>$1,000,000 or hang out with these guys for 100 minutesChoose wisely anon
nonThe winner of GenX is Peter Thiel, though the misluck of being 40 years too late
>>521936866I’d be on the table getting gang banged
>>521936866unless anyone is going senile enough to convince you're their long lost family member there is no point to hang out with them
>>521937116why
>>521936866Is that jeff bozos in the front?
>>521937186he gay
elon cannot help but try to look like the 'cool one' can he?>If i smoke a giant cigar I'll look cool>if I we a leather jacket i'll look cool>if i get hair implants I'll look coolSpaceX is fake. earth is flat. it's a scam. his entire career is scamming, are we sure he's south african and not indian?
>>521936866Why are they sitting around a shitty apartment like someone's older brother invited the higher schoolers over to drink. Why is Elon smoking a cigar smoking a cigar inside. Why is this so gay
>>521937253left baldie nutellaright baldie bozo
>>521936866And I can do whatever I want for those 100 minutes?
$, no comment
>>521936866I'm an autistic loser so easy 1 milly. Those "people" would probably sacrifice me to moloch anyway.
>>521936866I don't have the resources to make use of anything they could say to me other than perhaps their bank account PINs.
>>521937264its an ai generated image retard
>>521936866I'll take the money since i cant talk to people anyway so no change i'd spin it to anything.
>>521936866
>>521936866$1 millI want a better house
>>521936866I would give 1,000,000 dollars to hang out with a bunch of guys in a house like that period. I miss what life used to be before everyone became so fake and gay.
>>521936866I am certain those 100 minutes would involve me strapped to a table a hot metal pipe and their wrinkled hard cocks covered with grey hairs, so I'll just take the money.
>>521937372He's a flat earther, he can't tell fake shit from reality
>>521936866Are we locked in together and are we armed?
>>521936866>Smoking a cigar in a tiny room with 6 other people>No ashtray in sight>Over a carpetElon is such a god damn twat
>>521936866I'll take the $1m, I don't want anything to do with globohomo shills
>>521936866Money. So I can make more money to develoo and build a SSTO. I got a plan and a vission plus a idea. Just need the capital and time.
>>521936866You just know, deep down, these guys would give everything to become 20-40 years younger and be in that room again. No money ,hungry and with infinite ambition.
>not "for a CHANGE"pfff, I'd suck all the hobo dick in the world for the CHANCE for them to tell me hello,learn2hasle
>>521936866I would gladly give up $1 million if I could bring a grenade and just drop it in the room quietly, then leaveNo need for 100 minutes1 minute is enough
>>521937555Like Bane said to Batman. >Victory has defeated you!Im not some low IQ capeshit NPC retard. Thats one of the few good lines in the entire genre.Victory strips you of all dreams. What do you do, when you reach the very top and there is nothing else anymore? But you still want to move forward...
>>521936866Question: do I have my gun on me?
Why do you think we can’t have cool industrialists anymore like Andrew Carnegie or Cornelius Vanderbilt? It’s not like there isn’t work to be done. There’s plenty of industry to be resurrected and high tech industry to be innovated. Guys like Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos should be like 21st century Henry Fords and Cornelius Vanderbilts but instead they’re just giant psychopathic faggots.
>>521936866I'll take million lol
>>521937116Straightest Jew
>>521936866With those guys you can lose all your money so I take than one million and run.
>>521936866who was taking the picture
>>521937273Maybe because it’s AI you simplistic nigger homo
>>521936866Pretty pathetic when Elon is the coolest one in the room.Why does anyone think these dorks should control our future?
>>521937759>What do you do, when you reach the very top and there is nothing else anymore?drugs
>>5219368661 million, and then order drone strike on that house
>>5219368661 million because they are all Epstein puppets.
>50%+ of replies perceive the image as possibly real>most are not bots>>521937499I might still have too much of a high opinion of my fellow Great Apes
>>521938263oh, after I short all of their companies with the million
>>521938011Epstein
>>521936866Do I get to bring my shotgun?
