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>>521897899
>1 million dollars or the chance to clean a billionaire's toilet???!!!
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>>521897899
whwt currency
fuck doesn't matter i'd take a million in expired gumballs over that low IQ Reptofaggot circlejerk
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>>521897899
The room if one agrees to be my mentor and take me in as a mentee.
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>>521897899
>Holy shit goys just like us
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So who took the photo?
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Can i bring a gun?
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>>521897899
the TCL Roku tv really ties the whole thing together
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>>521897899
$1,000,000. It's a room full of accomplished sperg losers. A rich loser is still a loser.
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>>521897899
>decline the million
>spend all night pitching startup ideas to these guys
>no thanks bro, we're so rich we don't invest we just buy startups once they're already proven and established
>go home with nothing
I bet they'd make you run out and buy more beer with your own money too.
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>>521898110
Larry Ellison
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>>521897899
A room full of grifters and consooming priests.
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>>521897899
I want to suck at least two dicks present.
Three, if Bill is in there somewhere.
(That better not be him at the back, looking all silver fox. He should be much older by now.)

I'll take the chance to suck some dick, OP.
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>smoking inside
I take the money.
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>>521897899
>7 men packed in a cheap hotel at 3:30 AM
I'll take the inflation bucks please
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>>521897899
Depends, do I have deadly weapon?
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>>521897899
no one in that room is worth a mag dump. dont see anyone in charge of the fed there.
I'd take the currency.
>but muh evil
their positions are revolving doors of indolence and degeneracy and they all have heirs. I can do more to disrupt systems with the money.
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>>521898163
I thought all french people lived on a diet of cigarettes and brandy, are you really a native frenchman?
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>>521898151
Or his Chinese spy wife. Don't spell their names correctly their security teams run daily keyword checks for threats.
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>>521897899
I'm low as hell. These are cartoon characters to me. None of them live like I'd want to.
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>>521897899
why are these giga billionaires pretending to be random normies ?
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>>521897899
depends, do I get to wear my tannerite tuxedo?
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>>521897899
Million.
I get to have a million dollars.
If I'm wrong, you get to laugh at the "fool" as you come out of there with coom on the side of your mouth, a super rich cuck. Oh no, I guess you can go kill yourself now because I'm going to invest and get yearly passive income off that million and probably not do much the rest of my life with said additional passive income. What a fool huh, now go be rich retard don't care.

And if I'm right, ha ha I'm doing well and you didn't impress these niggers. So anyhow, what's stopping you super-cuck they exist in the world right this moment, go grab their attention. You clearly could if you were within speaking distance so make it happen.
I want my million dollars.
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>>521897899
wheres peter thiel and elisson? i guess this is just gathering of small potatoes
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>>521897899
>only 2 out of 7 are straight white men
cringe
>no wimmin
based
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>>521898121
GOOD question
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>>521897899
Look at that free market capitalism

Everyone just duking it out

Oh wait……
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>bed in living room

I hope the guy who rented out their studio apartment for this photo shoot at least got a year's rent.
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You could learn so much from them in just 10 minutes.

If you teach a man to fish you feed him for a life time.

Smart people don't take the money
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>>521898144
>accomplished
>losers
Pick one.
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>>521897899
>Tech leaders to decide the winners of the AI race with Halo 2 in some random guy's studio apartment
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>>521898515
> don't

I didn't mean to type that
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The money, they're just a bunch of soon to be dead mortals.
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>>521897899
A chance to throw grenades into that room.
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>>521897899
>or the chance to booby trap this room?
ftfy
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>>521898544
based
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>>521898515
what do you hope you could muh learn from them?
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>>521897899
$1M of course.
You think they would want to talk to a peasant (non billionaire)?
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>>521898515
Teach a man to build a house...
He does backbreaking manual labor for kike owned REITs for 40 years, rents his entire life, gets undercut by Mexicans, and dies from a heroin overdose broke and homeless

