It's not reopening because he doesn't want to be exposed as a shrimp dick pedophilic orange buffoon. Preliminary reports from the Epstein files state that the victims says Trump as a "incredibly malformed and small penis". Others state that Trump turned to Epstein's ring because Melania was so disgusted and tired of seeing it. This is who MIGAtards give their undying loyalty too (as well as kikes and AIPAC).
makes sense. dude has biblical levels of microdick energy
>>521002077>Government is never opening backthank you Jesus, finally some good news!
>>521002077good that means the us government doesn't exist anymore we are truly free now
>>521002077Democrats have voted 14 times since October to keep the government shutdown
>>521002077It will reopen but with AI government instead.
>>521002077Bulbous head but small shaft apparently.