You GenZ chuds need to step it up and buy boomer's housesThey cannot afford their next holiday cruise and its your fault!
>>522082712That's a $140k house at most
I am now in legit fear that i will end up living in one of those souless ass suburub plywood and drywall american style houses
>>522082712Boomers need to die off faster. I cannot wait personally to throw my old ass boomer parents into a nursing home and never visit them. May they get abused and slapped by Sheboona and Laquisha in the nursing hell home.
>>522082712you could always sell it cheaper
>>522082712>worth $1.7 million, but nobosy will buythen it's not worth $1.7 million...
>>522082712That price is literally just speculation. It’s not the true value of the house. I have some land with a derelict trailer on it, I can tell everyone it’s worth a million dollars, doesn’t mean it is or that anyone will pay that price. People with money fuck everything up. I lived in a small town in the 90s where the average house was 50k. NY and Cali fags started moving in in the early 00s and they inflated the price of everything. When I moved away the house my parents got for 75k sold for $500k. The only people that could move into the area were rich and everyone else got priced out and left to wherever. Now it’s so expensive no one can sell anymore and the shit heads that messed it all up are trapped with the rural niggers that infest the area. They can’t escape the hell they created.
>>522083590This is classic ‘I know what I got,’ whatever your selling is only worth what someone can or are willing to pay for it.
>>522082712Why doesn't he just sell it cheaper?
>>522082855It should be closer to 50. This economy is completely FUCKING NIGGER JEWED
>>522082712Chase passive income is a meme account. Everything it posts is bullshit making fun of the hustle and grind accounts. This is the second or third thread I’ve seen on this tweet today, which really goes to show how far this place has fallen.
>>522082712Sell it for 700k
>>522084138X2 4chan is still trolls trolling trolls
>>522082712You boomers need to step up and start actually hiring GenZ Chuds.Oh won't do it? Then erm... How are they going to afford it?
>>522082855Why does some wood, wiring, insulation, shingles, and a month of labor cost more than 100k?
>>522082712>I can't sell this thing as _price_>someone should fix the market NOWThat Guy is staring back in the mirror
>>522070482Stop believing strangers online
>>522083590My first reaction as well.
>>522082712>this tiny ass cardboard hovel for almost $2mDo mutts really
>>522084138Making fun of reality. Real people actually think like that.
> I'd like to sell this loaf of bread for 200 dollars! Wait, nobody is buying it! The market is broken!If nobody can afford to buy it at the price you are demanding then you've overpriced it.
>>522082712So use the property as collateral for a loan if you dont want it
>>522082712We need more threads with this house. Nobody cares about your shitty overpriced cardboard box.
>>522082712That garage + a big shed is 1.7 million in Burgerstan?That does not seem right.
>>522082712That's a joke account, right?
>>522083590>>522084481Same. And Chase will hold until the estimate dips under $1m.
i wouldnt buy that for 200k
>>522069848
>>522082712>I have $1 in profit~No you don't."I identify as having $1 million in profit."Weimar sucks today, guys.
>>522082712>he the bank stole 500k from himI'm a degenerate gambler but squatting in homes illegally unironically lower risk than buying them rn
>>522082712lol that fag paid 700k for that shitbox?
>>522082712Do people not realize home values are only ever worth what people are willing to pay for?Your house is worth exactly $700k, what YOU paid. Until you sell it, you deemed it worth 700k.
>>522082712Bootstraps, no you can't have a loan. I hate the government and it's all Trump's fault. Kek.
>>522085442Yes, obviously
>>522082712The bank valued his house at that amount of money, or at best a coked up real estate agent gained him as a customer by promising he could sell the property at that value.
>>522082712You could buy that house here for like 80kImagine paying 1.7 million for that shack.
>>52208285540k maybe
>>522087633Are you underaged? In the world of finance, land value matters far more than improvements. The tweet is probably a joke, but still, how retarded are you?
I don't even know how equity fucking works, how would a house ever double in value/gain 1 million bucks in equity in just three and a half yearsI looked up my childhood home and zillow estimates it's worth $240k which seems insanely low compared to all these other house prices getting thrown around in the last decade. It's a really nice house in the burbs, not mass-produced cookie cutter design either, in a modest city that used to be a one-horse town.
>>522082712True. Government should confiscate the properties of all land speculators, or raise the property tax of unused homes to 20% annually.Pushing around money to extract life out of others is parasitism.
>>522087816You lived near niggers and spics
>>522087816It's usually just based on recent sales in that particular area for houses and land of similar type, size and zoning classification. Supply and demand dictates these recent sales and banks send valuation agents to ascertain an updated value of the property for the purpose of using as collateral for a new loan.Your childhood area may not be so desirable, reducing demand, or thousands of cookie cutter houses are being built which creates an over supply.
>>522087886>past tenseNo, amazingly, there were zero spics in my home town, and exactly one (1) nigger, who was adopted and seemed like a downie. The only nonwhites I saw growing up were foreign exchange koreans.However, exploring my childhood memories I have since discovered that there was a disproportionate number of white Jews there. They really fucking hated me. I didn't know at the time, as a child, that the ugliest meanest people in my life were actually just Jews.>>522088074Really the only bad thing about it is that it's deep in the suburbs. Riding my bike into town would take like 20 minutes.
