>Anon come fix the dishwasher it broke, I’m too lazy to learn how to use it, now be a man while I go back to watching Netflix and scrolling tiktok
>>520991414you put dish soap in it didnt you
>>520991414Modern marriage is a scam and early death contract
>>520991414I am rather single, I can do all the shit women do now myself.Can even make my own bread. Most women are not as good at cooking. So why do I need one?
>>520991507This. The dishwasher is fine if you know how to use it correctly.
>>520991507I had to learn this the hard wayt. man
>>520991507I almost did this one time and realized at the last minute that it was retarded.
>>520991414>Throw out dishwasher>woman is now dishwasherproblem sovled
>>520991507kek/thread
>>520991507Yeah that’s what she did even though i told her not to
>>520991414Marriage is great if you find someone who is supportive of you. It's something some people never learn. Young anons treat each other like adversaries in relationships. You gotta get over that. Help her fix her stupid mistake and then get a blow job. On a side note, if you're dishes aren't greasy, you don't even need to use soap. The hot water sterilizes them.
>>520992624I've been married for a bit over a decade. A fix for this requires a few specialized tools that you don't have. Socket set, channel lock set, impact driver, your pick. She can either call you out admitting she was full of shit and trying to stir trouble. Or she genuinely believes it's magic and you need the tools to save your house. My dryer needed a 22 ramset, the stubborn bastard.
>>520992624
They design the new washers to only work with more expensive soap. If you out normal soap into it, it automatically lets the bubbles breach the seal and pisses on your floor. It likely works just fine, well, as intended by the Chinese.
I love my wife and she's my best friend. We split the household chores pretty evenly. Both have things we're good at.
>>520991414women are nothing but trouble.
>>520991414>fix the dishwasherWhat's wrong with her?
>>520991414>Women >Not beating them to put them in their placeYou are ngtmi, enjoy divorce rape and having your kids be raised against you so ne the jew sides with foids.
>>520991414my wife handwashes our dishes and makes me food
I think men should start giving birth. This would solve all of these problems. I mean you already complain like women and most of you can’t fix shit or reprimand your useless wife, that you chose because she is liberal and willing to do sex with you online. I think men are dropping the ball and conservative women won’t follow you or your nonsense.
>>520991414Same as the point of ancient marriage. If society collapsed wed have no DMV but we'd still have exclusive mating.
>>520993370>Eating >No greasy on plate>You need fats for a healthy brain Must be a vegan..
>>520991507>put dish soap in dish washerThat never crossed my minds. How absolutely retarded would you need to be to come up with this?
>>520991613>This. The dishwasher is fine if you know how to use it correctly.But enough about your wife, what about the dish washing machine?
>>520991414I have no fucking idea honestly. I've talked to tons of women and they just want free meals and sex, absolutely nobody is talking about starting a family and/or having kids. It's just SEXXXXXXXXX and other empty nonsense. It's totally unsurprising with how modernity is but it's also extremely gay.
>>520993966"Conservative women" will be put back in their place and be made to follow forcefully, same as liberal women. We don't need their consent.
Union synergy
>>520991414>>520992624the western women have fallen
Mega Unions: What It Is And Why It Works So BeautifullyMarriage is broken, and we have fixed it. Marriage is a union between two people that have surrendered themselves to each other, it is a pact, an union, an oath; It is sacred, unbreakable, and holy, and it should always be.We have heard about the tales of Solomon and his 700 wives and about other people who commonly have amounted so many unions, and it worked, it is even religiously accepted and not only that It is right and fitting for the modern world.How it works?!Imagine: A man marries his first woman, she is his woman, he is her man, they are married, then they take interest in another woman to wife, they marry, it adds to the union then they marry another woman and so on, remember, this is a perfect union: They share finances, connections, abilities, they work for each other, they uplift each other, they create for themselves the greatest amount of happiness, pleasure, self realization, love, support and everything a marriage should provide and more, they are the perfect union.Divorce and betrayal are abominable; and they understand it and are so in love in this union that forfeiting it is not an option. And there are even a possibility of having non exclusive partners that marry other people, now what a huge synergy network that is.There are many studies that prove that married couples are richer and happier, because they provide for each other support, in a level of trust maybe only a marriage provides, how much more would then be this huge union where this great synergy of people work together in complete trust and commitment, this is what marriage is supposed to be.This is the perfect union and it honors all of the principles, including religious, it respects human needs and provides a modern meaning to marriage, it is what marriage should be about: happiness, guidance, synergy, pleasure, work, cooperation, complete trust: a beautiful institution.
