53 KB53 KB JPG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjKfavAGeGM [Open] >Illegal migration tearing UK apart, Mahmood says https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c7970p2wx7ro >What's REALLY happening in the race to unseat Starmer amid Labour mounting panic at Budget 'omnishambles' https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15294665/Sir-Keir-Westminster-insiders-MPs-unseat.html >Fury in UK's prettiest village as woke council buys up cottages for temporary housing https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2134537/fury-prettiest-village-woke-rottingdean-east-sussex-temporary-housing >Asylum crackdown is not racist, insists Mahmood https://archive.ph/xlSBO >Angela Rayner condemns Labour infighting but does not rule out running for leader https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/nov/16/angela-rayner-condemns-labour-infighting-but-does-not-rule-out-running-for-leader >Two men arrested after phone hidden in Commons to ‘play sex noises during PMQs’ https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/commons-phone-arrests-pmqs-noises-b2866113.html >Keir Starmer has had ‘500 days of failure’ in office, says SNP https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/keir-starmer-douglas-alexander-farage-labour-reform-uk-b1258274.html >Striking doctors in Manchester say their walk-out is about finding a job as well as pay https://www.itv.com/news/granada/2025-11-14/striking-doctors-say-walk-out-is-about-finding-a-job-as-well-as-pay...Anonymous (I
I tried applying for benefits but they said I didn't have the qualifications and experience.
>>521601930Can I claim for my French kids - it is a kind of disability
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>>521601930>Illegal migration tearing UK apart, Mahmood saysWhat a headline
>>521602133He copy-pasted the entire last thread OP and a bit more.Pretty cool.
>>521602044yeah fair - i wore them yesterday on site and haven't got round to showering yet so reused yesterday's - guilty>>521602140in this case i used beef shin cut small for the ragu which you pull apart of you want but i didn't this time.lamb mince doesn't work imo maybe better a mix of pork and veal/beef if you want more fat.if you're feeling experimental a jew recipe i've discovered is spanish nectarines and baltic pickled herring with a delicate paprika dusting with typical olive oil, salt, and balsamic (no beed for much at all but it adds a new level of sharpness)would be a great entree
Alri Block la?
>>521602026corr its over then lad, a lifetime of call centre work at capita
>>521602334furthermore i cleaned the floors and skiring boards this morning so didn't want to put fresh socks on for that
>>521602386ok thanks but been better, you?
>>521602334meant "new entree" obvs but "jew" works lmao
>>521602491I'm still a perma-lonely sadcunt, so no change there.But I am losing weight and getting swole slowly, so 2026 will be my year!>Just like every other year has been "my year"...
finally got round to connecting the kitchen speakers to the living room hifi too
>>521602586you doing SS and GOMAD?
>>521602386Alri nakamoto la
having a few kopparbergs and then captain mortgages and coke with mum watching tenerife videos
>>521602513"I'm in the entry."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wR4pxU3g-RI
>>521602133>53KB
>>521602644lol noFound a reasonably intense 5 day weights routine that I'm slowly ramping up the weight on. Definitely showing results already>>521602709I'm still a sadcunt innit?
>>521602334>siteYou working now?
Corr all the LARPs are coming out today.
>>521602856That’s why Suzuka chose me over you
>>521602911>t. LARPmeister
>lily philips go appear on I'm a celeb as a secret guestyou can't make this up lmao
>>521602856Greyskull is what you want. Pic is basics but you can google the full free book pdf
fairly well stocked for kitchen crap lad>>521601844
>>521602944
>>521602856i cba to do more than 4 days in a single week while gymming so props>>521602870hardlyjust a few days labouring on a building site a week
still ill
>>521603044didn't know lily phillips walked down the road with her face plastered with spunk. watched the documentary they did about her 100 men in a day thing but the fact that she's out in public like that she should be at the very least flogged for that
>>521603091Nice one. Itll do you good.
L*a & P*rrinsget this down you lad
>>5216028565 days is retarded layou only need 2 or 3 for weights you aren’t lifting hard enough you weak cunt
>>521603193don't talk to me or my son like that ever again
>>521602944The way she's was hyped in the media was so unnatural
>>521603135Tune.
>>521602944So their plan is to get her to fuck someone and they can show it live on TV?Or are they just going to have her drink a gallon of kangaroo semen?