>>522084871Huh.I now understand bailouts.
>>522082855Less than $50kIt's in a fucking rural suburb and in an HOA(surely)The nearest store is a 20 minute drive or 3 hour walk and you'd never be able to use the property for anything other than a polished show piece for the neighbors to look at.
>>522082712I'll take it for $50k.
>>522082712>Buys gay box for way too much>it accrues in ridiculous value out of nowhere>somehow holding onto a big-box cardboard shitpile that Blackrock would love to own for double that asking price and hasn't fielded any requests yetCool fake fucking bullshit, you self-posting faggot. Enjoy your jeet account getting terminated for slop-posting for rupees.
>>522088422>>it accrues in ridiculous value out of nowhereFunny thing. Going off appraisers or what you see on the internet real estate sites is always a mistake. In reality it has no value unless someone buys it. That value will be no more than what that person was willing to pay for it. In reality probably less.
>>522088190It's impossible to know the context or reasoning for the low values from your post. What I call town is the centre of a city with 5.5 million people.My house is about 40km outside the centre on the fringe of the suburbs and rural line, and it would be worth around $750k USD. My government works for property developers by jacking up immigration, placing red tape on building homes and creating green wedges that limit new land for residential development. All of this artificially reduces demand and increases supply, which benefits the developers who hoard land and release it slowly to maximise their own profits.
>>522088635Right, I hope you didn't feel like I was presenting you with a puzzle that required solving. I was just sharing a weird anecdote about how not *all* houses have exploded in value, and that one of them was formerly mine. We live in very silly times.
>>522088763You weren't, I enjoy discussing these.
>i have $1m in profit that I can't unlock
wish this board wasn't full of redditors and turd worlders who don't understand satire
Is it against the law to plant fucking trees in your lawn in the US? I dont mind the suburban sprawl but the reason why it looks so shit is because there's no nature. all the houses with empty front yards and back yards looks so fucking soulless. If you fucks all planted trees and bushes it'll look decent
this is what I don't understand about the housing market>this house is worth 60 gorillion shekels!>but no one will buy it for more than 15how is it worth 60 then???
>>522087750It's a theft. That's not a luxury place, it doesn't even have a fence, house next to it looks pretty basic too. Yes land price matters but heavy overpricing is actually illegal.
>>522082926In this case it's a Gen X retard who thinks it's his turn to be the boomer because he did the boomer things. There are few things in this world more pathetic than the Gen X crow who so desperately want to be Boomer-lite
>>522089195I don't think it's satire, I see it happen here all the time too>houses are on sale for 80 million (huf) for years, noone buys them>bank auctions same house off, people buy it for 20 millionhow was it ever worth 80 million then??? nobody is buying it for that price and is just waiting for the owner to go bankrupt and then buy it from the bank for 20% the price
>>522082712>1.7 millions for that cuck cave kek
>>522082855probably. if you look historic values over the last 100 years the average home should be sitting around 105k.
>>522082712Meanwhile, in Germany:
>>522082712Unlock the income saar!!!
>>522089898the property taxes on those things are insane, even if you buy them on the cheapies you'll want to sell it for half the price in a year
>>522083747Land ownership should be generational but boomer's brains have been pickled in kike propaganda for so long that they succumbed to greed.
>>522089898I actually know someone who inherited a "châteaux" in france. they lost it on taxes alone.
>>522089992No they aren't, this is in the middle of comfy nowhere (which is also the reason why it's so cheap)Property taxes in general aren't really that big of a deal in Germany
>>522090139>inherited>taxesGuess they were retarded kek>>522090213Just to expand on my point: "property taxes" is like 100 bucks PER YEAR per 100k of house value.
>>522090213maintenance plus taxes is still a nightmare, what do you want 20 rooms for? can you employ 10 maids and gardeners and housekeepers? no? then what's the point
>>522090386I just wanted to show an example how burgers get ripped off, don't take it too serious Magyar
>>522082926^This guy is a kike.
>>522090386Here, I picked out something more comfy just for you
>>522090462nah you're just being stupid, houses in decent locations that require little maintenance have higher prices than some villa that needs 20 people to maintain it and at best can be used as a hotel, this is like saying that a massive warehouse in an empty industrial city is cheap, okay, and what are you gonna use it for>>522090618again, a villa that will cost you a million to maintain every year, here I picked you a 2 room apartment in berlin
>>522090618Holy fuck now I actually want to buy thisToo bad I've only got 100k saved up
>>522090667>wtf prices are insanely overinflated in the Center of the capital of Germany? No fucking way!!!! RetardDo you think OPs pic is in the middle of NYC?
>>522082712In Florida you can get a nice manufactured home of less than ten years build for less than 160,000. And not the kind with lot fees but on owned land without HOA even
>>522082712>1mill for a mass produced shit boxlol
>>522090618The description is probably>Rohdiamant sucht…
Lol retards like these think governments can step, wave a wand, and pull magic solution out of their ass.