>>521936866You’d have to pay me to hang out with these faggots
Nano Banana 2 is fucking wild.I was legitimately fooled until>>521937273highlighted the inherent idiosyncrasy of the image and it clicked.
>>521938254B A S E D
>>521936866It would only take a few seconds to kill most of them.
>>521936866>no epsteinThis room is boring
>>521936866Keep the cash. I am going to kill 7 demons with a microwave. Smash them on the head with it..
>>521936866>Hang out for 100 minutesI'm pretty affable and people tend to like me when we talk, so at least one of them l would end up networking me into a real spot with upward mobility. That's cash money, productive role, more networking, all that thing. Pals help out more than family, I know first hand, a chance to show so initiative and usefulness could be worth more than the 1 mil in under a year.Never mind that it must be cool being friends with some of them... Except Zuck... he eats live people.
>>521936866All of them? In the same room? Can I keep on my jacket without a pat down?
>>521938011Amber Heard.She was dropping a deuce on the bed.
>>521936866I would only need 1 minute to find the spot that detonation would be fatal for all in the room.
>>521936866>burning that room with fire with all of them in itPriceless.
>>521937264His whole fucking personality is contrived larping. It's like if you gave an extreme shy nerd autist confidence and money, Elon is what you get. Cringe arrogance.
You can keep the million I already have a few and I only need 2 minutes with them The size of the room and number of exits is perfect
>>521938292>my fellow Great ApesIronically it's probably a with similar to the notorious invisible gorilla.We see the billionaires.We focus on the billionaires.We don't think there's anything implausible about a group of billionaires being in one arbitrary place for some arbitrary reason. We don't pay much attention to what hat place is so long as it superficially seems plausible and isn't obviously impossible like playing poker on the moon or sitting on a cloudbank in heaven holding harps.
>>521936866I'll take the money, there is a pajeet in that room, you couldn't pay me to sit in a room with a pajeet for 100 minutes. The 1M dollars is a steal in this scenario
>>521938254the Russian psyche is switched on
>>521938254came for this
>>521938770He doesn’t have confidence though because he knows deep down that he isn’t cool. Most billionaires aren’t. Charisma isn’t something you can buy. If he didn’t try to be cool, dressed like a weird emo nerd, and spent his time doing shit that people liked like high speed rail or some wildlife protection, people would like him way more. Elon is a failed autist because he hates trains.
>>521936866the money.
>>521936866all that money and you still end up in a cold room with other dudes on a friday night
>>521936866Hangout for Minecraft reasons. My sacrifice will make me a legend and start the revolution
jeets spamming this picture on multiple threads on multiple boardswhyAI is like showing a monkey a magic trick to them, they cant help but be amazed
>>521939381act a fool, think like a brilliant
>>521937759What any smart person does, you think and dream bigger, you get more efficient, take more abstract approaches to things, get experimental, throw money at unique projects. But these guys are part of the control matrix. When you're at that level, you can't "rock the boat" and shake up things. You can only further the entrenched monopolies and work within their confines. It's fucked.
Depends. Do I get a gun or at least a knife? I mean, I'm fit, but I don't think I'm fit enough to kill Musk, Bezos and Zuckerberg with my bare hands all at once. If not than my choice is the money - with that amount of money I'm sure I'd be able to hire an expert to get rid of at least a one of them.PS: Where's Gates, Thiel and Karp?
>pick the meeting >they spend the whole time laughing at you and calling you a dumb faggot and a fucking moron for not taking the money.>Elon posts your face on X with the hashtag #worldsdumbestman
>>521936866Can I just have 2 minutes to take a giant shit on the coffee table and leave? Pretty sure the gofundme would net a few mil by itself
>>521937264Retard lol
>>521939552>but I don't think I'm fit enough to kill Musk, Bezos and Zuckerberg with my bare hands all at onceThey are way smaller than they look like, plus there a jeet and a chink there who won't do shit.
>>521936866$1,000,000 no question at all.
>>521936866Unbearably cringe.
