What's the major malfunction with amerimutts that they need to poison their families, their children and everyone else in the country?
>>521035557It's just a key lime pie with food coloring
>>521035557that food coloring is giving us stomach cancer
>>521035557Dont eat it. You live in the easiest time in all of history and you still bitch about it.
wtf is this real?
>20 bucks for ultra-processed goyslop that will die your shit greenNow is the perfect time to release such a retarded item.
>>521035788Yeah. Asmongoloid taste tested one today.
>>521035847Fuck.Meant to say dye but I guess it'll make you die eventually too.
Does RFK know about this? Its seems fairly heretical
To be fair, this is mid 90s-tier garbage nostalgia fetishism
>>521035592Just make one at home. Very simple to make. It's like 4 ingredients
>>521035900I had one of those grimace shakes from mcds and thought I needed to go to the er when I saw my poop
>>521035557Looks absolutely delicious!
>>521035557I shouldn't want to eat it but it kinda looks good.Unnatural like pie made of shaving cream but oddly tempting. I do so love pie.
>>521035557gotta say, food the color of cleaning agent just doesn't look all that appetizing to me
>>521035557It just goes to show how disgusting and putrid the West has become. What’s next? Mountain Dew cake? That probably already exists anyway. Kek
>>521035557>its just a load of carcinogenic food colourings bro, whats the big deal?
>>521035557Goyslop is the metaphor for all of America. It's all basedbean oil plus sugar invented by Jews to make a buck while killing poor slaves.
You guys don't even know if it's truly carcinogenic you're just guessing. This would go well with pistachio ice cream, the GREEN one.
>>521036486>It's like 4 ingredients> key limeNo, it's clearly two you lying toothpaste.The worst part is you can never get all the ingredients in one spot. I have to go Walmart for the limes and Home Depot for the keys. It's horseshit.
>>521042038>>5210364864 ingredients ?To make a classic Key lime pie, you will needa graham cracker crust and a simple filling of sweetened condensed milk, egg yolks, and key lime juice and zest. The mixture is briefly baked to set the filling, then chilled thoroughly before serving with a whipped cream topping. IngredientsFor the Graham Cracker Crust: 1 ½ cups finely ground graham cracker crumbs ¼ cup granulated sugar 5-6 tbsp unsalted butter, melted For the Key Lime Filling: 1 (14-ounce) can sweetened condensed milk 4-5 large egg yolks ½ cup fresh key lime juice (from about 20 key limes) 1 tbsp key lime zest, plus extra for garnish Pinch of kosher salt For the Topping (optional): ¾ cup cold heavy cream 3 tbsp powdered sugar ½ tsp vanilla extract Instructions1. Prepare the Crust: Preheat oven to 350°F (175°C). In a medium bowl, combine the graham cracker crumbs, sugar, and melted butter. Stir until the crumbs are evenly moistened. Press the mixture firmly into the bottom and up the sides of a 9-inch pie plate using the bottom of a measuring cup. Bake for 10 minutes to set the crust. Let it cool completely on a wire rack. 2. Make the Filling: In a large bowl, whisk together the egg yolks and key lime zest until smooth. Gradually whisk in the sweetened condensed milk until well combined. Slowly pour in the key lime juice and a pinch of salt, whisking until the mixture is smooth and thickened slightly (the acid in the lime juice will naturally thicken the mixture). 3. Bake the Pie:Make sure to use Kosher salt to show everyone what a filthy kike you are
jews get off making goyim eat this crap
>>521035557That 'food' is a product of snap/ebt.$20 for 90% coloured water
>>521035592I don't think that's a key lime pie. Key lime pie is super delicious. I think that's a Mountain Dew pie which sounds vomit inducing. A teal colored pie.
>>521037742youre too pessimistic, nothing wrong with capitalism like this as long as theres no harmful additives that inhibit growth or cause ibs,only for the sake of a few extra weeks of shelf life and ingredients consisting of artificial slop with zero nutritional value."american as apple pie"can go further if its well executed, dont hold culture back without constructive criticism.
>>521035557>amerimutts pay 20 bucks for a green sludgy pie>probably glows in the dark too
>>521037742
>>521035557ive had one, AMA
>>521043116omg I would eat the SHIT out of a glow in the dark cake
>>521043174did you re-allign the cream before eating it ?
>>521043217it's all janky because i tried to realign the whipped cream by bending the tin before even taking the picture, failed miserably as you can see
>>521035557This has the same vibe as some meme portraying a vibrantly colored food that would otherwise not be that color and is likely chock full of artificial chemicals.
>>521043258it doesn't look anything like the add. It looks like they took mountain dew, mixed it with some sort of gelatin (made from only the sickest horses of course) on breadcrumbs. Probably 500 calories a slice... WHYYYY ? A slice of cheesecake will cost you the same calorie wise and probably not taste like toxic waste with miracle whip on it
>>521035557Then don't eat it, fag.
>>521035557what does mt dew taste like anyway? I'd rather trust you burgers than jewgle with its "muh sprite but more citrus and cyrup"
>>521043548I've noticed burgers get super defensive when it comes to mountain dew why is that ? It tastes like shit, 7up or coke is far better.
It's so beautiful
>>521043645i like 7up best desu and coca cola somehow taste more artifical than pepsi while coca cola has an almost unreal fizz to it compared to most other drinks.
>>521043627That’s fairly accurate. Line sprite but thicker and sweeter.
>>521043627Imagine you had a tall glass of orange juice. now drop a shot of lemon and lime juice in it. No half a tablespoon of sugar. Carbonated.
>>521046424actually that would probably be way better than mountain dew. also add 1 teaspoon matcha powder for caffeine. I'd water it down. I don't like straight juice.
Now I want cake, green, yellow, doesn't matter
>>521043645I drank a Mountain Dew while on acid more than 10 years ago and it tasted like plastic. Haven't touched any soda since.
>>521046655Soda has synthetic caffeine derived from urea. Reminds me of that rhyme. "Me chinese, me play joke, me go pee pee in your coke."
>>521035557bros im feeling really tempted by this goyslopthat pie looks delicious
>>521035557Will the shits come out green too?
>>521047963Manmade horrors.
>>521043174>AMAHow many days do you have left, bro?RIP
>>521043342>frottage and colored cumgoddamn it why hasnt anyone done that, thats a great idea
>>521035777What this guy said. The opposite of this is really quite awful.
>>521042038kek
>>521035557I take dysentry and mystery disease over muttian nutritional blanks coated in industrial waste.
>>521049228>picrelUnconventional approach to fixing muscular dysbalance -- something that doesn't exist, does not need fixing.
I hope these are still available by the end of the week.
>>521049508
>>521049584I am serious. You have a better chance recovering from dysentry and mystery disease, than proprietary additives and industrial wastage.
>>521049800I'd rather smoke a tailor-made cigarette than eat a Haitian mud disk. Fuck knows what is in that shit. I stand by the notion that a food surplus of God-knows-what is better than famine.
>>521049584>>521049800Ah, nvm, glanced over which post you've replied to. Have some trivia about parasitosis.
>>521049926Thanks.Have a picture of New Zealand. It's a magical place but at least there is no heroin here.