>>522082911Nigga u canadian. Thats all we have here
>I have $1m in profit that I can't unlockNobody's this retarded, right?
>>522090815what's stopping the government from saying you can't just increase the price of your house just because you want to?
>>522083882>I know what I gotLine can only go up according to Boomers. As far as they're concerned the value of every shit piece of property, crappy car, commemorative coin, or collectible spoon they've accumulated over the decades can only ever increase.
>>522090765Believe it or not, this shit is actually pretty well maintained. It's that cheap mostly for the fact that it's in bumfuck nowhere and maintaining a Reetdach is probably insanely expensive
>>522090734says it's austin texas, definitely not a bumfuck countryside, in the suburbs, those houses cost a lot, even in budapest a house like that can go for 2 million dollars, depending on the area>hurrr look at this place in bumfuck nowhere that costs a million to maintain every year! it's cheaper than a house in the suburbs of a large city!you're a fucking retard
>>522084681Has to be a completly delusional boomer. Not even here would sombody demand that kind of price.
>>522090340Thats because the up front Grunderwerbsteuer is 5%..
>>522083590NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>522090675Love those long sloping roofs you see in Germany. The height of civilisation. But why do you need all that? You doing better than most probably >90% of retards that don’t save. The first 100k is biggest worst bitch to overcome. Took me 10 years.
>>522091044>But why do you need all that?To pass down to future generations
>>522091132do you even have kids nigger?
>>522091187I'll buy the house first, then I'll find myself a nice wife and have some kids Problem amigo?
>>522091227oh so you aren't gonna do shitgot it
>>522091227This way I can also avoid getting fucked over in a worst case divorce scenario btw, since I'll own the house before the marriage
>>522090909Nothing stopping them in theory I suppose but not even governments are that retarded.
>>522082712>worth 1.7 milI don't know where this guy lives, but this house isn't even worth 700k in today's market. It would probably go for around 300k in most states. Especially since it looks like it's in the middle of nowhere
>>522091266yeah dumbass if you divorce your wife can sue you for compensation regardless of when you married lol >>522091295I thought you guys didn't want housing to be an investment?
>>522082712Oh, well. Go find some "active income" you faggot human-need scalper.
>>522091340>yeah dumbass if you divorce your wife can sue you for compensati-ACK
>>522091418I love that you're getting married with the expectation that you're gonna divorce lmaowhite countries are fucked
>>522091132Why not just build up a massive share or index fund portfolio? You can pass that on both during and after your life. Alas I don’t think there’s an equivalent of ISAs in Germany only Riester- or Rürüp-Rente - schemes? I might be wrong tho.
>>522091418courts will still throw those papers out if they want lmao>b-b-but I wrote it on a paper! it's on the paper!blud doesn't know about the karenocracy lmao
>>522091521>noooo don't take any precautions that's le bad
>>522082712>Buy up houses>Inflate housing market>Housing bubble pops>Goyim have to sell houses for dirt cheap>Repeat
>>522091571>Riester- or Rürüp-Rente - schemes?Memes>why not pass muh index fundsWhy not both?
>>522082712>chase passive income>never catch itlol
>>522083590This is the obvious answer.But I've spoken to landlords who will bitch they can't find buyers but refuse to lower their exhorbitant prices because "the software says that's what it's worth, I don't wanna get scammed."It really made me sympathize with Mao.
>>522091599again niggerwhy are you getting married if you're getting prepared to get divorced
>>522082712fake profit and its consequences have been a disaster for value and quality of life, the same things is an issue in copyright and IP laws, companies will sue people for pirating their IP with the argument that "they're stealing 'potential' revenue!" in that whats being stolen only theoretically exists but humans aren't good at abstracting that from actual theft and overwhelmingly view it negativley as a personal attack,its an issue with human nature that is difficult to deal with
>>522091677yeah this is true lmao, people will rather die while waiting for a buyer than sell a house for less than what the website says
>>522082712>chud discovers unrealized gains
>>522091702Low iq individuals genuinely don't understand the concept of precautions lmfao >why do you drive a car with a seatbelt if you're preparing to crash
>>522083882LOWBALLERS NOT WELCOME
>>522082712>Chase passive incomePassive income is unironically what made you an aristocrat in the feudal era. The barrier for becoming nobility was to get at least one generation away from a member of your family who actually worked for a living. Once your family had enough passive income to live off your rents, you were a noble. It's all neo-feudalism. They want to make serfs of you once again. Arguably they already succeeded.
>>522091820>memeflaggot is in the (((financial sector)))hmmm...
>>522091340I personally don’t want property as an investment no. For many reasons. I dislike nay detest the system of landlording in the UK. A mortgage is paying a shit ton of interest on a property which for the most duration you won’t even own. And owning property has it’s own hassles with maintenance.
>>522091842Trump is deporting all the serfs, so that we can all be nobility.
>>522091828lmao I'm laughing at the absolut state of white countries lolwhat are you gonna do next, put your properties to your moms name?HAHAHAHA
>>522082712>I have $1 million in profit that I can't unlockMao was a centrist.
>>522091340>I thought you guys didn't want housing to be an investment?We don't. That guy is just an idiot. If the government had its people's best interests at hearts then they would have prevented this from becoming a big problem in the first place.
