>The private notes and secret documents that tell the inside story of the UK's Covid responsehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c78zy20ydlmo>What percentage of Britons think the economy is in a great state under Labour? ZEROhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15307747/Starmers-socialist-paradise-economy-great-Labour-ZERO.html>Fury as migrant benefit claims skyrocket to record high as 500 sign up EVERY DAYhttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2136222/migrant-benefit-claims-skyrocket-record-high>BBC investigated by US watchdog for ‘deceptive’ Trump edithttps://archive.ph/MHk7Y>No 10 calls on Farage to urgently address ‘disturbing allegations’ of past racist behaviourhttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/nov/19/farages-wholesale-denial-of-detailed-racism-claims-is-troubling-says-former-extremism-adviser>‘I fled Africa to safety in the UK – Starmer’s migrant crackdown means I could be sent back’https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/immigration-asylum-system-labour-mahmood-starmer-b2868039.html>Bin collections under threat in some London boroughs from town hall funding cuts, warn business leadershttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/bin-collection-refuse-london-councils-funding-b1258833.html>Starmer announces national summit on challenges facing men and boyshttps://www.itv.com/news/2025-11-19/starmer-announces-national-summit-on-challenges-facing-men-and-boys
>>521828724theres no such thing as an ethnic British homeland
Now this is the gayest brit/pol.
Reminder to lift today if you haven't already. Race war is coming.
Please do not be alarmed, remain calmDo not attempt to leave the dancefloorThe DJ booth is conducting a troubleshoot test of the entire systemSomehow, while the party was in progress, an unidentified frequency has been existing in the system for some timeAnd while many of you have been made too brainwashed to comprehend, this frequency is, and has become a threat to our society as we know itThis frequency has been used by a secret society in conjunction with Lucifer to lure and prey on innocent partygoersWith hypnotism, syncroprism, tricknology, lies, scandal, and pornographyWhile the party is still in progress we will keep you updated on our current statushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb4-oOKIZQ8
Wonder if pakiposting will start earlier than usual.
>>521828896But whose side are you on?
>>521828803Not a veganfag but the chick shredder thing is barbaric and should be banned. I’ve thought about making a thread on it before.
>>521828896How will lifting pakis help in a war?
>>521829106>chick shredder thing is barbaric and should be bannedfrom a business perspective what do you propose to do with all the male chicks that serve no purpose?
>>521829120War brides mate.
>>521829350Why don't people eat the male chickens?Surely they have the same meat proportions on their body compared to the hens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvkYiSScamo
>>521829350Euthanize them in a more humane way. Big ag kikes can afford to do it they just won’t because it costs them a few more shekels
>>521829350>from a business perspective what do you propose to do with all the male chicks that serve no purpose?Give them pip and an Xbox? Let them live with their mum?
>>521829399You don't need to lift weights to carry a paki lass. I could carry two easily and I don't even lift.
>>521829450Do male chickens have breasts?
>As looming Budget tax hikes create such fear that 24% of Brits plan to ditch the festive tree and 19% their turkey, Rachel Reeves could become the grinch that stole Christmas - then tanked the economy. Although the Chancellor's yo-yoing fiscal plans are still unknown (maybe even to her!) fears over tax hikes and price rises has already led to 21% of UK adults worrying they cannot afford to celebrate Christmas this year.>A new poll of 1,000 shoppers from BuytoGive, the UK's online marketplace dedicated to fundraising, makes for worrying reading if you're a retail business - or hoping to fill your bar, restaurant, hotel or café over the seasonal break. Almost a third of UK adults plan to buy fewer or no presents to economise - while crucially for the economy 51% have vowed to spend less than last year.>Ringing alarm bells, BuytoGive's Kevin Turner said: "The cost of living crisis continues to bite and fears of looming tax rises in Rachel Reeves's Budget have caused households to look again at Christmas spending.">All year I have met and spoken to charities and businesses across England and they have all said the same thing - the costs of employing staff are crippling them. >Christmas is traditionally when we spend quality time with our families and friends - and spend in the high street - giving businesses a vital boost for the quieter months. >Could there be a worse-timed Budget of misery in UK history? Like a dentist reassuring us to lift a hand if we feel the drill, we all know it's going to damn well hurt. >>521829614Capons aren't really eaten these days.
>>521829729They use them as animal feed, they aren’t wasted. The issue is more how they’re killed.
>>521829470the chick blender is used because it is the most economically viable method.it is quick. it is efficient.until eggs can be selectively bred to create only hens, or we can genetically modify effeminate roosters that can be grown for meat there's not really much of an alternative.
