Why did brits try to conquer the world but their food is so fucking shit?
>>521058068ALL THOSE SPICES AND FOR WHAT?
>>521058068Chips and gravy/curry is top tier.Miles better than hamburger helper or Red40 whatever bullshit you eat.
>>521058068Might surprise you but they have other meals
>>521058068How is that food shit? There's absolutely nothing wrong with it.
>>521058068they didn't conquer the world for food you moron. they conquered it for taxes.
>>521058068Fuck your nasty chips
>>521058178Chips and Curry mate, its great.
>>521058068Wellington Beef is God tier though.
>>521058068They became a nation of explorers/sailors because they deep down inside of their souls were looking for better food and actually attractive women.
>>521058068All that looks pretty tasty to me especially with some meat in it. It's potatoes with sauce. Like what are you even complaining about dumb ass nigger?
>>521058068In the past people conquered recipes, now they import them
>>521058182Those both look good but making your own hamburger without the goyslop box is awesome
>>521058393Why don’t you Americans learn to cook if you are so insecure about your cooking?
>>521058182Yeah lmao. Only weird thing on this list is chips and peas. Chips and beans is decadent though.
>>521058182Hey nigger we are literally the same people can we stop pretending otherwise? I speak English. I am a barbaric English person that left England to be a savage in the woods of North America, but a horse born outside of the stable is still a horse.
>>521058468Usually you get the peas with the gravy along with a steak pie or something.
>>521058460>learn to cookAmerican chain restaurants literally became international due to your own demand, you all crave our slop.
>>521058068Bongs like sausages, so why don't they ever make sausage gravy?
>>521058468Potatoes with vegetables isn't a crazy ass concept and using peas for a reduction type sauce like that could be quite tasty with the right ingredients.
>>521058382It's looks so good, I've never had it. I'm too broke to buy it and I wouldn't want to risk fucking up a tenderloin if I were to attempt making it.
>>521058533Weren’t you the one that implied the dumb Anglo can’t cook?
>>521058068>Why did britsbrit rats only conquered the world on behalf of their jewish masters, but by then they had already been conquered and mind raped themselves
>>521058533It is still slop though.
>>521058606I mean you're not wrong, but you're also brown... so.
>>521058544https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KzdbFnv4yWQ
>>521058606Can’t the same be said of the Spanish? Isn’t it curious that your colonial history lines up with the Spanish Inquisition?
>>521058068what Chinese think about British food
>>521058606Your cuisine consists of 101 variations of a taco you malnourished little spic midge
>>521058662>what Chinese think about British food>>521058068On the flipside, what a British girl thinks about Chinese food
>>521058731Indian food in the UK is miles above any Chinese slop
>>521058731Why are Asians so obsessed with white women?
>>521058068Chips and beans are god tier
>>521058731Why are Asians so obsessed with white women? Why not just teach your own women social skills. In Canada even the most retarded Filipino has better social skills than the average Chinese woman
>>521058068You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>521058068We have american portions here
>>521058068they are snaggletooth hobbits ie another species and not human hence the non human food
>>521058812Let's be serious EVERYONE is obsessed with white women because they're most attractive sexually
>>521058068Ahhh geeezzz dooood, our cheap commoner fast food isn't 5-star restaurant worthy!!!Geeeeeezzzz dooooood!
>>521058068"Chips" with a mayo & ketchup mix - the Dutch do this rightOr"Chips" with white sausage gravy. Everything tastes good with white sausage gravy.
>>521058887Can I get jalapenos added to this?
>>521058544I’ve made it and had it in yank land, it’s meh tier and beans on toast is far better and easier. Plus our ‘sausage’ is all in ‘hotdog’ form except one variety of loose sausage meat (spiced like yours) that supermarkets sell for some unknown reason.
>>521058662What Brits think about Chinese food
I know you are trying to make fun of me, but that pic looks really good.I've recently also become a fan of chips & hummus.
>>521058897>snaggletooth hobbitsworlds strongest man is BritishUFC heavyweight champion is BritishDorian Yates is BritishI am BritishHenry Cavill is BritishJames Bond is British What do you have?
>>521058068shii dawg i'd eat that fr
>>521058595Niggers on EBT here can't cook, most suburban middle class families can, speaking of which I have New York strip steaks I should be preparing tonight.
>>521058468chips and mushy peas really needs a nice piece of fried fish to make it whole.
>>521058068If you're gonna sail the seven seas in the 1700's, you'd better be okay with eating salt pork and beans every day.
>>521058965We have 18oz jars of jalapeños for under $1.50 in supermarkets but I guess if you want to pay an extra $2 for another topping you can
Because food doesn’t really matter. All the industrious people of the world figured this out. The Dutch, Danish, Germans, all eat the same food as we do. It’s just Americans, for some reason, are convinced that ours is somehow worse. It isn’tDo you know who has the worst food in the Northern Hemisphere, bar none? The USA. Then it’s Ireland. Everyone else is fine
>>521058965Just regular chilis
>>521058988You cook those sausages in a pan and just break it up, then add the milk, flour, pepper and whatnot. Also beans on toast is meh. I eat it all the time. I make beans as a quick meal and put it on toast or crackers to add texture. I started doing it as a kid and didn't realize Bongs were so in love with it.