>>521603256>feminine hand
Josh having a complete mental breakdown and bringing out all the larps, what set off the runcorn paedophile today? Did he get humiliated on AI again?Hope he dies this year desu>>521603216What an incredibly braindead take, you truly are a 55 IQ moron. Don't reply to me as I'm filtering you and won't see it. Kys
>>521603216unless ur doin 20-30 minute sessions then 3 times is fine in my experience if supplemented by light daily activity like work and cycling etc
>>521601970Take the La-z-boy pill.
>>521603256can't abide by that brown muck that. Filth. You'd get lynched in Sheffield for possessing it.
Somehow, this manages to be even gayer than /fit/
>>521603351Hes right. 3 days is best for nattys, all the 5 day and weird split stuff is for juicers.
>>521603342yh and thats how i like it thankyou very much
>>521603414No it's not. 5 days and you train a muscle group every day
>>521601930Don't get how bennie spackers do it, I've been unemployed for what must be no more than 7-8 weeks and I feel like I'm ready to kill myself out of boredom. Vidya just isn't doing it at all.
>NEW: The Government is launching plans to “modernise the voting system” with several councils set to take part in a May trial>- In-person voting could run across multiple days>- Voting hubs may be placed in busy public spots like shopping centres>- Mobile polling stations could be deployed at universities, care homes and community centres>- Mobile stations could also operate in schools to make voting easier for 16 and 17 year olds>- Voters may be able to use any polling station within their council areaNext on the third worldification process: voting
How many days untill we are free from this sewer?
>>52160348927 days, according to the countdown thread poster.
>>521603457Crippling addictions usually, videogames are a more common one these days but there's still plenty of standard issue alchies and the like out there.
>>521603448Fuck that. 3 days, do heavy compounds, alternate 2 out the big 4, progressive loading. Supplement with chins, curls etc. Your muscles grow on the rest/repair days, not the exercise days.
>>521603457get a crate of beer in
>>521603477Why not just wait until BritCard™ is rolled out, and then upgrade the voting system?
>>521603335definitely all about getting roo penis in her mouth >>521603457You're severe early days. You are stiop indoctrinated into the wagie mindset. It takes about a year for you to settle in and detox. I could never go back to wagie work now but I wanted to end myself for months, for what, because I wasn't stacking shelves anymore
>16yo votingnot right
>>521603457It's the lack of money that kills me. You're fine until you need something. You have to starve for 3 weeks because your cooker or washing machine broke or you needed some trainers.
>>521603457Cos theyre feckless layabouts with no drive. Life is like vidya, you got to do a bit of grinding.
>>521603614don't tell him after the initial period you, (god forbid) start working on yourself!
>>521603538having all the time in the world is a gift. If anon starts working out, learning to cook, having days out he can speed up his unemployment enlightenment big time. Don't throw it away on boozing
>>521603678taxcattle
>>521603681Kek, funny I posted this at the same time >>521603701
>>521603645it's fucking stupid and another form of gerrymandering but what its actual purpose is is clearing the way for conscription of 16 yr olds for coming wars>if you're old enough to vote then you're old enough to go and die in a ditch for jews
>>521602856I used to do 5 days for a few years but not enough recovery time. Now I do 3 or 4 and just maintain.
>>521603751great minds and all that. just gotta kick the booze to the curb and i'm set. lost 8 stone this year but drinks the hardest one to quit by far.
>>521603567I prefer stimulants, caffeine, not a depressants enjoyer.>>521603538Trvke>>521603614I was on the dole for a year and didn't feel much better, though ironically, I am eating better now that I have time, will probably hit the gym again kek. >>521603658Ah so true, basically in the same spot where my shoes fell apart, clothing is tearing itself to shreds all after I lose my job and the credit is racking up.
>>521603645The more worrying factor is the automatic enrollment, especially with all the Commonwealth non citizens here who are allowed to vote
>>521603803it gets easier lad, but its a bitch while it has a physical hold on you. I'd say hardest part is the first 2 weeks cold turkey. it quickly gets to the point it doesn't cross your mind randomly and much smoother sailing. grats on the weight loss mate
Am wfh lads
>>521603834get a bag of speed off the minecraft market then laddie and come up with a game plan.
>>521603877cheers m8. funny you should say first 2 weeks because i haven't managed 2 weeks in ages. usually fuck it day 11. good to know it doesn't come across your mind randomly afterx that's what gets me.yeah the weight loss was because of keto even if everyone does say it's a meme it isn't
>>521603645They'll vote for greens and hammer labour even more
>>521603457dunno what your talkin about life is good
https://xcancel.com/TimcastNews/status/1990088443762802860#m>Eliyahu Weinstein, a convicted Ponzi schemer whose 24-year sentence was commuted by President Trump in 2021, has now been sentenced to 37 years in prison for a NEW $41 million fraud scheme targeting more than 150 investors.Amazing
>>521603701One day of drinking a week is the sweet spot I think. The beauty of unemployment is that you can pick which day that is so if you want to get hammered on a wednesday, you can.