>A grooming gang boss was offered £1,500 to return to Romania despite awaiting trial in the UK for 10 rape allegations, according to reports. Mircea Marian Cumpanasoiu, 38, was the ringleader of a group which drugged, raped and exploited vulnerable women in Dundee over a 15-month period.>The Home Office reportedly handed Cumpanasoiu a voluntary return form, which offers to pay foreigners to leave the UK, while he was in HMP Perth awaiting trial for the string of sex offences. The Government department subsequently withdrew the offer to remove him due to the then-upcoming court proceedings.>Despite being on trial for a slew of sexual offences at the time, Cumpanasoiu saw his immigration status automatically renewed when it was due to expire.>Cumpanasoiu reportedly had "pre-settled status" under the EU Settlement Scheme set up after Brexit to allow citizens from countries inside the bloc to carry on living and working in the UK.>His status means he has to reapply to remain in Britain every five years. Unless the authorities intervene, extensions happen automatically.>Court records show Cumpanasoiu was sentenced to 24 years with a minimum jail term of 20 years and four years on licence for offences including drug dealing, rape, managing a brothel, human trafficking and living off the earnings of prostitution.>Lord Scott, sentencing him at the High Court in Glasgow, said Cumpanasoiu showed no "meaningful" remorse and viewed himself as a victim. The court heard he even gave evidence in court while high on spice.>The Home Office's £1,500 offer emerged from a Sky News investigation citing unidentified sources who said staff from the department met Cumpanasoiu in August last year when he told them he wanted to go back to Romania.
>>521829798Chickens are notoriously hard to kill. Those chicks in the blender die a lot easier than the 15 I had to kill when I was 10.
>>521829932Looks like Parvini's long lost romanian brother.
>>521828724https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/immigration-asylum-system-labour-mahmood-starmer-b2868039.htmlThis is unfathomable, I can't believe what I've just read. I'm dismayed and jaded with the UK. Its unrecognizable. It feels surreal
>>521829614you've done him
sick of it
Are Romanians Roman?The name suggests so.
24 days to go until we're kicked off 4Chan
>>521829729about 80% of my fucking salary is allocated to the basic running costs of a house and 1 car in this shithole country. I'm probably one of the lucky ones atleast I'm not negative. But the condescending advice of buying less presents or a smaller turkey for christmas is fucking insulting, since spending on luxuries was never the problem in the first place
>>5218300904chan has been banned in Russia since at least 2018 and how many Russian flags do you see in /outer/? Too many
>>521830001His name is shams. He's an African immigrant. He works for an immigrant charity.We value his opinion.
>>521830116Have you considered a cheaper house and car?
>>521829729Christmas isn't or shouldn't be about being a commercial holiday anyway, it's the spirit and excitement of coming together as family/friends and such, that was great when you're a kid and have nothing, but when you're an adult and you have no kids or family of your own, the only thing I am left waiting for is a spiritual reason and the Christmas dinner get together. It's lost all meaning.It doesn't help that a religion of peace is violently shoving aside all holidays and demanding tributes daily to whatever shitholes they come from and implementing their own shariah law; commercial holidays are awful as is, and anyway I don't participate unless I have excess money which I am lacking due to huge tax increases.The biggest worry is that there is no certainty in anything you do because the government continues to shove new laws in your face daily whilst ever-growing the amount of taxes to pay and making life overall miserable unless you're a recipient of welfare - not saying I want to get rid of welfare, but you cannot expect anyone to work or act fairly or equally if everyone has the deck stacked in their favour, especially those hotel wogs, the migrants and minorities, they have entire institutions backing them whilst whatever freedoms we enjoy today are being phased out tomorrow with dumb ideas that no one asked for; hello digital ID.
Bit wintery ladsWrap tf up
>>521830266Who's we, you and your fellow redditors. That article is unbelievable. That fucking ape wants more immigrants, so they can start influencing politicians even more than they already do. Political persecution in west africa? Where? Affluent lefties go on holiday there, its all French, why did he apply for asylum in france?. "When he arrived he immediately gained asylum and was housed in london". What a fucking joke.
>>521830367I wear my special lined hiking trousers when it's this cold. They make massive difference.
well it's a cocaine induced shitting day today. really gets rid of any excess carbs you've been eating when on keto.
https://xcancel.com/ADan4AllSeasons/status/1991047557305483614#m>I can explain this. It's caused by English exceptionalism and sharing the same media. It's really insufferable every 2/4 years hearing about 1966 and "football's coming home!" from dawn to dusk. Scots are happy just to be there. The English aren't happy unless they win the final.Scots are such cucks
>>521830428It appears in your blind seethe you have failed to note the existence of sarcasm. Are you a pajeet?
Do you reckon I'll get away with lying through my teeth on my application for a new gaff via a lettings agent? I don't want them to know I've got a ccj and pretended my last address didn't exist
>>521830521>Scots are such cucksNo. It's just footie lads. They are cucks no matter the nation.
>>521830326My biggest fear in life, is living in a terraced house and having a noisy abdul or ngubu with 5 kids move next door, lived in a flat for too long. Never again. Don't share a wall with any cunt in this day and age too risky.
>>521830478I wear the long johns or a pair of thin pyjamas underneath jeans or a pair of water-proof trousers over the top, what're the hiking trousers like?
>>521830596imagine seeking a HMO because you're homeless
>>521830672Well HMOs are usually kid free so that's a bit better. No inbred children running around.
>>521830596Get a Jeetshaker 3000
>>521830596Terraced houses are a fire hazard, if you think about it. Health'n'safety should shut them down.
>>521830478Nice innit, left my heating on a cosy 23c for when I get home :)
>>521830662Just black combat type trousers but inside they have another stitched in layer of soft fleece. They're Peter storm. Keep the willy warm.
>>521830730yeah but still. when i used to live in a HMO everyone was white and we got on semi-well. can't imagine sharing with bamalians.
>>521830767Broken, superglued Yale keys in locks do a good job at sending a message.