>>521058338what were they doing with the tax money?
>>521058068Those chips and cheese look pretty good.I like fish and chips.
>>521059174>>521058965Don’t confuse him
>>521058068Hang on, chips and mayonnaise is a gay frog thing. Nice to see chip spice is making it big though.
I had a fat ass friend who lived in Hull for 4 years. He actually lost weight and said that British food is the most depressing thing he's ever had to eat and live on.
Last time I went to a pub in Yorkshire I ate this. Was comfy quality food. Bongs having terrible food is no longer the running joke it might of been back in the 1800s.
>>521058662She can always take an example from her ancestors and try starving
>>521059191Yeah it’s sausage meat with pepper in a roue, it’s boring but slightly comforting. Beans on toast doesn’t work with your beans or your cheap bread plus you need lots of grass fed butter. Our beans are sweet with no bbq flavour, the bread is real, and the butter is yellow not white.
>>521058382>Wellington Beef is God tierBased frog.
>>521059354she a sexy lil lump o shit you can tell shes gonna blow the fuck up soon
Countless years traveling to other countries has made me realized that the UK's biggest problem is their presentation.Love me some mushy peas and chips but when it looks like a baby has puked over your dinner its no wonder we get the piss taken out of us.Also. If you're from Australia or Canada you have no fucking room to talk. You literally inherited out food and are still eating it.
>>521058068>try to conquerThey didnt just try burgermutt, they were successful. Their food is indeed shit though, as are a great many other things integral to their way of life
>>521058520This. The Average American is more British than they’re average “person” living in London. True story >why are the jews/ poos still doing these D&C slide threads? Have they not realized White people are winning and their situation is hopeless?
>>521058068>their food is so fucking shitShow me a better breakfast. You can't.
They did conquer the world. What the hell is your definition of conquest? My gut tells me it's child molestation.
>>521058068ngl brit food looks the best in the world overall. but nothing beats a poutine, which isn't that far off from this anyway.
>>521058068>their food is so fucking shit?You say that, until you wake up after a night of partying and fucking, next to your future waifu in the hosts bed, your head is pounding like boulders from too much drink the night before, you are nauseated, sweating and tired, but the stone fists beating the walls of your skull is too much, but just as you are contemplating ending it all, in walks Tom Robs, two bags in hand, the smell immediately hits your nose,and your body screams for nourishmentHe hands you a box from the bag, and inside is some hot, fresh chips and peasAs you stick your face in the box and begin munching like a moose you notice something magical taking placeYour hangover is retreatingThe salted chips and pea gravy is delicious, the best you have had for food in a while, you mumble out a thanks to Tommy in between bites, your mind focused on this delicious miracle cure for that pounding head flesh.As you have eaten halfway through the box your head no longer pounds, it is now soothed with endorphins, and you feel a powerful thirst upon thy parched throat, so you run to the kitchen sink and begin drinking from the faucet like a dinosaur.After you have nearly drowned yourself, your head raises from the faucet, noticing there is still half a box of chips and peas left.Tom has turned on the telly , watching some footy game in Manchester, you grab one of the beers he brought, and the rest of your chips to sit down and holler at the TV with him, chips in one hand and beer in the other!I've never even been to England, and even I know what chips n gravy are so popular for
>>521058662Not enough bugs, dogs, and chinese fetuses for her liking?
>>521058468mushy peas are delicious
>>521058731I would laugh if any white man broke that chink in half and raped/enslaved that bitch after.
>>521059741chinks can live off rice. she probably keeps ordering take out because she cannot cook. all British take out is actually trash food in terms of being high on calories and great if you are drunk
>>521059633They're seething retard faggots. Most of our food is based on your's and Germany's. We are literally the same guy.
>>521058182Niggers use literal poop for seasoning besides that can’t think of any “black seasoning”.
>>521058662>meanwhile, the chinese:
>>521058393That's actually hilarious, but italian food is all carbohydrates and unhealthy as fuck grain peasant diet. British diet is aryan nomad tier. Fuck this jew propaganda. Shitaly is half niggerfied.
>>521059633> Show me a better breakfast. You can't.Challenge: ACCEPTED
>>521058178To sell them to the brownoids who can't stand the taste of their own slop.
>>521058068I'll take the gravy or peas.
>>521058900I like ethnic women. I like Bharati women and middle eastern. Sea>east.
>>521059633
>>521059982>No crispy baconFailed
>>521059883Unironically accurate.>wypipo don seezun dey cheekinz wit blaich n shieeeet niuqqua
>>521058068I think it's more telling they call stuff the wrong names, have backward cars, and go out of their way to abominate their own language with all the goofy pet names for everything like children.