>>521603850if we end up with a plurality of foreigners voting it's basically game overwill probably only take a couple more terms of commie governments to do it
>>521604022Remind me to clean up the absolute state of my place.
>>521604022Didn't you pay like 12k for rehab? Why are you still smoking?
>>521604095>He believes in the magical voting fairyOooooh I'm gonna vooooote
>>521604097even i do the housework and i'm a fucking waster
>>521603953its a very gradual recovery from the alk. longer you go easier it gets. The craves become less frequent less intense and don't last as long. Going 11 days is still impressive, you're on your way there frenI'm eyeing up the milkshake sugar tax because I'm gonna be pissed if reeves is making my choco milk protein shakes more expensive while the frosty jacks still sits at 99p a can. the cider industry gets major tax breaks
>>521604097house is usually fairly spotless byt i just smoke a lot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>521604076That's the best part really, having a day to get whatever booze and finding a quiet spot to sit down, mull over wtf is going on in the world and best of all it's the middle of the week so no one is going to bother you most likely, finding a quiet spot is the hard bit sometimes. It's similar to finding a quiet spot to smoke, I don't smoke anymore but I am of course talking about areas you're most likely to encounter bigfoot or abandoned tents & lots of empties littering the place from decades ago.
>>521604150life eh
>>521604175cheers man. i do cheat a bit for the hangovers because they feel like my body vibrating inside these days, going hot and cold and all that. so i get some benzos off thingy and purely use them to relive withdrawal symptoms and taper it each time. makes withdrawal a lot more comfortable and less like killing myself.it's interesting they should choose milkshakes because me and mum used to live in ilford which is full of pakis now. well it was then but it's at critical mass now. anyway they had loads of milkshake places that the pakis go to because they don't drink. so it's a tax on their version of a bar.
>>521604299What a stupid nigger, if you paid that much to quit when why not just quit it?
>>521604169I don't think he suggests that vooooting is going to fix our problems, but rather that when the majority of voters become ethnic and legal foreigners then the voting landscape will warp into weird and horrible forms, parts of which we are seeing now, and that things will solely get worse.
>>521603803>8 stoneHaha. You fat cunt.I bet the stretch marks are horrendous. Lmao.
>>521604339it's mostly just weed i cut out the class As
>>521604396there are quite a few but they're invisible because fasting, autophagy etc
>>521604334>because they don't drink.lol
>>521604400i do like a bit of high purity cocaine with some alcohol sometimes
>>521604346Sharia law isn't even a meme. It's coming
>>521604493who doesn'ti used to like a few cans and a nice line of calvin klein myself
>>521604534It's literally already here, the courts operate right now
So bored I might just walk to the maccies.>>521604346But this is already the plan the current elite has for us. Vooooting is just the mechanism for the consent to be manufactured.
>tfw cant vote farage anymore since he'll take my bennies awaywhat do benniemongs?
>>521604572got sent Calvin klein once by accident from a vendor. it felt like being on coke but with stabilisers on like a bike. you felt up, but like the k was weighing you down at the same time. he ended up sending the original order again as an apology.
>>521604676Get a job and vote reform so he takes the pakis bennies away
>>521604723>so he takes the pakis bennies away>IMPLYING
>>521604591yeah should have said so it's a gradual progression of integrating it further
Early to rise, early to bed. Get to the office before your boss, cut your lunch break short and leave after your boss leaves. This combined with a 7-to-7 work schedule with one day off per week is thee most productive and satisfying way to live your life.
>>521604723cant get a job since im a retard, thats why im a benniemong
>>521604842Cor propah Chad dis lad is!
>>521604891don't worry, he'll tell you you're faking it and just like that you're cured and can get a job
>>521604280Flask of whisky and a few cans in a backpack is always nice if you live in an area with country lanes and footpaths, you can make a day out of just walking about slightly pissed. By the time you're home having something to eat and going to bed, all the wankers and trouble makers have only just started drinking.
>>521604572I was 6 pints deep and my riend gave me a line of that. Christ almighty. It was like a sledgehammer to the brain. Time distortion, vision went then felt an adrenaline rush. 10/10 experience. I don't really like either by themselves.
