Why is coffee shilled so bigly
>>521064182dont know really. seems like a really big deal for the lefty types especially. for normal people its just a drink.
>>521064182Because it makes piss smell funny and helps homogays perform their daily enema.
>>521064182I got psyoped by hot bean water.
>>521064182Behead anti-coffee shillsRape anti-coffee shills families and pets
>>521064182that stuff smells awful and tastes worse. I never understood the appeal.in before: "I'm a complete retard until caffeine"
>>521064182There are unironic traders making millions on coffee prices speculation, especially with spikes in recent years. They buy out millions of tons of coffee and store it without selling to hike up prices.Also normie faggots programmed to worship the hot beans soup with muh "can't wake up / work without coffee".
>>521065186I'm a complete retard after caffeine.
cheaper than perpetuating niggerdom
>>521064182its addictive
>>521064953BasedCoffee cures depression and low energyPharma shills hate it
>>521064182all youtube coffee theorists and content creators really look unhealthy though, greyed, thinned out, pale stress victims. a coffee here and there is ok everything more will wreck you.
>>521064182Because it's poison. Anything burnt is not good for you plus absolutely destroys your adrenal glands and leads to diabetes and low t.Noam Chomsky said it was second only to oil in amount of money made globally, but you know I never did, even 50%, trust that guy. Still...
>>521065393coffee causes inflammation so it's very damaging in the long run, but it's a billion dollar business so research shills are paid to keep quiet
>>521064182Because it makes you a more productive worker and here in Sweden it was also used to replace alcohol by the sobriety movement on a societal level
>>521065393It is dangerously psychoactive and addictive it should be banned and all previous drinkers should be jailed
>>521065483>destroys your adrenal glands and leads to diabetes and low t.None of that is true
>drink coffee>feel relaxed and sleepy not alert like it does to other people
>>521064182>is coffee good for u lolgood morning saar
>>521065585I dont find it addictive at all as I got weeks without drinking any. But the doctors told me before I have like the extreme opposite of addictive personality as I was on drugs they told me were addictive and would have bad sides effects when I came off them for an ongoing surgery I had to keep getting for 4 years but when I came off them I was fine and felt no withdrawals at all.
>>521064182It's good for you>>521064735this nigger drinkin beans
>>521065312based retard.
>>521065660Some people get this inverse effect. It has been proved.
>>521065660that means you are addicted
>>521065941so my brain is upside down and back to front?>>521066052nope. It happened to me literally the first time I drank coffee and I also go weeks or sometimes months without drinking any and I never feel any urge to drink it.
>>521065483nah you're dumb, if you add stuff in it like sugar and drink 10 everyday then yeah it's poison, because of the sugar, black coffee is fine plenty of 100 yrs olds drink coffee
>>521064182It helps keep people productive in the face of meaninglessness.
THE ONLY FUCKING NIGGER THING THEY CANT "TRANSGENDER"
>>521065312I talk non-stop about the most retarded things after drinking coffee if people are around to talk to.I don't drink coffee anymore.
>>521064182Is it?I despise the stuff but many normies genuinely seem unable to function without it.And like anything addictive it's rather easy to find people promoting / normalising their addictions.
>>521064953>>521065393Caffeine literally reduces blood flow to the brain my 20-40 percent.Imagine thinking something that decreases blood, that contains the nutrients and the oxygen your brain needs to function is good for you.Pure mental illness.
>>521065543Did they learn that from The Simpsons?Moe did that to Barney after he quit drinking. He was mad he would lose all of Barney's alcohol money so he made a coffee bar so he would still get all of Barney's money
>>521064182>obtain coffee alchemy skills>health improves>mind improvesIt's pretty ok if you don't doctor it to shit.
>>521064182Coffee IS good for you, Anon!
>>521066309You have to be literally retarded to believe that.We all would be dead if that was the case.
>>521065941meth does this to me.I fall asleep after doing some follies.Glad, that.
>>521064182its that the next evil food? First seed oil then coffee? It doesn't seem to be a coincidence that the EU/WEF is going after coffee consumption.