>>521060073Haggis more than makes up for it
>>521059840That's your negro blood speaking.
ignore these cunts, ladstheyve never even had a sausage roll, they dont know shit
>>521058068No one in europe ever had culture except mediterraneans, which they got through the see from west asia and beyond. bongs, nords, and even germans were all subhumans, and if it wasn't of the bankers who allowed them to suck the resources from the world they would still now
>>521058068>one of the most common foods they had, eaten with other thingswow. this is so unlike rice based cultures, none of them have a million dishes that are rice + something, step it up
>>521060129I imagine Greggs is actually shit compared to a bakery sausage roll
>>521060129Love me some Greggs. Simple as. Used to live on £1 chicken bakes in uni
>>521060139>the seesea
>>521060139I can smell you from here, curry man.
>>521058376nothing like a bunch of dimmies m8
>>521060274rich coming from you, han, the most disgusting people in europe with weird fetishes, you literally have a job as armpit smeller
>>521060331oh and yes, the sandwich is a british invention, so everytime you make yourself one, make sure to thank the british food godsyou're welcome
>>521058068People will attack this food meanwhile indians are eating literal shit, and chinese and koreans go and eat chicken feet and gizzards and other absolute trash garbage as if it was fine dining.
>>521060114>true white men let mongoloids fuck their womenSand nigger alert. Achtung. Achtung. Wir werden angegriffen. Sandnigger-Alarm.
>>521060082Some British slang is really good, like calling someone a knob, and then there's stuff that sounds like it was thought up by a little girl who never grew out of her pajamas.
>>521060114Actually I am 1/8,192nd Powhatan, and I would scalp you though, camelnigger.
>>521060459I love little girls in pajamas.
>>521060447Bro they devour live rodents and torture cats to death and cook dogs alive with a blowtorch. If you ever have a chance to blow the three gorges DO IT.
>>521060459Old timey British slang and insults were baller. They lost the craft tho. Call someone a goose gobbing snolly goster to their face once in an argument. Shit works.
>>521058068Oh my God why is the food at chippers so chip-centered?
>>521060166>easy to grow all year round staple carb >specific to certain region>"mine better because one grain of rice perfect for to measure yerrow penis"
>>521060331In the States, everywhere you go makes cottage pie and calls is Shepherd’s pie. One of my biggest pet peeves since moving here. Like, there’s a reason it’s called SHEPHERDS pie… hello! Lmao
>>521060592Sounds like fucking faroese mixed with German
>>521060452Whatever helps you sleep at night, watermelon man. You will never be white. You will always hate me for being whiter than you. God is just.
>>521060607I hate how chipotle only has burritos like wtf bro I wanted a turkey sandwich
I think the badness of UK food is overstated, meat pies for example are incredible. But to the extent that it is bad I actually think it has to do with the fact that UKers were the first to industrialize. They’ve been eating canned poison longer than any of us.
remember when americans would post 'obsessed' any time someone made a thread about them?
>>521060652Maybe you're just a pigeon livered fopdoddle
>>521058068didnt the british invent roast beef?
>>521060331>black pudding>crap tierKek, what mong made this
>>521058731A chicken is basically a meat football, yet chinks decide the best part of it to eat are it's feet, arsehole and beak for fuck's sake.It's like looking at a cow, passing on the steak(s) and ribs, but deciding to eat it's hoof and nostrils.Disgusting.
>>521060694Pic rel >the pub sub is possibly one of the greatest culinary inventions to come out of America
>>521060592Sounds like something a public TV cartoon character with a pirate hat would say.
>>521058068Simple. They realized their food was shit and went conquering the world so they could get better food.
>>521060666>literal satanRekd by your own post, demonnigger. Behold, THE TRUE WHITENESS OF THE AMERICARYAN BULL, sandnigger der sich vorstellt deutsch zu sein
>>521058520I'm not pretending otherwise, anglo food is better than mutt food, that's my point.
>>521060807If that's the case, then they failed. Miserably. In all fields.
>>521060783Tom Brady is a God-fearing man I believe.
>>521058338Nah they did it for food. Having to eat UK food every would drive anyone crazy enough to go conquer other lands.
>>521058068>Why did brits try to conquer the world but their food is so fucking shit?non sequitur and british food isn't shit
>>521060881The only food to make an actual difference was the potato.
>>521060831Brown eyes come from fornication with negroes, Bubba. Ask your mom.
>>521060854>start out celtic>get invaded and raped by shitalian pastaniggers>get invaded by anglo saxons jutes franks and frisians>get further raped and invaded by danish and norwegian vikings>get raped more by french danish viking who still rule you today>now being exterminatedly raped to death by sand niggers as the coup de grâce>calls Americans "mutts"Lmfao I am objectively superior to you in every way. Cope and seethe, teanigger.
>>521058692This lol.Spics diet consists of 90% beans and tortillas.And 10% getting kidnapped and trafficked by El Jefe.