>>521604676>votelol
>>521604280I used to hate finding places outside to smoke a spliff. Every time u light up some faggot wirh their dog comes round the corner. during summer I still like going to sunbathe with a spliff and the dog walkers go out their way to come right hp next to you. hate dogwalking nonces
>junkies
>>521605078It's always dog walkers and joggers that find dead bodies, I'm sure they're up to something the dodgy bastards.
>>521605016was it a biggun?
>>521601930Interesting commentshttps://youtu.be/D3DKeYJC9A8?si=t9dVA7wplRwaj_YM
>In Birmingham, you can also now hear the horns from vehicles further back in the queue blaring the moment the lights change to green. We also have contradictory meanings for the use of flashing headlights; the British ‘after you’ vs. the Third World ‘coming through’.lol
>>521605136>jinkies
>>521605136you give fitness advice?
>The BBC has been forced to apologise to the Princess of Wales after they used her incorrect title in their coverage on Remembrance Day. During a solemn appearance at the National Memorial Arboretum in Staffordshire, the broadcaster consistently referred to the Princess by her maiden name, Kate Middleton, despite her not being styled this way since her 2011 wedding.
>>521605147No I don't think so, it just hit the spot and I wasn't expecting it. I have a very low tolerance as I barely even smoke weed let alone snort stuff. Beer is my drug.
>>521605371Lift with your back and stomach in a jerking, twisting motion.
It's getting a bit depressing here, might move to the fillerpeans and get a fillerpino gf
>>521605233kekits almost like thirdies are thirdies
>>521605233>the British ‘after you’hate this fucking bollocksshort of sticking a siren on there's fuck all you can do when there's some tit merging into your lane at 50 when you're going 90you flash him and he thinks you're letting him outyou don't flash him and he pulls out anyway because he can't judge speedbrain dead culture man
>>521605496Even Phillipinos have standards mate. You won't stand a chance.
>>521605496start watching Vivamax films
>>521605565shut up thirdie, Even your presence on the road is feltThirdies man
>>521605371
>>521605442must've been decent if it was a littleun. it's incredibly easy to binge on if you've got a decent bag of it so having 1 line was your best bet.
>>521605672why?
>>521605672Hello saars please to redeem all your snap city webms.
>>521605672fucking stupid cunt
>>521605672FUCKING DUMB CUNTATTEMPTED MURDER
>WW3 fears explode after saboteurs blow up railway line in NATO country>WW3 fears erupt as NATO country's ship explodes into flames after 'drone strike'>Warning to shoppers buying milk, bread and toilet roll at supermarkets this week
>>521605735
>>521605833Is this real
>>521605647your whole culture is based on getting taken advantage of and there are safety nets in place to make sure you can't do anything about it
>>521605733Not bad for an old fucker. And dont you be wanking to that pic neither.
>>521605833I'll put that in my generic "gym fails" folder.But right now I'm looking specifically for broken bones and shit.
>>521605474Based.
>>521605647>>521605880whether it's on the road or in rotherham absolute joke of a country
>>521605672To be fair she probably can't imagine how actions affect the physical world with any accuracy.
>Radio 5 Live callers have their say>We've been hearing from callers on Nicky Campbell's 5 Live show on what they think about the expected changes to the asylum system.>Juan in Worthing is "filled with anger and sadness" at the proposed changes. "This is about anybody who's not English being told that they're not welcome," he says.Lads think about Juan in Worthing.
Pakichu
>>521605857Yeshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G1q3FaF_Sk0
>>521605891
>>521605970We need unlimited open door immigration because otherwise gay Spanish waiters will be upset.
>>521604986The best I've found is near rivers, under countryside or motorway bridges, railways and sometimes purely by just walking through a hedge I've found small abandoned areas. The main issue then is having to clean everything, but you have plenty of time to do that when you get home.>>521605078Yeah, it's difficult to find unbothered locations like that, but once you find them, it is so, so satisfying to be able to sit there and enjoy yourself alone without any real chance of dog walkers or pram pushers to spoil it.
>>521605689Yeah my buddy stopped buying the K after that and mentioned it wasn't quite so good. The idiot can't stop buying the charlie though.
>>521605970I think Juan's right and they're not bloody welcome. And he can be filled with as much sadness and anger over it as he fucking well pleases.
