cheap because everyone is retarded and shit scared to eat them... how can food you would have eaten through human evolution harm you? its total fucking bullshit.
>>520939216>they're a bit like prawn crackersOoh, yeah. Now you're thinking.
>>520939294Voice commands.
>>520939129kek>>520939157i hope that's fake
fucking kekthrowback
>>520939091but how do you vote for the children
I turn 31 next weekI have never had sexOr a girlfriend
>>520939279Can you get them from the GP? I've got a prescription prepayment certificate (PPC).
>>520939216Basically exactly what they are
>>520939096You need the balance. Take what you can, but don't become dependent on it. If bennies are all you have to live off, then you're going to be made a mug by TPTB whenever it becomes a political battleground. And if you're optimistic enough to believe we will win, then obviously you need something to fucking do once the gravy train stopsLike, shit, get on PIP and get your Motability spazz chariot, sure, but don't be bone idle like
>>520939091meaning such democracy in history
>>520939371She doesn't listen to me
>>520939421is it legal for you to go to one of those legal hooker countries within the European Union
>>520939421powerful
>>520939232filtered
>>520939389Why are you on multiple ID's? I'm trying to get rid of you.>Filtered
>>520939495>the return, of the sausages
>>520939332What I would do then is send immigrants and the like exclusively to leftist constituencies. They voted for them, they can have them.
>>520939519We have legal hookers in the UK. It's only illegal for them to have pimps.
>>520939437darknet. 10 plus shipping.not even lying to you, only retards abuse them. They're anti anxiety pills that suppress seizures etc. half a tab stops tremors within half hour
>>520937893Cities skylines; worth getting?I played a little civ 6 but it was broken as fuck. Only got console so I can’t really go deep into strategy but that seems like a decent thinky type of game.
>>520939547 you won't beat his desperate need for attention
>The Home Secretary is set to announce a major shake-up of the immigration and asylum system later this month, the BBC has learned.>Shabana Mahmood will model some of her new measures on the Danish system - seen as one of the toughest in Europe.>It is understood officials have been looking at Denmark's tighter rules on family reunion and restricting most refugees to a temporary stay in the country.>Mahmood wants to reduce incentives that draw people to the UK, while making it easier to expel those with no right to be in the country.>But some in her party are against going down the Danish route, with one left-wing Labour MP saying it was too "hardcore" and contained echoes of the far right.wtf I love keir now
>>520939519Sure - get a Ryanair flight to anywhere in Belgium - Charleroi for example.
>>520939545you'll be back
>>520939421How did it feel when you became a wizard?
>>520939632lol i was just there
i'm such a fat cunt
>>520938038Fundamentally, regardless of inefficiencies in the workplace, you want citizens claiming a state pension and all of its associated benefits as brief a time as possible. Retirement benefits simply do not work when they can be claimed for a period of 20 years.The question of the welfare state in the 21st century is how we maintain an aging population while not raising retirement ages.
>>520939421get out of the UK, goto germany northwest osnabruck get into a taxi and ask for clubs with women, like club 31 or club 32 etc... Don't be moral fag, just do it... then you will see its no problem its nothing to be scared of, sex is over rated to fuck you will think bleh what ever. t. ex soldier
>>520939612City skylines is pretty good, you can use mouse and keyboard on the console one too. I'd recommend it on sale though as there's loads of expansionsAlso you'd be surprised how deep you can go nowadays, lots of strat games ported Tbh unless expansions have changed it, skylines was never as management focused as say sim city where you could fuck up
>>520938821idubbbz still hasn't recovered.
>>520939389If that’s you, tell her I said she should kill herself. That thing is a monster. Disgusting.
>>520939610Gabapentin used to do it for me. I could get that from the GP.
>>520938306Top kek, haven't laughed so much in ages.
>>520938306KEK
>>520939091>We don't actually vote for a party, though, do we?Technically, no, but most people do.
Bogdan "Best Buds with Paedophiles" Koshertits in?