Which of you bumsuckers has BRSK as their internet provider, and was spamming BBC porn on Saturday?
>>521830523You can't do sarcasm, stop trying retard
>>521830934>BRSKBrsk serves areas in central and northern England, primarily around Manchester, Bradford, and Birmingham
>>521830967Fuck off you stinky jeet.
>>521830556probably as long as you present well
cider parps
>>521830730just the inbred grown ups that ignore all the rules & despise the natives, nature, the country & resent being there
>>521829614Chicken breast is not the same as human breast tissue. Male birds have breast meat as they need these to flap their wings. We say breasts but its analogous to pectoral muscles
>Criminals will be stopped from “gaming the system” by choosing trial by jury in order to increase the chances of proceedings collapsing, the courts minister has said, promising to enact radical changes to limit jury trials by the next election.>Drug dealers and career criminals were “laughing in the dock” knowing cases can take years to come to trial, Sarah Sackman said, while warning that inaction would be a road to “chaos and ruin”.>Ministers will legislate to remove the right to trial by jury for thousands of cases in one of the biggest and most controversial overhauls of the justice system in England and Wales in generations – promising the changes will significantly shrink the court backlog by 2029.>The Ministry of Justice is braced for a backlash from barristers and the judiciary as it presses ahead with the measures to tackle a backlog of nearly 80,000 cases, which will create a proposed new judge-only division of the crown court to hear some cases.>Sackman said the “stakes are incredibly high” as she prepared to announce early next month that vast numbers of cases will now be heard by judges and magistrates rather than juries, a response to recommendations in a review by Sir Brian Leveson.>Speaking at Wood Green crown court, Sackman said victims of severe sexual assault were routinely told it could take four years for their cases to come to court.>On the morning she spoke to the Guardian, the minister watched a bail hearing for a case involving severe sexual assault, one unlikely to come to a full trial until 2028. Some of the offences in the case, including strangulation, beating and nonconsensual sexual images, took place as far back as 2020.>“I can’t think of a greater responsibility in government than ensuring that our justice system works,” she said. “The sense of duty that I feel is enormous.”>
>Racial equality groups have also expressed concern at the reforms – and at the unrepresentative nature of the judiciary against juries. Sackman said that was one of the issues at the forefront of the mind of David Lammy when he became justice secretary and took over steering the changes from Shabana Mahmood, who initially proposed them.>“No one cares more deeply in government about the challenge presented by racial disparities and disproportionality in our justice system than the deputy prime minister who undertook the Lammy review when he was in opposition,” she said.>Judicial diversity statistics show that ethnic minorities make up 12% of judges in England and Wales, while the representation of black judges has remained unchanged at 1% for a decade. Criminal justice charities have said they expect a reduction in jury trials to lead to more convictions and potential miscarriages of justice.>The Institute for Government’s Cassia Rowland said in a recent report the government and Leveson’s report had thus far failed to make the case for the changes and that many of the issues identified by Leveson would be solved by increased court productivity – fewer trials are being scheduled, but more are being cancelled at the last minute.And there it is.
bus just reversed into my parked car TWICEhit it once, stopped, left it in reverse and came back for another gofucking sick of it round here
>>521831397Can claim PIP for that. Get a buspass too.
>>521831397BAMEs can't drive in ice, go easy on em lad
>>521831397Id > timidBet you didnt confront them did you
>>521831397
>>521831312reckon there's some boomer who calls them chicken tits to annoy his missus
>>521831397Net Zero BAME sleeper agents have been activated, you will get the peasant wagon
>>521831496I used to do that.
>>521830815Noice, I have some peter storm walking shoes, those are mega comfy & grippy, might chuck a pair of fleece hiking trousers on my wish list for someone to gift me this Christmas.
>>521830882yeah even on tor i don't think people trust the heroin listings. thing is it's almost as if cocaine has been decriminalised because the absolute fucking purity these organised crime groups (I'm sure they are) that you buy from on tor it's absolutely madly pure. so pure you can TELL the Albanians are rerocking it once, maybe even twice and charging £50 for half a g.
>>521831653Iirc they were only about £45. Don't wear them that often so they'll last. I've got Salomon boots. Comfy as.
>>521831431>>521831442>>521831495>>521831541>>521831444>Bet you didnt confront them did youI shot right out of the fucking door lad, expected the cunt to drive off but to be fair he already had a form in his handcould see it happening a mile off so hit record on the camera i have watching out for this very fucking scenario as it keeps fucking happening, sure enough they fucking hit it... car is like triggers broom now....
bit politically incorrect that
>>521831686Maybe stop wasting your money on coke and replace that poverty tier threadbare blanket you utter mug.
>>521830767Kek epic>>521831397See this is exactly what I'm talking about and why I pay extra for a detached home with off street parking, too many cases of cars getting dinged or worse on the street with increasingly inconsiderate and incompetent drivers. It pays in the long run
>>521831686Wait until that "cocaine" turns out to be a line of fentanyl and you end up in a coma. Silly twat.
>>521831841>as they were aged 8 to 9, they cannot be chargedWell that's just a lie.
Just enlisted in the britpol pal's battalion.
>>521831983On your larry
When did YKTD last post here, anyone know?
