POO IN THE KABOOOOOM!!!https://x.com/globallypop/status/1991815622825771044
HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
>>521901625No way that it's real.
>>521901625India is world power saaars
How does Pakistan keep doing it jeet sisters ?!?!
>>521901625Tejas is another spelling of Texas.
>>521901625>jeets getting to tech and fucking upThis specific phenomena needs a name
>>521901625why are poopjeet pilots so shit
>>521901625>From the the country that produces "sinking 5b sub because some poo forgot to close the hatch after taking a shit", I present to you
>>521901625And we're drafting them in to train our pilots because the RAF has forgotten how to fly
>>521901625The stream of poo from the cockpit affected the flight controls.
>>521901625they are just showing off their special bharaat kamikaze move saar
>>521901895Just scream Banzai, people will assume you know what you're doing.
>>521901625BHARAT!
>>521901976>tfw when you believe in Reincarnation and know your enemy doesn't.
>>521901625The new Poo-gachev manouvre
>>521902053dis game has respawns rye saar?bery gud.
>>521901625JEETS ARE SOOOOOO INCOMPETENT
VIDEOhttps://twitter.com/abdolah_abdi/status/1991818756566454456
>>521901850>sinking 5b sub because some poo forgot to close the hatchThat just sounds like engineers trying to blame the operators. Fucking cars beep at you when you try to drive without a seatbelt or an open door and they never thought to implement a warning system as simple as that in a submarine?
>>521901625BASED BASED BASED BASED
Whoop whoop dats the sound of the poo-rain.
>>521902451Maybe pajeets also can’t hear the ceiling bird.
>>521902451>why does the submarine bird chirp?Alarms only work for sentient creatures.
>>521901625
why are jeets so stupid and useless and bad at everything and ugly
>>521902451It was flooded in a drydock, they didn't submerge it. So someone left a hatch open before filling the drydock.
>>521902586WOOP WOOPSHIT. UP.WOOP WOOPSHIT. UP.>FUCK YOUR MOTHER YOU BLOODY BENCHO-
Extra crispy garlic naan.
>>521902586did he died?
>>521902586I don't see a chute going down or a shit going up so...
>>521902586imagine the smell
>>521901625Jeet Fighter pilot.
>>521902586That pilot got reincarnated as dalit now for making India looks bad very bad karma
[Fantastic news]
>>521903037All jeets are dalits
>>521902688Holy shit lol. It still sounds sus.. like the contractors that built it knew that it wouldn't perform so they sabotaged it to still get their payout. Or maybe I'm thinking too far into it. >don't ascribe to malice what can be put down to incompetence.. or something like that
>>521901625Poos cant stop losing
blaming pakis somehow makes the thing less humiliating in the mind of the jeet
>>521901625SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRSSSSS?
>>521903234Have you not interacted with Indians? It’s completely believable.
>>521901811Nepotism.It's the "son of" who get prestigious position, not the actual able minded.All of India is an extreme example of that. And the caste system make it worse.
>>521902612The ranjeet mates primarily through rape and the survival of jeelets depends mostly on their resistance to their surrounding filth. They are more akin to rodents than humans, their intellectual capacity is never in any way part of the selection.
What were his last words?
Few days ago
Good job Elon. Not surprised
Its crazy that human intelligence and ingenuity peaked during and just after WW2WW3 would just be a comedy show of malfunctioning bombers and tanks
>>521901625Wasn't this last week or is it a new one?
>>521903234>knew that it wouldn't perform so they sabotaged it to still get their payout.It was already 9 years old when it happened. It's 'new' in the relative sense. It was just total incompetence and a very suspicious design fault as it's based on the Soviet designs which featured double hulls, so an external hatch wouldn't in theory allow the interior to be flooded. But equally they were working on it so possibly had to bypass the hulls. And just be too incompetent to check before flooding it.
>>521903415that is no problem saaar, plane is fine, its no problem saar, now go do that acrobatic thing to impress the saudis
>>521902586He couldn't have blacked out surely. Seems like a skill issue, tried to pull up and recover instead of ejecting.
>>521901625Elite human capital sar
>>521902586Demostrating a bombing run with napoolm.
>>521903415Even their jet fighters are shitting in the streets.
>>521903037india is where everyone with shit karma goes in the first place.
>>521902586Are they trying to imitate Poland?They did it better, so what's even the point.
>>521903735Kek>insert pepe wiping away laugh tears
Remember how much incompetence and corruption was revealed in the Russian military when the Ukraine war kicked offNiw imagine the fucking cartoonish display we'd see if India and Pakistan actually tried to fight each other
>>521901625Pilot survived because jeets don't need ejection seats, they have the unlimited power of explosive diarrhea to jump at any moment.