Concentration camps but for pub bar queuers
>>520939612>cities skylinesget it off fitgirl-repacks.site>>520939815they control gabapentin now too. the only reason i get benzodiazepines off the darkweb is because GPs will never fucking prescribe them these days even though they work perfectly for alcohol withdrawal.
have you ever seen a friend get arrested?Did you cause it? What happened?
>>520939728>i'm such a fat cuntIt's bulking season. you're supposed to be.
>>520939619>and restricting most refugees to a temporary stay in the country.Immediately rendered moot by legal precedent establishing it would be a human rights violation to deport people to countries where they're liable to face persecution, where there's ongoing conflict, or where they're liable to be executed, or if doing so would 'interfere' with their 'family life' (i.e. they have dependents in Britain). It's all just rearranging deckchairs on the Titanic if you don't strip out the underlying legislative rot
>>520939448Tbh I haven’t been on bennies for about 5 years, could still absolutely get them, but got work thanks to family. Only bother doing the job because I actually see the benefit to people I care about.My interest in what folks view on it is, whether we’re doing it to fuck the system or just out of fucking laziness.As I said, the twat on the other night who will hand starmer a vote for his rent money made me want to puke. Enemy within the gates.
>>520939750>The question of the welfare state in the 21st century is how we maintain an aging population while not raising retirement ages.
>>520939437get a pure indica weed lad, trust me on this it shuts down my mind it stops everything within 10 - 20 minutes but you become super lazy as fuck. it stops it, you have to micro dose it, small single skinners till it start working. A pure indica is not a head high, its so low in THC but it will still put you on your ass, its a very strong body high. fuck the pills off!get in touch with legal UK cannabis groups they can give you a card and then you can get it delivered to your door legally. They only say you have to vape it, but honestly you do what you want with that information... But yeah you need a pure indica with no sativa, the sativa would mess with your head and cause panic.
>>520940045oh boy that's small as my ex-girlfriend's dick. u should peep my big un
>>520940060i feel so slow i hate itgonna binge drink for a couple days then hard cut 8kg + whatever i put on binge drinking
>>520939421Don't worry bout it. Well over rated. Browns and mednoids can't get enough of it but for me, i lost my virginity to my wife at 29 and never had anyone else. She left us anyway but looking back now at 50, Id say taking smack was about 1000 times bigger and more meaningful experience. Ecstasy in the 90s was better too.
>>520939692I felt nothingOr rather, I felt likeI had always been a wizard
>>520940076>whether we’re doing it to fuck the system or just out of fucking laziness.Many say the latter, when truthfully it's the former. tbqh, I think working but fiddling your taxes is probably the more based alternative, but obviously much higher risk
>>520940237Damn...that's deep.
>>520940142just order flower off dark net
>>520940239>>520940076>Many say the latter, when truthfully it's the formerI'm fucking retarded and got latter and former backwards, brb going to hang myself from the rafters
>>520940230sorry for your loss anon. hope she's still well alive in your memory.
>>520940267doesn't sound as legal as the other posterIn fact you're encouraging illegal activity
actually might just start the cut tomorrow i hate this
>>520940267i don't need too, but yeah what ever. captcha has 420 in it lol...
I wonder who got those houses in the Peoples Republic of Newham
>>520939750There are a significant number of retirees alive today who will have spent more time as a dependent (childhood, schooling, further schooling, and now pensioners especially via early retirement and improved medical care) than as productive workers.
>>520939728Get an exercise bike with a little km counter.Start cycling, once you’ve done .2km then sprint for another .2km, then go back to normal pace. Do that for 3 minutes and take a minute of slow pace cycling.Repeat after your minute rest. Do that for about half an hour.After your first go, see how many km you managed to clock up, and see if you can beat that the next day.Getting out of fat habits is one of the hardest things, especially if you only have negative motivators (I don’t want to look like this) as opposed to positive motivators (I want that girl to let me fuck), so you need a way to ease into the behaviours.Just doing 30 minutes a day while you watch some tv should be doable?
