thread #WE'RE ON A MISSION FROM GODhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2RMHasfGIk
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comfy chase
>>521085600working on it
damn have to go to bed in like 10 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhYFE04yyhQKTLA STREAM
I gotta get on the 405 soon and take my wife to a doctor appointment.
Either this car is crashing out soon, or I am
give us a rundown
>>521085600she crashed RIPgo back to work now wagie
rolling for a rollover
>>521085737I just had a crazy idea for how you can keep the party going
>>521085730In Soviet Russia, bed go to you
thread theme?
>>521085736>boring ass commercial commentaryi pass
>>521085844self deportation
never go to the highway, thats not how drive ryan gosling driver works.
Who is he talking to?
>>521085850we might need a backup in case stu goes down
>>521085771>give us a rundownStolen car running from copsWe hope for an ending like this
Evading several spike strip attenpts makes me think it's a man
why the fuck didnt they just pit manouver them when they were stuck in traffic?
>>521085844https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiMJ31aWcyo
>>521085600She is finna pick up her EBT card.
does anyone have the video of the highway chase where a nog fistfought an officer and then stole his cruiser and was rambling about jesus all the way until he got rolled over?
Are you watching this for 1.5 hours?
>>521085600I hope he shoots it out with the cops and takes down a father of 5 so when I drive by his memorial sign on the freeway I can throw my puss jugs at it. Also rolling for explosion timed perfectly for first responders. Fuck them too. This is why you escape on dirt bike.
Rolling for GRAPPLER
>>521085895chopper pilot or producer
This is the ocean road right? Stu can we get some beach shots
>>521085895to me, we're friends
>>521085913the fuck was he thinking
>>521085844never gets oldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvV3nn_de2k
>>521085780Reroll
>>521085844anything other than highway star is just wrong https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr9ie2J2690
>>521085913why the fuck would he do that on the road at speed instead of in the grass
>>521085771Mentally ill woman who snapped, thats all the news said.
>>521085961yes
Going to piss for 2 minutes, DO NOT CRASH
>>521085737You’ll be ight. Homeboy appears to be headed to Mexico.
>>521086000jump out run super fast
>>521085706The best entertainment out there
>>521086053weakI've been holding for almost an hour
>>521085963Reroll. Fuck snitches
35 min (27.9 mi) TO THE BORDER
>>521086000CheckedAnd I think he accidentally pressed "X"
>>521086046What kind of final are you counting on?
>>521086105i just shit myself in my chair.
>>521085600A stolen car, driving a stolen car?
USAUSAUSAUSA
>>521086105i hate pissing. in aggregate it's more annoying than having to shit due to the frequency. especially for those of us that enjoy staying hydrated.
>>521086105Had a great piss, you can only imagine
Its like Chopper Dan has no idea everybody can hear him
>>521086159flag checks out
>>521086028It's possible that this criminal who stole a cop car makes very poor choices and doesn't think things throughHere's the aftermath, by the way
fagilie microwave mamma mia
>>521086159
Dont you have like an hour queue at the Mexican border or is that only on the other way
spike strip? I just got here
watch them fuck up another spikestrip
>>521086265i gotta go to walmart later. need to get ready.
spike strip coming!!
giving mexicans a police escort from LA to Mexico to self deport and liberals will still cry about it
clearly (they/them) (trigger warning: pronouns, suicide, mental health) have little empathy for (REDACTED - HATE CRIME DETECTION WARNING).
>>5210863324th attempt i believe. been like 30 minutes since the last attempt
>>521086332>spike strip? I just got hereDon't worry, they've already failed at least 3
>>52108615150% - she crashes or the car gives up30% - she fucks up and the cops surrounds her 20% - the cops let her go
why do normalfag niggercattle get together and cheer on the death of the perp like it's Fahrenheit 451? why are you all bloodthirsty NPCs? this place used to be counterculture and now it's just normalfag boomers and zoomers from social media
Spikes on the highways. Based
>>521086408there's no getting across the border on the road. both sides would just shoot you. this isn't canada/USA border where it's the honor system to check in with locals.
two set up so she will over correct and crash
spikestrip on the highway ?