I'll take the million
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>>521897899
Is that the new Teslabot everyone's been talking about?
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Neither, decline and decline.
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>>521898078
LEARN2NEET
you dont belong here faggot
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>>521898646
>this party sucks
>my legs hurt
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>>521897899
Depends if I can carry weapons into the room or not (for self defense of course, glowies)
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why are some of the richest men in the world in such a shitty little room? it looks like a bachelor studio for a college kid. wait, are they raping and killing a college kid to honor a dark god?
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>>521898646
I though he was rocking a perm and gold chains now.
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They are about to take turns on Tim Cook.
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>>521898646

this guy is gonna fight elon in mma. i never noticed how big of a size difference there is.
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>>521898078
It's actually mentos, not "mentee".
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>>521897899
these people don't seem like they ever planned on being the richest public faces on the planet, but their technology was propped up by glowies for the sole purpose of controlling masses and instilling globohomo
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>>521898515
>Dude, just get a small loan of a hundred million dollars and become smoke vendors like the rest of us lmao
No thanks. I'll take the million.
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>>521897899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdSai09_jzc&list=PLVSkJZzaBX9Ur2NLeSxvBNzbtPVyuaPGQ&index=1

>planning a casino heist with the tech bros
>Elon lays out the plan on a whiteboard made of recycled rockets
>Jeff and Tim launch in an blue origin rocket and cause a commotion on the vegas strip
>Tim uses the commotion to quietly pushes a ‘totally not suspicious’ update that bricks the casino guards’ comms
>Jensen folds himself into a 5090 GPU shipping box like an extremely well-paid contortionist
and gets mailed straight into the casino vault
>Mark Zuckerberg, known for his charisma, walks up to the guards guards immediately distracted by his unsettling yet captivating aura
>Meanwhile Elon loads stacks of cash into a slightly scorched but bulletproof Cybertruck
>“This is the way,” he whispers for no reason

Rocket streaks across the sky, Cybertruck peels out, Mark just casually walks away like an NPC despawning
Heist success
techbros.exe completes with 0 errors
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>>521897899
If you had to guess what do you think he is saying to them?
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>>521898773
it's AI, text on TV is gibberish, reflection in mirror is weird
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>fuck
>marry
>kill
obviously marry zucc, he's the only one with a stable relationship i think
dunno about jenson
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>>521897899
>The image is a well-known fake, digitally manipulated to show prominent tech CEOs like Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, and Tim Cook in an unlikely, casual setting.

>The image is a fabrication; the individuals were not actually together in this room.
>The original image is from a 2013 photo of a man named "Delonte West Guy" in a hotel room.
>The faces of the tech executives were superimposed onto the original people's bodies using digital editing software.
Since you used bullshit to make it I'll use AI slop to deboooonk it.
Fag
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>>521897899
do i get a [REDACTED] to take with me?
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>>521897899
If I'm allowed to skin them alive and then rape only then I wouldn't take the money
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>>521897899
It'd be worth $1M to get rid of them all.

It's about sending a message.
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>>521897899
This room but only if they don't search me for weapons first.
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>>521897899
1 million
why the fuck would I want to talk to any of them. I am not going to profit from that at all.
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>>521897899
Wtf is Elon doing smoking a big cigar in a tiny hotel room?
What a dickhead
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>>521897899
in this room. WITH AK
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>>521897899
The money and it's never a fucking question
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>>521898515
Learn how to have connections in government and among fellow kikes.
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>>521898150
also shows people's greed really.
in what world is 1 million on the hand, no questions asked, no effort expended, not a no-brainer?
kek
even with the inflation we have right now, that is still enough money to drastically change your life
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>>521898803
Not anymore, he hurt himself trying to be a tough guy.
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>>521897899
I'd pay a million dollars not to be in this room
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>>521898984
>[REDACTED]
a businesscore laptop?
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>>521898515
>You could learn so much from them in just 10 minutes.
>If you teach a man to fish you feed him for a life time.
>Smart people don't take the money
billionaires arent all that smart, Elmo is downright retarded, there is nothing really worthwhile to learn from these cretins
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I ran track against one of the founders of Facebook. He has a character in the social network.
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>>521898883
It's not like regular shit, guys.
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Ok this is AI slop has to be
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>>521897899
>So there's this new shitcoin... wait where are you guys going?
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But where's the cuck chair
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>>521897899
imagine the smell
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>>521899199
>a tiny hotel room
that's a student's room you dumb fuck.
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>>521897899
That looks like a rundown dorm room, what were they thinking
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>>521898918
Are you saying this is FAKE??
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I'll take the chance to be in that room over the money. So that I can gun down each one of these disgusting fucking leeches.
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>>521897899
I’d take the room but only if I get to sit at the door ripping massive farts until they each pay a million to be let out
Except for the Indian, he pays a million in gratitude because I reminded him of home
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>>521897899
Where's a brave ukie council grenadier when you need one?
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>>521898509
I have three rooms and beds in all three rooms.
>>521899346
Only one based vehicle in that picture, who's the Ford Bronco guy?
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>>521898078
Nothing can be learned from them. You will be way better off searching a truly self-made man, not a jewish CIA asset or corporate bootlicker.
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>>521897899
zuck seems like a cool dude
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>>521897899
The room, I'll take one for the team o7
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>>521898515
You'd probably learn nothing. They are business heads who lucked into positions of power and then have wielded it. Maybe Elon Musk's Iron Man cosplay and reddit tier relatable memes helped endear him to nerd investors but outside of that what do you expect to learn unless you're an up and coming CEO that can get their foot in the door?
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>>521899274
thinkpad t420 please
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>>521898144
what is even a loser for you ? You really seem like you yourself
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>>521898121
Gun with 2 bullets.
So I can shoot myself twice for getting involved with that bunch of retards.
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>>521897899
Imagine actually being in this room. How awkward. There's nothing to say. You could point out all the moronic things they do. Elon is a pretend gamer so you could have a pretend gamer conversation.