It's late stage capitalism in action. As inflation grows over time, the proletariat, who have most of their wealth in cash becomes poorer. The bourgeois are asset heavy, which increases in value over time as demand outpaces supply. Thus wealth inequality can only grow over time. Read Marx.
Equity? Never heard of her
>>522091946My aunt used to put all her bills in her kids names. She had 7 kids and all their credit is fucked up.
>>522091975The last time we had real capitalism was over 100 years ago.
>>522091975Marx was a lazy retard who should have been aborted.
>I bought this house for 700KHow the fuck are people affording these houses? I knows loans but the payments got be like 4k a month.
>>522091842not really, you still had a lot of responsibilities as a noble who had any holdings, you had to oversee the citizens, dwellings, infrastructure, production, defense of an area, and if you didn't inherit any holdings then you were completely at the mercy of your family, if they let you freeload then you're lucky, but 99% of the time they just told you to fuck off, and you had to create your own wealth, at least you had the advantage of growing up with a decent education while of course peasant kids can't even read, so once your old man croaks and your brother inherits the holdings then you have some skills to go out in the world and do something, be it trade, military, education, church etc, the only people with "passive income" have always been just parasites and jews
>>522082855Closer to 50k
>>522091966I have the only real political compass, right here.
>>522082712If it's worth 1.7 million now and he can't sell it, has he considered burning it down and collecting the insurance?
>>522089398Hi, GenX-Boomer Lite here. Did the boomer things. Own 2 houses paid off no mortgages. One is a vacation home I stay in 2 months a year. Don't even have to rent it out to perma-renter subhuman millennials or zoomers.Ama
>>522092219>Liz Cheney>Bush>far right
>>522092239after all the money he's going to lose from claiming insurance he's probably better just slashing half a million off the price
>>522082712Never liked that style with the garage door being the main visible feature of the house as if it's boasting, also the fake extra gable is lame and was typical for decades of new construction.
Why doesn't he just sell for 800k? 100k profit, someone should be able to buy it maybe. Or is 'fix' meaning holding a gun to my head and forcing me to somehow buy a house I can't afford?
>>522092219>the only real political compass, right here.
>>522083747>>522090112It's almost like none of this would be happening if millennial salaries kept pace with inflation, instead of being priced out of every job paying more than 25/hr by jeet outsourcing,
>>522082712This has got to be satire
>>522082712Not even in Toronto would that shitbox be pushing 2 mil.This guy is insane.
>>522091677>>522091775There's a counterpoint to this- people on autotrader for example regularly sell old cars for like 5000 bucks, but when I was at the dealership they offered me a 500 dollar credit (I didn't want to sell) and Carfacts says it's worth 1000 bucks. Dealer was selling the same used cars for 6000 bucks. Basically trying to scam you out of your car, so they can resell it for more.
>>522092567>duuuuude I don't wanna be scammed>nobody buys the house>die>bank sells it for 20% the pricemany such cases
>>522092481let me remind you trump hasn't done shit to fix wages
>>522082712>worthSomeone needs to teach these niggers what "value" means. >>522082911>American styleOh fuck off. Every 5-eyes country builds their houses exactly the same. I'm getting pretty sick of Canadians, Australians and kiwis trying to pretend they aren't exactly like Americans in every way
>>522092219>Kamala>Far left>Liz Cheney>Far rightBruh.
>>522092392and what's that, 20k profit over a year after investing 700k? lmao might as well just buy some bonds at that point KEK
>>522090938>ReetdachYes, expensive to maintain and good luck getting fire insurance.
>>522092977hilarious americans need fire insurance because their houses are built with sticks LMAO
>>522093039>Pablo bragging about his mud hut
>>522092924The thing here is you're getting yourself tied in knots over technicalities. No one can pay it. He can either go to blackrock and try to get them to take it off his hands, or lower the price, or maybe rent it to a bunch of millennials/zoomer college kids and watch them ruin it but the reality is that people's salaries haven't doubled since 2021. I see places literally decreasing their pay because "economy is bad" but the economy is bad because businesses decreased their pay so people can't afford shit.
>>522093110he'll have to take the L and admit that it was a shit investment, and unless he's starving he won't do that
>>522093107my house is made with concrete
>>522082911>>522092736Also Kek, your houses are built Indian style. 10 bedrooms 0 bathrooms.
>>522092732That's true, but having 50 million mexicans here doesn't help the situation, so it's better to be poor and not have a bunch of goblinos talking about how he cut their snap for their 10 kids in earshot of me. USA dumps 70 million browns, I can at least enjoy the quietude of a 75% white country.
>>522092504It is
>>522093217>USA dumps 70 million brownsTHEY HAVE TO COME IN LEGALLY SAAAR
>>522093183The thing is he's still paying property taxes. And you have to pay utilities and maintain the house, shit falls apart over time, so that's thousands a year he's spending on an asset he can't move.But I understand the 'psychology' of holding an asset until it's red and fucking you in the ass, but how buffett made his money is to avoid doing shit like that. He'd be better off selling for 800-900k and making it someone else's problem.800-900k he can re-allocate somewhere else would be better to have.