>>521086413
>>521086413You are mistaken. Fuck the cops. I wanna watch a Hollywood bank robbery style shootout. Make these cops work for that check.
Boring! Shoot someone already
new theme - we're goin' to Mexicohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA9uaBqvRtA
they cant fail 2 consecutive spike attempts right?
>>521086525>>521086537We've seen highway spike strips before, but usually the cops have exits blocked off ahead of them so the road is entirely clearThis seems like a recipe for disaster with all this traffic
>>521086602they failed 3 already
>>521086537they arent literally spikes anymore. it's sticks with microscopic straws that slowly let the air out
>>521086602they already did, this would be attempt 3
>>521086332next stop Tijuana
>>521086562Epic gif, "bruh"! Do Italian zoomers have extra large broccoli cuts?
>>521086530shes pretty far from the border
>Stealing a Kia Sedona
>>521085600Rolling for another highway splatter.
>still using turn signals while switching lanesnow that's one courteous criminal!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIwz-rngbXoABC7 STREAM
ABC stream if Stu has to bailhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIwz-rngbXo
TALK TO ME DILLION
>>521086640>>521086649kek
woooo let's go
Nooooooooo!
Remember to "catch up" to live, anonsClick the gear icon, set it to 1.5x speedIt will return to 1x speed once you've exhausted the buffer
>>521085600How hard would it be to get on the roof of a news station and steal that camera/lense?
nooo.... I didn't piss for this? damn...
WE NEED A NEW STREAM
KWAB
stu wtf dont leave us on a cliffhanger
i pissed my pants for nothing
F
>>521086807abc7
choppa is out of gas
>>521086726>>521086734NEW STREAM GET IN HERE FAGGOTS
>>521086807see>>521086734
>>521086775Or you can just scroll the progress bar…
ABC is bailing too MY BALLS ARE SO BLUE
thanks Gavin
Air space restrictions
on abc7 they're saying "airspace restriction" and also stopping
Fake and gay
SHUT IT DOWN
>>521086603That's why it's based
HOLY FUCKING SHITTHEY CAN'T BLUE BALL ME LIKE THIS
Elon put some cams on those sats
i would eat this womans shit
I miss her bros
>>521086926>>521086956How stupid. What could those restrictions possibly be? Local military base or something?
what is this gay ending ffs
refueling refueling refueling
this one still streaminghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIwz-rngbXo
I hope the reverse border runner makes it home safely.
>>521087032airport i guess
just recapping some things>30 minutes ago: Are those F16s?>15 minutes ago: Are those Ospreys?>Now: "Airspace restriction"
GST wouldve hit her with a pit
>>521087061nope it's not live
>>521087061no it isnt
>>521087061Its joever
It's like having sex for 90 mins and she suddenly runs away before coom
>>521087108yeah whoops
>>521087061Thanks broseidon
>>521087142it do be like this
jewflix hangcliffed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OojKEIq_KZANEW STREAM MAYBE
>>521087142It a like if she escapes before eating all the eggs
I still like hanging out with you guys. Regardless. Sad that we didn't get conclusion for example a nigger getting shot or something to that effect. But it's still fun to chat with you all.
Update she made it into Mexico and is now on her way to the rest of the family
Novesity is looking for a feedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAEKz_Ldy10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODwslyO87Ag
FUCKING BLUEBALLED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OojKEIq_KZACBS 8 trying to get back in?
>>521087142It's like having a great steak dinner at a restaurant, and then the McDonald's runs away before coom
What happened to smoke and scan. Is that guy still active?
>>521087253this, it's the journey not the destination
>>521087335might be frogbro
JUST RAM HER HOLY SHIT
>>521087274This is itGet in bros
>>521087253
Anybody got new stream?One of the San diego channels?
Is there a stream with sound?
>>521087253the real high speed police chase was the friends we made along the way
>>521087335we're so backsadly so stu commentary
>>521087529https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OojKEIq_KZAthey almost got him i think
>>521087512>no drunk reporterits over
>>521087335This stream is at least looking for themBut the police chopper is over the border
>>521087573checking out to mexico right now
>>521087364Watching that Fat Bastard right now.
