Oh, valentines, ye virgins and veterans, voice this verse ! Veto the volitions of the virulent vermins of Venus !How vexatious, that these vain, vapid, and venal vixens vaunt their vaginas vaingloriously, vilifying the vitality of the virile with their devil's venoms. Let them vent their varicose vindictiveness with the vineyards and vibrators they so voluntarily value. Such vaxxed vagrants, deserving of reverence ? A violation of virtue, verily. To vanquish this viciously veiled vanguard of vice, the virtuous vouch to vomit on vulgarity, disavow voyeurism, and venerate only the virtually voluptuous.Only such love can veer the vote from the viragos' oft vaunted verbiage of vitriol, and revert the universe to value the vestal.To vacate the void. To vanish from the vacuity of the vulva and its diversions.This verse my vow, a votive.A vendetta.
