>>522082253I snapped a penis once
>>522082253
>>522082253>snapped a pen>hit someone with a pen
>>522082253K
>>522082356learn english
>nepo-hire, incompetent diplomat HE'S A BIG GUY!
>>522082253He snapped it out of excitement at how much Ukraine and NATO are winning. Don't believe zigger lies.
>>522082556FORYOU
>>522082253Damn he got ANGRY that his master has to stop sending FILTHY GOYIM into the meat grinder how US dares to DISHONOUR Neo-Israel like that?.
>>522082424Where does it say he threw a pen at an american
>>522082331I have too, when I was a teenager I was fucking some girl in my truck at a weird angle and my dick broke. I went to bathroom a few hours later and the thing was purple. It got better obviously but shit freaked me out.
>>522082766can you just use a memeflag dude no one wants to see that
>>522082341literally W
>>522082253He’s so strong ! Wow let’s all admire his strength in snapping that plastic pen! The Ukraine deserves all our tax payer dollars surely
>>522082424Shut the fuck up jew
Why you type hit but then say snap? Indian slave shitposter?
>>522082253God I hope the Russian take over Ukraine and buttfuck them for the next three centuries.
>>522082356Op had 2 choices, tell the truth and get maybe 5 replies or tell a lie which is at least somewhat based on the truth and get +30 to 300 replies. That's what I hate about social media, you are conditioned to exaggerate and lie to get views.
>>522083239I live in HELL here, come save me USA
>>522082424retard
>>522082253i'm hitting my pen right now
>>522082253>kosher pig chimps out
>>522082341Dubya looks like he owned at jr high dodgeball, muzzy rat had no clue what he was up against.
>>522083229That happened to my brother, as he tells it. Similar story, he was trying out his girlfriend's backdoor and no amount of lube worked, he eventually tried forcing it, hears a *snap*, and he was done. Bruised dick for the next two weeks.Important service announcement, boys: if it don't fit, it don't fit, and don't do any of that weird angle shit like in porn: they're professionals, you're not, so don't try it at home.
>>522083838That hell is of your own making, Jeet. Fuck off. Go die in disease and agony, subhuman.
>>522082646This.He also swears that we're 2 weeks away from seeing Ukrainian soldiers marching through the streets of Moscow.
>>522082253>snaps penkek piggy seething
>>522082253NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!ZIS PEN? YOU SEE, YES? YOU SEE PEN, YES?I SNAP! HRRRNNG! ZEE PEN, I ZNAP!WHAT DO YOU DO NOW, MEESTER YANKEE-MERICAN PIGDOG?!?
>>522084189WOW! Only two more weeks!? Bazinga! That's a bing bong WAHOO if I ever heard one! Take ALL of my updoots, kind stranger!Jesus fucking Christ, even typing that made me a bit nauseous. I apologize.
>>522082253jews always seething and kvetchin
>>522082253They can just tell americans they don't need their help and for the US to just go away and don't involve itself with the Ukrainian war id they hate the fact that they are, well, involved in its resolution. They're winning the war anyway or so they say so I bet all they need is just the EU allies led by perfectly rational women in pantsuits.
>>522082253Oh shit guys, he snapped a pen. He's really, super duper serious. We better give Ukraine all our money now or he might snap a broom handle next and then it's over for us.
>>522082331With your asshole?
>>522082341I remember when someone threw something at the Kings chariot once. It was an empty tea light holder (pic related but without the candle).The guy got sentenced to life in a mental institution for being violent and insane.After 2 years in appeal it turned out he wasn't violent or insane at all. So he was let go after 2 years.Although he sometimes still gets arrested if he's in the same city as the King, even abroad as it recently happened in Germany.Vid related of the violent hit job.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-dhVAW-65U
>>522082253Off the rip I supported Ukraine. Now though they need to just accept some losses and end the madness. My opinion changed when they started demanding gibs like niggers and expecting help for nothing in return. Little to no appreciation. Subtle insults and threats. All the support they received there is very little to show for. We could just walk away and then Russia will have it all.
>>522084161Sooner if only, that is the plan
>>522082253if they dont want to give up the land, why dont they take it back?