New stream niggershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OojKEIq_KZA
>that dodgeare we sure its a woman?
SHE MADE IT TO THE BORDER???
I won't be able to sleep tonight if this isn't resolved
This is the biggest blue ball of all time
Look at all those spics going the fuck back.
>they lost the car
lazy mexican cops let another get away. shocking
Bro is really looking in the line at the border kek
YOU BOYS LIKE MEXEECO?
Lost the target
>>521087707he cant even find waldo who are these incompetents
getting Dorner vibes
>>521087707some nigger commenting on video, if you don't like no soundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAEKz_Ldy10
>>521087836that scene is kino af
>>521087607If they dont get away this is going to be a federal prison sentence.
The fact there are that many people crossing the border right now is shameful.
how could they lose her?this is getting silly
>>521087961crazy right? its so bad they working in mexico
how this chase will endhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muMkUX_dpfQ
So would the border guards be in communication with the police?
Why is there a 3 ft drop in the road at the border?
>>521087961Cheap grocery bro. One dollar is like 2 dollars in Mexico.
So you can just drive from LA to Mexico with 5 helicopters after you and tons of police and drive right over the border?
police helicopter left the scene its over shes gone
so she made itpretty based desu
Chopper is bugging outShe got away to Mexico
Scanner says she made it into mexico brosSelf deport ending
>>521088012Loads of them are Muricans going to the dentist not even joking
>>521087961You want outflow to Mexico. Inflow from Mexico is what you don't want.
Lmao these fucking cops
>>521088115Keak
HOLY SHIT.IS THIS OUR FIRST MEXICO BORDER CROSSER?
she just drove through and that's it? my getaway plans have changed.
>>521088121this is absurd
isn't this the plot to the movie blue streakALERT THE FEDERALES
why didnt they just pit
the diversion of the helicopters due to the landing of the plane saved her.
>>521088040a very egregious speed bump would be my guess
>>521088121Mexicans just let people drive in with no questions asked? Somehow I doubt that.
>>521088079Lmao it's that easy
>>521087819the snozberris taste like snozberries
>>521088198A pit on the freeway in socal would back the entire coast up with traffic for hours. literal millions lost due to this kinda shit all the time. Not worth it.
>>521088221100% true, I did it a few months ago at this very crossing. mexico dgaf who goes in
>crazy spic self deportsill take it
>>521088079California is is absolutely out of control right now. The ebt shutdown had all the cops scared shitless.
>>521088005the airport is next to the highway she was on
>>521088221It's getting back in that's the hard part. We drive over the border without a single check on the regular to go to whorehouses.
>>521088221They really do.
>>521088256Snozberry? Who ever heard of a snozberry?
>>521088079you just gotta dodge a few spike strips lmaopretty boring highspeed chase but still legendary
couldn't they just close the border or something?
>>521088079goverment shutdown, border agents arent getting paid
>Torrence, CAI've been arrested there a couple of times, unfortunately, but one time I was absolutely wasted and I flirted with one of the responding Latina officers and she laughed at me and left, I think about her every week or so
>>521088221As long as you dont have any Asian electronics. They they want money.
>>521088437>TorrenceTorrance*
>>521088348it's a movie reference, retard
rob would fuck chp up if they are this spineless now
>>521085730I will fight whoever made that atrocity.
>>521088471>any Asian electronicswhat qualifies as a non-Asian electronic device? lmao
>>521088395Mexico handwaves you in no questions asked.
>>521088079Yes. That is how shitty of a neighbor Mexico is.
FUCKING KWAB https://nitter.privacyredirect.com/SDCountyScanner/status/1987994983027343415#m
>>521088507tell me which movie without googling i
>>521088507>it's a movie reference, retardAnd his comment was the next line in the movie
>>521088625literally how
>>521088625I guess they thought fuck it, let it be their problem.
>>521088507anon i...
>>521088627no, u
>>521088625ABSOLUTELY BASED
>>521088625Holy fucking shitThe border KNEW about them and still let them through
>>521088625kekw
>>521088684ThisNigger aint coming back
>>521088659wrong movie
>>521088079>this comment>this flag>the responsesi died at this post
>>521088763your movie references his movie... owari da... i have been baited...
can't stop them going either way lmao
This has emboldened me. Tonight im hitting a jewelry store. I think my e46 BMW is faster than a cop car.