Me economic manifesto:New category of citizenship: Native Citizen.If you have one ancestor born in the UK before 1945 you can apply for Native Citzenship.Native Citizens have the right to vote, right to benefits, state pension, social housing, etc.Non-Native Citizens can hold UK passports and live in the UK. However they are not allowed to vote, they are not entitled to any benefits, they must pay for any public service they use, and their base income tax rate is 40%. With a 100% tax rate on remittances.Immigration: FicksedBudget Deficit: FicksedVote for me.
https://xcancel.com/keir_stalin/status/1986411970992750601#m>I feel like the rise in *english* rather than british nationalism specifically over the last few years is absolutely part of a deliberate campaign to weaken and eventually destroy the union. Probably Russian intelligence.PUTLER!!!!
>>520940423You need to find out where your excess calories come from too. Mine is easy, I only need to stop drinking coffee.
>>520940410the blob of dependencethe commie blocsthe dindu niffinsthe entitlement statefeminism controlled by intolerance foreigners
>>520940322>>520940361safer than real life t b q h w y
>>520939713Shit town, happy hookers
>>520940239Taxation is theft.Tax evasion is very based.
>>520940423You can do the same with walking.Walk 5K and note the time taken then try to break your record a few times a week.Pretty good fun when you get into it.
>>520940423>Get an exercise bikefuck off gimp
>>520940267I'm actually take a break from smoking weed because i'm moving slowly towards where i want to be and that is with a job again. aye.that weed it makes me super lazy, its hard when i quit because i get the sweats, i get the Anxiety etc. it all comes back with vengeance but 2 month later and i'm doing much better. baby steps. I'm sick of sitting here talking to you mongs desu.
>>520940596Its also fun to discover what's about.
>>520940597Damn, you’ve done me again.
>>520940121Minimum retirement age, but you can work beyond it.Maximum 10 years of pension. Take it too early and live too long, and that's it. No more money. Assisted suicide time.
>>520940410Part of the point I was trying to make. These retirees are being maintained via medical advances and the state is artificially lowering the cost of their care by maintaining a pool of cheap labour. It's catastrophic in the long term but we're living in a country where long term action plans are politically impossible.
>>520940634ffs
>>520940026Hey anon, know if it's easy to get workshop mods working on fitgirl repacks?
I was fiending to hard I think my dealer cut me off, shame damn good weed
>>520940526Don’t you get shit breath from drinking coffee? I can’t stand it, I have a sweet tooth and can’t drink it.For a while I thought a co-worker was losing his marbles and forgetting to wipe his ass after a shit because of the smell of poop, but then I noticed no smell when he wasn’t talking, and no smell before he had his coffee.Coffee is le bad mkay.
>walkingcan you gimps not?
>>520940634Looks like Alicia ffs
>>520939421>>520939657Men are the romantic ones of the species modern women are just pieces of shit. Ignore any woman that's chronically on social media. There are very sweet women out there just go the opposite way normal fags go and you'll find them.
LADS THE FUCKING WAR IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN ANY DAY NOW? ARE YOU READY?It’s time to get /fit/ for the racewar and I’ve wrote the perfect routine to get us all fighting fit but you need to be dedicated to the routine and saving our countryThis is all body weight because real men can fight without equipment>MondayArms day3 sets of 5 push upsBe sure to have 2 min rest between sets to not burn out>TuesdayLegs2 sets of 5 squatsMake sure to go deep>WednesdayRest, you earned it>ThursdayStomach3 sets of 5 sit upsIf you’re advanced maybe switch to crunches>Saturday/SundayRest, you should be in church anyway
>>520940807kekseen recent pics of hershe's going bald
>>520940689"Leadbeater solves this"I've seen people say due to the collapse of faith you can't even pivot towards a societal acceptance of death, people instead will simply cling onto life as long as possible.