>>521605970Juan in Juan out
>>521606240tell him to get it off the darknet they're much more professional than people IRL
>>521606064Dead man's squat
such a simple concept, universally understood as a warning ruined by the british
>>521604685trick is loads of k and a little coke to brighten the tripnever buy premix
>its another episode of the 18 year old new hires bragging about smoking weed and talking about tampons and other gross shit to try and embarass you on lunch break so you'll think they're coolwomen are so fucking cringe, my lord.DUDE WEED LMAO, DUDE TAMPONS LMAO, DUDE THIS IS THE MAN I'D FUCK LMAO.AM I THE FEMALE EQUIVALENT OF A COOL GUY YET ?!?!?!?
>UK snow storm could trigger power cut in 12 towns and cities tomorrowWhy would snowstorm cause power outages is the past three world ending rainstorms haven't?
>Go for day out>Get lost>Ask for directions>Need to ask 4 different people until I find someone who speaks English
>>521606405get her fucked and chucked
>>521606150Used to love finding old abandoned places in the middle of nowhere. I'd spend hours slowly walking around and sometimes take pictures if I had my camera with me. Also great time to reflect when you're in those sorts of places.
>>521606480>he asks bames for directions in his country
>>521606297*butthead voice*>uhhhhhuhhu also my captcha is fire
>>521605970It's annoying how dishonest it all is>"We think that specifically the asylum system should be slightly rejigged" (there is no mention of regular visa based immigration)>"Reeeeeeeee, clearly you only want only one subset of your country's people"Normal minor political tinkering immediately becomes comically reductio ad absurdum existential basically forcing there to be no serious political discussion which is necessary within a democracy
>>521606403Opinion on pakichu?>>521605992
>>521606498shes so annoying you wouldn't even want to fuck her anon.i cant decide if its because shes 18 or some women are just that desperate for validation.
>>521606064caught the shanghai shivers in real time
>>521606507Nice way of getting raped by dope fiends and Asian grooming gangs.
ALERT: Amber Cold Warning has been issued.DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOMES
>rest of the world: fuck out of my way i'm coming through>uk: you go first i'm a cuckold anyway i prefer it this way
>>521606472why are we even getting snow storm, what with global warming and all that?
>>521606320I've heard that too. To be honest I'm trying to get him to quit. It's changing his mood as he's up for days at a time. Soon the paranoia will set in and he'll start doing crazy shit.
>>521606707Its called climate change now.
>>521606567it's raijew you need to worry about though anyway as it's more evolved
>>521606774
>>521606774>Its called climate change now.So the people who told you that weather isn't the same as climate can blame all weather events on fossil fuels
>>521606793
>>521605733Kek.
>>521606751one thing that's the problem is when people buy IRL they've got constant access because of the dealers phone number. when ordering it takes a few days for the post to get here so you have to 'plan the occasion'. it gets boring fast too i don't know how people partake all the time.
Rafael spilman
going for a drive to flash my headlights at people and not let them out
>>521606898The climate is apparently unstable. Weather patterns are no longer predictable. Sometimes it rains when it shouldn't!
>Hurricane Melissa a ‘real-time case study’ of colonialism’s legacies>Destruction in Jamaica shows why climate justice cannot be separated from reparatory justice, campaigners sayKek
>>521607253need mo money fo dem programz?
>>521607144they've got a weather machine i'm sure of it
>>521607310Precisely.>Speaking from Cop30, Jamaican economist Mariama Williams said historical injustices must be confronted and addressed.>>“The research shows that wherever Afro descendants are located, they are most vulnerable to climate and environmental impact and have been suffering from historical environmental injustice and climate injustice,” she said. “Climate justice cannot be separated from reparatory justice. The same systems that enriched the north created today’s vulnerabilities.”>The Global Afrodescendant Climate Justice Collaborative, where Williams is a senior adviser, is among hundreds of human rights groups and environmentalists that urged Cop30 to put reparations on the agenda.
Pakichu needs refuge
>>521607339>, Jamaican economistneedz dat gibs yo. Why are they ALL like this?Wild idea: European Ethno state.
>>521607253>>521607339They might as well just say>de storm onli come wen de wyte man came
>>521607339>that wherever Afro descendants are located, they are most vulnerable to climate and environmental impactEven in Africa? There was that piece which said that summers effect blacks the most because.....?There's the Caribbean delegation coming over to discuss reparations and they're being met by a bunch of MPs looking to give them money
>>521605672Another reason for men only gyms
>>521607410Is Pakistan at war with anyone?>>521607413>>521607415>>521607454Its utterly retarded. Yes, slavery shouldn't have happened but it did. Fucking move on already.
