>>522068928Morons(mormoms)It’s a death cult
>>522069087god damn freaks with their own claimed "state" and small army!
>>522068928i have had mormons try and proselytize me on the streetthen again, they were just trying to smash and even gave me a pamphlet about the importance of family lol
>>522068928I think they are nice people i was once in kontakt with some of their Missionars. In my opinion they are one of the most interesting religious groups.
>>522068928I only ever had one knock on my door>be me >hear knock on door>answer door>two guys in white button ups>before they begin their pitch, I shoosh them >I don't say a word>In my best Mr. Bean impression, I mime out an invitation to be silent and listen>they freeze, waiting>I let out one of the loudest farts in my life>I give them a thumbs up, and slam the door in their faces
>>522068928oh no a couple of white people showed up to your door to talk? yikes id rather live around niggers and have bars on my windows
>>522068928Mormons are pretty based. Especially compared to other christkikes.
>>522070309If they're white people why are they bothering me?
>>522070414who cares? talk to them and then say no thanks im not interested and wish them a good day
>>522070414Better than niggers. They are based white Christians.
>>522068928My cousin is a mormon. I think their religion is bullshit but they are nice people.
>>522070477Remember that when Sukdeep calls for giftcards
>>522070631is fucking sukdeep white? no?cool. stop drinking during the day retard
>>522070529>ChristiansMorminism isn't Christianity. It's Mormonism. What next, Catholics are Christians, too?
>>522070414Are you by chance a nigger incapable of politely saying "no thanks", or a boomer who wants to live in isolation?
>>522070693Who is a Christian then ?
>>522068928saw two in walmart the other day talking to people in the aisles
>>522068928>he doesn't knowngmihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6MsEzM6fiE
>>522068928It's never cute girls spreading the word, is it?
>>522070833Anyone who believes and has Jesus Christ(God in the flesh) as their personal savior. They also need to make sure they line up with scripture(King James version of the BIble for English) and that they're dispensational(which parts of the Bible are for Jewish and non-Jewish people)
>>522068928The upper tiers of the priesthood need their tithe money. Now fork over 10% of your income.
>>522070971But do not catholics believe that Jesus is their personal savior. I know that mormons believe that you need to be a member of their church to end up in the highest kingdom of god, and that contradict what jesus said to the other guy who was crucified next to him but what about catholics ?
christcucks get the rope. if your life revolves around your skydaddy, you're a low-intellect, brownoid thirdie, simple as.
>>522071332Why dont you show your real flag ?
>>522071432if you insist, schwob.t. inselaffe
>>522068928Good clean cut white kids, but absolutelyInsane (I’m not even sure they do) to believe any of the mumbo jumbo of Joseph Smith and his magic rock. Even if I wanted to join I’d never be able to sustain from coffee or booze, and an occasional tug. I also could never pretend to believe any of their script even if I tried. They are hilarious though and I told them they never should have stopped preaching blacks are cursed race and the whole multi-wife thing. I might have signed up for that
>>522071253I'm sure there's some people in the Catholic church(not Catholics) that are saved. I was talking about Catholics that practice veneration of the dead, commit idolatry, confess their sins to men(bishops, priests), practice rituals(rosary, etcetera), practice transubstantiation(wine and bread turning into Jesus's actual body), etcetera
>>522068928they just want 10% of your salary
>>522068928Mormonism was founded by a Jewish freemason satan worshippers adulterer.Look up how Joseph smith died its hilarious.
What is the best and most hilarious about the Mormons is they are exactly like loophole type Jews who have these staunch rules yet somehow find amusing ways to avert them. Like soaking (which is one hell of a Kek) , or drinking caffeine in monster energy drinks but not coffee
>>522072106>soakingJump humping – Soaking is sometimes accompanied by "jump humping", in which a third person is invited to bounce on the bed (or to push up on the mattress from below) for a couple engaged in soaking, thus generating motion for them. The external source of motion allegedly absolves the soaking couple from responsibility for any genital movement.
>>522072106It's because they are jews. Joseph smith's brother was named Hyrum. Like Hiram abiff.
>>522072106i assume they cant drink alcohol either?
Here is what Mormons believe. Sound like Islam or judaism? Because it is.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3BqLZ8UoZk>>522072360>synogauge of satanShut up kike
>>522070398The Mormon religion uniquely advocates and rewards psychopathic behavior. To be a good door-to-door missionary, you need to have psychopathic traits to not be phased by interrupting people going about their lives for two years. This is true for all D2D salesmen, however. The Mormon church also pushes for the men to be hyper-social, constantly attending all social meetings and events, which you have to be psychopathic to do because you have to have ZERO introverted traits, otherwise the leaders will constantly check up on you if you're not being hyper social like everyone else is forcing themselves to do. You basically have to have no inner voice, you suppress that shit in order to succeed. The Mormon chuch is basically still a cult of personality around Joseph Smith, because everything that qualifies a male member to succeed and stand out in the community is geared towards making him into a Joseph Smith archetype: a highly charismatic, narcissistic psychopath.
