>But but but if I quit my wagie job and stop helping circumcisers I'll become homeless and have no money!!Maybe or maybe not. Doesn't matter don't be a pussy.In Minecraft if you want to be the ultimate Minecraft neetGet a bow and arrowsGet a chestGet a small shovelGet a Minecraft mod to get Silica Gel Packets Desiccant things they only cost a few emeralds in the modGo to a place NOT NEAR YOUR BASE if someone makes it so you can't even go within 500 blocks of your base you still need to be able to access your chestDig a deep holePut bow and arrow, at least a couple hundred emeralds and the Silica Gel Packets Desiccant things in your chest. Optionally also add stuff like a small sword.Close chest up very tightly.Put chest at bottom of hole and cover with dirt blocks.WHEN YOU GO TO SPOT WHERE YOU WILL BURY THE CHEST LEAVE YOUR MAP AND COMPASS AT YOUR BASE DON'T BRING THEM WITH YOU. IF YOU HAVE A PHONE MOD OR MODERN CAR MOD DON'T BRING THOSE WITH YOU EITHERfinal stepIf you ever become homeless or whatever in Minecraft go dig up your chest and do PvP before jumping into lavaIf you are making a stash in Minecraft don't bury it at your Minecraft base you live at in game bury it somewhere like a public park in the Minecraft server and make sure you bury it somewhere easy to find like next to some sort of landmark in the server.Make sure to keep in mind how deep you bury it like how many blocks and what the frost line is if you have the frost line mod installed on the server. Obviously at least quadruple bag it if you have the plastic bag mods on the server with some very strong airtight bags from the mod and put plenty of dehydrating packets in each bag if you have a desiccant mod
>>521082210I shoot you with a crossow and you die a faggot.
>>521082210those implants look terrible
>>521082995Yea she looks like a trashy whore and i hope terrible thinks happen to her in her life. She doesnt deserve happiness
>>521082522Then you wake up
Why not invest this emeralds in the minecraft real estate mod to purchase a permanent place within the minecraft server where you don't have to pay rent to minecraft longnosed villagers and then you just lie in minecraft bed all day long and shitpost if you have the shitpost mod installed
>>521082522the feds see this >>521082210 or even type it up, then they pretend like they didn't know why that schizophrenic jewish tranny shot up that church or elementary school.there's a special place in hell for them, and we'll be watching them burn from heaven drinking beers and hanging out with the people we love, laughing at them for the evil they fomented here on earth.as they burn for all eternity.dont feed them with your rage, anon, you'll eat well in the afterlife and see them eat bitterness to your hearts content.
>>521083916What if you don't have enough emeralds
>>521083719A cross bow is easier then a bow and arrow.This is a fact of life.
>>521084683Redstone and tnt is easier
>>521084418find a cheaper server and try to transfer your account
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