>>521060728It's always coming from people that eat bugs and dogs.>>521060729Go back to India smelly pajeet>>521060768don't forget them eating sea penis and all those other disgusting things raw
>>521058068those aren't chips, those are french fries or also freedom fries. but definitely not chips. these are chips. the chips that we have IN GERMANY
>>521061001>calls green eyes "brown">color blindness>genetically inferior retarded nigger confirmedBut you would never even show your brown muslim sand nigger face, ahmed. I win by default in the eyes of God and all. Thanks for playing, dunecoon.
>>521058068its the climate. we're not interested in flavour, only thick heavy food that keeps us warm and gives us energy.
>>521060991I've heard their original chips were hardtack. Sailor food. Imagine a culture where hardtack with fish market leftovers becomes the national delicacy. Imagine what their peasant food has to be like. I guess they just gnawed on twigs and roots when they were hungry.
>>521058068As a brit I can tell you 95% of the average britbong can't cook for shit. Every time I've been round a girls or a friends and they >will cook me dinner, I'm actually decent at cookingit's some inedible slop. I basically cook American or Italian dishes at home, cause every britbong recipe is literally shit people would eat in the bunkers during WWII.
>>521061075Rare civilized krautnigger
>>521061204Bruv it is just really basic ingredients for common people to have a balanced and nutritious diet. No need to be all niggerdlish about it.
>>521061106It's almost cute how hard you try to belong, Bubba. You will never be white. Now go wallow in your ancestral rape fantasies again.
>>521061114Sand niggers will never understand this
>>521058068This coming from the inventor of squeezy cheese.
>>521061075For clarity, britbongs call them chips because its a chip off of a potato, crisps are called that cause they are crispy. Not saying I fully agree with it, but it's the reasoning.>>521061260Nah, total british cuisine death if you ask me. Thirdie tier eats.
>>521061075Das sind Fritten, du Aushilfsneger.
>>521061270>*literally look like a living painting of an angel from the sistine chapel*>"u-ur not white tho">*won't prove he is white*Everyone is laughing at how retarded you sound. You can't tell the difference between green and brown eyes not white and dark skin. You should be castrated and then euthanized, according to Hitler.
>>521061114Just like my pigs.
>>521061314I like all food because I'm not an effeminate nitpicky bitch. Now I only like specific things that are tasteful from all different ethnic cuisines. I have nuance. I'm not an infantile everything black and white spiritual nigger.
>>521061320There it is. That's the savage barbaric liverwurstniggers we know and love.
>>521061364>ooga booga reeeeeeeeeeeGo eat a watermelon, Sambo.
>>521061417holy cope.>I eat dog shit food because i'm nuanced.hahahaha have your precious (You) that you want so bad.
>>521061270Roach detected.
>>521059354What possesses a man to move to fucking Hull for 4 years?
Ill just leave this here
>>521061526Show me which ancestor of mine was not white. (other than my 11th great-grandmother, Pocahontas, making me the rightful heir to the throne of the commonwealth of Virginia)
>>521061551>some potatoes and meat and stuff is "dogshit food"Picky unthankful fag
>>521059633lol - first curry now you want credit for the full Israeli breakfast
>>521058068>Why do you have an American flag but your grammar is ESL?
>>521061669>wankmeisterAlri shlomo
>>521058068
>>521058068Chips and beans is fine as long as its chili with beans and there's cheese. Beans on toast is a no though.
>>521061767Not even remotely jewish, charlatan moron fabricating baseless nonsense, throwing shit at a wall like a hapless fuckwit.
>>521061811Your beans are different, in mollasses etc. Ours are in tomato sauce. Get yourself a tin of branstons beans, put ham and mature cheddar on toast (or crumpets) and pour the beans on top.
>>521058887Would
>>521059042Don't forget to wear your knife proof vest
>>521058731he looks a lot like my kpop waifu
>>521061946If I'm going to eat soggy bread I'll just make shit on a shingle.
>>521061946Sounds fucking smashing, Nigel. I'm there. Can we brutalize some immigrants in GTA 6 thereafter?
Funny how everyone shits on British food, yet Europeans act like their pasta, pizza, and croissants are some kind of culinary revelation. Half the “classic” dishes you worship are just carbs with oil and cheese. Take pizza, for example, most people aren’t even eating Italian pizza, they’re eating Americanized junk. Maybe the hype around Europe’s food is the real joke lol
>>521062109beans on toast is nice though.
>>521061002How many gun-related homicides happen in your area on a monthly basis?1/2 a year where I live.Seethe moar.
>>521062409>Half the “classic” dishes you worship are just carbs with oil and cheese>Heh, you ignorant idiots, the food you eat is basically basic ingedientsDid you mean to sound retarded, anon?
>>521062409
English pies are all great.
>>521061660That is disgusting how do mutts allow this?
