I met Wayne Lambright out in the Joshua Tree National Park yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my trip, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I decided to head back to my camper for some water I saw him trying to coax a chipmunk with like fifteen Milky Way candy bars in his hands (I don't think they eat candy).The Park Ranger who was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to leave the wildlife alone.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and swallowed each bar himself without chewing and throwing the wrappers on the ground.The ranger started writing him multiple tickets for littering, Wayne stopped him and told him to write each ticket individually with pencil and paper “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After the ranger wrote the tickets and tried to tell him the amount of fines incurred, Lambright kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly and claiming he was interfering with an election or something.Strangest day of my fucking life..
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>>520983915good to see wayne is taking himself more seriously these days
How old is this pasta?
>correct
>>520983915Am I supposed to know who that is? Or care?
>>520985468>Am I supposed to know who that is?It's Lambright, future President of the United States, the future is bright Lambright!
>>520983915Learn to swim nigger.
>>520986936This guy is a riot.
If i was yank id vote for you wayne.The futures bright!
>>520983915where the fuck is that semen you promised me and my wife?
The story of Wayne is very interesting. From being an Ivy League bachelor socialite jock, to beefing with sheriffs from the comfort of his desert shack. Wayne Lambright is the Great Gatsby of our days. I'm writing his unauthorized biography, if he wants royalties I can let him live in my Juarez shack.
>>520987677>corona pants>pabst shirtAll class.
>>520988132>>corona pants>>pabst shirtI didn't even notice, top kek, very based!
>>520985468Hello newfaggot retard
Remember when Wayne was buff for like a year?
>>520987677He will be dead soon from his decaying teeth
>>520983915Good variation on a good pasta. Well done OP, good thread. Have a bump.
>>520988737He could do it again he still has that muscle memory
>>520988737>buffIs this him its all I could find.
>>520989773>>520983915>men don't hit the w-ACK
>>520984630i think it's fresh.
>>520985468Fucking newfag. Lurk more post less.
>>520983915This happened. I saw it.
>>520984630Pretty old. Was originally an /mu/ pasta about flying lotus i think.
>>520992563I was correct. Looked it up. Dates back to 2012.
>>520983915wayne looking like a fat pig in this photo i hope he is taking care of his health
>>520989735One glass of red wine a day is claimed by studies to be equal to an hour at the gym. High resveratrol grape types. Too bad Australia can't make wine.