>>521938254CAN I SAY SOMETHING???
>>521937253No it's the math sorcerer.
>>521936866>I'm smoking a cigar because that's what manly men doHe's such a faggot.
>>521936866I'd skip this for a fiddy
>>521936866honestly I don't have a million but I'll give up all I have on my bank account
>>521941347Absolutely
>>521936866Sundar Pichai and Satya Nadella are proof that Indian people are smarter than white peopleIndians are tech CEOs while caucasians are low-skill serfs
>>521936866>$1,000,000 or hang out with these guys for 100 minutes>Choose wisely anonHang outALLAHU AKBAR!
>>521941772Why can't they figure out toilets then?
New rat bird page
What could hanging out with these guys for 100 minutes possibly offer you? You think they're going to give you a bunch of life advice, or a job or something? lolThe $1M would change your life invariably.
>>521936866Thats a shitty ass room wtf lol
>>521936866I would chose to hang out just to beat them all to death
>>521942036At first they would be pitching their stocks to you, then they would lose interest when the find out you have like $1500 bucks to your name, THEN your pants come down and the one man bukkake challenge starts.
>>521936866Easiest money of my life.
>>521936866>$1,000,000 or hang out with this room full of egomaniac narcissists with small, deform penises for one hour. Uhhhh, aren't all their employees paid to be tolerate being around them? I've never heard good things about Elon, Bezos or Zuck for instance. I fail to see the dilemma. Have the people are poo's and they smell terrible and lie constantly. $1,000,000 please.
>>521936866how many whites in this picture?
>>521936866>get drunk and pass out for 120 minutes>everyone has left
>>521936866$1,000,000 and I'll use it to pay a hacker to shut down 4chan for good.
>>521936866>Chad Elon vs Virgin Zuckerburg
>>521941840Toilets are irrelevantIndians are outperforming caucasians in many different fields, including technology. Hence, there's a bunch of Indian tech CEOs such as the ones in OP's picture
>>521942446Satya Nadella and Sundar Pichai are the real chads in OP's pictureIndians are way more intelligent than whites
>>521942493Can you show me what tech breakthrough have come from india?
>>521942825The pentium chip was co-invented by Indian Vinod Dham.
>>521938254
>>521936866I'd hang out with them for 100minutes, I cannot recommend that they hang out with poltards though, kek more than 90% are planning to blast them.I can finally talk about some tech related stuff with actual experts. It would be refreshing.Only people who want to hang out with me for tech related stuff are Muslims and they all want to kill me because they are murderous by nature.
>>521936866Take the money, you are not getting shit out of them otherwise. No startup money, no pearls of wisdom, they are just going to treat you like shit for 100 minutes. There's no elevator pitch you could give any of them they have not heard 100 times before.
>>521942825Fiber optics were also invented by Narinder Singh Kapany
>>521943096>pentium chip>then the Vice President of the Microprocessor Product Group and General Manager of Microprocessor Division 5/7 had the concept using this RISC technology into the existing x86 architectureSaar, we invented it by taking Product A, and Product B, and combining their advantages.Actually a bunch of white guys made it, I just told them to do itThey also made the previous chips tookek
>>521943350SAAAAAAR WE'RE REDEEMING THE PHOTONS SHIVA BE PRAISED
>>521937372That kinda surprised me. Not becuase it looked remotely real but becuase it looks so fake at first glance I thought it was just an old fashioned shoop and they had been cut and pasted from other images.
>>521943350>Narinder Singh KapanyLol no>Daniel Colladon and Jacques Babinet first demonstrated the guiding of light by refraction, the principle that makes fiber optics possible, in Paris in the early 1840s
>>521936866I don't hang with fagsMoney please
>>521936866clearly fake. americans dont take off their shoes inside
>>521941772Indians are a race of slaves.
>>521942825Jagadish Chandra Bose invented the first radio wave receiver and demonstrated microwave transmission in 1895, before Marconi.
>>521943350Lol. Okay, now I know you're just trolling. Good lad. Excellent bait.
