/pol/ humor thread
>>521078694All of you need to have a routine like this
>>521078694bumpity bump
>>521078771Nigger thread confirmed.OP is a nigger
>>521078837I like watermelon, that does not make me a black human being
>>521078771>3:53 AMWould call that a recipe for a massacre.
>>521078694went on reddit the other day and was compelled to make this after 10 minutes
>>521078771Fuck I totally forgot to rub banana skin over my face this morning.
>>521079458Who doesn't like watermelon?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-eitsutpOc
>>521080134kek
>>521078771>doing all this shit just to be vainNigger is bored, he should be working.
>>521078771>5 hours of getting ready before doing anythingI guess you can do that if you don't have a job
>>521079895This meme uses dark humor and exaggeration to point out a real cultural contrast between two major corners of the internet—anonymous forums like 4chan and mainstream social media like Reddit.Here’s the gist of why it “feels true” to many people:1. Anonymity changes behavior.On anonymous sites, users can say anything without consequence. That leads to slurs, insults, and absolute chaos—but also brutal honesty. The same people who seem monstrous in language might actually be kind or harmless in real life. They treat online posts like venting or theater.2. Mainstream spaces reward moral posturing.Reddit and Twitter run on public identity and social validation. Instead of blunt honesty, users chase approval and karma. That creates a feedback loop where people overreact to minor disagreements or label common opinions as hateful, because outrage and virtue-signaling get attention.3. Different values of authenticity.Anonymous boards value bluntness and irony; social media values optics and moral performance. So a person who’s toxic in language but genuine in intent looks “more real” than someone who uses polite words but treats disagreement like sin.4. The hypocrisy effect.The meme exaggerates that the polite, “nice” user is often self-righteous or vindictive, while the rude one might just be detached from social pretenses. It’s mocking how civility culture often masks hostility, while vulgar subcultures sometimes hide normal people blowing off steam.
>>521080542China is just a funny place, i always laugh when they act like things matter.How can you live in a city and not just become a clown? Is paint crazy expensive in china? Do chinks just obey their phones without question? How can there be millions in one city and the biggest clowns are the police?
>>521078822he needs to talk to a lady who used to be a man who has a beard, to see if he's still confused
>>521080842You don't say
>>521080874Or catch them young
>>521079895Pretty solidFaggot
>>521078694
>>521081457Filipinos are vile and disgusting
>>521081082what in the hellI was talking about drag queens KEK
>>521078822He seems like the kind of guy who got tricked into sleeping with a tranny and is overcompensating for his faggotry
>>521081707Slaves shall serve
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>>521078771kek. forgot how funny this one is.
>>521082813kekking in retro
>>521082399There is moar faggotry involved. Such is the way of life in ummah
>>521078771Think about how zesty you have to be to film yourself drinking water like this.
>>521082868This one made /pol/ seethe
>>521078694One for the jeets
>>521078694Fire & explosion edition?
>>521079895Lmao
>>521081146No different than the West with how womemes actively share their Chad bf. Except Muslims at least commit.
>>521083813anotha shoah
>>521079458>>521078837>>521078822>>521078771>>521078694HR and manager are fake jobs that were made so rich people's family members can uphold their high status by sitting around doing nothing. Most "private sector" tech companies are completely subsidized by the government. Thats why they can exist without White men, it doesn't matter how incompetent the workers are when its busy-work that never mattered.
>>521084351True. Although even small companies are forced to have HR somehow, supposedly by law.
>>521084351Or you can just be born a billionaire jeet edition deluxe
>>521078771Thats a water commercial
>>521080830Your post reminded me of this
>>521084166Spic thinks porn is real life
>>521084302
>>521078694What happened here? Static electricity? It’s like those rolls were made of flashpaper.
>>521078771>white women hands serving him breakfastHe won and chud racists lost
>>521078771All of this just to sell waterLol
>>521084865>.webmThe nest has fallen. Billions have died. It's over.