>>521831983>SHIT>POSTERS>YOUR ARMY NEEDS>YOU>AND YOUR MEMES
>>521831983I'd sign up but I don't have any of those skills
>>521831839that's just an old one>>521831953not over here (yet). also testing kits exist.
>4 (four) military transport helicopters just flying by Must be going to Zelensky
>>521832272They'll gladly take you anyway, they're really really desperate lmaohttps://ukdefencejournal.org.uk/british-army-recruit-numbers-drop-38-since-2019/
>>521831793>he reversed into your carTheyre going to play it as you rear ended him.I hope you have cctv of it
>>521832374Meant to put i hope you have cctv of it saved in multiple places*
>>521831983Which character class are YOU?
>As of December 2, 2025, Barclays enforces a £10,000 monthly limit for all crypto-currency transactions (both debits and credits) using a debit card or bank transfer, for personal current accounts. >Details of the Limit>Limit Type: The £10,000 limit is a total monthly cumulative limit on all crypto-currency related payments, whether sending money out to a crypto exchange or receiving money in.>Account Types: This limit applies to Personal, Business, and Wealth accounts. Basic, Student, Children's, Young Person, and Higher Education accounts have a £0 limit.>Debit Cards vs. Credit Cards:>Debit Cards/Bank Transfers: Transactions are generally permitted to Financial Conduct Authority (FCA) regulated exchanges up to the £10,000 monthly limit.>Credit Cards (Barclaycard): Barclays has banned all cryptocurrency purchases using Barclaycards, effective from June 27, 2025, due to concerns over risks and customers facing unaffordable debt. You cannot use a Barclaycard for any crypto transactions. Because of scammers, apparently.
getting a deliveroo
>>521832460>HR>Police stabvestFitting.
>>521832460>HR & financeLooting and capturing warbrides?
>>521831881yeah when i move i'm getting a drive, fucking sick of it>>521832374https://files.catbox.moe/nfo7yr.mov
>>521832460Im a medic who gives cheap revives leading to you getting insta killed again
>>521832374>>521832584fuck knows why that didn't work, maybe i'm a spastichttps://streamable.com/4b822c
love a midday deliveroo
>>521832584dozy bastards what are they playing at
>>521832699yum yum
>>521832676Looks swarthy.
>>521832736don't be so bitter
>>521832852cold go a pint of bitter
>>521830236Russia seemed to do a lot of banning of things in 2018 they banned christian organised religious groups, imagine labeling christians extremists, when is that part of the world going to be done with tyrants
>>521832736At least he's pissing in a toilet and not on the wall of your house right under your living room window.
Happy Transgender Day of Remembrance, brit/pol/!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPzbkLCbpNMbe like the murphys bros
>>521832929
Hello OFCOM
>>521832676Wtf? This is gross incompetence. Does this cunt not understand hand gestures? Two different ways of communicating to stop and he continues to reverse anyway, you're a lucky to have the CCTV though. Guessing the car is fucked?
>>521833102I bet if I looked up Camillia Turner's 2020-2024 journalisms, she will have been shilling itthey're all complicit
>A company has been fined £1m for running an illegal waste site handling thousands of catalytic converters.>Platinum Group Metals Recycling Ltd, of Long Sutton in Lincolnshire, "dealt in dangerous catalytic converters without an environmental permit", the Environment Agency (EA) said.>The company's sole director, Edvars Stancik, 31, was convicted at a previous hearing.>Stancik is believed to be in Lithuania and a warrant has been issued for his arrest, the EA added.>"Neither Stancik nor the company obtained an environmental permit before buying and selling thousands of catalytic converters," the EA said.>Passing sentence at Lincoln Crown Court last week, Recorder John Hardy KC said a fine of this level was necessary to reflect the "gravity of offending".>The same judge made a confiscation order against the firm in May.>He ruled that Stancik had made a benefit of £4,312,925.70 from his criminal activity while his company made a benefit of £4,344,827.60.>The court heard assets of £495,280.88 were available from the company, made up of cash in a bank account and seized catalytic converters.>Stancik's only asset was £30,934.16 from equity in a house he sold before his trial, the court was told.>An EA spokesperson said: "This sentence sends a clear message to people and businesses that if they commit waste crime they will be fully punished.>"We continue to work alongside partners, including Lincolnshire Police, to reduce crime in the waste sector."
>>52183312024 days
>>521830596The trick is to be the cunt of a neighbour and then nobody will want to live next to you
>>521833120who knew trevor mcdonalds arse was so pale
>>521833120still can't believe this image is real desu
>>521833147Not to mention he nearly crushed his coworker. UK is turning into china level of available liveleaks footage
>>521833196>buying and sellingStealing and selling.
>>521833262No one believed us.We had to ID him based on the (finger) ring and watch.
>>521832998strange i wonder what sort of game Putin is playing he has a hard-on for the soviet union but he's letting the orthodox church have influence
getting hyped for millenniyule
>>521831397rear ended eh?
>>521833539For me, it's AA and Ferro disecting christmas ads
> logsChopped> dogWalked> firePrepped n ready> houseworkSmashedI shall be in the following establishment from 2-4pm https://craufurdland.co.uk/lt/Early din dins is on me if you turn up
>>521833363Well the orthodox church is christianI guess he sees western religious institutions as corrupted. Who knows.China is the same.
>>521833363New USSR. USSubpaR
>>521831397A right off?
