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How do I get on neetbux in the US without claiming insanity/suicidal thoughts? I own my own house so I just need enough to survive on.
Would “long covid” work? (even though I’m unvaxxed, lol)
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This is political because I’m simply not going to keep paying taxes so politicians can keep raping Christian children on an island.
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>>521068508
you don't unless you're brown
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>>521068508
I just got mine by having autism, but I also work too, doing Spark and delivering people's groceries. I receive $984 in SSI, but I also participate in Spark and earn an additional $ 1,620 a month by staying below the substantially gainful activity limit, which is in addition to the $384 in EBT I receive.
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>>521068508
START BURDENMAXXING IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Start stealing and become a burden on society. First thing you should do is quit your worthless wagie job. Don't bother applying for benefits, welfare or any other government assistance unless you really can't help yourself. I personally prefer to also GHOSTMAXX, no properties in my name, no hand outs, no benefits, no taxes, just living in the shadows of society and outside of the system as much as I can, but I digress. Simply take everything you need from big corporations, resell it and enjoy life. Hit their jew warehouses and megastores and become an honest reseller. Make sure to post about it and encourage more people to become burdens like you. Once enough people do this, their system collapses. Also always remember how over half the population got vaxxed and sided with the government. Make them pay and enjoy that too. This is how you get back at the jews, the governments, the corporations, the normie cattle and everybody else who wronged you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTV2S2OtrfM

There is nothing more that jews and their wagie cattle fear than you anon taking a big fat shit on their jewified society, never forget that.
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>>521068508
>get on neetbux
This is stealing, you're going to suffer karma for this.
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>>521068725
How bad is spark driving? Do you have to go in the store? Seems kind of chill if you can stay in your car
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>>521068508
Lol I thought he was holding a cinder block, about to smash. Somehow outside the home but still in comfy blankie
As far as your question:
Not gonna te-e-llll.
:3
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>>521068508
I do seasonal work through fall and winter and then neet from march/april until october/september on employment insurance. It's a good balance, I'm sure the US has something similar
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>>521069211
I tried unemployment when I got laid off. Only entitled to something like $300/week for 6 weeks and they never gave me a dime (was never unemployed in my life before).
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>>521069351
here in canadastan it depends on wage and hours, i work 12hr days and make over 30/hr so unemployment pays me 1300 every 2 weeks :3
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>>521068725
If you deliver food you're not a neet you dumb nigger
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>>521068508
Autism obviously

I get €240 a week
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>>521068508
New NE(E)T here (have education and applying for masters schools) I think the best way of doing it is suffer some kind of debilitating injury on the clock. That is the highest payout and will pay you for life. Second is disability (currently on this due to a motorcycle accident that fucked my leg requiring months of PT) Third would be in my opinion in the long run military or working for guberment for 20 years. Fourth and finally nigger maxing on SNAP and other benefits. I will go into personal anecdotes I've seen:

1) My friends father growing up got in a skid steer accident that crushed several vertebrae. This accident happened when he was in his mid 40s and he was unemployed until the day he died (mid 74) and the payments adjusted for inflation. He was getting his full salary and all the painkillers he wanted.

2) Currently doing this. have decent paid union job working for a university as a technician. Due to an injury outside of work i tore my calf muscle, ACL, high grade rip on my MCL that has put me out of work from anywhere to 3-6 months. The initial paperwork is difficult and you need a doctor but i know of people who put bullshit reasons like anxiety. Ive been receiving my full salary and probably will continue to do so all the way into the spring. Its temporary, but if you pay for long term disability you could reliably go on this for a year or two and make far more than what the government gives you.

3) Military or government job is a good choice if you're still in your early 20s. By the time you're 40 you will get full comprehensive package that will cover you until the end of your days. My friend is 6 years away and is making close to six figures. By the time he retires he'll be collecting that for the rest of his life.

4) Surprisingly hard and pays way less. If you're a single male expect maybe $800 max in assistance a month. Best way to do it is have lots of children with 5 different woman so they can pay you child support.
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>>521069091
>>get on neetbux
>This is stealing, you're going to suffer karma for this.

For real, NEETing is cool for a year or so, but if all youre doing is playing vidya and gooning youre going to have a terrible life and die alone. No male or female wants a NEET
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>>521068725
>I just got mine by having autism, but I also work too, doing Spark and delivering people's groceries. I receive $984 in SSI, but I also participate in Spark and earn an additional $ 1,620 a month by staying below the substantially gainful activity limit, which is in addition to the $384 in EBT I receive.


wow this dude is making $3000/month for nothing. Good job bro
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I'd tell you but I'm worried there's only a limited amount of neetbux and I care about myself more than you
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>>521069892
email your local td, sperg a little, maybe tell a fib or two about being homeless. they just give you a house. autismos go right to the top of the list
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>>521073008
Interesting.
But I like my family, I’m happy at home for now.
Anyway thx for the info fellow potato nigger.
Maybe I’ll try to get one just so some actual nigger doesn’t, idk, not too bothered anyway



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