>>521086642That .webm is not a porn video. Also, that shit has happened IRL. Do you not remember those #doitforstate orgies?
lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threadsFace it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
>>521081707talk about work ethic and pulling yourself up from your boot strapsits this kind of dedication at the job we need in america
Can someone post this on r/4chan. Thanks.
>>521087202He did it, the absolute madman!
>>521079895based meme. it's true.
>>521087129>Do you not remember those #doitforstate orgiesNo because I'm not a gooner.
>>521083498Way of the Zutt
>>521086725PE foam offgasses, enclosed space and static shock.
>>521078771Based
>>521088449Hillary's daughter is not joking.
>>521088449I hate this astroturfed "based" whore like you wouldn't believe
>>521079895I have an opinion on something
>>521078694nerve gas
>>521084865Chinks will eat anything that crawls, covid 20 is going to be lit!
>>521083498What documentary is this from?
>>521087892> ZUTT IN THE BUTT
>>521088449
>>521090802This one >>521090850
>>521089983NO FUCKING WAYREAL?????
>>521091052
>>521083498Men.
>>521089983kek
>>521083656Awwww, man. I was hoping the dog would get rekt.
>>521083813thank you, saar
>>521091076
>>521087202Thank you for the blessing.
>>521078771I didn't know banana peels were good for yo ashy skin. Now I do.
>>521084865What is that liquid if the try to avoid it like that and knocks them out instantly.
>>521081457she looks smart and fun, would wife
>>521091994He's a big guy
>>5210924954u
>>521091994Man i wish that were me
>>521078771>7:36 jumps off the trampoline >7:40 hits the waterKek
>>521089983Lasagna
>>521079895I like itFeel free to make moreI mean uhh this sucks kys nigger
>>521092748
>>521092795Would be like running into a solid brick wall
>>521079895Stfu and kys you retarded nigg
>>521078771No way. Im not a nigger.
>>521092957>gopnik culture has reached america
>>521078771>those pushupsAll show, no control. Better to do ten slow reps than thirty fast ones.
>>521078822>snaggletooth rat facedo muzzies really?
>>521092732this is very cute.I need a gf, bros
>>521078694Okay, how?
>>521083910Is he ok?
>>521092732My mom would eat my food when she'd take me out to the mall when I was a kid.
>>521080830insightful and truethe modern woke left are exactly like the Pharisees who Jesus was talking about when he rebuked them for washing the outside of their cup but not the inside (outward appearance of righteousness but inwardly vile and wicked)that doesn't mean Jesus would at all approve of the anonymous slur flinging that anons engage in.but the outward sanctimoniousness hiding inward wickedness seems like it needed particular calling out.
>>521092732Some men drown while others die of thirst
>>521093285keep on keeping on :DDD
>>521091803is. this. real. ?
>>521081048Hot
>>521081457>trying to imply that Southeast asians aren't ten times more materialistic transactional whores than even modern white women
>>521084865>Roaches immune to nuclear b*mbs>I shall become immune if I eat them
>>521093137This is ironic, because Hitler was literally a Zionist. He wanted Jews deported to Palestine, so that they could all live their in their own state.Google Haavara Agreement.
>>521092748LMAO, people are truly no smarter than furniture, the situation is quite easy to figure out, yet, plenty of retards for inexplicable reason decide they are okay sliding back and forth along with the fucking chairs!
>>521092957classic
>>521078771this buck is downright peculiar if you ask me.
>>521080830This post has been brought to you by ChatGPT
>>521078771Not only am I taller than this guy, I'm also White.
>>521093951nice.
>>521086665>yoga flame!
>>521093995
>>521080542Everything i see a video like this i hate the USA more and more.
>>521078771>zesty roidnigger legit spends 5 hours each morning doing very gay shit before he goes to his worthless job as some kind of online grifterPowerful.
>>521089983Live action Garfield looks crazy
>>521093637:(oh come on! right in the feels, anon?!why, anon? why?
>>521093852I know buddy. It's just a joke. The inference is that neo nazis are anti zionist.