>>522082712That house is unironically demoralizing and a copy paste of the other thousand houses in the city outside a major city with a costco and a Texaco. It wad built by illegals and with cheap undercut lumber. I'll offer nothing but I'd assume the value is anywhere from 8-15k realistically speaking. On a generous day it may be worth at most 27k. 1.5 million is a joke I don't care if san Francisco is a half hour drive.
>>522082712I got Opendoor stock and if this tweet makes Trump push for portable mortgages or some shit I don't care, do it, I can make like 30K if I get a tad lucky.
>>522093303Why are you people opposed to just taking your people back. What does it functionally matter to you if your cousin Rodrigo and his 5 kids move back in with your abuela in your village or wahtever?And if we're getting jeeted under democrats and republcians, it should be obvious that republcians who deport 50 million mexicans are still a better option.
>>522092366Yeah, I never understood the "let's make the garage the focal point". Ugly
>>522093039Reetdachs are notorious for burning uncontrollably in dry weather. Sure, it’s not as bad as an insurance agent would say but there is a good reason it’s basically impossible to insure a house with one.Your entire country is a clusterfuck of retardation meeting psychopathy.
>>522093424first of all no one is getting deportedsecond tell me how are we supposed to "take out people" back from america>>522093560anon pls I've been to germany and it's an absolute shithole
>>522082712>government needs to fix wage stagnation NOWftfy
>>522082712I have a profit that I can not have.But I still have it.To have a finctional profit it is still a real one.Capitalist madness.
>>522082712Low low price, a true steal!
>>522082712Parody account, but still successfully capturing the sentiment unironically felt by boomers, jews, and bootstrap influencers
>>522082911>plywoodNo one uses that anymore . it is too expensive.
>>522093331if you consider inflation he'll have to sell it for 1 million+ to even make a profit, and it's questionable if people buy it at that price, he might've just lost money on it, which is a big fucking L for someone who wants to sell himself as the sigma male investor god, if his investment advice can be topped with "just buy a 5 year bond lol" then what's the point of his grift lmao
>>522093186A concretion of straw and animal dung, right?
>>522094042cope harder niggergo buy fire insurance
>>522082712LOCKEDRAW
>>522084399That’s a good account to follow.
>I have 1 million in profit I can't unlockIf this weren't clown world, it'd be obvious bait, but you can't even be sure anymore.
>baby tree in yard, still wrapped from the nursery>fresh sod-squares, just laid down yesterday>bullshit asphalt drivewayThis house is brand-new construction in some farm field subdivision>CUNTVIEW CROSSINGS>400K
>>522094346Go buy indoor plumbing. Oh wait, it's not available there. Better get to the village well before the sun goes down and the cartel comes out to steal your organs. Otherwise your mother who you still live with at 38 will have to quench her thirst with cervezas until she beats you with a chancla.
>>522090495Nope. Most boomer parents deserve it. Only way I will get a retirement is with the hidden camera in a shit nursing home scheme.
>>522088339>20 minute drive or 3 hour walkAmerican roads are something else.
>>522082911Papa roach. Why the fuck do I know that.
>>522094662yeah I'm sure americans are moving to mexico city because life sucks here lol
>>522094778why you guys basedface so hard about bushes and rocks?
>>522094662Kek
>>522094662kek roasted that bean>>522094826>americans are moving to mexico cityMexicans are begging us not to send them back to Mexico.
>>522094902the issue is that the americans moving here have jobs lol
>>522094863Idk we've just got to drive circles around everything, including roads.
>>522094826Americans exist on pure cope just ignore him haha. They are in the bargaining phase of (Trump trying 700 different ways to assert dominance to restore American empire and not realizing we don't have the leverage anymore. He's just another conservacucks migrant from thedonald.
>>522090495Could be a Gen X faggot, which is effectively a ZioBoomer
>>522082712Maybe the real Estate agent lied to him to better himself. The idea that even considering lowering the price will force companies to delist your house is insane.
>>522094974yeah trump crying on twitter today because he can't win to russia was hilarious
>>522094953I'm sure this burn would be much more coherent in your native tongue.
>>522094974>>522095045
>>522094826>actually ese, it's YOU people who want to migrate HERE!That's truly incredible LMAO
>>522095086your country has more shitskins than the entire population of my country lol
>>522095045I understand his frustration considering he DID have the leverage in his first term, so he's obviously a bit surprised at how bad America's position is post-deindistrialization/covid/Ukraine/Gaza. Everyday Americans are too prideful to accept that though so they cope.
>>522084356Much of the value is in the land the house sits on. Still, anything approaching $1 million is far too much for a house like this.
>>522084399What, you aren't enjoying your 4twitter experience?
No, because that shit box isn't worth 1.7 million no matter what some realtor tells you. Unless it's in some perfect location, I would probably pay 500k max on that, and I still don't think I'd be very happy about it.
It isnt profit until you sell. Guy is retarded.
I got lucky and was able to use a VA loan. But boomers and 'real estate investors' ruined the housing market by wanting half a mill for a house worth 100k at most.
