Did you age like fine wine, /pol/?
>>521033864i'm a man so i don't give a shit
>>521033864Why does this manlet trigger me so much
>>521034172
>>521033864>>521034172Imagine skipping and hop scotching around your favorite favela hunting for prime teen favela monkey bubble gum pussy with your bros, max comfy
>>521033864COLLAR: POPPEDHOP: SKIPPED AND JUMPED
>>521034211because he just stands there and lies right in your face
>>521034211Its everything, lying about age, flashing fake gang signs with his hands as a "36" year old, walking like a niggerz walking in sandals, the way he looks at the camera like its a favela monkey he wants to fuck, the list goes on and on
>>521034251Nailed it
>>521033864>>521034172chuckle every time I see these
>>521033864>17Not with Nasolabial folds that deep.
>>521033864Are you fucking blindHe has had work done on his faceLips, eyes and forehead minimum He will look like melted plastic in 4 years
>>521033864Last week at the bar a woman younger than me called me baby facet. 26
>>521033864He looks 40, is that the joke?
>>521034652Thats gay
>>521034643That guy can't afford proper shoes, much less plastic surgery.
>>521034546Me too. That skip is fucking magical
>>521034740Show tits, granny
>>521034686It is. It's also a reflection that if that is considered a 17 year old-model then the people of his country must be ugly as fuck.
>>521033864I just turned 40 and I'm like a moderately priced wine.
>>521033864The bouncer at the club I was recently at said I looked mid 20s after checking my id. I'm 35. Just stay away from drugs and alcohol,sleep in and stay away from the sun. Also, don't go bald.
>>521033864This is obviously a joke. Is /pol/ reddit now?
>>521033864He watched too much dawsons creek ?
>>521034882Who are these?
>>521033864>>521034172And I thought I looked like shit at 36
>>521035030prey
>>521033864I'm more of a tepid pickle juice.
>>521034882how long have you been of heroin?
>>521033864This is 1994 core. Dude wasn't even 17 when this look was popular. Looks like a chomo.
>>521034172>>521033864>ELA ERA UMA VAGABUNDA
>>521034643you just pretend you see shit when you don't and hope nobody calls you on it. if they don't you can tell yourself you're perceptive
>>521034949>i got hit on by a gay nigger from outer space so now I think I look younger than I amProtip; if a guy says "you look good for your age" they are gay or making fun of you for being gay or they are a gay nigger from outer space
>>521033864I'm in my thirties and back at college. I've hinted at being older but no one has asked or guessed my age. Collectively we're called young by professors.I do get called sir at the store and fast food restaurants.
>>521034821He has lighter skin for a BR, so that's probably a plus for him.
>>521033864>>521034172Idk what it is but I watch these in their entirety every time I see them. They make me cackle like a retard
Millennial "men" collectively pretending they look young is probably the single gayest thing about them and thats including being a bunch of faggots lol
I aged like shit. My wife on the other hand aged like fine wine. Feels extra good having sex with her because it feels like I'm with a woman that's ridiculously out of my league
>>521034211he's got it all
>>521034172The rest of the title got cut off, originally it also said "years older"
Im 43 and people think im in my 30s because i havent turned gray
Bros upper lip lost more integrity than the twin towers
>>521033864I literally haven't aged at all since I was 18. I'm 28, 6'1" tall, fat, and with a beard sometimes.I blame my slight neoteny from Native American genes that make me look a bit Asian.
>>521033864>>521034172only thing that looks 17 is his haircut and clothing choiceswho does he think he's fooling?
>>521034172>tries skipping down the road>immediately fucks up his knee and stops and tries to brush it offI love that part.
>>521033864spiritually jeet
>>521033864I'm 36 too and I can tell you there is no way I'd even try skipping and hopping in flip flops
>>521033864He’s not fooling anyone — he’s one skateboard and a backwards cap away from full Buscemi mode.
>>521034643No he didn’t. He’s not even in his 30s. He’s older and is also putting on a comedy skit.
>>521033864>>521034172How does he do it!? He looks so young!
>>521034652>26 >oldFucking 16 year olds on this site, I swear
>>521033864why is everybody so jealous of his boyish good looks and youthful energy
>>52103386428, bald, grays forming in beard, skinny fat (I can fix it but I'm too lazy), and a giant crooked nose. It was over for me after 25...
>>521039599It's a skit, he's not even in his 30s, but 40s. Did the skipping not give it away?
>>521033864>>521034172This is how I look relentlessly hitting on teenagers despite being 36. You’re only as young as you feel so I prefer only feeling girls in they prime
>>521033864That "man" was raped as a child. It caused arrested development, preventing him from emotionally transcending beyond approximately the age at which he was raped.
>>521033864>>521034172I actually find these videos quite endearingLet the man be delusional about his looks, it harms no one
>>521033864This guy has to be rage-baiting. He has deep lines and grooves all over his face. He has crows feet. His skin looks heavily sun damaged. I'm 37 and have none of these signs of aging because I've actively avoided doing things that age people. You can't just wake up and look 20 in your late 30s if you didn't actually put effort into avoiding it.
Looks like an interesting neighborhood.
>>521034779In Brazil they do plastic surgery in back alleys