>>520940752fitgirl works. i know fuck all about mod compatibility. it does work i just don't know how.>>520940632>you mongscheersanyway. At one point in my life i smoked half ounce a week and I never got sweats etc. Anxiety yes, but it lasses quickly. weed is 10x easier to quit than drink. just do it™ as Nike would say.
Nimbus clouds up me rase
>>520940596I do this every day, high protein, low fat/ carbs. Lost 27 kg over 18 months while putting on muscle
he was such a real nigga for this
>>520940854Just like you lil gobletto floppycockLMAO
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>>520940854Getting patted on the head too much iykwim
>>520940792>Coffee is le bad mkay.>pre-workout has caffeine in itI'll keep drinking coffee. Ever tried viagra before the gym?
>>520940502.
>>520940752then again, my rimworld mods worked on the pirates version if the versions matched the pirated version.other games will definitely vary
>>520940663it's what you get for being a gimp
>>520940833You'd just overtrain doing that
>>520941035humongously based as fuck
>>520941069You one zesty ass nigger.>ooohhhh guys I’m sooooo fatIf you ain’t fat then stop fishing for sympathy.
>>520940502you have my vote
>>520940833This is nothing, for old women
Giraffe eggs are made of wood so they do not break on their long descent for the giraffes arse
>>520941029Nah I reckon the boner would be awkward.
>>520940962That's a solid amount to lose.
2014;second bird i shagged and was in an 19 month relationship with i met on an ancient app called 'hot or not'. she said she was 18 but turned out to actually be 16, i was 18. after messaging constantly for a few days she came round. we walked around where i lived for a bit, went to burger king and did some more walking and talking. before you knew it we were in my room watching family guy on a dodgy russian website where you could watch series of shows for free.it got late so we decided to go to sleep in my single bed, and i asked if she wanted to cuddle, she happily obliged. after talking for a little while and looking into each others eyes i half-leaned in for a kiss and she leaned in and we started passionately kissing down what seemed like an eternity. our mouths were in perfect rhythm, eyes closed and then i started biting her bottom lip. at first she was surprised but then she started biting mine as we were kissing and eventually we fell asleep. our lips were both sore the next morning.
>>520935970no beans
Got sucked of by a tranny in the forest tonight. Nice person, very friendly and feminine, almost innocent.
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>>520941219Hen fruit
>>520941335the next morning we continued kissing and being the absolute chad i am, i convinced her to give me a blowjob. this lasted about five seconds as she instantly toothed my bellend so i immediately told her to stop. she was so embarrassed, saying she hadn't done anything like that before so we both laughed, turned on american dad, kissed and cuddled for a few hours until she left.a few days later she called me saying her parents had gone away for the weekend so her house was free, so naturally i immediately got on the train to her's and she met me at the train station. after getting to her house we went straight upstairs to her room and she explained that she was on her period when she had first met me, so she wanted to have sex.we started kissing and my my hands were mapping the various parts of her body until they found a very wet patch between her legs that i started massaging. i've never heard sounds such as the sounds that were coming out of her mouth before, moaning with pure pleasure. after doing this for a while i tried to do what i did with my previous ex, 2 fingers in, bash upwards and rub the clit making her cum. however, to my surprise, my middle and index finger did not fit. so instead i used my middle finger that BARELY fit and was fingering her for a good 10 minutes then we heard the front door bang and someone came up the stairs. the door was still open and her brother looked in. my first instinct was to say "alright mate how are you doing, to which he said good thanks, going straight into his room, my finger still inside her.