>Worth remembering that this policy of confiscating goods to pay for asylum costs has been used fewer than 20 times in Denmark. It might have some narrative deterrent effect but the policy itself is unlikely to be used much.>Perhaps we should call this the asylum policy carousel: >governments don't want to tackle the human rights law at the root of our asylum crisis, so they come up with tough-sounding policies that have marginal impact or get gutted by human rights law, so asylum abuse continues...
>>521606405kekOh dear, I know the type.That is the female version of an incel
GROUND ZERO SAYLOR MOON GROUND ZERO
>>521607568>Yes, slavery shouldn't have happened
>>521607568They're just niggers you dont even have to justify it with a response. I would say point out history but their just retarded savages looking for free shit at the end of the day.Nothing to do with morality
>>521607597This, they dont care and wont do anything except pay lip service to the general public and continue to ship in immigrants by the shedload. All they talk about is illegal migration. But that needs immediate deportation and legal migration needs to be basically zero. Unless they're a world leader in their field they shouldnt be let in. Fuck all the ebay doctors and nurses who dont know shit, fuck a points system. Island is closed.
>>521607028That sounds like a better system. Yeah, I don't know how/why they do it all the time. It's unsustainable and will eventually end in tears. Suicide/jail/overdose is around the corner. Still I will try my best to give advice and just hope for the best.
>>521607568>>521607723Why don't they cut out all the bullshit, stand there, arms outstretched, hands cupped, saying "GIB"? No different to what they're doing now.
>>521606472Snow and ice can build up on the cables, potentially bringing them down.
>>521607319They do regularly try to engineer the weather. Cloud seeding is something they do.And then it has long-term knock-on effects because they have no idea what they are doing. Force rain in one place and it has to soak up moisture that was meant to fall somewhere else.But they'll blame YOU for eating beef and ripping the lid off a bottle of fanta.
>The Dirlewanger Brigade gets a bad press but I think of it as a Nazi precursor of Timpson's. Initially, it offered convicted poachers a chance to go straight. Later, as part of widening participation efforts, it would also recruit convicted homosexuals and the criminally insane.
>>521607809you sound like a good friend. he'll probably listen to you. it all ends in misery one way or another but the white speedruns it. plenty of people go rehab and shit for it.
>political persecution>threat of death>femaleShe'd be a successful asylum seeker if she came here.We sadly don't have Hitler or Epstein, both of which would be eligible refugees, but it would be nice if we went out of our way to ship in and televise the naturalisation of individuals who are hated by the supporters of the refugee system. Not to do anything about it because nothing will be done, just as a humiliation ritual.Maybe we could take all of America's death row inmates and house them near London schools.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jamaica_hurricanesSomehow whitemans fault that they have semis-predictable hurricanes.
>>521601930thanks for appreciating me and all I do, workgoloids, you can leave my well-deserved tribute by my door, I'm busy wasting this day masturbating
>>521607966Maybe they'd prefer to move back to Africa and away from the white men who force them to build homes out of corrugated metal
soft boiled eggs and soldiers for lunchoften decide against having it, yet enjoy it every time i make it and tell myself I should have it more often
>>521607966They kept away the storms with voodoo magic and sacrifices before the white man came, told them it was all bullshit and taught them about the weather and how to predict it.I suppose technically it is the white mans fault for trying to bring some intelligence to them.
>total cost of vapes bought by UK government for boatwogs for one detention centre for one year >Yarls Wood: £200,000200k for one detention centre. There's fucking loads of these sites. We're spending millions on vapes for illegal immigrants.Fucking sick of it all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b592wbYOBIA
State of this - Frog wants to be a Yank
>>521607885>Force rain in one place and it has to soak up moisture that was meant to fall somewhere else.that's a bloody good point. i learned about cloud seeding because of a video about dubai. i think it's absolutely mad that they can larp as important people having privately chartered flights whilst they squeeze the plebs with carbon humiliation rituals. mass hangings should've been livestreamed on major television channels ages ago but here we still are.
>>521608212Nobody cares you vlogging retard, get a friend
>>521608144That sounds too impossible to be true, like if the gov was buying cannabis for chavsDo you know where you can see the acquisitions?
>>521607733Labour know they're fucked and are trying to damage control by telling people what they want to hear and larp like they're doing something. They've no intention of implementing it and know full well it'll get shot down in the courts which will give them a convenient excuse to say >Oh well, we tried.Same story as usual.