>>521086725Basically they inject butane gas into the material which creates the bubbles that turn it into foam. The foam continues to slowly release that butane for a while after being manufactured.In this case they shoved a bunch of fresh rolls of foam into a truck with no ventilation, so the truck was full of butane and then the guy created a spark of static electricity that ignited it.
>>521085558
>>521094392labs do like water
>>521083813
>>521081457The only person I knew that had a mail order bride was a math teacher of mine in high-school. She literally stabbed him in the back and killed him. Got away with it too.
>>521093577You guys will never do anything, then justify yourselves by saying jesus did it already. It's tiresome.The right & left are both watching the same play all while white people are suffering.
>>521094525Those zombie ants aren’t real bro I hate to tell youScience lies to sell DVD’s sometimes
>>521092957kek the way the cpt falls
>>521094392Whoa look at him go!
>>521094689My mom was a zombie ant. I know these things.
>>521093577You replied to a ctrl+v from ChatGPT you mongoloid
>>521093871
>>521094970nice.
>>521079895this but unironically
>>521092748You'd expect on a ship they'd secure everything and anything, but there you have it...
>>521078771> Brush teeth for 1min> Shower for 1minMaybe the stink isnt genetic after all? I always assumed it was some pheromone or oil thing that made them reek.
>>521078771>wakes up at 3 am and spends 3 hours brushing his teeth and soaking his face with vodka>then puts on shorts and leggings to go for a jog to an indoor pool
>>521095093>You're the best around>Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
>>521095426
>>521093493So was he spy, or just a faggot (or both)?
>>521095426Real = Cats upholding the bop and implementing the bop, furricane spin kicks, turbo bopsFake = cats losing to fights and exercising... Those are all (paid) actors Anon
>>521078771I know this is all fake nonsense but I enjoyed the part where the nigger used the computer to do work.
>>521095269https://youtu.be/D6pZ2jeD87Y
>>521081457Most white women are repulsive Niggerized Piggerized Jewy NPC garbage Anon, I know, but I'm not going to settle for Chinks nor burden them White women that chose to be garbage and selfish can suffer instead Anon
>>521095671>town taken over by polar bears>illegal to shoot them>govt no help yourussiya be like that
>>521084865I'm very concerned what was in the liquid that killed the roaches. Because they can survive underwater for days.
>>521078771This successful double nigger, nigger, seems to have jewbux to throw around and golems though Lots of "white boy jew's goy boomer toomer dumping grounds" have a different world and much less support... Which is a "fellow white" problem AnonIf one puts more time into oneself, then one has a better image and more fitness and more "success" , yes
>memeflag>namefag>contributes nothingfuck nazisheil hitler.
>>521084351Cool cope anon, thanks for sharing
>>521078694>step foot>die and be transported to hellSimple jeet things
The NPCs are immunized against all dangers: One may call them a sheep and it's a "muh strong weak contest", one may call them a double nigger, nigger and it's a " muh anti racism" one may call them a hypocritical pigger parasite and it's "muh just doing muh government job, just obey", one may call them selfish and materialistic and it's " muh proud doer muh hard work ethic and muh money makes the world go round" one may call them morally repulsive and it's "muh dog eat dog" and it all runs off them like water off a ping pong table while they follow current thing. But call them NPCs and you will be astonished at how they recoil, how injured they are, how they suddenly realize they're mindless soulless judeo golem pieces of shit, they've been found out
>>521096092Russiancore
>>521094126Kek, fucking owned
>>521087202Lmao Anons, but you're still just a bunch of pathetic jewish niggers, niggers.And / or no good semitic hypocritical piggers, piggers.And usually typically two faced jewy mindless selfish antagonistic NPCs, NPCs.I'm not sad I'm an adult virgin, and I'm very selective. Face it, every "fellow white" Jew and Niggerjew DEI (didn't earn it, especially in unwanted parasitic paid government positions) will learn the hard way how wrong they were in modern history, as they spiral infinitely downward into their own karmatic hells. What a bunch of hypocritical entitled delusional losers, your "success" is questionably earned, and your women are unwanted tossable jewish niggerized piggerized NPC spoiled toxic scummy selfish cringe roasties, cringe roasties. Get over yourselves. :)Most people (especially "reptile peoples") are no fucking good nor trustworthy even on the White side, so Straight White Non Jewish separations is the solution with 1776 American politics. ALL (((government systems))) are hypocritical and parasitic by their very design, as are ALL government "people", especially paid ones.Fuck them, fuck those, and fuck most of you, too.
