>be American >get fat
>>521084075But you’re American too
>>521084075>Be a brown>Die shitting your guts out
>>521084075>>get fatAmericans are fat by default.They can either lose weight and become fit, or gain more weight and become obese.
>>521084350Its true, that’s why our athletes are usually 300+ lbs despite having 8% body fatIt’s the key to our success
>>521084182No I'm Canadian
>>521084626The difference being..?I lived there btw and nothing was off
>>521084626Shut up Frenchie.
>>521084182fpbp also leap-yearly reminder being fat is a choice and as an American you can choose to not be fat
>>521084075It’s sad that image is so old, she’s considered “normal” at this point
>>521084667apparently Canadians are more polite. Although just from what i've seen in 4chan , i could say most Canadian posters are pretty rude and hostile.
>Be Canadian>No Stanley Cup>No World Series
>>521084873Don’t they eat people in New Guinea?
>>521085173>apparently Canadians are more polite.Now Imagine a Canadian who isn't.
>>521085173They’re the exact same as us in my experience (meaning, they are massive assholes too)
>>521084075Canadians wish they could eat this good
>>521085440imagine being reincarnated as the feet of a 200+lb American woman
>>521085173That is a myth spread by American Baby boomers who due to living in a high trust society didn't understand condescending faggotry. In reality Canadians are a hell combination of all the worst traits of Europeans. Since you are a swede, think of the most bitch person in your life and you will have a rough estimate of a Canadian, especially ones from Toronto.
>>521084075WHITE POWERRRRRRRRRR
