> The climate of Medina did not suit some people, so the Prophet (ﷺ) ordered them to follow his shepherd, i.e. his camels, and drink their milk and urine (as a medicine). So they followed the shepherd that is the camels and drank their milk and urine till their bodies became healthy. Then they killed the shepherd and drove away the camels. When the news reached the Prophet (ﷺ) he sent some people in their pursuit. When they were brought, he cut their hands and feet and their eyes were branded with heated pieces of iron.https://sunnah.com/bukhari%3A5686
Narrated by Abu Hurairah (may Allah be pleased with him):The Messenger of Allah (peace and blessings be upon him) said: "Verily, OP is such a fag that if faggotry were measured in camel loads, he would overflow the markets of Medina. He who calls OP a fag has spoken truth, and he who denies it has lied like a Bedouin selling fake dates."Sahih al-Shitpost, Book of Based Roasts, Hadith 66.69
Narrated by Anas ibn Malik (may Allah be pleased with him):The Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him) passed by OP while he was simping in the masjid. He said: "By the One in Whose hand is my soul, OP’s faggotry is so vast that if you threw a stone into it, it would not hit bottom until the Day of Judgment. Angels record his Ls hourly, and even Iblis screenshots them for the group chat."Sunan al-Cringe, Chapter on Terminal Online, Hadith 1488.