The rest are effectively lead addled boomers without souls. Your words wash over them like nothing matters. Impossible to have a real conversation. CEOs are the ultimate NPCs.
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You couldn't pay me $1 million to enter that room
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>>521898515
Learn that it's good to start with capital And from your parents?)
Better to actually take the capital, far better. If you want to be in a room like that you could start a geothermal lithium mine
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the chance to wipe out all that wealth is worth more than 1 million dollars.
meet them so i can show them all my collection of radioactive isotopes and deadly infectious diseases.
and thats if im being frisked. if theres no security measures then we all die horribly in a firebomb.
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Someone buy my bitcoins? Please?
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>>521897899
The chance to be in this room with an uzi
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>>521898078
You'll only be taken in as a manatee American lardass.
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>>521898243
Anime name?
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>>521897899
>2 fecaloids
>2 kikes
>1 african
>1 bug
I'd give money to avoid being in that room.
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>>521898243
16 bit sensation. an anime you will only understand if you have a creative drive
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>>521899947
Thanks anon.
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>>521897899
the fuck would i want to hang around with nerds for
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>>521897899
Don't be stupid.
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>>521897899
The negative charisma in that room almost makes Elon look cool. Almost...
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>>521897899
The chance to be in the room but with a knife.
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>>521898515
>implying they would even give you the time of day
Why do you think they would spend their time mentoring some random Aussie?
“We’re talking here anon, shut up.”
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>>521898883
“Do the needful.”
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>>521899947
It was mediocre shit and the ending was retarded.
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>>521898110
>So who took the photo?
The child
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>>521897899
Chance? It isn't even guaranteed. I'll take the million. These people are deep state stooges, nothing more. There is nothing to be gained from being in such a room.
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>>521900055
>Jensen Huang stops your heart with a one-inch punch
nothing personal kid
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>>521897899
Give me the million.
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who are these fine gentleman?
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>>521897899
Those men would kill me and to shut us up I will take the million
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>>521898150
if you are pitching stoned Elon ideas all night and can't convince him of something then you don't deserve to live
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>>521897899
I'd take the room and try to suck all of them off.
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>>521900176
spoken like a true philistine.
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>>521899633
Oh i was going to shoot the 2 jeets and take the microwave
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>>521898964
ROT IN PISS COMMIE SCUM
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>>521897899
Nobody in there worth having sex with and with how bad inflation is one million isn't even worth bending over to pick up, so neither.
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test
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>>521898515
>You could learn so much from them in just 10 minutes.
if by learning you mean you could have a chance to befriend them and land a sick 6 figure job and rise ranks quickly, then sure
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>>521898126
It really does lol I was just thinking the same thing. I've been in enough poor people rooms to know the Ai really nailed it with that finer detail.
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>>521897899
1 million please im not going to bother listen to Indian enjoyers.
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>>521897899
I hate environments like these. No place to sit, and even then its awkward and uncomfortable. Or stand there with your hands in your pockets, feeling all sweaty. Too many people in too small of a space. I hate it, IDK why everyone loves "hanging out" in stupid stuffy rooms. I hate sitting on the couch or in chairs. You're just stuck in some spot, never really comfortable, and you either have to stare upwards at the standing people or down at the sitting people. I hate it hate it hate it. Why can't we just be outside somewhere? Why does everyone want to be in some room?
Or am I just a schzio
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This girl enters the room, what do you do?
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>>521897899
Why are the in a chappy apartment?
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>>521897899
>chance to be in that room
>there's jeets in there
nah
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>>521898515
>If you teach a man to fish you feed him for a life time.
Dude this is so wise and insightful. I HAVE to use this later.
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1M$. Even if I had inside info I couldn't take advantage of it. You need money to make money
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>>521898121
Yes but only a fully loaded .38 Special

