Why is it called football, they hardly ever kick it. Give it a new name.
>>521035215Lolphins fan? Stop torturing yourself
>>521035215Rapeball.
Eggball
>>521035215Nigger Collision
I fucking hate I am a lifelong dolphins fan. This guy has ruined the franchise for years. They should have known he sucks when he grew up right handed and his abusive father made him throw left handed. His arm strength is so weak
>>521035215concussion ball
>>521035215with the new rules its all about kicking now I hear because my faggot coworkers would never shut up about it
>>521035215American Rugby
>>521036466They made a new rule this year where the teams get all the game balls for 24 hours before the game so the team staff are doing some fuckery with them getting them ready and kickers are kicking 10-15 yards further now on their field goals. Before they are given them only before game time Before a 60 yard field goal was crazy. Now a guy hit a 70 harder and it looks like more are going to be able to do it.
>>521036441>Lolphins fanAre you a masochist?>When I die I want the dolphins to be my pallbearers so they can let me down one last time
Edballs.
>>521035215It is not a ball either
>>521036599
faggotball
>>521036357based.
All sports played on foot with a ball is called "football". American Football is specifically "Grid Iron"
>>521036525>Rugby>Rugby (simplified)
>>521036777The most famous swede soccer player ever is that mudslime ibrahimavic
>>521035215Call it Minecraft.Me:>"Hey baby I was just playing Minecraft with the boys."Her:>"You're so masculine anon UwU"Me, a tricker:>">:)"
BallsballIt's about the balls
>>521035215Anal Plug Soccer
Kickers run the league
>>521035215American Football is the perfect descriptor for it.
>>521038264Kek. Just like this is an American screwdriver
>>521038576that's a woman's hammer
>>521035215Here in the American Midwest we coined the term "handegg" for it.