>>521064182coffee helped built society, kike
>>521065326It has a hunnit polyphenols. They gud.
>>521064182Because doctors and health nuts want to blame everything but feminist-jewish politics for their bad condition and bad health.Coffee is good full stop. Use it therapeutically the same way you would use alcohol, a drink once in a while to detox the veins and disinfect wounds.Want to stuff it with syrups and vegetable liquids, knock yourself out. Quitting caffeine is not going to help you stop the female or the Jew.
>>521066395Coca-Cola company was originally an alternative 'temperance drink' to alcohol.
Caffeine is literal poison. It induces stress which puts your body in fight or flight mode. The reason they push it is because it makes the average slave effective at performing menial tasks at a higher pace.
>>521064182>shilledIt's enjoyable . No you don't need to pay $6 for it
>>521066614Source the decreased brain size:https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8969755/Source on decreased blood flow to brain by 20-30%:https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2748160/>>521066618I have never drank alcohol in my entire life, I have never smoked or done any other drug. I eat sugar but only on special occasions couple times a year like weddings, my birthday, Christmas etc.
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>>521066871So did tobacco.>>521067186That’s if you drink more than a cup or two.
>>521067037>sip my cup of joe so I can game in the morn' without feeling groggyAnother total NEET victory.
>>521064182Kulturpress>drikker du kaffe?>har du ikke begynt å drikke kaffe ennda?>hæ, liker du ikke kaffe?Når det er sagt, så elsker jeg kaffe
>>521064182It's a good and safe drug. It is interesting how children recognise it as poison but you learn to like it as an adult. Bit like alcohol. Or muslim genocide.
>>521066871Us? Buddy you’re enslaved.
>>521067037Based
>>521066815coffee is getting really expensive globally as of last couple years, gotta lower demand a bit
>>521064182So you can work longer hours for Shekelstein
why cant you people be normal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZpy9r_KXqc
>>521064182Because it wakes you up without fucking up your blood pressurepeople buy it en masse, so you get addsits not rocket science>no Patrick coffee is not a jewish instrument
>>521064182You must be a nigger; nobody with norge blood would ever say that
>>521067336brittain and russia make sense, they mostly do tea
For me, its black tea
>>521065186Coffee is delicious to white adults.You are either childish, have only experienced shitty coffee, or are brown.Simple as
>>521068479women and redditors add too much sugar/milk for it to be still classified as coffee imo. if your coffee needs additives you're drinking some dog shit coffee
>>521067893Humans who don't drink caffeine are the normal ones though, when considering human history. Humans have existed for over 200 thousand years, only in the past 200 years have majority of humanity have access to caffeine, that's less than a percentage of the time we have existed.If you need caffeine to function you're to abnormal one. If you don't wake up energized, ready to face the head on, there is something wrong with you. We evolved in an environment where any moment there could be danger, be it other tribes attacking or animals attacking.If you need caffeine to simply to get out of bed, you're doing something wrong. What's worse you don't even know why caffeine is doing this or how caffeine functions.The main reason caffeine evolved in plants is as a self defense mechanism against insects.The way caffeine works is by blocking adenosine, caffeine looks a lot like adenosine, so it slips into adenosine’s receptors and blocks them, insects use adenosine to calm themselves down, if they don't have adenosine, they become hyperactive and die.Humans are not tiny insects, we don't use adenosine the same way insects do, so we don't die to lack of adenosine.Adenosine is the main neurotransmitter that induces sleepiness by inhibiting arousal-promoting neurons, which is why caffeine causes us to feel awake, this is also why caffeine causes some people to become anxious and overthink thing everything, because again adenosine inhibits arousal promoting neurons.If you consume something that's literally designed to normal brain processes, your brain adapts to daily caffeine by making more adenosine receptors, and/or becoming more sensitive to adenosine. So, over time, you need your regular caffeine just to feel normal, not extra alert.This is not normal.