>>5209412422700cal/ day too. This way the weight stays off and you feel good while doing it. Yo-yo dieting/ fasting never lasts an you'll feel shitty all the time
>>520941171stop being so emotional mani just hold myself to a higher standard and if i want to complain about feeling overweight at 81kg 6'2 i willidc if it hurts your feelings
>>520940632>where i want to be and that is with a job again. aye.no doubt there are others who feel the same way in my generation, labor will try to say it was them that made us act this way in a good light like yeah they are that shameless. No we fucking act this way because we know what happened and we know what they have been doing and how they how be able to do it. This is far from what they actually want for us. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvOWhw8OrvAhe is right!a torry boo hiss, yeah i do not like them either but when you look at it as is there is only one way out of it. Imagine you have debt and you instead of pay it back blame them for borrowing you the money. Well that is stupid because these debt collects bought your debt from someone else, they offer service to companies who would have otherwise gone fucking bust because you didn't bother to repay what they sold to you. i'm not very good at explaining things, but one thing is clear you have to pay back what you borrowed. You can once the interest has been added etc. (they can't keep adding more) offer then £1 a month to all your creditors, that would at least then prevent these people from seizing your assets. and if you have a fucking brain and your not a pea brain that means you could then get into what ever money making plans you have, it could be investment into crypto right?then you could go on the earn your fortune, then you can pay it all off no problems right? use your brain, stop sitting there worrying. labor are arseholes but they did one thing i like, that is i can go find work and try to work and if it does not work out i do not lose my current benefits. the torry way was if i dared get off my arse i'd lose everything and be back to basic which honestly would fucking kill me. i had to fight tooth and nail for what i get... so fuck that faggot in that tiktok video, like i said he is done on monday and he will find himself on the fucking street. fuck retarded zoomers
>>520941422her face immediately turned bright red after i'd just said that upon meeting her brother, so we got dressed and went out for a walk around where she lived, talking etc. eventually we ended up getting back to hers but she insisted that i stay the night, but that we go back to mine the day after because of her brother bringing his friends round. so we got back to hers and her brother and his friends, some male some female, about a 50/50 split offered us both a drink, so we drank the drink they gave us, smoked some cigarettes, chatted and went back up to her room.immediately she pounced on me and started kissing me, pushing me down and asking me what i wanted her to do. so i told her to cover her teeth with her lips. i literally inspected her mouth to make sure she had done it correctly and she took my jeans off. she didn't even need to touch me with her hands as i was already erect beyond measure, so i told her while covering her teeth with her lips to start sucking. it was a shoddy job but i trained her how to do it properly eventually. i mustve came in about two minutes flat, she did not spill one drop of my cum and gulped it down as if it were were some kind of prize, some kind of achievement to her that she had made me cum.of course i had to return the favour so i pushed her down, and using previously mapped coordinates started massaging her clit. her legs started shaking so i put my middle finger inside and started licking her clit and i shit you not her body started completely spazzing out, shaking the bed, making the floor creak whilst moaning. so i moved my head up from between her legs and asked her if she was alright, to which she replied "it's too much, can we just kiss and cuddle and watch tv?"
I miss the British Empire..
>>520941447>labor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpt4EZhlNOk
>>520941427>random brit when he picks up a josh banI've been there. Also fuck off josh.
gpt v is such a woman
>>520941473so we did exactly just that. her body mustve been trembling for a good 20 minutes while we were laying there watching tv. i think it was fucking mtv or some shit i wasn't paying attention. just like that she fell asleep in my arms, so i carefully put her to bed, i got up because i could still hear her brother and his friends drinking/being rowdy downstairs. so i went downstairs to apologise to him, he hands me a beer and starts laughing about how he didn't expect to come home to that, offers me a few beers so i sit there chatting to his friends. i must've had 3-4 beers with them, they seemed like nice people so we chatted. having made amends i thanked him for the beers and went upstairs into her room. she was still fast asleep so i got in bed and before i knew it, it was morning.as soon as she woke up she woke me and asked me when we're going to get the train to mine, as it's more private. i asked her if she was still alright from the last evening and she said that she had only ever kissed someone at a party before and that she'd never experienced anything like she'd experienced the previous evening. so we got dressed, took the train to mine, said hi to my mum and dad, and went upstairs. i turned on the computer to put more family guy on as background noise and again she immediately pounced on me unzipping my jeans and started going on me again. she seemed a bit better that time, and again, did not spill one single drop of cum. i pretty much did the same as i did the previous night but this time she asked me to keep going, so i did. i figured my old strategy i used with my ex to give her multiple orgasms would work on her, so i started rubbing her wet clit for a while, then inserted my middle finger and bashed up on her g-spot. her body started to tense up which is the cue to rub the clit and make her cum and yet again her whole body started completely spasming whilst she was moaning. she got my pillow and put it over her mouth as to not be so loud.