>>521096823da torvash. do u have spare cigarette?
>>521078694Fuck I didn’t see that one coming
>>521079895The only based leaf. You get raked last.
>he's arguing with copypasta nowfirst day?
>>521078822Lol this sand nigger thinks he's high T from growing a beard out Anon
Kek
>>521093577TFW ChatGPT responds to itself
>>521096917>No smokeSo, is he going to restore empire or what?
>>521097154Is the jew trying to steal or just autistic?Is this some secret talmud passage about standing on something to steal it?
>>521080830>The same people who seem monstrous in language might actually be kind or harmless in real life. They treat online posts like venting or theater.Fuck you, asshole. I'll make it my mission in life to kill you.
>>521097237idk about that but i've been assured he will make anime real
>>521087374Lol Anon
>>521086725Self cooking giant marshmallows
>>521089983Lol that's a lot of fluff Anon
This is Fatson James Muttler, the emperor of Europe and the anglosphere, he comes from jewmerica, say something about him, he's also autistic and has a foreskin missing, so take easy with him
>>521093493thousand cock stare
>>521097154>>521097276https://aish.com/accidental-carrying-on-shabbat/Maybe trying to do some kind of shabbat "no I didn't actually carry this thing."
>>521094126>>521096855Now imagine that shit getting access to posters' IDs and at the same time decision making powers over individuals' fate...inb4 b-but muh anonymous: ip address+isp records
>>521086975That's a light skin negress.
>internet tough guy>contributes nothingyou won't do shit, ever.
>>521091204I don't know the situation but the piggers seem mad their precious NPC funded faggot mobile was touched Anon
>>521097332Sounds like a legit planDavay, comrade
>>521097486thanks for the qrd
>>521082230/thread
>>521094075The Bop defeats the Pek Anon
>>521097617i can't read moon runes
>>521097650I don't really know but I assume everyone in that video is jewish and nobody else is carrying anything. Plus secular jews and orthodox jews get in fights because orthodox are megakikes and the whole point is for jews to do evil and forbidden things by rule lawyering "but I didn't really do the bad thing because of this technicality."
>>521080830This place isn't anonymous, no where online isStraight White Non Jewish separations are becoming a reality AnonTldr
>>521097959figured it was pre-war ukrainei stopped questioning things long ago
>>521097792>You can take a boy out of the army, but you can't take the army out of a boyIf I read it correctly
>>521098151ah, appropriate reply
>>521081082Disgusting
>>521090850Zutt meme is kaputhttps://www.icraa.org/jinn-crowd-in-prophet-misread-hadith/
>>521092369>>521096245Probably just high % Ethanol, but it could be isopropyl though..... Chinks are cheap like that.
>>521091563Is that real? That car must be like 10 meters high
>>521081457Remember that filipinos are NOT Asian They're a brown pig/monkey hybrid subrace of genetic trash
>>521081457Filthipinas are trying their hardest to be american women now. the "information" you find on youtube is from videos that are desperately cranked out for money and fame purposes, whether the person has something to say or not.social media and smartphones have completely destroyed the philippines for finding a wife or even a gf now. it's definitely over.
>>521078771All of this because he's not six foot. Sad.
>>521098623>Remember that filipinos are NOT Asian>They're a brown pig/monkey hybrid subrace of genetic trashSays the guy that looks like this.
>>521078694I never got this one.
>>521095080whats the explanation for this that doesn't involve nasa faking spaceflight?
>>521081146His first wife looks pretty hot
>>521078771That nigga is zesty… that nigga is moist.