>>521088751THEY CAN'T SPOT A LICENCE PLATE NUMBER AT THE CROSSING?
>>521088749basado, muy basado
So youre down a car and are still paying for those cops *Murica
was there a kid in the car. pic related cant tell
Sounds like border patrol didn't want to get fucking shot so they backed off. Uvalde pussy ass cops.
Imagine being that womanshe must feel like the queen of the world now
>some Lupita steals your minivan>cops and choppers casually cruise behind her for 2 1/2 hours>crosses the border with no issue and takes your car to some cartel chop shopI'd be pissed.
>>521088625The absolute state of Americucka
>>521089125if every male joins ICE we can push them all out by summer. i hate these spics
did he stop and get his ffm? if not, they're going to deport him back to the states for not having his papeles.
Alright lads im putting together a team. Any san diego Carlsbad temecula murrieta niggers in here?
>>521088751the optics are bad at first but a crazy spic self deported AND financially affected spics living here
>>521088911Yank's don't have ANPR? It shouldn't even need a human at this point. Your location is pinged when going past any camera with ANPR.
I always see these threads after the chase has ended, fuck you people.
>>521089285based surveillance state anon
MAGA>mexicans always get across
>>521089434lol'd
>>521089283Do you know how many criminals watched that chase and are now going to go do whatever the fuck they want? At least we will have car chase threads.
>>521089470>Do you know how many criminals watched that chase and are now going to go do whatever the fuck they want? At least we will have car chase threads.h-how did you read my mind like this
>>521089434the scanner doesnt check the plate it checks you skin color
>>521089470>more car chasedoes this mean we get more drunk stu?
>>521089636>some zoomer retard says one thing in the chat>they all start repeating it ad nauseumwhy are you fags like this
>>521089531I'm on 6 grams of gabapentin right now. It does things.
business idea: catch criminals by not casually following them for 90 minutes and then letting them cross the border at leisure into mexico
>>521089840oh right, yeah i gave that stuff up last year
I think I've only seen 1 or 2 where they ever get away. I think in both casrs they drive near LAX and the choppers had to stand down, so they found an escape route. The last one I saw some nog straight up opened his door whilst speeding and ended up as paste in the road. Think he was hit by another car. Great entertainment. God bless America!
>>521090474>I think I've only seen 1 or 2 where they ever get away.happens way more often. at least a dozen times this year
>>521090474*cases
>>521085600He's literally going by my house, lol.
>>521090522I haven't seen many recent chases. I always thought once a chopper has been mobilised, its over. Especially here in the UK. You are fucked, unless you can get into a tunnel or shopping center. Our TV stopped showing any criminals escaping from the early 90's though. I remember seeing dirt bike riders completely ghost the pigs.
>>521090474I saw two here both kino mobiles, both got out under the expressway and poofed out
>>521088866based e46 enjoyer. i sold my m3 last year. just too old for it and the roads of the backwoods hawaii town i live in are not nice on street cars. what happened to the chase? the chopper just sorta looked away
>>521090936It's pure entertainment. One of the closest things we have to the colloseum. Ive been chased on foot by the pigs twice. Holy shit it was the best feeling ever ro get away. I can't imagine what it's like in a motorised rollingham lol.
>>521090919they can get away sometimes in the USA (especially LA/south CA) pretty easily since there are lots of long open roads. at night they can dip into a suburb and ditch the car, sometimes hiding and escaping among the houses. it's still much more difficult to do so with a chopper obviously
>>521091332>Ive been chased on foot by the pigs twice. Holy shit it was the best feeling ever ro get away.I don't believe you but I want to hear your anecdotes
>>521091556Once carrying a weed plant home from a friends house that his mum found. Pig car sees me awkwardly holiding a plant in a bag. He drives past and stops. As he turns the car round I start running. I had a 30 meter head start. I turn off the road after running for one minute and go into my buddies house. He was lazy and didn't fancy running through undergrowth. He gave up luckily. The 2nd time there was a bunch of us getting high in a small town. A pig car just stops near us and we run like crazy. Both incidents I was 15 years old.
