>be boomer billionaire >name is Warren Buffett >do wholesome rich-guy stuff like charity golf and tennis >early 2000s >decide to run annual “Charity Classic” tournament >raises a ton of money, normies clap >2001 >next event gets lined up at Offutt Air Force Base >yes, actual US military base, home of Strategic Command >date picked: September 11, 2001 >morning of 9/11 >Buffett at Offutt prepping to host corporate VIPs and charity guests >planes hit WTC and Pentagon >golf plans.exe stopped working >base snaps into war-footing >Buffett’s charity event effectively canceled mid‑setup >“why is stock market grandpa at nuclear command base on 9/11?”