>>521079895It do be like that. I'd almost trust some of you lil niggers to bear my seed. I would not trust a redditor to empty my bins without setting them on fire and stealing the wheels off them
>>521098930No idea Anon but maybe flammable chemical residue on the truck bed floor and then the dude jumping down and sliding his foot across could have had some material or gravel in the crevices of his shoes to create a frictional combustion, or probably this >>521097395
>>521094554Thanks, doc
>>521098498>10m tallrail car or kot?
>>521081707Yeah they should just shove the kid in front of a tv for six hours. I pity the bugs but its not like we didn't do the same 200 yrs ago sending kids up chimneys, down mines, and into mills.
>>521084302holy shit they are actually braindead.THERE IS WATER LITERALLY THERE YOU DUMB BROWN BASTARDS
>>521078771Its funny because for so long blacks were slaves, yet they kept fucking and having babies or thry got raped by the slave master's bucks then kept the baby anyways raised it and gave the world generation after generation new niglets to keep on being slaves.What kind of retarded stupid dumb mother fucking idiots would do that? Oh yeahhhh.... blacks!
>>521099377Cat*
>>521088714One of my faves
>>521097154The jew being filmed paid for that video and masturbated to it later that evening.
>>521098868Boomer Toomers and golem NPCs all wanted to be proud "doers" and "go getters" to create that Mcshitworld AnonLot of do-pid in the wrong directions...
>>521078822Literally the same thing I just said these women claim their lives are so hard the have zero freedom zero anything yet they keep getting fucked and giving Muslim extremists more babies to continue their iron fist rule.
>>521082260Drag queens go young too.And I dont just mean how theyre all pedophiles.Desmond was a i think 10 year old drag queen and you could just see the life bled out of his eyes from the years of drugs and abuse. The left cheered this and I could only see how dead inside he looked.
>>521096245>>521098490Easily high percent alcohol like isopropyl. You can actually kill a fly or a roach if you spray directly in it 3-4 times. The death will be quick and will come in 20-30 seconds.
>oh lawd he comin
>>521080673Working for jews?
>>521092748>FUTURE'S, MADE OF, VIRTUAL INSANITY
>>521083191Holy fucking jej. The twist at the end was pure kino.
>>521083656Lol hope that jackal tore that faggot sandnigger a new asshole
>>521090746>covid 20you don't even know what you're talking about. covid 20 is impossible.
>>521093637True words leaf, true words.
>>521099921Working in my fields.
>>521095411LelIt’s Saratoga, one of those comically overpriced “high-end” fancy mineral waters. Comes in a nice glass bottle though. Part of the joke is the comical waste of it, using it to rinse his mouth out and also dip his face in a bowl of it with ice.
>>521091127this is muslim Matt Walsh
>>521094392One of the very few things keeping me alive is a teeny tiny glimmer of hope that one day, for a couple of minutes, I'll be as happy as this fucking dog.
>>521084709+100 plus where the fucked up laws start popping up and the kike stasi will have a conniption if you don't fill out your nigger quotas
>>521078771gay nigger
>>521078771This dude got evicted
>>521098848
>>521087031Yeah that is a lot of steroids
>>521078822Nigger is cpnfused how white people male twinks are good looking while he looks like a hooknosed dysgenic camel dung sculpture of a hominid with that shitty beard
>>521092732this is the only funny one so far.. /poo/l is dead, the kikejeets killed it
>>521091994Why does he nod his head after each bite?