>>521833423If I had a quid for every cover up and U-turn over recent years in the UK
>>521833616Yes that's good.
>>521831821Not geeky?
>>521833659>KilmarnockNo.
>>521833659isnt that the castle they held mary queen of scots prisoner in?
>>521833586ooh matron
>>521829729i need to sample this beautiful woman's holes
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c78zy20ydlmo#comments>The only people who were played were the anti-vax tinfoil hat brigade.>There should be 2x hospitals for UK people. Real NHS ones with Doctors trained at University... and then Dr Facebook Hospitals with 'medically trained social media personalities' for anyone to go to who chooses not to believe in science.>And they ought to be BANNED from the NHS ones.
>>521833659literally all i want is my own home with the ability to run a log fire in itI don't even get what 16th century feudal peasants had
>>521832584>yeah when i move i'm getting a drivethen you'll get to experience the white hot anger of a mystery car blocking your drive
>>521833815No. That's eilain donan in the pic. You're thinking of lochleven.
>>521833828I think feudal lords had a higher duty of care to their peasants than the current lot do to us as 'citizens'
>"The greatest multi-faith, multi-ethnic democracy in the world."Grim. If this rapidly collapsing hellhole is the greatest, then what does that say for the very concept of a multi-shit democracy?
>>521833956Have you tried being less curmudgeonly? Choose happiness lad.
>>521832072Couple of year back afaik. Tedious cunt dropped in to do the usual " why didnt you listen to me" and said hes married now.
>>521833940ah. Lochleven doesnt have the bridge that I now see clearly in the picture.
>>521833826I'm not even going to bother reading this shite. Did they cover;1- SPI-M statistical modellers being asked to model towards policy outcomes, not objective outcomes2- 10 american CIA agents being paid to steer their reporting of a Zoonotic genesis of Sars-cov2, rather than as Defense Department program being run by proxy in China3- £35bn vanishing into a 'test and trace' ecosystem, never to be seen again (uhh... DIGITAL ID)
>>521833950Also, you always had the option of doing a spot of revolt and hanging them
let me tell you how it will bethere's one for you, nineteen for me
>>521833659you getting a deliveroo?
>>521834023Thanks
https://www.mylondon.news/news/east-london-news/paedophile-who-pretended-trombonist-camel-32908514>Paedophile who pretended to be a trombonist with a camel business in Dubai faces jailanother far-right nonce baka
Reform still holds a lead over all other partiesGreens have risen in recent weeks, having overtaken the Lib Dems and now being neck-and-neck with the ToriesThoughts?https://yougov.co.uk/topics/politics/trackers/voting-intention
>>521833956Funny how a mere 75ish years ago (Somebody's lifetime) Britain was a Christian, indigenous native democracy and things were pretty damn good by most metrics.Now it's "multi-faith, multi-ethnic" we've got grooming gangs, the London stab-a-thon, drill rap shootings, FGM, terror attacks et al.Brilliant. What progress!
>>521834087You had god given rights rather than human rights.Everything is a downgrade.
>>521832704>>521833147>>521833286>>521833693car seems surprisingly fineish, bumper is probably fucked as will be the plastic underneath it at the side as its sticking out, you can hear it cracking on the videoIt's not too bad looking at it, because the impact was more of a push, but you can see how heavy it was as the paint is all wrinkled where it was compressed, not driven it yet thoughno idea what the cunts were playing atwas lucky i was waging from home and seen what was about to happen and hit manual record... the cctv is on motion detect for the front gate only as theres cars going by literally constantly i don't have it set there
>>521834195Who is driving the Green vote the most? Zoomers, crusties or wogs?
>>521833956could be worse, at least we only get stabbed on trains by boatmalians for now
Plot to ban trans people from loos based on looks branded ‘dangerously based’
>>521833950We're like self-domesticating slaves. They don't have to even go out and capture or buy us, we come to them and compete for the position.
>>521829061why don't they have a pidgin translation for Human Meta pneumo virus. all those can be translated individually.
>>521834197Britain was built by asylum hotels and metal detectors in schools.
>>521834333I'd guess hardest lefties who can't bring themselves to vote Blair Lite
>>521834135Ffs the one i remembered were actually from 4 yrs ago. Tempus fugit.
>>521834381Sold with the complete myth that you can be whatever you want in the modern world when the truth is we have never been so immobile.
>>521829450once the gonads mature in livestock it taints the meat with a stronger unpalatable taste. you can grow male chickens to eat but you usually take the balls off to stop them being aggressive and tasting bad. just keep the balls if breeding. same for pigs and sheep: the balls give you funky meat.
>>521834333Zoomers are driving the Green vote. Boomers are driving Reform and the Tories.https://www.statista.com/statistics/1379439/uk-election-polls-by-age/
>>521829729>the festive treewhy are they using globospeak
>>521833828https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/162744341#/?channel=RES_BUY
>>521833724>If I had a quid for every cover up and U-turn over recent years in the UK
>>521834449Doesn't it just.
>>521834195Greens are just a flash in the pan. Theyll be dead again by the next ge. Tories must be bricking it tho.
>>521834362Why does that journalist have Harry Enfield's scouser character as his picture?
>>521834427Why do arab and MENA men all like dancing together like faggots when they hate homos so much? I swear most must be deep in the closet.