>>521903415>environmental disaster
>>521904161best in the world
Turns out poop propulsion is not a future tech. By chance the pilot had bowel issues during the flight as well.
>>521901625Amazing engineering, I think you ameribros we should all import 10 millon more of them.
>>521901625nice
>>521901625Deport all H1-B's!
This was a pic taken the day before.
>jeet nepohire crashes planeBoeing executives see that and are like SAAAR WE MUST HIRE MOOR BLOODY BITCHES FROM INDIA THEY ARE TOP HUMAN TALENT SAAAR
Why do the jeets put the Ivory Coast flag on their planes' tails?
>>521906583The plane did the needful
Oh shit (literally)
>>521906583...but is it at the designated leaking spot ?
>>521901625they don't have ejection seats because they cut a hole on the floor of cockpit to shit and piss out of
>>521902586he didnt fly so good
>>521901625The first they did was try to blame a pakistani and say that he pointed a laser at the cockpit. 1.500.000.000 50 IQ retarded niggers.
Looks like there’s smoke from the rear engine area.
There was literally an oil leak on the Tejas a few days ago. And Indian media was like SAAR THIS IS FAKE PAKI SLANDER THAT WANTS TO DEFAME BHARAT FOR BEING BOLD!!!Well now one guy is fucking dead. Is that also Paki slander too?
>>521901625>What it feels like to REDEEM 5 Gum.
>>521901625I BET THE PAKIS DID THIS
First they take arguably the best Gen 4.5 fighter in the rafale and get utterly dominated by temu AA missiles, now their pilots are trying to make emergency bathroom breaks and fly too close to the street gutter. Hmm I think we should import 2 billion more
>>521902586lol there was a pic from this airshow before the crash - A Tejas had sprung a fluid leak while on display on the tarmac and the poos just set some shopping bags underneath the leak to catch the oil
>>521907885Imagine the smell
>>521901811Dalit delete. Us brahmin will continues to take over your countries.
>>521901895Jesus, Im sure you'll be better trained by dcs autists.
>>521908884Youre all dalit.Think anyone in sweden see you as anything other then a stinking indian?Youre all the same to us
>>521909165You think I clean salmon factory? No bro, I senior engineer at Equinor, make 1.8 million NOK while you still eat Grandiosa pizza in mamma basement and cry about innvandring.
>>521906583Fitting
>>521901625Redeemed.
>>521901625Good news for the French.
>>521909646KILL YOURSELF FECES
>No ejection>Just straight bellyslam into a fireball>"OMG IS THE PILOT OK?"Bet you can smell roast feces all over Dubai.
jeet propulsion is hard job
>>521909936Indian don't need ejection seat sar
>>521902586Was his head bobbing all the way?
>>521902586
another clip
>>521901625Landing is the hard part
>>521901625China STRONG
Why are you obsessed about India, are you saying that a plane from the white country never crashed?
>>521911388Same vibe
>>521910409What was his plan? I first thought that was a looping that he started too low, but this makes little sense? Saars?
>>521902586SAMIR YOU'RE BREAKING THE PLANE!!
>>521903234>Surely, jeets can't make such a mistakeAnon... I...
>>521902586Other angle is better.
>>521901625holy fuck how do you even survive that
>>521912357That's the thing, you don't.
>>521901625Is the explosion that big from all the methane?
>>521909936You can find much same videos from america, russia and other countrys
>>521912742>america, russia and other countrysAmerica, Russia and other countries usually manage to install an ejection system that works.
>>521912791Well, in the case of Russia, it works when it wants to work.
>>521912357He didn't.
>>521901625> info on the pilotEverything's fine, he walked it off.
>>521901625THIS PAKI PLANE THIS PAKI PILOT THIS PAKI TWITTER THIS PAKI LIE THIS PAKI AI I PROMISES TO GOD THEM PAKI
>>521901625Pray for him.
>>521902586>WHY IS THE COCKPIT MAKING THOSE NOI-ACK!
>>521912336What the fuck was that lmao?
>>521913807>prayHe's with his 6 armed elephant furry god now.
>>521903415kek India is an environmental disaster
>>521913932He tried to go into a loop, realized he was way too low, tried to readjust and just cratered.Clearly not a plane with great manueverability.
>>521903234with non-Whites (i.e. Slavs, kikes, poos, chinks, gooks, slopes, niggers) always expect the scam. it's like Dalit's Razor.
>>521901625I was trying to find the cause of the crash and after some digging I found a commenter on Indian YouTube who says he works at that airport and that he warned the pilot about it but he tried to fly the plane anyway even though they had yet to fill the loo with the poo. Being in a rush and not doing things properly causes so many accidents.