>>521062409>they’re eating Americanized junk>picrel average korean eatingKoreans should stfu, you literally just discovered cheese, every fucking thing i've seen being consumed by koreans is some plastic melted cheese variation.
>>521062724they are we (im a bong) do pies very well.
>always judging a country's food based on how good the fast food isyou amerimutts are so fucking obsessed with that, it's weird
>>521059975Americanized red sauce spaghetti by the heaping plateful with a side of garlic bread is not, strictly speaking, Italian food. Actual Italian / Mediterranean is basically the ideal diet. A bit of carbs, a bit of protein, a bit of dairy, a bit of seafood, a bit of greens, all fresh and better tasting than any goyslop.
>>521058068need it or keep it?
>>521062808>>521062674I didn’t realize the British loved Europe this much. That comment was aimed at Europeans outside the UK. but somehow, the British are defending Europe lol
>>521063047Not defending anything, just pointing out that koreans are the kings of slop. You literally have a wine made of shit.
>>521058068>chips and cheeseNot originally UK. Unknown origins>chips and mayoDutch specialty >chips and beansGOATED
>>521059510Except in Aus where it's an assassination tool...
>>521058068Chips and mayonnaise is not that bad if you use more ketchup than mayonnaise
>>521059629The fuck are you talking about? Have you never seen a 4 legged, furry fish before??
>>521058068They tried it all and concluded that the rest was even worse.
>>521058068Gluttonous imbecils cant comprehent anything other than food.
>>521063119What a fool lol You literally just repeated the European ingredients I mentioned to defend Europe. Does eating too much British food make your brain this slow? lol
>>521063261Based toothpaste >one thing I’m actually shocked by is the fact that boiled peanuts haven’t picked up in the UK. When I first came to the states I feel in love with them instantly. They would def fit in the British menu
>>521058640statistically so are you mutt mongrel>>521058692>>521061026your national dish is tikka masala...loltalk about a pathetic nation of buck broken fucking worms
>>521063609Chink, go drink some shit-wine.
>>521058068>man who eats fetus food colouring with his tater mash critiques freshly chipped fried potato with fresh animal-fat-enriched gravy
>>521060331Jesus christ… this is disgusting
>>521063943There is no difference between shit and British food lol
>>521064252to be fair, a well made christmas pudding really deserves to be higher up in the chart, especially when served nice a warm with a blob of clotted cream and an extra splash of booze.
>>521058068chips and beans is objectively dogshit, never stack carbs on carbs.
>>521058182
British food is pretty standard Northern European fare. The kvetching about us is rooted in envy.
>>521064561you've never had a proper chip butty m8
>>521058068>curryI found the troll! I found him!
I'm having a roast dinner with pudsnever had one yesterday
>>521065485we have have curry sauce on chipsCurry is an English word for cooking in gravy, the sailors just used what ever spices available then Indians claimed its their despite not having cream or tomatoes until we came they claim a soup made from lentils and masala is proof they invented curry we also introduced curry to japan
>>521059633>not enough protein>far too much carbs >worst type of fats outside eggs>only 2 eggs(lmao)How fucking fat or weak is the average bong?
>>521065994its mostly meat and there are 5 eggs. fucking jeet education.
>>521060756YouGov poll it seems.
>>521065994>not enough proteinits a plate full of meat eggs and beans, do you know what protein is?
>>521062409That's most food desu. Like outside of beef bulgogi what does Korea have? Tteokboki is literally spiced carbs. Honestly really thinking about it there's only so many ways to do food.
>>521058068>brown gravy not country gravyYeah fuck brits.
>>521066077Nigger, you should just eat the eggs, some cheese, milk and maybe a whole grain bagel with cheese.If you eat this trash that bong posted, you're not gonna make it FAGGOT. The sausages is full of bad fats too compared to dairy/eggs/nuts. >>521066236What'sthe burnt out shit on the plate where all the nutriments are gone from?
>>521065994The only veg on that plate is the tomatoes. Everything else is a protein bonanza or toast. Are you retarded anon?
>>521058068i'll have chips + mayo, thanks
>>521066461tomatoes are berries (fruit), not veggies
>>521066346Looks like trying to stir things up in this thread is a fail. I should’ve nailed the first comment. I’ll move on to another thread.
>>521066405cant tell if you're a mohammad or a hindunuffin but either way you're a total wanker.
as an americhad who wants to see the entire world, there are 4 places I will never go for any reasonUKisraelindiabangladesh would 100% be down to go anywhere else. even african and middle eastern shitholes (see flag). I will never set foot on the island of great britain.
>>521059972this has to be AI because wtf
>>521066461>burnt out toast(s) Sure bro, eat more grainz and empty carbs.>tomatoesThis is extras you put in chilli or sauce or even sandwiches/tacos etc. Eat some broccoli, carrots, avocados instead. >>521066742Neither of your assumptions you fake leaf. You're a Western provincial Anglo aren't you? Kanada is on the East coast.
>>521062650define area, because, i use a bat to defend my area, motherfucker.