>>521834477Ah, thanks.Seems like a better idea than putting them in a blender. Poor fuckers.
>>521834165>https://www.mylondon.news/news/east-london-news/paedophile-who-pretended-trombonist-camel-32908514naw me sleep
Somewhere between type 2 and type 3
>>521834579done him
>>521834165>pretended to be a trombonist with a camel business in Dubai An unlikely chat up line.
>>521834195Irrelevant numbers until we get to election year. It doesn't mean shit.
>>521834427>Britain was built by asylum hotels and metal detectors in schoolsBritain needs muslim immigrants, bigot
>>521834581Muslims are all closet homos. They all want to get zutted.
>>521834449if only he knew how absolutely appaling it was going to become all because an autistic scouser was called a virgin.
>>521834066now there stop spouting misdisinfo
>>521834740What year will that be?
>>521834712I saw a bloke on a narrowboat playing the trombone a while back.Somewhat out of the ordinary
>>521834667I think it's one of them transmenhttps://muckrack.com/itsjoshmilton
>>521834247How old is the car? Could be written off if old.
>>521834165>pretended to be a trombonist with a camel businessthat old chestnut
>>521834581muslims all get diddled as lads because the older men think that's somehow not gay
>>521834788I dunno what's going on there
>>521834875what the fuck
>>521834195I suspect green party are the back-up plan for Labour, their lifeboat to keep the fabian dream alive; they'll let 16 year olds vote next election ripe for the picking because green party promise them the world and lots of half-baked commie solutions wrapped up in 'environmental concern'; conservatives will have reigned in Reform party from their current far-right wing belief of deporting all the bastards.Lowe will hopefully have a party ready to vote for or it's UKIP and/or Reform if they're still viable.
>>521831841you can kick the cunt in of people, you can just do it. being burnt with a firework is an acceptable reason to kick the cunt in of someone, regardless of their state.
>>521834839>muslims all get diddled as lads because the older men think that's somehow not gay
>>5218347792029
>>521834875>I dunno what's going on there
>>521834984I didnt think they would last a year so my bet is already off.
>>521834839yup, the Quran says sex with men is wrong, sex with little girls is wrong (but only because you're not married to them so they still belong to their fathers), but it doesn't say anything about little boys
>>521834197Oh but that was all so DULL and BORING. At least now it is exciting. You never know what vibrant, colourful person will enrich your day!
>>521835009Plenty hilarity to come until we can pretend there's anything we can do about it.
>>521835083Im looking forward to the Ukranian twink trial next year.
>>521834165>pretended to be a trombonist with a camel business in Dubaiand someone fell for it?
Tick- Tock bennymongs. Better start brushing up on learning something and updating your CV because decent people have had quite enough of your shit desu.
>>521834362this "bloke" could only use the Bay City Rollers toilet if we are going by looks
>>521835111>and someone fell for it?A 12yo boy. Yeah. He proceeded to bend him over a tree branch and bugger him.
>>5218348099 years, only 40k miles though... probably worth about 8k at the mo so if its just the bumper it should be okay, but they do rinse the cost of fixing this shit (plus cost of courtesy car etc) so it does add up... will seenot long had it re-sprayed along with the rear side wing after some cunt scraped down the side of it too
>>521829450They eat more than females, fight and kill each other and don't make eggs.It's simply not worth keeping more than a dozen cocks for every 200 chickens you have.That's why most males are killed at birth.
>>521835161>Reform saysFour years to go before they even have a say. Reform will implode before 2027.
>>521835170Tam Paton was as big a nonce as Saville.No one talks about him.
>>521835161>reform threatening to cut Pip anxiety payments is giving me anxiety
>>521835233There are feminists that feel that same way.
Went the dentist today. First time i've been touched by a woman in months, and it still doesn't count because she had latex gloves on.
>>521835202Touch and go.
>>521835262Mad how Gove never actually had a crack at the whip. Where is he now? Doing interviews on fucking talktv.
>>521829059Called it. Pakiposting started early.
>>521835356Bet she was foreign.
>>521835247They are already having an impact without even being in government. Labour will adopt it as policy soon. And I can't wait for that day to arrive :)
>>521835397Gove is Lord Rothemeres fuckpuppet
>>521828724Delivered in the voice of a thoroughly over-inflated, holier-than-thou, Waitrose-loyal paragon of virtue:>Covid notes & secret documentsHonestly, if people had simply listened to sensible, well-informed citizens like me from the very beginning, we wouldn’t need all these “inside stories.” But of course, here we are, sifting through clandestine paperwork because no one else can be trusted to behave like an adult.>Zero per cent of Britons think the economy is “great”Well, obviously. Anyone with a reusable coffee cup and a functioning moral compass could have told you that. But people insisted on being “optimistic,” didn’t they?>Migrant benefit claims upEvery day another headline designed to rile the masses. If the government had half my organisational skills, they’d have solved all this already—colour-coded spreadsheet and a decisive email chain, done.>BBC investigated for a Trump editIt’s almost as though journalistic integrity requires more than a solemn tone and a Patagonia fleece. Shocking, truly.>No. 10 telling Farage to address allegationsImagine: consequences! Accountability! I do hope someone reminds him that simply believing you’re right isn’t the same as being right. I’ve been saying that for years at dinner parties and no one listens.>Woman who fled Africa fears being sent back under new policyBut of course, nuance is dead. Because why engage with the complexities of human lives when you can bulldoze through with yet another “firm but fair” slogan?>Bin collections under threat in LondonFantastic. As if I don’t already do enough community service by correcting people’s grammar on the neighbourhood WhatsApp. Now I’ll have to become a part-time waste-management guru too.>Starmer announces summit on men and boysHow forward-thinking. I’m sure it will be a great comfort to all those men who’ve struggled so deeply under the unbearable oppression of… checks notes… being men.