>>521608144lace them with fent and the problem solves itself
I know it means ‘forever’ but let me be cheeky and ask each bong how long they mean when they say >m8 it wos takin ages yeah?
>>521608359you made me cry
>>521602171Please move to New England
>>521602471baby booties
https://xcancel.com/thetimes/status/1990133356130898290#m>We secured a 95% mortgage on working visas. We were lucky>Fewer than half of UK lenders accept applications from foreign nationals but the outlook is gradually improving"improving"
ONE POUND STERLING
>>521608562Intergenerational mortgages
>>521607896Thanks, we've been friends for 30+ years since school. It's so hard to give any advice as you are seen as a threat to the only pleasure they now have. Any mention of rehab or counciling is met with laughter and then if persisted, anger. I'm hoping he will just get bored of it but this is year 3 of it and he's doing 2-3 grams per week in 3-4 days.
>>521608410"Ages" is context sensitive and scalable, 5 minutes can potentially be ages in the right circumstances
>>521608410Too fucking long ye bastid
>>521604842me? get in for 7am (can turn up as late as 10 if I want) do about 2-3 hours of actual work, make some porridge and a coffee, do some reading and watch some youtube, was watching dawn of the dead the other day and night of the living dead, gonna get through all the romeros at work. Walk around outside for some fresh air, maybe do some work in the afternoon then fuck off 1 hour early by jibbing the flexi sheet and no one knows or cares when I turn up because work is done anyway and people forget of my existence regardless. Only in 2 days per week anyway.incredibly fucking comfy cant lie, wfh rn and Im going to sort out my laundry and put the bedding on, ahhhh.
>>521608449All I'm saying is that you don't need to blog post every single worthless post that crosses your noggin you genuine mouthbreathing retard, you get what I'm saying man?
>hes back
>>521608703I haven't seen my dick in years, I was used to that, but today I realised i can't even feel it anymore
>>521608703I think so - you prick
>>521608363I suppose you'd have to do a freedom of information request like the guy in the video. I still can't believe this is true
https://www.ftadviser.com/housing-market/2025/7/29/intergenerational-mortgages-key-to-tackling-affordability/
>>521603457they have no souls so cannot feel. you are a person with no job.they are not even persons.
>>521608808Also that jeep is fire as fuck, no wonder you're seething at it you sad friendless loser bet you can't even drive hahah
>>521608852Already been done back in the late 90's under Blair. They would let you buy it over two generations or with several friends. Shit was fucked up. Side note - Tony Blair allowed banks to introduce BTL mortgages. They didn't exist before Blair.
>>521607568they got the better deal being slaves under white people, africans wouldn't have fought to free them and they got to live in america, if anything they should be grateful
>>521608926'Fire' - child. filtered
>>521609051The dark lord strikes once again.
>>521608796>the man>the legend>the brit/pol/
>>5216086062-3 grams every half week is a bloody lot. i hope it's been diluted by his dealer for his sake to be honest. people need an intervention and yeah they'll tell you to fuck off but just look at someone like daniella westbrook where the white (cutting agent) has eaten away at her septum god knows how many times.a gram every weekend I can agree with, half a gram if it's good but any more than that and you're looking at serious consequences. NOT TO MENTION all the drinks you drink with it. it makes you drink so much fucking alcohol it's mad so it fucks your liver too.
Keir challenger has appeared. >Minister of State (Minister for Border Security and Asylum)>Alex Norris MPhe is in charge of Border Security Commandout of the leftfield, into the ring(!)letters going in, or whatever the labour party do to cause a leadership election
>>521608410>200 million yearsAnd they didn't even invent the wheel.
>>521608926It's shit and gay as fuck. If you're going to get a truck you need a CAT truck
>>521609117mr bean versus mr has-been (starmer)
>Mortgage advisers adopt AI for client file reviewshttps://www.ftadviser.com/artificial-intelligence/2025/11/17/mortgage-advisers-adopt-ai-for-client-file-reviews-/
>african family is moving in to the council house across the roadThe culdesac I live in must be <50% white now.
>>521609117>NorrisWasn't he the one done for noncing recently?
>>521609159Oh dear - this just screams tiny dick to me, esp. not in the countryside
>>521609162
>>521609159yeah? so you can feel well ard prowling the streets like a big cat?
>>521609210>the new soft check >Liar loans are back babeeee!This is going to end well isn't it
>>521609117Physiogmy strikes again. It's not like our old political elite of the 19th-early 20th centuries were these supermodel Chads but by merely looking at them you could sense intelligence or strength or conviction and will. Who the fuck looks at the face of Cameron or Sunak or Truss or Starmer and senses anything good?
