Humiliation ritual.
>>521030371yum
>>521030371Literally a nothingburger. Takes 0.1 secs to tear off.
>>521030371I'm both confused and enraged by the prospect.
>>521030517This.
>>521030517exactly. if you want the cap off, take it off. why does anyone care about this? fewer plastic caps on the ground - meh, but hardly a bad thing
>>521030371I'm so angry I'm gonna pour grease down the drain.
>>521030784>>521030631>>521030517because regulations and government mandates are devilry you'll own nothing and you'll live in the podto hell with the state regulationsEU has 50%+ taxes you are PAYING FOR THIS SHIT you fucking retards
>>521030936every single untethered cap is funded by taxpayers one way or another give me gun rights not the fucking caps fucking EU government loving niggers deploy me to the freedom loving USA not this cucked gay bug eating EU shit
>>521030517And then you're left with a broken cap that doesn't seal anymore. The sportsdrinks are impossible to tear off without scissors so a sharp piece of plastic just sticks out of the cap. The jews want you to tear your teeth out in futility
>>521031021Uhh, no..
>>521030517>you vill use zee cuck cap
>>521031021>>521031242leave the cap decision to the business. not the fucking state.