>>522095313Does,'t VA loan just guarantee a loan? It doesn't give a great interest rate automatically, and it certainly doesn't unfuck housing costs.
>>522082712>whaaaaa goverment i will hold my breath until you do NOWDo amricans really?
>>522082712>>522083747This keeps getting posted here, but it's a fucking parody meme account.
>>522095440so you're saying america doesn't have a housing problem?
>>522095378Pretty much. Meanwhile most millennials and boomers are so mired with student debt and shitty wages they have no shot. Plus VA loans means you don't require that PMI shit.
>>522082712The glaring truth is the home isnt worth that much
>>522093795inflation doesn't matter at this point because he's paying thousands in maintenance and taxes on a house he doesn't live in. It's not an investment because investment implies he can cash in on his 1.7 million dollar house, which he can't.
>>522095440He looks like a toolbag. "Networking with Billionaires" comes off as, "Here I am grifting. Want some Crypto?"But 100% Speculator. Speculators ruin everything. Just look at Collectibles. "I SPENT 5000 ON THIS SPIDER-MAN AMAZING FANTASY 15 SO NOW ITS 9 MILLION, I KNOW WHAT I GOT"They're gonna be stuck with inventory soon.
>>522082712>corner lot>busy suburb>basic bitch, by the numbers, built by jeets new build>small plotThis nigga will be fucking blessed to get $950 unless he's in a major metro
Thank god my parents let me live with them at 31. Otherwise I probably would have fucking killed myself. I saved 80,000 dollars for a house working a factory job sleeping 5 hours a night that helped contribute to my erectile dysfunction. Every small house we found came with a fucking 458 dollar a month HoA fee. So not ownership. Purchase the house, live on rented land. Gf eventually dumped me because I refused to buy one. And cause my dick didn't work anymore. Got laid off. Now I have a new gf who I can tell is turned off by my lack of job. Betabux is my place in life. All I am asking for is a $150k 800 sq ft manufactured home. Don't want to? Then I'll stay NHNW Gang forever.
>>522082712This is a parody account
>>522095440kek
>>522095753yeah you can still discuss the housing problem anon
>>522095496It doesn't really make a difference though because even paying a house off with a VA loan doesn't make it profitable. The prices will crash and some unlucky people are going to be left holding a 50 year mortgage for an overpriced house. Banks are dumping houses by making rent higher.
>>522095604The problem is they want to lock people into living in 1 house for the rest of their lives. Meanwhile before Boomers, you went where the work was. You didn't need to lockin a 30 year mortgage. And now LMFAO who the fuck is gonna do a 50 year mortgage and fuck over their kids instantly? That's like worse than a time share.
>>522089898>>522090618>>522090675>>522090951Ill let you guys in on a secret. Houses are extremely expensive to maintain. You don't just buy them and they last forever in perfect condition. You have to repair and renovate them. You fail to do this and they will just fall apart. There's a reason why someone is selling it. They want out. They want the cash to run away with. This goes for anything someone is selling. This is why the jews invented usury to jailbreak the natural laws of the universe. So they can make money without putting any lifeforce to do it.
>>522095845Do you mean by making rent lower?
>>522084399lol
>>522082712lmfao if the govt fix the housing market, he still won't be able to sell it for a millionthis cunt is just mad he can't scam someone, he doesn't actually care about the housing market
>>522083590I had to wade through nearly 30 houses over 2 months before I found a property that listed for only 100% markup the same day. Yeah it was still overpriced, but a ton of people swarmed on it the same day that I had to offer to cover closing just to outbid the others. Plus I didn't mind the younger family with 3 kids getting the profit from it.Compare to these absolute piles of shit with flooded basements, cigarette smoke in the walls and ash in the 30 year old wall to wall carpeting, roof leaking in 5 places, etc. These boomers were asking for close to a million for a 100k house, and they'd been on the market for over a year because these greedy fucks were told by the kikes that they "earned" that profit by simply being born before everyone else who wanted to start a family. It very much is the "I know what I got" meme.I partially blame the real estate companies for a lot of this mess. Boomers have soft, simple minds. If someone tells them what their house is "worth" they buy it.
>>522096230No, they're pushinh higher rent costs so people just go "Wow, I should just buy instead!" But in reality, they are getting stuck into a housing loan they won't be able to refinance later or sell because it's more profitable for the banks held by a few investors to not hold housing as it falls. "Marry the house, date the interest" bullshit.
>>522082712Maybe someone can teach this man that value is only worth what someone is willing to pay. If no market = no value, then the product is worthless.
>>522082712this is ragebait obviously. wouldn't spend more than 75k on that garbage
>>522082712I wouldn't even buy it for 700k. He knows he FOMO'd and bought at an excessively high price. Now that the corpo buying has slowed down those houses are proving to clearly not be worth as much as they were selling for. The retards who bought will be starved out and forced to sell or locked into extremely overpriced mortgages forever. I'll buy the same house next to him for 170k once all the shitskins are deported.
>>522095160I'm not surprised that the concept of "per capita" confuses you.
