FUNKO POPS ARE COOKED! I DIDNT VOTE FOR THIS!>Funko has warned investors that it may not survive another year after reporting a sharp decline in sales and issuing a formal notice about its financial stability.>https://archive.is/p7d6R
>>520995190TOTAL FUNKO DEATH
>>520995190Trump will be the best president of all time if this happens
>>520995190I don't even know what you are talking about.
>>520995190I've been wondering for like 15 years now who the actual fuck bought and collected these ugly things
>>520995284soibois mostly, based on my observations. I've only seen them in people's houses a few times in my various travels, and they were usually at man children battle stations
>>520995284Funko Pops are a litmus test. If someone has even a single one it means they're an NPC with no real personality. No real likes or dislikes they've reached under their own steam. They're just sponges that accept what other people tell them to like. No one that's actually thoughtful and contemplative and questioning has ever looked at a Funko Pop and thought "This is nice. I want this."
>>520995284I've always wanted to buy one but it's all just marvel and disney gay shit. Give me Tommy Wiseau or something.
>>520995281fuck that geezer we're talking about FUNKO POPS for gods sakes
>>520995190Imagine collecting ugly plastic pop culture dolls. Its peak capitalism brain drain
An iconic goymeme on its deathbed. How time flies..
>>520995284
>>520995281Day late and a dollar short old dumb fuck golem
>>520995190Millennials are aging out.
>>520995190 Cynthia Williams, murders another collectable hobby she was finished with MTG so now she destroyed Funko Pops I have to respect her mission. Where will she destroy next?
>>520995190The boomers got baited into debt/spending with Jetskis and Fast Sports cars. Millennials get plastic onions dolls and Legos.
And you people said tariffs are bad.
>>520995284Redditors. Unironically.
>>520995190Should have died over a decade ago.
>>520995190Wtf is a Funko pop
>>520997614Fun fact: Whenever you see Muslims blocking traffic to "pray," either walk by them and fart or have a woman in revealing clothes walk by them. According to Islamic theology, you just canceled out all of their prayers.
>>52099528180 years later and he's just now realizing he fought to save a group of people that wants him, and people like him, to go extinct.
>>520995190Dear Zoomers and Gen Alpha. These things were the lame, crystal and pewter collectibles that boomers bought, but to millennials. If we had kids, they'd be just like us when our parents and grandparents dumped off their estate full of garbage onto us, but millennials aren't having kids, so who knows what'll happen to these faggy things. Also, don't fall for your generations equivalent of this gay, faggot shit, whatever it may be.
>>520998325They have to fart not you.
>>520998325Thanks? I guess? I would prefer it if they fucked off.
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>>520995284It’s a Reddit bubble
>>520995190Good. Nendoroid is better by every metric.
>>520998516Hi sweaty be sure to seethe at my picture as you your entire worldview breaks , jewboy
>>520995284people hopelessly addicted to pop-culture and consumerism. any time one of these "people" find a show they like, they attach to it like a fucking lampray and make that thing their entire identity and life for a few months until they latch onto something else to obsess over. its spiritually jewish
Recession indicator.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how coin collecting is the most god-tier of all collector hobbies?>made of precious metals>beautiful designs>tangible historical value>only go up in value>can put them in album and admire them all at onceNumismatism chads rise up!
>>520998819Nah, man. We millennials are just getting old, or dying from the vaxx. DESU, most of the people that collected this garbage, died of myocarditis or turbo cancer, so there's no one left to buy them.
They said this happened 2 years ago. The fans are too deep in it for it to fail. Like Bitcoin.
>>520998468They should show a shelter made of soiboi collectibles in a post apocalyptic movie.
>>520999001When was the last time anyone bought Faggo-Pops? Younger generations don't even know what they are, and hell, neither do most millennials. This shit is as dead as the vaxxed faggots that died of turbo-ass-cancer.
>>520998871lol they're only worth something if someone fucked up the printing for one minute and they make it out.