wwyd
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>>521897899
Elon is such a try hard
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>>521897899
Is this real? Looks boring as shit. I'm poor but I never have to stand in boring gay awkward rooms like that lol.
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>>521898515
There's nothing to learn retard. It has never been about what you know but who you know. If you somehow managed to befriend them then maybe they would offer you a high paying position but gl with that.
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>>521898144
Think you meant to say betas not losers
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Most of these finance bro desk monkey jobs can be taught to anyone who isn't a moron in no time. The hard part is to get hired.
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>>521898121
Ramirez, get this man his rake and the car keys.
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Jokes aside, how can you hate these guys? Most power brokers are just sadistic schemers who generate no actual value and siphon wealth from others. Have some appreciation for the visionaries
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>>521898515
Stupd niggers like you are why slightly less stupid niggers can sell you snake oil courses and bone broth enemas
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>>521898121
Holy shit I never even considered this.
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>>521898121
this
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>>521897899
They will probably just give the same advices that they give in public, you can listen to them for free on YouTube. The only reason to do it is if you are already somewhat rich and 1 million isn't that much for you and you have a business that could be interesting for you.
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>>521901146
I'm almost certain that Elon and his businesses are just a proxy for the government, same way Peter Thiel is just a glownigger in civilian clothes.
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>>521897899
see, i am a retard so all the wisdom in the world would be lost on me. 1 million buck on the other hand I can live off the interest.
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>>521897899
1 million, no question. I dont want to hang out with globohomo stooges.
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>>521897899
P.s.: why are they hanging out in a cheap room?
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>>521897899
Ive been in a room with Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg both at different times.

These guys are more corny then you dumb motherfuckers and do nothing but brag about shit they did 20 years ago.

Ill take the million and hire my friends on to do some real work like some brick work and become a construction god.
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>>521897899
I want to be in the room
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>>521898883
Saar india best country saaar
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>>521899346
Need a garbage bin on fire in the middle
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>>521900623
Take her for a walk. The others are too beta to say anything.
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>>521897899
You have a double barrel shotgun. Two shots. Wwyd
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>>521897899
rude to smoke a cigar in a bedroom, even a staged one
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>>521897899
>or the chance to be in this room
only the chance anons, not the definitive or guaranteed opportunity

having said that, I'd take the money unless I was able to take a functional bomb vest & ALLAHU AKBAR that shit.

also 1pbtid slide thread, op is a kike faggot, sauSAGEs
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>>521899346
Tough competition in this image who is the biggest fuckwit, Elon or Sam
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>>521900176
It was mediocre, but the shots they took at Western game devs were fucking gold.
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>>521897899
The reaction you have to this picture predicts very well your partisanship, specially because none of those people provoked the real estate inflation, nor pandemic mandates, price of groceries going up
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>>521902224
there
actually photoshopped it, no AI slop, unlike the pic itself
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>>521902397
yea u need a loicense for that fag
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>>521902844
Zuck is responsible for all the social disharmony that has led to the US declining as much as it has in the past 10 years. Trump never could have gotten elected without Facebook boomers everywhere having their brains rotted by propaganda on Zuck's network
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>>521898121
Based
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>>521897899
give me the coins so i can start my own business, what do i give a fuck what these megalomaniacal retards plan on doing with our planet (off course ruin it).

