MY FELLOW AMERICANS AND 4CHAN.COM ENTHUSIASTS (NOT EUROPEANS, SORRY, NOT SORRY!)I, DONALD J. TRUMP,AM VERY PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT AS A RESULT OF $420 QUADRILLION DOLLARS COMING INTO THE U.S.A. (FROM A GREAT SOURCE OF WEALTH, AS WELL! VERY REPUTED.)THAT I WILL BE PERSONALLY GIVING EVERY POSTER HERE AN ADDITIONAL $100,000 BEYOND THE $2,000 EVERY AMERICAN WILL RECEIVE.YOUR HILARIOUS POSTS, MEMES, AND MERCHANTS MUST BE REWARDED!!!BECAUSE WE ARE WINNING, VERY BIGLY, I AM DOING SO!MORE TO COME SOON. WATCH THE MARKETS GO... UP UP UP!TO ANY FOREIGN POWER WATCHING THIS POST: AN INVESTMENT IN THE U.S.A. IS ALWAYS A "SMART BET"!- DJT
Hahaha I would go on the local news, offer cash and fucking, everyone would go violent for this, no need for election, money and sex!
>>520999904INDIANS WILL NOT RECEIVE ANYTHING. LOW QUALITY POSTS, THEY NEED TO MAKE THEIR OWN WEBSITES. (BUT CAN'T!)- DJT
>>520999376This is clearly fake because there's no "Thank you for your attention to this matter."
>>520999376Based. Can you liberate Alberta? After a few months the rest of Canada will be american just start with Alberta than you buy the rest of Canada for cheap, they might even pay you to take us if it gets that bad. Plus being the first president to expand the us territory in a hell of a long time will be a hell of an achievement. Anyway hope Americans will enjoy there 2000 cheque's pretty jelly.
>>521000491I WILL CONSIDER DOING THIS BUT WE REALLY WANT THE 'JEWEL' OF CANADA, QUEBEC.AS A NATION WE HAVE STRUGGLED FOR FAR TOO LONG TO PRODUCE CROISSANTS. COSTCO SELLS A PACK OF CROISSANTS THAT MANY BUY, BUT I KNOW THAT WE CAN DO MUCH, MUCH BETTER! (NOT COSTCO'S FAULT!)AS PART OF THE 'CULTURAL EXCHANGE' BETWEEN OUR AREAS, WE WILL CREATE AREAS IN THE UNITED STATES WHERE PEOPLE ARE FORCED TO SPEAK FRENCH.PERSONALLY, I DO NOT CARE MUCH FOR THE LANGUAGE BUT IT'S SOMETHING WE NEED TO HAVE TO LOOK "PROPER" ON THE WORLD STAGE.THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER- DJT
>>520999376No "thank you for your attention to this matter".You had one job, nigger.
>>521000733Don't blame you French is a nice language on the ears. However why the fuck are you going after the big "jewel" first? Just seems like your going to fight a harder battle than you need to. But if you are who you claim you are than you have more resources than I could imagine so maybe you could pull it off. Canada is a fucking mess right now.