>>520995190Lububu next
>>520999116I'll believe it when they stop announcing more.
>>520999369They can announce new ones all they want, but if no one buys them anymore, they're dead. No one buys this shit anymore.
>>520999318It's Labubu bro, enjoy your downvote.
>>520995190All they need to do is make Funkos based on right wing memes, then they can survive. I will by the chuddie Funco pop.
>>520995284From my observations people buy them for other people (e.g. coworkers/bosses) as a cheap way to get them something in their own respective consumer niche.
>>520999451Downdoots! Heckin
>>520995190Hilarious. My retard ex-wife has a bunch of these stupid things. She was one of the tards collecting beanie babies over a decade ago. You think she would have learned from that. And she has a frigging degree in finance from a euro university.She still thinks crypto is retarded and I was stacking doge away for my son the past 10 yrs. He prob has more money invested than her.
>>520999511How do we warn younger generations not to fall for this dismal, consumerist bullshit? There's gotta be a way to save the Zers and alphas.
>>520998871Eh, i only pay attention to the weight.Ive got 25 lbs of silver 99.9995lbs of silver 7025 lbs of “silver colored change”4lbs of copper change20 lbs of “copper colored change”>needs goldYupI like to lift my collection for gainz
>>520999663Gold and silver are great investments, but why is it that everyone who invest in it is such a raging faggot?
>>520998200So gay. Can anyone give me an estimate on how much this cost? Just for the plastic toys, don't quote me a shelf
>>520995190This is why I divested from Funko collecting and switched to Labubus. Those aren't a fad and wont ever go out of style
>>520999609We already are, by not paying them enough to afford this shit.
>>520995190it's always great to hear some good news too
>>520995190Thus the end for comic book shops. Comic companies made characters for "everybody", and thus made them for no one.
>>520998325>Fun fact: Whenever you see Muslims blocking traffic to "pray," either walk by them and fart or have a woman in revealing clothes walk by them. According to Islamic theology, you just canceled out all of their prayers.What about squirting with ham broth?
>>520995190I had to looks those things up. After I saw grown ass man collecting them, and leaving them on auction so they can larp how they're a hustler, but the obvious truth is they have an embarrassing hoard of worthless baby child toys.
>>520999116How would anyone not know what they are? Even some gas stations have space wasted to them.
>>520995190This has gone by the way side with such items as, The pet rock, cabbage patch kids, fidget spinners, and Zyn.
>>520995190Why did people buy this small, ugly plastic crap in the first place?(obsessed manchildren don't count)Or did the company survive thanks to government support for some reason?
>>520995190Feels good to not know what that shit is even though for years I heard anons screeching about funkypops, I will be exiting this thread now without reading a single reply. I win.
>>520995190It’s like beanie babies. It was just a fad. Labubus are in style now. Nobody cares anymore.
>>521000588I seen a funny report a few years ago about beanie babies being used as insulation in walls.
>>520995190I like toys but Funkopops are shit. They look like badly drawn Cartoon Network art.
>>520998459A 80 year long humiliation ritual. That's brutal.
>>521000745It's a fucking bobble head you third world retard. That should be immediately obvious what they are, being omnipresent occupying an entire wall in every store plastic shit is sold, even vidya.
@520999246Youre referring to paper currency, im referring to collecting old coins, especially silver and gold coins. Learn to read you stupid fucking nigger!@520999663Stacking is great, I also stack, but im referring to collecting coins with NUMISMATIC value as a hobby, once again learn to read you ignorant fucking nigger jesus.@520999741The few people ive met irl who stack are bros and while they lean a bit christian/conservative we have some fun conversations together about conspiracies and shit, youre just a terminally online faggot retard who thinks that stackers are all like the attention whores who stack their shit into different shapes on here. Most stackers you’ve met dont share about it. NOTE FOR FAGGOTS: Im using @ instead of >> because you dont deserve a (You)
