>yfw this is the next first lady
>>521060266Schizo here. He follows her every command so a vote for him is a vote for her. He has no say in anything.
>>521060266The one on the right will become president?
>>521060266based
>>521060365I believe it
>>521060266cute bugeyefu
>>521060266she looks like an insufferable suffragette from 100 years ago
>>521060266>ladyCmon faggot, that one is very obvious.
>>521063287she looks.like an insufferable indian art hoe from 1 year ago
>>521061337He isn't eligible. OP is just being retarded.
you do realize that naturalized citizens can't become the president, right? the only way she becomes first lady is if she divorces and remarries
She's more elegant than she is actually hot (sort of like Jacky Kennedy). She will look pretty enough head on, and you get distinct inbred vibes when the head is turned.
She needs 5x bog surgeries and a blonde dye to be considered FLOTUS material
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>>521064232Kek. Officially /pol/'s queen
>>521060365>He follows her every commandHot. Does that include crawling for her and calling her goddess.
>>521060266I doubt it
>>521060266>>521062094>>521063210>>521064821>WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOIING eyes bulge out of head and shoot at 120 mph AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA jaw drops to the floor, tongue rolls forward WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF punches self in face with boxing glove HOOLEY DOOLEY pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out ARF ARF ARF ARF pulls out comically large carton of milk, drinks all of it spilling it everywhere EEEE-AW EEEE-AW wolf whistle BWOOOAAGHHH tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart GUHGUHGUHGUHGUH rubs ass on ground like dog HAHT MAMA eyes turn into slot machine slots WOWZA! tapdancing sounds *AIR HORN SOUNDS* running in a circle JEEPERS pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM bashes own head with hammer BONK BONK old-timey car horn sound, tongue straightens out like wooden board, eyes go out of skull and back in like paddleballs CHUGGA fireworks shoot from top of head PHWOAARRR wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead HONKA HONKA sound of mouth harp as body is floating a foot above the ground JEEZ LOUISE propeller spins on hat comically WOWEEE gets massive erection, tries to aggressively push it back down into pants OINKA OINKA pulls out massive drum, starts beating it HUBBA HUBBA jumps on table, smashes through table and ground, springs back upward HAHEEEE pupils fly away from eyes SMASHES CHAIR ON A TABLE heyyy lil lady ARROOOOOO fucking dies, ghost goes out of corpse with a lyre, body pulls ghost back into body WHADDA DOLL starts foaming at the mouth HUUUUURRRRRR furiously turns crank on machine that hits hands on table GRRRR BARK head unscrews and starts rotating BUH-DOOIIOIOIOING starts bouncing up and down at a high speed, starts boiling like tea kettle and turning red HOOOLY MOOOOLY
>>521060266ťbh she's very mid for a levantine woman
>>521060266But JD Vance is already married to a different ugly brown woman.
