Is this true?
Isnt everyone a little scared of microwaves?
>>522051921I feel like in Australia everyone is very pro-microwave. Maybe bc of the intense UVs we’re not afraid of microwave radiation.
the other day i opened the microwave while it was still microwaving. am i already dead
>>522051921
did you know that if you put a lot of aluminium foil into a microwave in a form of a ball, turn it to the max and start it it will fuse into gold.it takes time and very little amount of gold is produced but still - it super cool
one day i approachd my microwave wearing my ps4 (poorfag) headphones and when i got 1m away i could hear a very interesting interference pattern.
What is an effective white person repellent?
>>522052386This is true actually, but the amount of gold you get for the amount of foil you put in is a net loss because you have to put in a few rolls. Still very cool little experiment to show your nephews.
>>522051773Is that why the new ones have an auto door lock on them now? I have never been able to figure out why all the new ones need a button press to open after the thing finishes cooking.
>>522052775dark skin
>>522052775Blacks! Import a bunch of them into your country and the evil white demon will stay away. Straight out of Africa works best.
>>522052386Just did this and тeпepь я нacтoящий pyccкий
why do you goys all use the same tracker laden pepes for your shill threads?
HOLY SHIT I FINALLY HAVE A CHILEAN FLAG!!!! VIVA LA REVOULCION!!!!!
I remember getting yelled at by my friends mom because he tried to microwave oreos thinking it'd make smores, it just made a lot of smoke and her very angry.
>>522053434next time, explain to her jews cant fit in microwaves and there no way to fit 6million jews in microwaves.
>>522051773Guess im a Nigger then.At least no ball cancer, cuz I never get close to microwaves when they’re on.
>>522052710I bought a refurbished microwave from Walmart years ago. Every time I would use it, it would knock out my wifi.
>>522052386>if you put a lot of aluminium foil into a microwave in a form of a ball, turn it to the max and start it it will fuse into goldIn Soviet Russia, particles accelerate (you)>Did you know you can stick your head into a particle accelerator and live to tell the tale to your mutant great-grandchildren? Soviet physicist Anatoliy B. did this by accident in 1978...and he is still happily glowing away at age 83
>>522053600you're probably being monitored by an intel agency and should seriously consider faraday cages and turning off your main breaker panel before you go to sleep
>>522053899>you're probably being monitored by an intel agencythey fap to echograms of me fapping, it's pretty coolfapception
>>522052853That didn't stop the White man from invading Africa, nor does it stop Europeans from moving to America.