>>521608596>indian head bobbing
Oh Greg Hadfield's trial starts today, supposed to last tomorrow as wellhttps://www.brightonandhovenews.org/2025/11/17/trial-of-former-editor-over-obscene-tweet-begins/
>>521609325PPI 2.0. On the flipside, pakis are getting in AI finance.https://www.forbes.com/councils/forbesfinancecouncil/2025/11/13/ai-in-islamic-trade-finance-from-early-adoption-to-domain-mastery/
>>521609316Let me be absolutely clear, we shall promote clean cannabis with intense highs. That is national renewal.
>>521609159How's that AI subscription?
>>521608596>people think this jeet torture porn is a documentary
We are letting these people enter our country and settle here
>>521609487>she's doing the head bobble as she begs for the life of her child Kek. Jeets also use 'only' a lot at the end of sentences and their w's become v's. Vhy, vhere, vhat, etc.
>>521609391Honkhttps://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1879281784661410234.html
>>521608112Cor. I oftentimes have poached eggs on toast for breakfast.
>>521609487it's blood libel propaganda
>>521609117He's my MP.One of the safest Labour seats outside of Liverpool. Fucker can do what he wants and will have a job for life no matter what.
>>521609584some anon posted all his back and forths with the police as well, absolute clownshow where they're super cagey about what's even going on
>>521609577>Jeets also use 'only' a lot at the end of sentencesThe BBC had one reporting on the Bangladesh ruling. I was wondering why she was talking oddly.
>>521609877On the kikes payroll, of course they wouldn't be honest.
>>521609487I like the part where fire man enchanted his bow with fire and then did bow-kata.
Spiritual Hitler.
My MP took herself off Twitter when Elon Musk bought it. That tells you all you need to know.
>>521609487People thought Wakanda was real.
Is shabbana Mahmood a far right racist now
>>521608694Clean bed can’t go wrong, one of the lowkey luxurious of life
>>521603457been unemployed nearly two years now and the feeling to 'an hero' is omnipresent. too much of a pussy to get a shelf-stacker or normie shit-tier jobnothing against bennie-bros mind, if you can game the system then why not desu
>>521610204>>521610204MIGR8. DON'T BE L8.
>>521608694What do you do?
big prizes if you can guess where pic related is from
>>521610264Could have at least updated the links.
>>521610264>DON'T BE L8Don't be so early you mong.
>>521610310Yotk cathedral.
>>521610325for free ? sir send bitcoin>>521610354split prevention lad, new technology
>>521609584Ivor Caplin:>only bottom, only barewow lgbt has done wonders for the UK
>>521610412nice
anyone want me to record a song on vocaroo and post it?
>>521610445Let's be honest, Parliament has always been full or bummers, nonces and other degenerates. Comes with being upper class, all that inbreeding I guess.
>>521610528Meant York, but whatever. Where's my prize?
>>521610541Yes mate do your best slayer.
Reminder that TFR would be ~2 if not for abortions
>>521610310was gonna guess Ely, but was lazy and did image search - York Minsterluv me cathedrals me
>>521610541Surehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei_yRtVBJuI
>>521610581don't know any slayer songs
>>521601930>immigration>mahmoodgrim shite there lads
>>521610572in the post
>>521610541teletubbies theme song mategotta be the classics
>>521610637i was thinking just a nylon string cba to pull the electric out of the case
>>521610657nevermind then.
Hows your MondayMotivation going wagies? Feeling good?
>>521610692Fine.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_rcX8axfFI
>>521610665sick of it
>>521604072If you get fleeced by a kike with a name like that, you deserve it tbqhwyf
>>521604072What's with the ghost on the left?
>>521603457Seasoned neet here after working for 12 years before neeting it up. Work on self improvement, I've been lifting at home and reading. Life is great.>>521603614>I could never go back to wagie work now but I wanted to end myself for months, for what, because I wasn't stacking shelves anymoreBased detoxified neet.
>>521602110>Can I claim for my French kids - it is a kind of disabilityYou're an abdul though.An abdul who posts in every single brit/pol/ thread!
And its now half two paki posting polish prick time.
>>521609644>it's blood libel propaganda
Rupert...no...you we're the chosen one.>backing the communist labour pedo defendersWhy rupert, why?
>>521610549>Let's be honestBe honest