>>521835424Strangely not, a white blonde
>>521835503phwoar
>>521835356>latex gloves
>>521835435I dislike how accurate this is. Well done.
>>521835397Gove is a made man, and has access to levers of the civil service and cabinet office
https://x.com/Telegraph/status/1991194817406054444>fat naked man with his cock out is ok because he's doing it for charity
>>521828896But if it's race war shouldnt we be doing cardio?
>>521835528She was well into her 40's, but that's ok cos I have a kink for matures... and grannies.
>>521835611hey she looks my dentist
>>521834875>>521835170I would've sworn this was a transman but looking at its instagram it might just be a little gay bloke
>>521835650Channel 4 tranny playing the last note on a keyboard with his willy.
>>521835661What'll you do when you're out on the battlefield and a 60kg metal beam falls neatly across your chest and pins you down? Bet you'll wish you did some weight lifting then
>>521832676Fucking hell, modern britain eh. Good job they had a parking engineer there to help out otherwise that could have turned into a right shitshow
>Pavel Stefanovic launched his attack after he was approached by a fellow Lithuanian in the Meir Park store in Staffordshire in December 2022>Stoke-on-Trent Crown Court heard the two men went outside and Stefanovic produced a Stanley knife and slashed at his victim leaving him with several cuts including to his hand, arm, legs and nose.>Now Stefanovic, 39, of Charnwood Road, Meir, has been jailed for 29 months. The sentence means he is likely to be deported.>The court heard Stefanovic was jailed in Lithuania for five years in 2006 for an offence of grievous bodily harm which involved the use of a knife.https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/37382820/man-repeatedly-stabbed-outside-tesco-shoppers-screaming-shoppers
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>>521830027>couple of pecks at the end to show her who's bossBased.
>>521835740>Joshua Milton blahyi, better known by his non de guerre General Butt Naked
>>521835740turns out, little gay fella
>>52183561110 years ago you'd see blokes like that in spoons, without all the tranny gear, and think he looks like a hard working salt of the earth bloke with a few stories to tell
>>521835650He also battered two police>Turnage then attacked one of the officers, putting them in a headlock, kicking them in the abdomen, and damaging their glasses. A second officer tried to restrain Turnage while onlookers, including children, watched on.>Mr Judge said: 'PC Jenny Ham was taken to the floor and described being terrified for her safety and her colleague. Other officers attended and saw PC Charlie Jones being attended to because his ear was torn - his ear was glued to repair that particular damage.
>>521835822>likely to be deported.There's always this wishy washy tone about criminal deportations.
>>521835650>after mistaking him for a pervert>naked man who was cycling>but not a pervert???
>>521835650it doesn't take away the indecency because he is raising money. it is a perverts excuse. deserves a punch.
>Be me>Do a small shop in local Co-op>£25.69 please, I pay>At the till, man and woman behind me, stink of fags, skinny druggy types>Tannoy announcement "Shoplifters will be prosecuted!">Girl wanders behind the tills, grabs a bottle of whiskey and 80 fags, bloke pays for a bottle of Coke>Both walk out, mysterymeat till bloke does nothing.I think their on to something lads, I really do.
>>521835945A true co-operativeBeautiful
>>521835907literal glue ear
>>521835945They know that nothing happens u less they steal a certain amount ot do it repeatedly from the same place. We need to start chopping off hands
>Samuel Flowers, 39, was running along the Regent’s Canal in east London when, unprovoked, he pushed Matthew Wallace into the water.>He then assaulted Tobias Palmer-Bee by pushing him after he stepped in to help.>Flowers, a coach driver who once worked for the RAF, has now been banned from going to any canal towpaths ahead of his sentencing next month.ah look the classic no previous convictions, doesn't meant shit>Flowers, who has no previous convictions, said: “I remember that witness, I remember his face, he assaulted me.”>And, when asked why he did not apologise to the people he had pushed, he said: “It is the opposite way around. When I try to move out of people’s way and they move into my path they should apologise to me.”
>>521835740unfortunate for him. he has a very feminine facekeeps poor company too
Left me comfort zone lads, don't really know where I am. Just want to be home where's its warm and safe now desu
>>521835837Which Queen?
>>521835356My dentist is a babe.She's so fit I don't show her picture to my wife because she'll think I chose her because she's fit. I did.
>>521835945Co-op has a no challenge policy. You can just take what you like. Mine closed a year or two ago as people were just filling rucksacks with spirits daily.
>>521836046>Lunchtime joggerAdd it to the list
>>521835907>PC Hamyou'd get arrested for saying her name.
>struggles of queer asylum seekers
>>521836092He who pinches last, pinches hardest.
>>521828896>Reminder to lift today if you haven't already. Race war is coming.