>>521903305dalits blaming pakis for everything is like niggers blaming whytepeeprow for everything. it's all so fucking tiresome.
>>521902586DO NOT REEDEEM SAAAR
>>521903305>NO SAAR WAS PAKI SAAR!Kek
>>521902586*flushing noises*
>>521912336What happened here? Jet's fault or jeet's fault?
>>521902586WOOP WOOPTERRAIN>Bloody Bench.. Shut bitch bloody you...WOOP WOOPTERRAIN>Do not. DO NOT BITCH BLOODY! YOU! SHUT DUP-WOOP WOOPTERRAIN>BLOODY BENCHOID DO NOT REDEE-
>>521914796>Jet's fault or jeet's fault?Yes.
>>521914796The jeet made the jet fail. >>521906583>>521903415
>>521903305photoshopped.
>>521914796>>521914853We don't know it yet.
>>521903415>Fucking shopping bags instead of fixing itDalit shitheads.
>>521915122We do though. Useless poo demons made an aircraft that doesn't work because poo demons are fucking retarded.
>>521915122>don't knowYou made a shit plane and your delusional pilot wanted to demonstrate it beyond its capabilities.
>>521915357>>521915467It's very difficult to build something as complicated as a fighter jet. I hope things get better for us.
>>521901625> THIS IS RACISM AGAINST HINDUS SAAAR
>>521901625Imagine the smell
>>521903415Designated oil leak tarmac
>>521901729Would
>>521914796Looks like pilot error to me. You can sort of see they second-guess which way to roll out of the negative G turn manoeuvre, and pick the wrong way.Ultimately they're too slow and too low. Rather than roll-out so the plane faces upwards and the wing creates lift, they roll out inverting the plane into a state where it will naturally lose lift unless the pilot counters it by keeping the nose up towards the sky. But as we see, the nose drops down during the roll, indicating a stall, and the plane starts losing altitude with insufficient height to recover.
>>521901625you assume that it was an accident.it is called the polish maneuver
The Pakistani-Chinese JF-17 Thunder announced another export customer while India's Tejas burned in a crater behind it
No but seriously what the fuck was Samir thinking?
>>521917252Didn't they crash this way twice already? You'd think they'd stop after the first time lmao
>>521901625>awaiting info on pilotSource tells me he is stable
https://bharatchan.com/images/uploads/b/1763722874341_1052.mp4
>>521917557Praise vishnu
Aw come on, where all the jeets gloating how they're gonna take over the world? Come on Ranjesh, where's your hubris?
>>521912336Did they forget to practice landing?
>>521906799i can't believe i just got that reference without looking it up.+1 to you, good saar.
>>521901625SUPERPOWER 2050, no I mean 2100 SAAARRRS
>>521901625How unfortunate.
>>521901625same thing happened to my relatives husbandit is murder no way that shit is an accident
>>521902586amazing india technology
>>521901625stop hating us timmy, you're only making yourself feel worse and fueling our hate for you. I know you hate us because we're replacing you and you can't do anything about it. But its not our fault. Why do you keep coping and being hateful toward us?
>>521903415Really?! I thought it was AI. lmao
This thread filled with morons and losers from countries that don't even make planes. Meanwhile India is making 5th gensBTW here's a US plane
And they mock India
>>521901729>"diverse talent" is incorporating those without talent
>>521912023>those bloody benchods making fun of high tech indian plane shitting on the tarmac>i'll show them secret indian superpower 2030 flying technique used against pakistan>crashesWhat do you think the jeet was thinking?
was it this same je(e)t?
>>521902451>they never thought to implement a warning system as simple as that in a submarine?You're talking about the people that remain on the traintracks when they spot a train on the horizon, heading their way. I think they all secretly want to die and reincarnate as a non indian
>>521901625it was paki benchods saar
>>521918833Here is them testing a new plane. Meanwhile the jeet is now a shit smear on the ground at an air show.
>>521902789Lmao.
>>521918952>>521901625HAHAHAHA IT'S THE SAME JE(e)T!!!HAHAHAHAHAjeets are doomed the second white cuckold traitors stop coddling them
>>521903735LOOOOOL
>memeflaggotGo buy a vpn already
>>521918952to be fair, SR1 leak fuel on the ground because they're designed to get squished in super sonic flightgiven the improptu accommodation I don't suppose that has anything to do with what is going on here
>>521918833Notice the non existing fireball and the working ejection seat.
>>521902586>The AVGN still can't land the plane after all these years
>>521902258Pure pilot error lol
The pilot AFAIK was of Bangladeshi background because of a diversity program.