>>521066346And besides Korean BBQ, I'll introduce you to another Korean dish. Try this. It's delicious and The response is very good. It's a Korean noodle dish called "japchae"
>>521066788if you stay out of the big cities the UK is great. some nice countryside, parks, coastlines etc. the only city id bother going to would be London for the museums etc, and maybe some of the Scottish towns because they can be pretty cozy. Israel is actually very nice to visit especially if you have any interest in Biblical sites. i wouldnt bother with india thats for sure. ive had the chance to go a couple times but chose other places.
>>521065334needs a layer of beans
>>521066896i live on the east coast and you have terrible opinions about food.captchaRXGOD
>>521066742Also you're even more stupid than i thought, i consume dairy while browns can't. You're a dumb iliterate wigger.
>>521058068What kind of sins must one commit to be born into that cuisine his next life?
>>521067045the purity of a basic chip butty is hard to beat but i will allow that a subtle presence of baked beans would work quite nicely.
>>521058731
>>521067131are you stupid? have you any idea how much dairy jeets consume?
>>521058068>chipsBasically a utensil that you eat.
>>521067070The bong's breakfast is trash is all i'm saying fag. Eating over a thousand cals of goyslop first thing in the morning is completely retarded unless you're 6'2+ and dirty bulk so you don't become a fat belly fuck face.
I visited England and was shocked to see fresh high-quality ingredients and spices used to put together some of the most mediocre food I've ever seen. They have so many protections for farmers and native food production, it works great, but then it all goes into mince pie that tastes like a Hungry Man. No wonder everyone worships the takeout browns.
>>521067323you dont really think that a normal cooked english breakfast is as big as that do you? could you be any more of an idiot?
>>521067217I've never seen pajeets IRL bud, only niggers, latinos and a dozen pale Asians.
>>521058068What did they eat before chips? Potato came from the Americas.
>>521067468how can you be so ignorant though? thankfully there are only a hand full of jeets in my province so far but still know that saying 'browns cant eat dairy' is retarded bullshit.
>>521067416It's just tradition to talk trash about it, don't get your panties in a knot. What the French eat is just as disgusting imo. Italians unironically have better meals even though it's alot of carbs. I eat high in good fats and protein and moderate carbs.
>>521067523Lots of bread.
>>521058068You're just jealous
>>521067563I'm ignorant because i don't go out of my way to learn about them. That's the most honest post you'll ever get from anyone here. Now i leave this thread.
>>521058068It's not fucking shit. It's simply lacking imagination. Much like the brits.
>>521067843The diet a couple 100 years ago would have been very seasonal and very bland. When the first pineapples came to Europe you could have probably bought a house with one fruit.
>>521067960have you never ever been in a store and noticed the giant tubs of ghee for sale on the jeet isle?
>>521058731Chicken feet are Godtier dimsum btw
>>521062860>>521058393So tired of faggy shitalstains gatekeeping their shitty food. We get it you are brown and proud
>>521058520You are circumcised lmao
>>521058887>American portions Keeping coping Nigel you fat sack of shit
>>521058068>brits try to conquer the worldHey we already conkered it once and we were half fuckin starved back then, this fuckin time we'll do it with steak puddin chips N fuckin mushy peas, do NOT stand to the rear.
>>521061893Some based noticers here assume anything German, and sometimes Swedish (many surnames with berg) means Jewish.
Why do bongs try to pretend their food is not shit? Even natto is better than their fucking beans, that shit tastes like ass
>>521059173Nah it's because you guys never evolved post the great depression. Your economy never fully recovered so you have to cling on to your poverty beans on toast.
>>521058068I'm disgusted by American food far more. They put corn syrup in everything, and all the food is some sort of corporate slop.That said, there are a number of 'struggle meals'.For years, the UK was under rationing. Only 30% of the UK's food demands were met within the country itself, so once the Germans try to cut off our supplies, we had to hunker down.People raised their own pigs together. They kept chickens. They farmed their own vegetables.Many supplies may have been canned food and the like, people made do.There are a lot of meals made using less desirable parts of the animal.So, for a while, people had to cook and make do with what they could get and you'll see a lot of odd food from that.Otherwise? You'll notice that northern hemisphere / winter country cooking is more about science and actual COOKING, than in equatorial countries which just fry everything up and chuck a bunch of random spices in and say "white people don't season dey chicken" like they're some sort of culinary mastermind.We had to live off what we could get.We didn't have nations flying in and dropping aid packages and supplying all our food for us. When we do, we have to fight for it. The pride of the German WWII navy, the Bismarck's mission was to sink the ships carrying food to Britain and we sunk that ship. The u-boats were doing the same. Along with scandivaean countries who also deserve your respect, we have to fight through winters, we do not live in a land of abundance.
>>521061720>israeli breakfastJews dont have any real food. They have bread with a hole in the middle and meatball soup. Because they aren’t real people.
>>521059326The Original Classic American Chip Spice is just paprika?