>>521836046Cultural differences. Totally understandable. The victim should apologise
>>521836075Grim
>>521833822>White women alwaysThis must be stopped
>>521836046time for some Bad Samaritans to appear
>>521836122Which is dumb, we need armed guards on the door ready to shoot now our country has become like the wild west
>Shopkeeper who went missing FIVE YEARS ago in Bradford turns up 'safe and well' just days after five people were arrested for his murderhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15309545/Shopkeeper-went-missing-FIVE-YEARS-ago-Bradford-turns-safe-just-days-five-people-arrested-murder.htmlMake it make sense.
>>521836122I didn't know that, there's two near me and i've seen the larger store stop people, admittedly that was in 2024.
>>521836215Some sort of insurance scam
>>521830815>Keep the willy warm.I remember a few years back during the winter I went for a walk in the countryside, and for some reason every 50 or so steps the end of my willy would end up poking through the willy hole between the buttons at the front of my boxer shorts and as I was walking I'd have to keep readjusting my willy and pushing it back into the normal willy position.Incredibly annoying. Even worse because the end of my willy would get cold if I didn't push it back th
>>521835945Stuff like this happens at the co-op down the road from me, people will go in, fill a basket and walk out.Staff told me they're instructed to leave them be, for staff safety. All they can do is get a good look at the person and report it to the plod.
>>521834907>what the fuck
>>521836177Edict of Expulsion
>>521836215he was on the run in hiding in pakistan or wherever and came back once he heard they were arrested to show them they never got him.
>>521834247looks like a shit car anyway so nothing to feel bad about
>>521834577>>521834926Maybe the current support for the Greens shows that there are a lot of young adults in the UK who want a brand of left-wing politics. They want a wealth tax on the very richest, they want jobs for young people, they want help for young adults when it comes to renting or buying property (property which at the moment is owned by wealthy boomers, landlords, and investors). As for immigration, young adults aren't so bothered by that.Whether this left-wing brand of politics comes from the Greens, or Your Party, or whoever else, probably doesn't matter. It's just that the Greens seem organised and ready to go at the moment. While Your Party are floundering and doing nothing.Maybe it's similar to Zohran Mamdani's support in the US (pic related).>>521834740It's still interesting to see the mood of the country I think.
>>521835922so if you do a sponsored kiddy rape it's ok, asking for a friend named abdul
>>521836046>falling into a canal because of Flowersthere's a Dirty Den joke in there somewhere
>>521836215Looks like fucking Arkwright's
>>521836215Mohammad whisked him away on his pegasus for a few years
>>521836431MALTED>>521836431MILK>>521836431
>>521836260I don't believe a single person has ever undone the buttons to use the willy hole.Boxers would be cheaper and just as effective if it was removed altogether.
>>521836404(((local))) shop for (((local))) people
>>521836215>missing person >murder>large amounts of cash>money laundering >man reappears after 5 yearsDiversity is our greatest strength
>>521835922We had a naked rambler once who wasnt a pervert.Just some squaddie who went off the rails.
>>521836122I bought a pork joint other day it came in a massive security box. And the other night there was an asylum seeker loitering down the aisles. Fucking sick of it.So they won't challenge actual shoplifters but they'll humiliate you with the untrustworthy box
>>521836260Winter willy. Can get PIP for that.
>>521836459seconded
>>521836372>It's still interesting to see the mood of the country I thinkMildly but the mood will be very different by 2029.
>>521836404>Gulamvery exocative, a combination of gulag, glum, slum, and Islam
>>521830521>muh English exceptionalism Says some Scottish cunt who thinks that everything the English say, do, and don't say, and don't do is a problem, whereas the exact same thing done by the Scots is fine. Same kind of dickhead thinks that English nationalism is bad, racist etc. but Scottish 'nationalism' is kind, open, warm, tolerant and so on. And of course, he's a 'Pro-independence Scottish socialist'Fucking despise Scottish 'people' like him.Total Scottish Death (apart from Millennial Woes and ginger Scottish women) when?
>>521836476I remember picrel. He kept getting arrested and kept doing it.
>>521836476I met him once at tarf falls in glen tilt. Nice fella.
>>521836542What about Tailed 'McLongNeck' Feature?
>>521836046>He dindu nuffin>He just joggin it around
>>521836723>What about Tailed 'McLongNeck' Feature?Don't know much about him. desu I'm just venting. There's no group that has the ability to annoy me as much as the Scottish.
>>521836372I would think the young would look forward to a tax cut and services getting chopped up, but no; a lot of the wealth tax ideas are getting popular with them. As for NY, nothing to do with anything here, about the only similarity is Momdani is yet another mudslime puppet parallel to Khan, will likely ruin NY for a while.The real risk from letting 16 year olds vote is exactly that though, they have no recollection of Labour fuck ups from the blair years up to 2010. so they'll fall for every trick in the book, have to learn that the hard way when green party raise the tax through the roof to pay for millions of rapefugees and wonder why they are following shariah laws etc. then have to self-reflect why they're getting massively in debt to pay reparations to foreign countries whilst the wealthy avoid their country like a plague, possibly even young people fleeing this country when it becomes impossible to save.
>>521836372>the current support for the Greens shows that there are a lot of young adults in the UK who want a brand of left-wing politics.
>>521837237Fair
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