you all fucking blame us, we got fucking shafted what the fuck are you daft little cunts on about? it is cretins like that tiktok video who are destroying our fucking country. faggots that where not even fucking born when i served. fuck you all i will fuck anyone of you little twats for doing shit like that. after you stated you hate my generation, you have not even seen us fight back yet....we will fucking destroy you fucking muppets.
I'm downloading a game, so the pictures on here are loading like I'm on a dial-up connection.
wtf lads. One of the dogs is having a mad half hour before bed. Other dog has already gone to bed (she takes herself off to bed at bedtime bless her)I’m watching the energetic dog and playing with him. Anyway he disappears downstairs for a bit so I go check on him. He’s in the dining room which is odd. The two dogs have their dinner bowls in seperate rooms because the older less energetic one is autistic as fuck and will only eat hers in a certain place. Anyway I catch him at the other dogs dinner bowl. But he’s not been eating it, he’s sat in the fucking thing. He’s sitting on her dinner and rubbing his arse on it. What the fuck is that about
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>>520941434It just goes to show. Some people are just cunts.
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>>520941630he's claiming it as his territoryonly way to resolve this problem is by sitting in it yourself in front of him and rubbing your arse all over it to assert dominance
For fuck's sake!
>>520941627I had to move vidya from my streamer to my pc whilst downloading new vidya to my streamer whilst watching a movie and had stuttering video and audio. I should probably improve my setup.
>>520941630Weird that. What dogs are they. Also you could be Josh
>>520941559Ask it to to create a poster or whatever extolling the benefits of immigration and diversity
reform is coming and its gonna be the massive melt down of the century for retarded limp wristed lefty zoomers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrTBRQiQKRwthank you Mr Farage for your service in advance ;-Dahaha they think they will tactically vote there way out, computer models says nope.
>>520941667alwayspost body
>>520940026>they control gabapentin now tooGrim. I took an 'overdose' on them and they admitted me to hospital because I had an anxiety attack and my ex rang an ambulance. Now they won't give shit. Stupid paki GP bitch only gives me 1 week of codeine at a time now. rNHS is a paki cunt.
>>520941858>think they will tactically votei was not gonna vote, but i will be registering for that voter ID asap, you just do not understand that you lot are retarded, thanks for the heads up now we know what you will try to do and so we will make sure we all vote for Reform, you have no chance now. Some one was upset let me guess with out reading, something to do with that idiot on tiktok, listen bro i'm having none of it!about the warningdidn't read...go fuck your self you do not fucking thrust us through this shit for the last 20 years and now expect us to just pretend we have to be nice. nope, we are going to dismantle you totally, i will rest once that is done. I want my fucking family safe you stupid fucking idiot, you watch what will happen when something really goes down you have millions of British men, millions ready to take peoples fucking heads off.go fuck yourself and eat a bag of dicks.DON'T TAKE THE FUCKING PISS OUT OF US ALRIGHT?
LOOK AT ME CUNT, OVER 20 CANS DEEP, WELL OVER AND I CAN STILL CALL YOU A FUCKING CUNT.
and still reset that fucking router, you bans do not apply to me and if they did so fucking what you fucking limp dicked wanker? get a life man before some mother fucker burns it down again...
>>520942835>mother fucker burns it down again...they are watching i don't know them but they are watching, they will be within your ranks trust me. they are just waiting trust me, that is no threat its just i know how they would when you get so arsey about people exercising their right.you people are so fucking retarded...
its wonder you can even breath at this point...