>but you can get rich by ruining it bro, thats based
sometimes i think everyone but me is a retarded mongo and im about to convince myself that this is the only truth.
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it fucking sucks to live with all you selfcentered petty bitchniggas on this piece of shit rock. go to hell.
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>>521902882
You have a fully loaded .38 Special. wwyd
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>>521903038
Aren't pot and prostitutes legal where you live? Why are you so uptight? Its Friday
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>>521903110
how does that change anything when i get my dick wet. stop coping.
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>>521902914
First point, while accurate, shows your partisanship. Trump's election as an outsider is only a problem for partisan shills worried about disruption on the present status-quo of government rigging. Second point ignore that since that happened, intelligence agencies picked a party and did what they could to support it and attack the other, and commandeering facebook to do it. First scenario was out of ignorance of the capability of tools available, the second you ignore is there's a clear partisanship on the same tools being used to manufacture social behaviour that were way, way, way more damaging, and only happened because some partisan spook on a black suit holding a black briefcase told him to do. He's a key testimony at best, not the perpetrator. The people you vote for are.
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>>521898247
cigarette is for migrants and kids who can't afford vape.
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>>521897899
Imagine the smell
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Only one poast btid
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>>521897899
>the chance to be in this room is 1%
>you didnt get it

OP is a faggot. 'Tis the eternal truth of 4chan.
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>>521897899
Ill take the chance to be in this room
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>>521900623
Punish her, smash her balls, rape her.
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>>521903110
brown people don't care about legal.
legality is white people problems.
hes salty because the jewish propaganda told him young white children would be sucking him off while the parents gave him their house and car, then kept working their jobs as homeless people and giving him their pay so he can get drugs to rape the kids more better.

instead its only MOST of that.
so he spreads garbage and litter and poop everywhere, like he is doing here... now.
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>>521898144
>A rich loser is still a loser
Ok then what makes anyone a loser?
Am i a poor loser or a poor winner?
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>>521903180
>Trump's election as an outsider is only a problem for partisan shills worried about disruption on the present status-quo of government rigging
imagine being this fucking retarded. Trump is the most corrupt insider president in US history. The fact that you STILL think he's an outsider after this many years of proof to the contrary, shows your brainrot is beyond help
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>>521897899
can i bring a friend
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>>521897899
the shabbos goys,
that's the name for this band
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>>521897899
In cash please.
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>>521897899
a million. What's being in that room going to get me? Are we all going to be best buds? Are they going to tell me their business secrets so I can get rich? No.
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>>521903690
>Trump is the most corrupt insider president in US history
True. Not the public perception at the time, though. That's what mattered.
>The fact that you STILL think he's an outsider
I don't, stop projecting
>imagine being this fucking retarded
Yes, you're a lefty. we're done talking
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>>521903501
being a winner at money is great.
a man who escapes the money game entirely is no loser though.
there are many ways to win at life aside from hoarding resources for status.
like being a serial killer that only goes after people that do not deserve their wealth and does such things to them, that his spectacle of fearsome acts destroys the happiness of rich scammers and pimps. they live in terror of being next, knowing the money didn't save his neighbor and won't save him.

you can become a leader of men, and hold no personal wealth or material posessions- yet with command you wield might- and a man who cannot be bribed is powerful indeed.
such a man would be envied, admired, respected, feared... all of it.

there are many other types of winners at life.
that is just an example.
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>>521900195
Exactly
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>>521898683
First thing that came to mind, yeah.
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>>521898515
stfu boomer retard
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>>521903816
you can take them hostage and sell them for more than a million.
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>>521903819
Zuckerberg has literal GOP staff working at high levels of the company. It's not partisan perception, it's fact. Meta platforms are objectively a propaganda playground for the GOP.

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/01/02/meta-is-replacing-head-of-global-affairs-ahead-of-trump-inauguration.html
https://www.euronews.com/business/2025/01/07/metas-new-board-appointments-include-trump-ally-ufc-boss-dana-white
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a single hand grenade could do so much
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>>521898121
You're alright leaf. You get raked last.
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>>521898110
I did.
I then took the money and got the hell out.
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Money pls. All of those people probably suck to hang with--a bunch of sociopaths.
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>>521903743
So who would you let live? Or would you try to beat the last person to death?
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>>521897899
>Yo Zuck. When will Ep be here with the little boys?
Flashbang the room. Zip ties and one way helicopter rides.
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>>521897899
I'd rather a million dollars. The tech industry is bloated, dying, fake and gay.
Also the CEOs of Nvidia and AMD are cousins; technically making the GPU industry a nepotistic duopoly.
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one million dolarès, obviously
>>521898078
the word you're looking for is protogé
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>>521897899
Give me an AR and I choose the room
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>>521903907
>do a whole bunch of work then go do hard prison time for kidnapping
I'll take the million.
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>>521898258
Damn imagine getting free chink pussay courtesy of the CCC-Combobreakers
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>>521897899
inb4 ukkie throwingg grenade on ukkie bureocrats
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>>521898883
Nothing because this is a AI image you blind fucking faggots kys
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>>521904093
You dont get it
Getting beaten to death with thre grip is reserved for the fag you hate the most, for me thats the openAI faggot
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>>521898534
its a jeet's, why they want jeet no go zones for meetings like that
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>>521897899
imagine the smell
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>>521898598
>what do you hope you could muh learn from them?
"Take the money next time, dumbass!" [then they all laugh at you]
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>>521904576
the jeet made them take off their shoes to prove they're asian
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All of these are either nepo babies that larp as self-made men, or a bunch of puppets for secret societies.
Most of these "businesses" they run only exist because the people with access to the money printer keep them alive for political reasons.