>>522096669You could get a larger house around that price if you buy acreage and build a barndo on it, but to keep the price point that low you'd need to be learned and capable of doing most of the build yourself and the parcel would have to be bought far from a town.Basic houses really shouldn't cost more than 200k with today's salaries, but we live in a fucked world and we have to learn the ways around it.
>>522082712Housing prices over the last decade have been insane. Thats nowhere close to 700k in value. Even 250k would be a stretch.
>>522094972What happens right here
>>522093754You post this dive in every house thread don't you faggot?
>>522082712Sooo... it's not worth 1.7M USD. Simple as. Guy wants to be influential with regards to finance but doesn't seem to understand the core principle of judaism.Also typical /pol:>Screencap of womans opinion>muh debate!!!
>>522082712If no one is buying it for $1.7 million then it isn't worth $1.7 million.
>>522096838i would like to build my house but eso es muy dificil. i really just want to create a white town in some area of this country not too close to civilization but also not too far. Would like to do it with other race-conscious european american families. probably in southern illinois. or if we have enough people we could buy out a whole city like gary indiana or east st louis illinois
>>522082712>It's worth 1.7mil but the market won't bear it!Then it's not worth 1.7 mil
>>522082855>That's a $140k house at most/threadOP image has to be a troll account
>>522092567That's not a counterpoint to shitty price fixing landlords.That's just you needing to cut out the middleman and sell on autotrader.
>>522082855This.>>522082712That wasn't worth $700k in 2021, and it still isn't worth that much today. That boomer should be pulled apart by horses.
>>522082712That guy is the funniest twitter account.
>>522092924You can't live in a treasury bond.Houses are for living in.They SHOULDN'T go up in value.Because technology should improve and make them easier to build as they become older and deteriorate.In a reasonable society houses would become cheaper over time.The only reason to invest in one should be to >rent it out>live in itJust owning it and leaving it empty should be a massive money sink.It's only zoning laws and government bullshit that make it anything else.Immigration also doesn't help.
>>522083590It’s a gimmick/satire account you retards
>>522082712Trolling use he's right though. The government needs to start building brutalist apartment buildings so the value of these homes falls into the gutter.
>>522082712I nought 5 acres and a house i. 2014 for 100k and those same boomers keep texting me i have 65k cash and im.wanting to buy today! They lack self awareness
>>522097675Yeah but it also demonstrates how fucking gay and scammy this entire society is. Dealer was some kind of pajeet/brown too and did a little "jew putting hands together" dance when he thought I would sell.
>>522098073They're just scammers.>want to sell you house for 1 million>offer you 65k for same house
>>522082712>Its worth $1.7 million>But no one will pay $1.7 million for it.Then its not worth $1.7 million.
>>522097240It's a roundabout. They go around. Bongs, so they go clockwise.
>>522082712$700k for that POS single family starter box? Judeo-Klownworld. HONK! HONK!
>>5220827121M in profits the market won't support, but you still have to pay taxes on that value.
>>522082712Why do I need this rustbucket in the middle of nowhere? Not even speaking of 1 gorillion, what's literally the fucking use of it for me?I cant live there because it has nothing to do with my job. And with unstable situation my job isnt consistent which means i will have to move anyway.I cant use it as vacation home as there is no good vacation spot. I want to have a house on a comfy beach or some shit.I cant rent it to someone else, as again, it's in the middle of fucking nowhere.What's the value?
>>522082712>government fixes housing crisis>house now worth 400k>nnnooooooo noooot liiikeee thaaaaaaaat
>>522091945Every man a king.
>>522082911don't worry jeet, you can go home to mudbrick any time you want
>>522082712>no one can afford to buy itits not worth 1.7m than lmfao
>>522082712If no one is willing to pay that price then it's clearly not worth 1.7m, is it?
>>522082712Sorry to be the bearer of bad news bud, but if nobody can or wants to buy it at 1.7 mil it ain't worth 1.7 mil. Sorry you fell for the "line always goes up" property value grift but it had to pop sometime and it looks like you got left holding the bag. Maybe sell it at a loss and be careful in the future.
All you avacado toast $14 coffee enjoying millennials and zoomers just need to take daddy Trump up on his FDR tier offer and take out that 50 year mortgage on something like OP's 1.7 million dollar gem. You'd enjoying paying $50 less a month for 50 years! Golden Age guys! Hurry! Shalom!
this is not a new problem. ...one day for No reason at all
>>522082712That dude posts satire
>>522082855>>522082712>>522082911>>522083590>>522083747this is a shitpost twitter accountyou're all retarded (and likely brown)
>drive car off lot>loses 20% of resell value>live in house for 4 yrs>gains 130% value
https://youtu.be/M1rMv17hwpw?si=415mMV5NzlH9bMXJCuckerson is usually not worth listening to, but he has a point. So that's why the conservatives cancelled him pretty hard. He's just pointing out what the blind kid can see.
>>522084356it doesnt. Lennar throws houses like that up for about 45k-55k in cost>Former purchasing manager for Lennar
>>522104990the thing people also dont understand about communities like OPS that are built by Lennar, Horton or Starlite (there are lots) is that there is zero scarcity. If you stay there long enough you will see hundreds of houses just like yours get built in your communityHousing scarcity is a huge myth. For every home on the market there are 2 that are not and they purposely not on the market to inflate the price. Same goes for RentIts a developing story. What will be done about it who knows. But the strategy of buying 10 or building ten houses and only letting 1 sell every 6 months to keep the price elevated is a real thing. Atleast in Florida
>>522105845at this rate it will be achieved in 1,000 years.