>>521091556Iv got away more than twice. We used to run in to the Jordan down housing projects and the cops are too scared to go in there. We would fill hand baskets full of alcohol and run out of the store.
>>521092078>>521092297lmao based, do either of you have any convictions?
>>521092367Ya iv been to prison for manufacturing a destrutive device aka m80 firecrackers. I made a fuck load of money selling them for 5 a pop year round. When you watched it explode you just knew they were illegal. Felt like thunder. I had tubing that was red white and blue that is what saved me from the feds I think. Just good Ole fireworks officer. Prison was cool. Total racial segregation. The movies shotcaller and felon are pretty spot on to the prison experience. Just something about ealking onto the yard and there's 20 dudes with swastika and lighting bolt tattoos. 9/10 would recommend.
>>521091449All the choppers here are using thermal imaging. You can't escape, short of finding a crowd or tunnel. Pigs with dogs are mobilised in your general area so eventually a Belgium malinois will be tearing your calf muscle from your leg while a copper tackles you.
>>521092818Ok kid school is in session. If a chopper is chasing you at night time you can run into a house and hug the water heater for an hour and the chopper will be zooming in and out all around like wtf where is he. Done it and it works.
>>521093023This is one of my better thermal evasion techniques. I am now wondering if they can see through a tesla car battery and you could hide under the car in a closed garage. Walking up or down stream in a river will throw off the dogs. Ditch small items of clothing while running and they have to pause to investigate each one.
https://www.foxla.com/news/police-chase-chp-pursuit-suspect-stolen-car-nov-10-2025
>>521092367No convictions at all. Arrested at 14 for misuse of computer act (I made the screens in a shop window say that company was shit by changing the text of a screen saver lol). Nearly been done for possessionof drugs (weed, ecstasy) a bunch of times. I always manage to eat it or throw it away in time. A couple of times I've put it up my sleeve and they never check there. I'm from quite a God fearing, bootlicking family!
>>521092686kek, riveting tale, but I'm dubioushow did the tubing save you exactly? police aren't exactly looking for reasons to charge you with less IRL
>>521093753>Arrested at 14 for misuse of computer act (I made the screens in a shop window say that company was shit by changing the text of a screen saver lol)the west is cooked...thanks for sharing>I always manage to eat it or throw it away in time.lmao any funny tales of eating everything you're carrying and the resulting fallout?
>>521090474I saw the one with the dodge hellcat that outran thw helicopter and another where the driver escaped into a multistorey car park and the story ended with no one knowing if he got away or not
>>521093753one time when i was a kid we kept stealing beer from this one 24 hour supermarket and the 3rd time we went in they tackled me and i ran out the emergency exit and jumped down a rock wall to get away. my friends were watching from afar and said some old lady came out and yelled "dont let him get away!!" and then the cops stopped them and asked if theyd seen me etc. i ended up getting away and made it back to my friends place to drink our beers around 3am. good times. circa 2004
>>521093023Once your in the house and don't leave pigs will be there in 5mins here in the UK. They will arrest everyone in there.
the shapeshifting baby chase was the best one
think we will get another one tonight? i feel something in the air.
>>521094247We can only pray.
>>521093894So I go on holiday to Amsterdam and they have this awesome manali hash. It's so fucking pure I had to take some home. So we are getting the coach and then getting on the ferry to Dover. I keep it my pocket up until the boat. As we are going into to dover I make this gum shield shape out of it and put it in my mouth inside my top lip. I have about 30mins before the hash melts. I must have been looking so paranoid as I actually get taken to the side by customs officers. I swallow the gumshield and try not to choke to death while they signal for me to go a room. The relief is huge as it goes down my food pipe. 'Do what you will for I have already won!' They search my bag, tent, pockets and ask me whatI was doing in Amsterdam. I just say 'look I'm not stupid enough to lose my passport' and they let me go. I spent 4 hours later on the train station trying to work out which train to get on. I was ruined. My balance fucked and couldn't lift my head up.
>>521094881>I spent 4 hours later on the train station trying to work out which train to get onlmfao