>>522072514>Shut up kikethat's rich, considering you have a desensitised/mutilated kike-cock. are you a muzzie or a heeb?
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>>522070529>They are based white ChristiansThey are polytheists who worship both a Divine Mother and Divine Father, and believe that man can become a God and create his own world if he goes to celestial heaven. Mormonism is, at best, extremely heretical Christianity. It's essentially paganism.
>>522070684Sounds like Jewry to me buddy. Enjoy you knock niggers
>>522072827>>522072922Seething jew projecting his own Judaism onto others LOL. Why do jews suck bloody baby penises?
>>522073055It's judaism/Islam. Check my other posts. The male/female dynamic is Jewish hermetically.
* hermeticism. Combining of opposites. Tranny shit.
>>522073314>Sounds like Jewry to me buddy. Enjoy you knock niggersseek help. somebody on the planet cares about you surely. i dont. but im sure somebody does
>>522070950They're all in fat ugly bastard haremsThe little cucklets are trying to work their way up into getting a crumb of crusty old leftover pussy.When I am made King I will outlaw Mormonism and banish those cucks to the shadow realm
>>522072360It’s is absolutely one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. Religion is crazy>>522072421Makes sense
>>522073406No it's not. It's distinctly, explicitly polytheist compared to those religions. Even if you take away the Heavenly Mother, which Mormons get uncomfortable if you bring her up, the very nature of the religion means there are numerous other Heavenly Fathers who created worlds just like ours, and whose inhabitants worship as God.
>>522073628Which is what kabbalah says and the different sephirot are treated like deities. Jews just believe that Satan is the diety of OUR world which is why he should be worshipped.It's the same religion with different terms.
>>522073055You know Yahweh had a wife right? Yup, sure did. Jews aren’t Monotheists. They just picked A god and made a deal.
>>522072514literally schizo tier
>>522072504Right. No booze for the Mormons. couldn’t sell me on that one. I applaud their sobriety but it ain’t my bag. May they live a 1000 years.
>>522073532Nothing jewish about telling someone to seek help Jew fren. I'll hurry up and do that before I'm rude to these nice boys
I am sorry but religious people always seemed a little "off" to me come back to earth pal
>>522073763>Jews just believe that Satan is the diety of OUR world Thats what christians believe. Jews think satan is just the angel of the gentiles, but is still a part of God
>>522068928They're pretty funny here. It's always some white anglo looking dude and the other is always the brownest globlino you'll ever see
>>522073359>Why do jews suck bloody baby penises?imagine paying picrel to mutilate your cock, and not even getting a baby bellend blowjob. sounds like you're the one getting jewed, faggot.
>>522068928They are incorrigible. But they mean well. They think that spreading the good word is part of how they can succeed in their goals, and bringing along others is a bonus.I was raised JW and was forced to go out 'in service' on many Saturday mornings. There were forms we filled out and submitted, and how many hours were spent 'preaching the good news of the Kingdom' were kept track of.Mormons are very similar to JWs in many ways, though doctrinally couldn't be more distinct. Mormon youths go on their 'mission' when they reach a certain age, and will pair up and move to another city, preaching the word and doing their best to convert as many householders as they can. Their efforts count as street cred in the Church, so when they return they are considered eligible to take a wife and start a family.They're decent folks. Worth talking to. Worth treating well. Help them out by giving them money and food if you want to help the white race.
>>522068928Ill tell you what.The film "heretic" had a horrible final act that ruined an otherwise amazing set up. Thats why Mormons are annoying.
>>522068928part of there dogma requires them to attempt to convert people
Any religion that has to be shopped around isn’t credible or fulfilling. If it worked the followers would be content. It doesn’t work if you have to spread it like a virus..that’s a cult. You’re not content in your faith , it’s not substantial for your well being unless everyone thinks like you. Sad really. That’s why I took the path of the Dao. It just is , it’s swimming with the current, and drowning in silly belief systems and dogma isn’t required
>>522068928I don't mind them. It was kind of disappointing to see how many goblinos were brought in, and that it's not a good place to get a gf. Since there's no benefit to joining them, and obvious obligations to their church, I wouldn't bother joining.
>>522075089>But they mean well.I am pretty sure they see where the nation is heading. They see the writing on the wall and are preparing their move to solidify Utah as a separate Mormon nation state. I would call them a huge National Security Risk, honestly.
>>522068928I told them not to bother me, when they approached me on public transport.I said they shouldn't be allowed to solicit people on public services. The kid said "we're not selling anything, man" and honestly, I believe he thinks that.I've sort of felt bad about it ever since. I still think it's lame to bother people in public but they seem like decent kids.