I can use the million dollars to attend seminaries and networking events to meet people with real experience and actually useful advice.

Literally just search for the Phoenix Seminar on Youtube, by Brian Tracy.
That seminar alone has made more millionaires than talking to any of these clowns ever will.
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>>521898033
I love the idea of this lol
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>>521897899
1 million. even if they gave you useful advice you would need their help long term which they will not offer. I also spot a jeet there which probably means you wouldn't even get a chance to ask questions because the jeet would be too busy sucking everyone else's dick and trying to get attention and validation
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>>521898110
webcam hacked by china
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>>521904245
and the spelling youre looking for is
>protégée
or
>protegee
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>be white retard
>losing at your own game of capitalism to china
>suggest that money shouldn't be necessary
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>>521897899
1 million, because they no longer have time for me after this meeting.
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>>521904956
it's a single e at the end eigentlich but i got the o wrong so thanks
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>>521897899
1mil

They not gonna gib you any moni or share any valuable secrets or suddenly get idea to hire you etc.

You are just another broke ass nobody they gonna ignore.
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>>521905095
one é at the end for males
the second e is for females (which i assumed applies)
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>>521898121
No but you can have a grenade
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>>521905136
this
these guys might have opportunities for other billionaires
but nobody ITT has anything to learn from them
these guys don't have advice that applies to brokies with $50 to their name
so take the $1m but don't be a 15-second nigger goldfish
use it wisely to change your life in slow and boring ways
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>>521897899
A dick measuring contest in a smelly room.
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>>521897899
I've though about what it'd be like to have a million dollar float in my checking account. I'd likely make impulsive purchases every day. Why aren't they all smoking cigars? I love smoking tobacco, bros. In this photo they all just concluded watching my podcast. Who am I? I'm the guy without even half-a-million to my name and I'm mostly comfortable being a poor. I'd take the room over the million. I'd want to try on all three leather jackets and check myself out in a full-length mirror to see if they fit better than my own two leather jackets. I'd playfight with scrappy Mark for sure! Also, I'd nonchalantly nuke an unopened can of soda in the microwave while telling a story to see if anyone doesn't try to stop me!
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>>521898515
>muh knowledge
If you arent competent enough to read and self educate, having info spoonfed wont help you. Taking 1mil is thee smartest choice since it gives you a few pieces on the chessboard while standing in the same room as these guys will only give you an image of the chess board. Good luck working your ass off for the first piece.
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>>521899857
Kek
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>>521899264
Thinking that's not staged lmao.
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>>521900563
I doubt they spent all night there and don't think you're a schizo for pointing-out the obvious, but I'd be fine sharing the back of a boogie van or a home-built submersible craft with my bros for a spell. In a situation like picrel, I'd probably sprawl myself out on the bed there wondering why everyone doesn't have a pint of ale or at least a coffee on the go.
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>>521897899
I'll take the 1 million. I'm not down for a fag meeting.
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>>521898515
>You could learn so much from them in just 10 minutes.
I don't want to be a psychopathic narcissist.
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>>521899857
boom, roasted
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>>521897899
The million. What insight or opportunity would they really give some outsider hanging out there?
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>>521906494
Not only that, but if you really take the time to watch interviews that these people have been in, most of the "advice" they'll give to other people is just them sniffing their own farts, bragging about how much they "work" or how smart and disciplined they are.