>>521936866Always felt like jeff and zuck were rivals and hate each other. Also these are all probably the workers while the real billionares and the guys who can get people killed or rape anyone and not get in trouble ae doing all the work. Elon doesn't own most of tesla not sure how it is for the others. Rockafeller was known as the richest man but he owned very little of his own company
>>521943628I'm not trollingI was legitimately stating notable Indian inventions throughout history to answer >>521942825
The room, then just read hentai by myself. It would be a very stupid thing to do, refusing a million, but nobody is going to give you that much money with no strings attached so I might as well make a statement
>>521936866No, I don't want to wait that table, I take the $10m, thank you.
>>521936866Hang out with kike slaves? Lmaoooooooooooo
>>521943550Whites are a race of servantsAlso, Indian people are way smarter than white people
>>521936866Hang out with them. No questions. The amount of knowledge I can get from them will make me way more than a million.
>>521936866Idk why you followers constantly make threads and posts like this. I don't care about these men. I don't care about their accomplishments or accolades. They mean nothing to me and my own life. Money means something to me so the simple answer is I'll take the money. There's nothing any one of them could do or say that would benefit my way of life other than wasting the time you've allotted in your hypothetical. It's good to be reminded that, even here, most people are sheep.
>>521936866They are Satan I would rather not hang out with them.
>>5219368661,000,000, thanks
Satya Nadella and Sundar Pichai are in OP's pictureWhite people are being outsmarted by Indian tech CEOs
>>521936866I think I'd choose to hang out with Zuckerberg.He's probably the only one in this photo who is more socially awkward than me.
>>521937759You shoot for the stars dumbass. None of them have even left the planet yet.
>>521937116Based i was about to say id be sucking them off
>>521936866I wouldn't want to ever be in a room with any of these freaks. The better question would be would you rather lose $100 or spend 100 minutes in a room with them, in which case I'd probably just lose the $100
>>521936866I'll take the money, then rip ass in the room before leaving.
>>521936866I would beat them to death with each otherwhen confronted by civil society I would present the Muskskull, signal of my supremacy over Allman
>>521936866Networking opportunities and first hand experience from these premiere billionaires is worth way more than 10 lakh dollars
>>521936866literally trillions of dollars in that room among those 7 people. larry ellison should be added too
>>521936866I'd choose the 100 minutes. I'd only need a few though to save humanity and become a legend.
>>521936866>Either answer gets you raped in the pooperNah. I know this trick, kike.
>>521937860came here to post this
>>521936866no brainer, you could not pay me to spend ten minutes in that sausage fest
>>521941520so right lol>>521943171>>521942764indian people aren'tthat bad there women are also hot
>>521936866$1MMI dont want anything to do with any of these guys. Give me $1MM so I can fuck off for year and smoke weed everyday and not work
>>521937273AI is going to keep getting better and people like you will stay stupid and get duped even harder
I'd hang out with them if I could wear a suicide vest
>>521937178Shut up kike
>>521936866Each of them gets one room like that at the minimum security penitentiary
>>521936866I pick letting you play retard as much as you want since you are going to pay me every penny you owe me.
Give me a million or a thousand or even just five hundred..I need to make rent this month!
>>521936866Am I allowed to bring outside items? if not ill just take 1 millie
To make this decision hard you would have to offer to pay me a million dollars to listen to them for 100 minutes.
>>5219368661pbtid opinion and engagement farming thread.
>>521936866i take the money, take the time to call each one of them a lying conning faggot, fart an entire days' worth of rancid gas out my ass then i lock the door from the outside.
>>521937116surprised no one said it but you already are
>>521936866You'd have to pay me $1,000,000 to hang out in a room with these gross normie mongoloids & pieces of sh#t.
>>521936866Can I bring a gun?
>>521950512maybe the Nvidia guy although I think that's someone in a mask that stole his identity and his works.
>>521950656ZUCK would heem your ass
>>521936866I've been in a room with Jensen at Stanford way before he was rich enough to stand with these other dudes. All I remember was he was about to give a talk on the new Titan RTX, very early days of AI shit when tensor cores were still a new thing. Probably around 2016.
