You have a time machine with 3 uses, what do you do? "politically" (or whatever) *eye roll*
>>521041240
I go back to yesterday because I hate Mondaysthen I go back to last week to enjoy yet another weekendthen I go back to my birthday so I can eat cake
1. Go forward in time 1000 years. Download the last 1000 years of human history onto an archive. Avail myself of the extraordinarily advanced medical technology, bring back some advanced technology.2. Return to the present. Continue living my life but just be "very very lucky"3. Create a vortex that teleports Israel into the formative days of the planet.
>>521041240>questionable looking but perfectly fine haircut.>becky prefer's her children run around shaping their hair like pseudo-niggers
>>521041240>give hadrian a history book>give hitler nuclear science textbook>ill have a Coke
>>521041378This is so sad. He's probably been getting the same haircut his whole life and looked fine but the norwooding is now impossible to ignore.
Take a shit, then go back in time 3 times to take it again
>>521042053People shit on negrified zoomer haircuts but they also brought back the middle part which is a perennially classy look for wavy white people hair.
save Hitlersave Mussolinikill Robin Williams[i really hate Robin Williams]
>>521042448They also brought back (from absolutely nowhere) wearing rings and dangly earrings.
>go back to 2000 BC and see if mythical figures like Achilles, Heracles, and the Greek Gods themselves were literally real>go back 12,700 years to see if Atlantis was real - if its super nice i stay there>otherwise travel to the year 5000 AD
