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I've decided to opt out of society and farm all my own food but I don't wanna do a bunch of work so I only wanna harvest once a year and then eat it for the rest of the year, so it looks like I'm just gonna eat popcorn for the rest of my life because everything else molds too quick.
So I have some questions

1. How much popcorn do I have to plant to survive one full year?

2. What's the best way to store popcorn?

3. Will I die if I eat nothing but popcorn forever?

4. Will I live forever if I eat nothing but popcorn forever?

5. Why do the jews hate popcorn

6. Do I need a scarecrow

7. How do I build a scarecrow ( i want one anyway even if not needed )

8. Will my pee smell like popcorn

9. What are the pl'implications of eating popcorn while the world ends

10. popcorn
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>>521018158
based and Greggpilled
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>>521018158
Buying popcorn is cheaper than growing it, you grow it like any other corn though, you can store it long term in mason jars with new lids sealed with oxygen absorbers and put in a dark closet with shelves. Popcorn is early cereal actually so you can serve it with milk and non gmo popcorn is better than gmo cereal. You can cover with caramel, powered cheese, butter, popcorn salt, cinnamon, etc for flavors, but avoid flavors especially salt or butter if you are going to eat constantly.
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>>521018158
I fucking love popcorn



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