What's the point of a dishwasher if you require special soap and prewashing dishes by hand anyway? I wash my dishes in the sink every time I'm done eating. It takes like 5 minutes and the dirty dishes don't pile up. Add maybe another 5 minutes to clean the stove and kitchen area and that's done.
>>520991414open in and post the damage pic
>>520991507Hey i didn't expect this alright. Happened once, washing machine, different than usual gel. Thankfully it was pretty old and survived the foampocalypse just fine, wouldn't bet on the same outcome with modern ones.
>>520994032i mean i kind of get it if you consider>dish soap>dish washeri also went and looked at my dishwasher after i posted that. its a basic frigidaire. doesnt give any sign or warning that you shouldnt put dish soap in it.
>>520991414Dishes are washed by hand in this home.
>>520994629youre ok>>520994710
>>520991507I knew a woman who did this. Same woman who went to a BLM march with a sign but acknowledged she knew next to nothing about politics but "wanted to learn more."At least she had a nice ass and pale skin. Pretty decent kisser too. Too bad she was a slut and married to some military service member. Thank you for your cervix if you're reading this, Jay, sorry I barebacked your wife.
>>520992624>”haha that’s just my silly wife”
Fixed a stove this am for wife, 15 minutes. Ez. It’s my stove too, like I’d pay anyone to fix my shit. lolLmao
>>520994710Does your microwave have a warning sign saying you shouldn't put metallic items in it?
>>520991414There isn't any.Used to be that running a household was basically a full time job, back when there were no electrical appliances. You'd either pay out the ass for hired help or stay with your parents, nothing inbwetween.Now, you can do just fine living on your own with housework taking up m1-3 hours weekly at most. So there is no reason not to do that. >b-but muh keedzChildren can mostly take care of themselves by the age of 6 at latest. While they may still need guidance and instruction afterwards, its not a full time job either. Getting a woman just for taht simply creates hen mothers who keep babying their children far longer than approriate as they have nothing better to do.
>>520991507In my case I bought some eco-friendly "plastic free" dishwasher tabs and>pic relatedhappenedWent back to regular river-destroying ecoterrorist tabs and had no issues since.
>>520991414ive never used my dishwasher a single time. whats the point
>>520995178>regular river-destroying ecoterrorist tabsthese clean better too. cascade baby.
>>520994629>foampocalypse
>>520995195it washes dishes i think
>>520995306you have to wash them before you put them in the dishwasher anyway so why not just spend an extra 30 seconds and clean the dish entirely
>>520995178As a 14 year professional salmon biologist I want you to know I cry over this with all of the Atlantic salmon in your rivers
>>520991414Modern marriage is just chattle slavery. I’m currently being threatened by my boomers into marrying a crosseyed demonic freak obese roastie. If I don’t marry her, they say they’re gonna frame me for crimes. It’s just chattel slavery
>>520996001>I’m currently being threatened by my boomers into marrying a crosseyed demonic freak obese roastie. If I don’t marry her, they say they’re gonna frame me for crimes.Do go on
>>520992624its literally better to use no detergent at all than dish soap glasses might get cloudy without detergent but at least they wont be dirty or wont flood kitchen with soapy water
>>520991414tax benefits
>>520994032One time I did it when I was extremely tired without thinking. I keep the dish soap and dish detergent right next to eachother, and I was about to fill up the sink right after, so it was just a dumb automatic thing.
>>520993472fucking kek. good job anon
>>520991414it's so that women can fuck over a man with no repercussions
>>520992624So then you beat her afterwards right?
>>520993370>Help her fix her stupid mistake and then get a blow job.This works only in early stages
>>520996001Can't you pop open your gun locker and go PEW PEW PEW 'murica on them?Like theres exactly one good thing about your country, yet you never make use of it.