>>521058068For me it's the peas.
>>521058068best food in the world
>>521058265>Might surprise you but they have other mealsi spent a good amount of time over thereand made it a point to try out english food, english wine, and even go to a higher end place specializing on farm to table in england, including wine, etc.its truly shit food compared to french, italian, japanese, spanish and haute new american.
>>521060331What are faggots?
>>521059354Are the looks of disgust part of the experience or did he pay extra for them?
>>521069370gay balls
>>521069370I had them the other day, you can get 650g of faggots and sauce for £1.25 frozen, it's fucking crazy, and not actually that badthey're like meatballs but very soft/tender because it uses a lot of the cheaper sorts of meat (heart? liver? I can't remember exactly) kinda like how there are other meat dishes like black pudding and haggis that utilitize more of the animal
>>521059492Lol southern sausage gravy is well spiced.Id use half spicy Italian sausage and half sage sausage or breakfast sausage. This provides heat and herbal notes.Cook it up and get good browning on the sausage while you break it up to your preferred crumble size.Add flour and cook it like a roux to get rid of the dry flour taste. I go for popcorn to peanut scent. Add milk (can additionally Add cream or half and half). Slowly bring to a simmer to thicken. Add milk until you get the right thickness. Taste. Add seasoning (Tony chachere, salt, and fresh cracked brown pepper). It's delicious.
>>521058068m8 you get the order wrong.We left to conquer the world because our food, our weather, and our women are shit.why the fuck do you think so many of us built ships and sailed the 7 seas?
>>521069280That you on the left?
>>521058068I heard these six actually had wars. Is it true Gravy came out on top? Brit Bros explain this.
Chips and gravy takes me to heaven.Its better than any "spicy" nonsense jeets, spics and chinks invented
>>521058812Because they know Whites are superior
>>521058068What makes it saddest of all is the fact that nothing pictured is legitimately British. Potatoes come from South America, Curry from India, beans in tomato sauce also from the Americas, cheese from mainland Eurasia, mayo and gravy from France. Even "English Peas" come from the Middle East.
>>521069370>What are faggots?Big meatballs. Anywhere from the size of a tennis ball to a smaller grapefruit.
>>521060446Your invention is rooted in alot of Abusive Households.
>>521060331Why would you put a bacon sandwhich so high and wellington and meat pies so low? Bacon sandwich is just fucking bacon and bread. Sandwiches are what you eat when you can't eat anything. Crumpets? Seriously? What a shit ranking.
>>521070534Those look hard to cook all the way through
There is something extremely weak and gay about obsessing over recipes. You think people in other eras that were fighting wars or conquering new land were turning down food because it doesn't match some TV chefs recipe, or crying that it doesn't match the standards of their best chefs. Absolute faggotry. Obsessing over food being perfect is for women, that is why dinner time is just mundane stupid women talking about how much they like the food and running their stupid mouths talking about recipes.
>>521070843They do have a long cooking time. I guess the sauce keeps them from getting burned.
>>521070965"foodies" in America is rare. You never see people cooking complicated meals. Nobody got time for that. It's just youtubers and cooking channels where people go nuts. Most the time people who are picky eaters are like children complaining about eating green beans.
>>521071087They do look good
>>521059220building ships, expanding different trading companies. east india trading company, hudson bay trading company, wars with spain and france, bunch of shit really.
>>521058468Oh yeah, starch with mire starch. Carbs and carbs. Very inventive and decadent.
>>521058068'brits have bad food' is anti-british racist bullshit matea full sunday roast is a glorious meal.
>>521058068>their food is so fucking shitWhat the fuck are you even on about mate?
>>521064252>Jesus christ… this is disgustingWhich part of it is disgusting and why?
>>521061669Solid dox fren
>>521058068Because the Angloids are the Jews' only friend and ally and thus their food is bound to be horrible (just like they're both hideously ugly and smelly gynocrats too)
>>521059975>.t LARPing Mayflower mutt
>>521058068If you think cheesy fries are disgusting then you need to get the fuck out of this glorious country.If the brits truly did invent it and bring it here, I would like to forgive everything I've ever said about your monarchs, and I pray you will forgive me. For the past two years, every Friday after I get off work I go to a local restaurant and get myself a nice, tall glass of rum + coke and some cheesy fries.
>>521069157>filet de bœuf en croûte>stolen from the frenchthere is a reason even your greatest chefs, like marco pierre white, have to study in france to be a chef.
>>521066405>bad fats in meat chat is this real??
>>521072314Marco Pierre did train under French masters, but he never went to culinary school, let alone in France (it's kinda his gimmick)
>>521072314beef Wellington predates bœuf en croûte in the historical record
>>521059487I heard about that from the Romans. The Anglos could live submerged in swamps for months without dying.
>>521058887You need to be drunk / high / exhausted to properly enjoy that kind of thing.That isn't a "oh boy! Time for Lunch!" meal, its a "I've been busting my ass all day and had nothing to eat" type of meal.