>>521936866kek why are they in a college dorm as Elon hot boxes a cigar?
>>521950976He doesn't seem like a douchebag. Was he?
>>5219368661 millionwhile that is an interesting crowd i don't really have anything to offer them. i have no business idea to pitch and even if i did chances are they can do better than partner with me for that. i don't bring enough to the table to get anything from the table. it would be 100 minutes of me asking zuck about smartglasses, talking to elon about the culture series and utopia and starship, bezos about orbital industry and o'neil cylinders. would be a fun conversation for me but aside from any philosophical takes i might have they'd probably get little of value out of me so they'd just be awkwardly indulging me for 100 minutes. and i could really use that million dollars so i gotta take the money.
>>521936866Hang out with these guys and you can become a billionaire
>>521936866I'll bring a frag grenade for funsies
>>521936866anyways why are all these billionaires crammed into some poorfags bachelor apartment with the bed in the living room, this has to be ai, perfect pic for the thread though
*Teabags OP*
>>521951115Reminds me of that webm in Ukraine of some old guy walking into a town hall meeting and throwing a grenade in the middle of the room lol... some people run, others just sit cross-legged and stare at it before it explodes lmao
>>521951028No, he was just a normal engineer background executive. This is before he was rich though.
>>521951224Unfarhtomably based
>>521937472basedi lived my early years like that, good times, i miss it
>>521936866Can I bring my gun?
>>521936866I'd take the million. I can't stand people.
>>521936866The 2 poos shouldn't be there, they are DEI hires. Gates and Brin should be the ones there instead.
>>521936866Hanging out with billionaires won't make me a billionaire. Taking a million would make me a millionaire, and I would suddenly have more in common with the billionaires that I did before, and would be more likely to hang out with them in the future.
>>5219368661M its a No brainer.Now settle down spaz
>>521938292i give most posters here the benefit of the doubt and assume they just wanted to discuss the hypothetical and saw no need to say "thats fake"
>>521936866Anybody flay any elf children lately?
>>521938770>It's like if you gave an extreme shy nerd autist confidence and money,you say that like it's a bad thing
>>521937264elon is the good copjokes on them elon is going to bs them lolwhy solely cuz its funny and will make satan mad
>>521942036they think they have value and that these men would spot their value and invest. most of them are probably just dunning-kruger effect retards or pseudointellectuals like me though and would get nothing.
>>521936866I'll take the million. Thanks.
>>521937759>What do you do, when you reach the very top and there is nothing else anymore?KEK!That is why you will NEVER get there,*(If you keep thinking like this.)There is ALWAYS room to improve somewhere.Just a reminder.Most, if not all of these guys were propped up with Obscene amounts of money, or by Intel, and usually BOTH.
>>521938676That is referred to as a "GRUMPY", anon.
>>521938688CHECKED Mein Fuhrer!
>>521936866definitely paying the million dollars no way im going into a 2nd hand cringe deathtrap with those faglords
>>521936866EVERY SINGLE GUY IN THAT ROOM WOULD TAKE THE $1,000,000 INSTEADthat's why they got to whaere they are.
>>521936866$1M fuck these elites
>>521937638Based and Dick Jones pilled.
>>521938254Correct response
>>521943171are they ok?
>>521942764thanks to these guys
>>521936866I'd rather be beaten about the body with a length of garden hose for 100 minutes than spend a minute in their company.
no thanks I have better things to do
>>521936866Are they locked in there with me?
>>521936866$1 million no question. I probably wouldn’t even be acknowledged anyway.
>>521943350They can put the fiber in the cables but not their diets
>>521938254FB- Oh, he's russian...
100 minutes? it only gives us 90 minutes to fill a bathtub with blood.
>$1,000,000,000 or hang these guysNow that would be the question.
>>521952806Can ya fly Bobbeh?