>>521087374Bretty gud
>>521080830The essay presents a sharp and insightful analysis of how internet culture splits along the lines of anonymity and public identity. By examining the differences between anonymous forums like 4chan and more identity-focused platforms like Reddit, it highlights how structural design shapes user behavior. Anonymity encourages uninhibited expression, often producing offensive or chaotic discourse, yet it can also reveal honesty and authenticity unfiltered by social expectations. In contrast, platforms that tie interaction to reputation and visibility tend to cultivate self-censorship and moral posturing, as users seek validation through conformity and performative outrage.What stands out in this analysis is the nuanced understanding of “authenticity” as a value that operates differently depending on the platform. In anonymous spaces, authenticity is tied to raw emotion and irony—truth expressed without concern for judgment—whereas in mainstream social media, authenticity becomes a performance carefully managed to fit the prevailing moral tone. This creates a paradox: those who appear toxic may in fact be more genuine, while those who appear kind may be motivated by the rewards of social approval. The meme captures this tension effectively through humor, exaggeration, and the contrast between two seemingly opposite online personas.Ultimately, the essay argues that what we interpret as moral virtue or moral failure online is often a reflection of the medium, not the person. The “hypocrisy effect” it describes points to a deeper cultural discomfort with how civility can coexist with cruelty, and how rudeness can coexist with honesty. By exaggerating these contradictions, the meme and the essay both invite readers to question how much of online morality is sincere, and how much is performance.
>>521079895Why is he wearing a dress? That's gea
>>521092795looks like the goddamn michelin man with those fat rolls
>>521100572He's performing for the camera.
>>521101071I wish I could afford to be that fat. She must be quite wealthy.
>>521094273>quick i need another billion dollars for my wife's shopping trips in Paris.
>>521088263>>521094554Thank you anon. Looks deadly. Today anon was a pretty cool guy.
>>521092587This winsLOL
>>521080874top kek
>>521078771is that water?
>>521093379Back to school lil nigga
>>521101552uWu nice bulge, hannah :)
>>521094265Does a helicopter strong enough to died him heads
>>521101456Three at once? UnrealisticMy romantic dream - emphasis dream - is merely being able body and mind sufficient to simply love and care for even a single catgirl
>>521081082is grooming the boy so he can rape him without consequences
>>521094860That actually made me kek and jump >Ukrainian counter attack catches Russian off guard, eastern front, circa 2025
>>521101456Family is important.
>>521081048saving that for ck
>>521102378glad to halp
>>521081707China did not become the largest economy in the world by slacking off.
>>521102617>nancy mace
>>521086387lmao
>>521080830Why does reality have to be gay and lame instead of cool and badass like Skynet
>>521099472You can't put out a gas fire with water.You can, however, put a gas fire out with your finger.
>>521102412Damn beaner bot
>>521078771>straightest saratoga ad
>>521097555Trips of gnarly old wolf hound boss dog
>>521101469Where is the rest of the comic
>>521081146based muslim problem solver
>>521102804you can if you separate the nozzle from the flame while it is under water like by pulling it sidewaysso the new gas lags behind the on-fire gas and does not ignite
>>521102871>great dane bows>giant german sheppard gets the fuck out the waythat olde good boy has seen some shit, lived to bork about it, and they all know it
>>521102872
>>521094628Holy shit, same here- forgot what type of teacher he was, p sure math. Haven't heard of her killing him, though.
>>521091994When your that unhealthy you just fuck yourself over all that tasty delicious yummy food only puts you into the grave or totally takes over your life because you cant breath your lazy no energy farting and shitting all the time. I was once fat but like everything else you have to try and fight resist discipline and overcome or your just a slave
>>521079895true
>>521100572my brother does this shit, hes fat too
>>521102872I could not find more of it than this on e621 so the bottom pixels could be bait
>>521099922A retro hit check
>>521100405She needs to scrape her tongue
>>521092243fuckin hot
>>521081707This guy didn’t grow up to be gay lmao.
>>521100572Oh dear...
>>521081457Think of the children.
>>521102375It's not rape after the recipient was groomed successfully
>>521095988We all know that you never scored, Joe. Stop coping in public. Women follow strength.
>>521091563>>521099377Catzilla
>>521092310>No wifi>Barely any signalWhat Bumfuck are you in?
>>521093841fake and gay ragebait
>>521104000check'd
>>521103695>>521100572I need to save of of the memes i see on insta about Vance and Kirks wife
>>521082230>Filipinos are vile and disgustingThis. The only asian females that are more worthless than flips are the Thai. Fucking sea monkeys are repulsive.
good night