You'd get advice 100x better by meeting any local business owner and asking him about his story, how he did it, etc. especially if he's young and knows how to start something successful TODAY, not 30 years ago when stuff was much easier.
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>>521898646
>They don't know I have all their biometric data.
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>>521898033
for the expired gumballs to be worth a million dollars someone would have to be willing to pay you a million dollars for them. So maybe they can be sold to be processed into cattle feed or ethanol or something? This idea is hilarious
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>>521897899
in the room with a firearm
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>>521899564
>>521898078
nothing can be learned form them, most are either some fuck-ass that inherited a company someone else built like cook, pichai, and nadella.
the rest are government creations
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>>521897899
No matter what Elon does to try to look cool, he always ends up looking like a faggot douchebag. I want to knock him the fuck out every time I see his face
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>>521897899
>be in room
>threaten all of them at gunpoint to sign everything they own over to me in their wills
>kill them all and make it look like elon did it because of a weed-induced psychotic episode
>???
>profit
>also use all of this new windfall money to raise a standing army for the white separatist cause and create a breakaway nation
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>>521898121
right question
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Do you guys think that they would think I was cool if I was in the room and solved a Rubik’s cube? I bet Elon would think it’s cool but Bezos would probably incinerate me with his mind powers
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>>521897899
I'll take the money. I can get my mom a house and a car.
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>>521898443
You can't call someone who molestation his son until the point he troons out "straight".
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>>521898078
mentee is technically not a word
the word is protege.
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A million dollars.

A chance isn't 100%, and even if it is there is no guarantee of anything. No one is going to listen to you. You aren't going to learn anything groundbreaking.
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>>521898833
It's actually minty mentos
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>>521897899
The money of course. Anyone who harbors delusions about money or fame rubbing off on a tryhard desperately attempting to brush elbows with the rich and famous is an utter fool. These (((people))) didn't get rich from distributing handouts to each and every literally who they met. Besides, they're full of themselves and will bore any listeners to death trying to one-up each other with dick beating harder than the other guy. Even if they can keep that in check they'll be very careful to only make harmless small talk so as not to reveal anything that might give the competition leverage. Not exactly my idea of a pleasant or useful evening.
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>>521898110
Jeffery Epstien
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>>521898121
YWNBAW
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>>521897899
They don't even treat their engineers well ( do their mid level engineers make 7 figures? No )
why would you think being in the room would make you any more special? They are in the room with people below them all the time.
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>>521897899
Why is Musk trying to out-leather the jacket guy? It'd be like wearing a beanie in front of Tim Pol
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>>521897899
>Or the chance…
With a chainsaw???
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>>521897899
Can I be armed with a handgun or two? A vest? I'll take the room.
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>>521898078
And by "mentoring" you mean give you millions of dollars?
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>>521899282
>>521898515
>Elon talks POE2 builds his Chinese slaves made for him for 10 minutes
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>>521899449
>Except for the Indian, he pays a million in gratitude because I reminded him of home
Two, because he'll ask for seconds and more likely four because there are two poos.
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>>521897899
A single gas leak would save the world
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>>521908842
Yo, VIP, let's kick it

Ice, ice, baby

All right, stop, collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs ahold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
"Will it ever stop?" Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights, and I'll glow
To the extreme, I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance, go rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, you better gangway
You better hit bullseye, the kid don't play
If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice, ice, baby
Vanilla Ice, ice, baby

Now that the party is jumpin'
With the bass kicked in and the Vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point, no fakin'
Cookin' MCs like a pound of bacon
Burnin' 'em if you ain't quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll, it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With the ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby, wavin' just to say hi
"Did you stop?" No, I just drove by
Kept on pursuin' to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm headin' to the next block
The block was dead, yo, so I continued to
A1A Beachfront Avenue
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a 9
Ready for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're full of eight ball
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my 9, all I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper, the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene, you know what I mean?
They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
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>>521897899
Give me 10k and I'll take it

I have nothing to talk about with those guys
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>>521908842

Ice, ice, baby
Vanilla Ice, ice, baby

Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
These are rhymes you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed, this is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step
With this, Shay plays on the fade
Slice like a ninja, cut like a razor blade
So fast, other DJs say, "Damn!"
If rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it

Ice, ice, baby
Vanilla Ice, ice, baby

Yo, man, let's get out of here
Word to your mother
Ice, ice, baby (Too cold)
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>>521898317
That's AI, anon. Jesus
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>>521900330
>give your ideas to the rich people, goy, don’t be scared
Ideas are worthless, unless you are a Jew