>>521937116They'll pay you way more than 1,000,000 if you do a good job, AND you get 100 unforgettable minutes with them. This anon's going places.
>>521941894>Big boy's gonna visit my stall before workAnd tell her that he got his crest ripped off by a homicidally insane bug and that he's been assigned to a literal yinglet as a bodyguard and going on a mission that's going to take him away from the city for potentially quite a long time. Don't think that meeting is going to live up to her expectations somehow.
>>521936866Million bucks ez.Buy myself a house and write a novel mindrape the next generation of zogslaves.
>>521936866I'll take the million dollarseasiest decision of my life
>>521936866I'll take the 1 million, and buy a cabin in the woods on 50 acres and fuck off from society.
>>521936866>everyone who didn't say 1million indicates a willingness to harm said individuals. Heh... hahahahaha
>>521936866>get to spend 100 minutes torturing these pedos to deathyou can't put a price on that. im in.
>>521936866>rape all 6 It occurs to me everyone else in this chat is a women
>>521937759I write a book and learn to play checkers in the cozy home i built for my family.
>>521943415The net worth of all of those people is nearly a trillion dollars, they wouldn't be standing in such a normal looking house
>>521941894Poor nigger is gonna accidentally start TKD at the hands of powerful bone monsters. BONE BOY IS PURE AND WILL END THE JEW.
>>5219544422 deadalso go figure, hes a kike from zalenskis party, and as far as i know his motive and manifesto was covered up
>>521936866Cigars are peak gay.
>>521936866This is the most fake and gay attempt of a performative photo of fake faggot rich kikenigger jews pretending to be real people I ever saw in my entire life>Musk """smoking""" a cigarHe just can't control it. He wants to be an attentionwhore
>>521937264based and true. space is gay
Id hangout with them. My pocket carry has enough rounds for each of them to get 2.
>>521936866Keep the million and I get to toss a live hand grenade into the room.
>>521950862He wouldn't.
Stfu you kissless virgin zoomers. I would spend 5 minutes ranting about niggers, beaners, and faggots until they throw me out. Think i wouldnt? Eat shit. I dont know or care how long i got left i need this
>>521936866is that Marc Andreesen on the couch?
>>521936866Give me the mil. These faggots are jewish puppets AND they look awkward as fuck. Look at the hands in pockets, no thumbs sticking out to assert power.Weak energy. Plus they'd probably try to rape me. Remember anons, if one man can hold you down then two could rape you.
>>521937178you could probably knife at least 3 of them before they get out of the room
>>521937178I agree. They have their own games and agendas. Of which the vast majority of people cannot offer them extra value (myself included).AI is beyond me.Aerospace engineering is beyond me.They're all innovators and pioneers in their own fields.But it is nice to know that I wouldn't be the only one in that room out of place since Tim Cook is there too!
>>521936866Steve Jobs' death truly was the worst thing that could happen to silicon valley style wiselook all those nerds trying to look cool(except for Zuckerberg he knows his place and hates leather kek)
>>521937862>Why do you think we can’t have cool industrialists anymore like Andrew Carnegie or Cornelius Vanderbilt?Those old timers were greedy, corrupt motherfuckers but they were by and large real men who clawed their way up from the bottom, working shit jobs during the Industrial Revolution. They had real grit and steel in them. Musk, Thiel, and the like are soft-handed faggots who got lucky investing money in dotcom startups. They love to larp as big brained engineering geniuses and philosophers, but they're just your garden variety urbanite bugmen with no more wisdom or insight than any given Reddit poster.
>>521958658That's part of why it looked more like a shoop than AI. The setting of a small apartment is so incongruous that it lended to them looking like they had just been cut out and pasted.
>>521936866Imagine the smell...
>>521964586You've changed my answer
>>521936866>what are we gonna do on the bed?
>>521936866Theres a poo there. I’ll take the million.
>>521936866dinner with Jay-Z
>>521937178youre there to kill them all and theyve done you the favor of being in the same room
>>521967833more like Gay-Z amirite
10 minutes in that room and I'm leaving a billionaire