>>521058068They tried to conquer the world BECAUSE their food is so fucking shit
>>521069970ask BBC why they made niggers english chefs
>>521070534Was it really too difficult to make them smallerBritish women are lazy
>>521072518>inb4 lazy ai rebuttal
>>521072518its amazon how long the english have had, and with full knowledge of french and spanish cooking, to make things not shit in the kitchen. Cheddar Man has been directly radiocarbon dated on two separate occasions, giving calibrated dates of 8540–7990 BC and 8470–8230 BCbeen there for 10,500 years and still cant cook for shitand its the lot of the aislesireland, isle of man, scotland, cymru - none of the food is good.
>>521059492>Beans on toast doesn’t work with your beans or your cheap breadI'll have you know that beans on toast works fucking great with our beans and cheap bread.
>>521059492>beans on toast doesn’t work with your beansHeinz, which you retards use for beans on toast, is an american company you mouth breathing retard.
>>521062772The Canucks are worse.
>>521059975nigger
>>521058068Reposting my reply from 2 days ago, but I'll add that no American can comment on food when they quite literally eat slop.You can get great food here, often they slap a label on it and call it "pub lunch" but it's good. Meat pies, sausages, battered fish, chicken burgers, steaks, gammon, roast dinners, cheese tarts, fish cakes, and sandwiches.My list of shitholes to avoid:>Egypt, it was all grotesque, like someone took Greek food and made it dry, salty, and stodgy>Vietnam, most of it was bad like that pho stuff, but there's a few French dishes here and there that were good, the bahn mi (sp?) was overrated, though>Russia, a lot of the usual "western" takeaway slop but anything else felt like I was eating WW2 ration food>Thailand, mostly spicy or fried stuff, had a constant stomach ache>China, that was some real fucking slop so moved on quick, I went to Hong Kong and Taiwan instead and it was better but still boring, a lot of doughy buns with minced meat in them or generic noodle dishes>Mongolia, first time I had horse and it was okay, their beef was usually overcooked and bland, it was sort of like Russian food but less variation>India, I couldn't bring myself to eat anything there, I actually cancelled my trip after the first night and went off to Sri Lanka instead>Sri Lanka, still curries and the like but you could tell it was made better, it was still just over-use of spices and herbs>Japan, just noodles and rice everywhere, it's like they weren't allowed to have meat unless it was in tiny pieces, really boring and probably the weirdest obsession weebs have when it's just broth and noodles picked up with sticks instead of a fork>South Korea, exactly the same as Japan, just everything extra spicy and for some reason easy to get tinned SpamBut I've been to France, Spain, Portugal, Italy, Switzerland, Greece, Croatia, Germany, Romania, Ireland, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Poland, Austria, Hungary, and Czech Republic, all great places to eat.
>>521058544It's fucking gross, you're literally eating the shit they suck out during a liposuction.
>>521058178>"For the love of the game", me old chap. For the love of the game..
>>521058779Indian food is fucking garbage, invenred to hide the flavour of rotting meat.
WW2 rationing and the explosion of canned food here did a number on cuisine. You'll find pre-WW2 it was fine.
>>521058068I've made my own Chips & Peas. You guys have no idea. There's something subtle and indescribable about properly made Mushy Peas. It's not just mashed peas. It's peas that have been soaked in baking soda then drained and cooked. They have a unique flavor. Chips & peas is absolutely delightful. I imported Bigga brand marrowfat peas just to make authentic mushy peas and I was not disappointed. Magnificent.
>>521059437That gravy looks bland, that pud is overdone and so is that beef.Shit looks dry as fuck and the portion size is pathetic, 5 out of 10.Would eat it but be unhappy.
>>521069370Fucking delicious gravy smoothered massive herby meatballs.Get em from a butcher and they're super high quality.
>>521072726>lazy ai rebuttalFrom what actual research I could do, there's no clear evidence of which came first.What is likely however is that pastries of similar manner (pork pies, cornish pasty, etc) came before either of them, apparently 13th century for the pasty and 18th century for pork pies, whilst the fight over who made beef wellington in actuality was around the 19th century.
>>521073030Just because it's the same brand doesn't mean it's the same food.
>>521058178they probably go good with adrendrochrome
>>521069280400 years as jewish slaves and youre surprised they have no culture?
>>521058068the celts mentality on food is different, they see it as a practical matter of nutrition, and they apply no reverence or art to it. its just fuel, not art. protein, fat, and carbs.
>>521058068>>521058068>>521058068Daily reminder that all the "no tail" and furfag posts are made by VPN niggers of a troon squad from iDrama and Valent Projects cuckademics to normalize degeneracy across the board.Same trannies who shill for Jewkraine and make the /uhg/ threads btw.https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518123762/#518129824https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518281658/#518287969https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518256371/#518256990
>>521074144>Taking dining advice from a filthy stinky AngloidsHard, hard pass