>>521064182Pro-coffee narrative runs free, because anti-coffee people are too sleepy to fight back
>>521065393>>521064953a junkie is a junkie
>>521068822didn't read this btw
Caffeine is an important part of modern society as it keeps people working for longer. Tea also has caffeine, but coffee was more avaliable due to tea having to be imported from india/china
>>521066815Seed oil will continue as their are actual health concern, but caffeine will be the newest boogeyman mainly due to sugar-bomb "coffee" drinks from places like Starbucks or Dutch bros
>>521064182i like the taste, love the smell, and get some utility from the drugs in it
>>521064182Coffee got more expensive, people drink less. This is meant to compensate for it.
>>521064182Because rich people wants you to work harder but you should use coffee after your work to enjoy life
>>521064182Two weeks ago I got Delta Lote Ritual for just €3.24 a bag at Continente. Special offer. Grabbed me 20 bags.
>>521064182Shilled? Where?
>>521067893Because normal people SUCK!
>>521070211In this ITT thread?
>>521064182because
>>521068822thats interesting, but I dont understand why you'd end up antagonising in consequence, I believe theres decent room for debate on sugary energy drinks and its uses before "outclassing" the most common ritual on earth
>>521064182Because cocaine is illegal
>>521068244>without fucking up your blood pressureIt literally does you absolute retard
>>521064182it can help you rek up
>>521064182The push for energy drinks is way worse.
>>521067186>https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8969755/>All analyses did not find an effect of coffee consumption on other outcomes including white matter hyperintensity volume, mean diffusivity, fractional anisotropy, brain microbleed, total brain volume, white matter volume, and hippocampus volume.How can gray matter shrink, but total volume and white matter stays constant? Somethings not adding up there. After more research, I believe this is a bunk study.Regarding the second link, Gemini AI (via google search for 'coffee reduces blood flow to the brain') said this akshully a good thing.
>>521064182I recently started working for Starbucks in their international supply line. From what I can tell, 80%+ of the world coffee producers are owned by jews. And in most cases they are working third world producers like slaves and making huge profits off their back. Given that jews also own all the major advertising firms, I think you can connect the dots.
>>521071563Last time I checked Coffee does not cause hypertension, infact it promotes less appetite so that you eat less corn syrup
>>521064182>Why is coffee shilled so biglyBecause it's one of the most fumigated crops you can buy, plus most people only drink it with unholy amounts of sugar which multiplies the poison dose. Literally goyslop.
>>521067037I mean I thought that this is the official explanation? Like, do you know how difficult it is to stay aware while working a stressful job? Im getting paid for it tho, tell me another way to make big bucks without a risk or suffering or prison. Hopefull I can retire early
>>521071754Coffee is commonly processed with chemicals, especially decaf. You have to "smart shop" for natural coffee. Coffee, without qualifiers, is not a "pass" in terms of healthiness.Energy drinks also have a spectrum of ingredient profiles, chemical exposure, and caffeine dosage just like your options for coffee.Neither is going to directly kill you unless you OD on it. They contribute to overall heart unhealthiness, but regular exercise and healthy diet negate those effects.
>>521064735Vanilla onions latte is a kind of 3 bean soup, so you get a meal and a drink on one.
>>521066815>>521069258No one in the EU/WEF claims that seed oils or coffee are unhealthy. It's mostly the rise of primal dieters that caused this trend.
>>521066309Ayo I don’t need that blood in my brain but in my dick
>>521068822I use cocaine, caffeine just sounds like cocaine for faggots who die without onions or nut milk in their genderneutral jew coffee served by an oversized clown with blue hair and septum cancer.
>>521065660It means you’re a schizophrenic. The government’s depressant and antipsychotic medications that they feed you in your water create a speedball when mixed with coffee causing intense lethargy to the point of you looking narcoleptic. >>521065941This pour-over beaner’s claims are what the government wants you to think when in reality it’s caused by the speedball effect from the government’s secret medication they feed you
>>521066309This. Coffee and caffeine is bad for you.
>>521067186Do you drink tap water? I heard it's healthier than PET plastic bottled water.