I’m not Jewish, so I’ll take one million without spending a single word, and work my ass for my ideas using that one million
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>>521898078
Learn what? Exploit people?
Because being a billionaire is exactly just about that. Just see how Elon sperg about H1B.
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>>521898515
This nigga really fell for the "billionaires are just thousands of times smarter and harder working than you" blue pill
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>>521898121
Dangerously based.
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>>521897899
Money please. Invested, that would make a nice supplemental income
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>>521897899
Why would I want to be in a room with a bunch of jews/pedophiles?
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>>521909226
oh for the love of christ
jesus christ, mary mother and joseph
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>>521900195
That is why they are on the bed
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>>521898515
>>521909340
yeah, its sad how a nigger gets fooled into worshipping "people" that are installed to look the part.
this system is jewish and it is antifragile
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>>521899264

i've seen him sparring so this is a surprise
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>>521897899
One million and use the money to order a missile strike right through the window
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>>521898883
"a driveway is a street! what do you mean i can't shit in it?"
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>>521899264
>I have a vagina now
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>>521898781
Weird
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>>521897899
$10,000,000 AND they all fuck you (at the same time, 1 load each only), or the chance to be in that room
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>>521897899
Probably the gayest photo I’ve ever seen.
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>>521897899
$1 Million, thank you. I could buy sex.
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>>521898833
I like the song that plays during the mentoss commercials back in the 90s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4y7RUQDBvw
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A million dollars or the chance to kill more capital than the average nations gdp?

Id leverage my ass and short them all before i kill everyone but one, ensuring i cant be convicted since no jury can prove beyond reasonable doubt it wasnt the other guy
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>>521899531
bet you its zuckerberg lol
>i am just like you, semi-rural american male. i drive a four wheel drive classic ford truck. now give me your personal information and biometric data
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>>521899346
@grok is it?
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>>521898110
ai
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Given the enormous amount of wealth in that room, I’m sure I could secure and investment of more than $1,000,000 if I was there.
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>>521897899
man ai quality is getting so good
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>>521897899
$1m. Next question
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>>521898110
alex jones hidden in the closet to spy on the elite gathering.
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>>521910504
A smart nigger? How is it possible?
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>>521898078
"just fuck people over"
that's it?
"that's it, and have really good soft skills"
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>>521910504
>BLM flag poster
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>>521898121
Jej
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>>521898121
Loaded S&W 6-shooter now equipped, no reloads.
Which is blessed by the grace of the situation?
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Indian people are smarter than white people

Sundar Pichai and Satya Nadella make more money than the average white American. Hahaha
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>>521897899
>So this is pretty cool huh.
>Yeah
>I'm spending on ai.
>Yeah me too.
>So am I.
>...
>...
>So yeah....
>Wanna watch netflix?
>Yeah.
*slow claps* Brilliant conversation I'm sure, well worth giving up a million dollars.
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>>521897899
can I bring a suicide vest?
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>>521898883
>it's not shit, it's called dung, is used as fertilizer and has many health benefits
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>>521897899
>IN THIS ROOM
Armed?
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>>521913625
You shoot them starting from the youngest/fittest first and then use the gun as a club for the last one.
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>>521897899
> so are we taking one uber or two
> are the girls coming? they said they had left already like two hours ago
> fuck, is there a cover charge? idk might just play cod tonight so i can study tomorrow
> bro don't be a BITCH come out with us
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>>521897899
I'd take 50 bucks for a chance to not be in that room
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>>521897899
Dinner with Jay Z
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>>521898121
Great minds
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>>521898121
leafanon, asking the important questions.
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>>521915590
Zuck is probably the easiest to club. He has that retarded baby seal look about him.
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>>521913885
If that was true, they wouldn't have to hijack succesful white-built companies
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>>521913885
This overrepresentation is not proof of competence, but simple nepotism. One shrewd Indian outlier might climb the corporate ladder (assisted of course by Jewish diversity quotas) and once in power, start hiring fellow Indians exclusively.
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>>521913885
Sometimes they just straight up fire Americans and hire Indians from abroad directly. All this capital in the company that white competence built is just a treasure for them, they're simply treasure hunters who think frauding and scamming are clever business practices. The Indian believes that being able to con or trick somebody means you're smarter (and better) than them, the result of thousands of years of caste system
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>>521897899
Hair transplant can really change the man, huh?
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>>521916571
But on the other hand...
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>>521897899
I'd love to drop a grenade into that room
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>>521897899
$1m.
Then I gas them.
Skin them.
And wear their skin suits.
Join congress.
Work for 40 years.
Get rich of stock market that I control.
Retire.
Get a nice cabana boy like Matt Gaetz has to take care of me.



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