>>522106185keep voting harder & don't forget to pay your taxes, goy
>>522096695Delusional. But would be nice if true.
>>522082712no, im sorry retardmericans this house is 120k MAX.
>>522082712these anglos are all trying to become billionaires, obviously doesnt work. in the process of becoming they consume each other. this is like looking from the outside inside a wild animal den of all sort of brown and shitbrown animals that hate each other and only see themselves.there is no herd, why are all these animals strangers.
>>522082712we should do the needful and mercy-euthanize the anglos. the canucks are on the right track with their death beds.
>>522084356Only possibility is the house is in California,assuming it's not a troll account to show how stupid people are.
>>522082712Thats a 150k home max.
>>522082712A product's worth is determined by the buyer, not the delusional seller who thinks his toothpick and cardboard box is worth nearly two and a half times more than he bought it 4 years ago.
>>522105845no way they can defend that straight ass border in Saudi Arabia
>>522082712This house isn't worth more than about 250k, in a sane economy
That house can easily go for 2 million dollars in the right neighborhood in Toronto.
>>522092402Wtf is that shit? ACCORDING TO FRANCE, THE ORIGIN:Monarchists --> rightEvery ohlocratic retard --> leftBy fucking physical position in their Assembly or some shit.
>>522082855t. texas
>>522093780Most new builds use zip system sheathing.
>>522082712All home flippers should be flipped off a tall roof.
>>522082712>It's now worth $1.7 million,>but no one can afford to buy it
>>522096206>Houses are extremely expensive to maintainOno if you're a retard with zero handyman skills
>>522097240sex
>>522082911It's called Tract housing and you will love it.
>>522104990>t. full of shit
>>522107621It's a suburban house, far from everything except grocery stores and goyslop stops. Suburban plots of land are like 4000-5000 sq ft. That should cost like 50k tops. The i stick a barndo build on it which looks better and is more structurally sound than a popsicle stick house, 35k if I go all out. That's what a tiny little suburban house on an itty bitty plot of land should cost since you barely get anything and have to commute.We got fucked, admit it. We need a dictator at this point to just say if you charge more than reasonable costs you go to prison.
>>522084356you're right it doesn't, what you're paying for is a "zero, or at most very, very minimal nigger interaction" premium. 90% of the price is for that.
>>522082712If you don't have buyers for 1.7 it's not worth 1.7.
>>522116449the house isn't for sale for 1.7 million you fucking retarded zoomers that fall for bait accounts and can't do a simple google image searchhttps://www.redfin.com/MN/Lakeville/20110-Globe-Dr-55044/home/194719813
>>522084138god i hope so. hope this world isnt completely lost. hope we still mock the ridiculous.
>>522116660>this house isn't 1.7 million retards>actually it's only 600kYou really aren't helping your case here burger
>>522082712if nobody's willing to buy it at 1.7m it's not worth 1.7m, i don't care what your neighbors houses are selling for.
>>522102162That's not mud...
>>522085293That's a $250k house unless it's in some retarded overpriced city.
>>522089898This looks like one of those houses you don't really own, it's a historical building that the city has a say in renovations and you have to go out of your way and spend a ton of money refurbishing, and it'll only ever be worth less than what you spend on it.
>worth>but no one can afford to buy it I hate these shitbox homes. If I an spending $1.7 million on something I would build a quality house. Look at that piece of shit with boomer grass all over it
I hope every boomer loses everything
>>522117152Its most likely a retarded overpriced boomer city
>>522096206yeah, it's about 5k a year and that's if you want to actually improve the house rather than just maintain itand yes i am a homo-ner
>>522084399Is shitposting on X more fun than on /pol/?
If no one can buy it then it is not worth thateco 101 supply and demand>>522082855checkedop btfo'd
>>522092736The funniest part is when you have 2 subdivisions next to each other and the developers don't get along so you get connecting streets that are completely misaligned on purpose
>>522082911You live in north america aka the most soulless cultureless continent. Good luck bro
>>522082712Surely this account is trolling. Anyone that makes moves like this easily knows how to "unlock their wealth"
>>522082855I'm going to be honest with you. I think that house is worth $30,000.
>>522082712i get that the job and housing markets are shit right now but the "omg we'll never be able to buy a house again" is just faggot whining. i bought my house at 23 when i was only making 65k. literally all you have to do is stop looking inside the city>muh interest rateswho gives a shit when inflation is so bad you'll be able to pay it off for the cost of 3 cheeseburgers in a few years
>>522082712What's the gold price in the same time frame?
>>522090139kek a bank loan would have saved them at the cost of lining some jews pocket
>>522117542More profitable. >you do it for free.
>>522082855https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/20110-Globe-Dr_Lakeville_MN_55044_M99843-34502
>>5220898981800s infrastructure, no insulation, 50% taxes. no one is buying that shit
