If I was president I would pick a VP who I mog in looks by picking someone shorter than me and balder than me.Then I realized this has been a trend with our most recent presidents. From Regan to Obama they all nominated a VP who had noticeably less hair than themselves (except H. W.)
>>521021592HW picked Quayle as veep so nobody would try to shoot him, because Quayle was a fucking idiot and nobody, left or right, wanted President Quayle.Which is exactly the same reason why Vance was chosen as veep. Nobody gives a fuck about the hair.