What would you do if you had a time machine?
Stop you from making this thread.
>>522084845Enrich myself personally without contributing anything meaningful to society.
>>522084845this
>>522084845Id go back to 3000 BC and gun down every tribal proto jew to prevent the jew cancer from ever existing
>>522084845Unless its calculations included position in space as well as time, immediately die after using it.
>>522084845tell Moot to kick out that fat pedo RapeApe and never sell 4chan to Hiro
I time machine could be used to gain early access to the sexual organ of the universe and allow me to be first to it, allowing me to escape the purpose of the apparatus and become the God over it, and begin getting to work on the reality of the arrangement that creates universes for the fruition of aims. Infinite money and immortality become instantly possible with a time machine, and with that infinite intelligence and power, and with that, the only quest left undone, is to create a universe by becoming the Capital-G God of the physics engine.
>>522084845SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAINTOPSSEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAINTOPS
>>522084895This. God damn OP
>>522084845I'd warn the pope about Martin luther
>>522084845Have sex with Anne Frank
>>522084845Probably tell my dad to make some investments He’s rich now, but he decided to pursue a PhD instead of doing other stuff with his life in his 20s. He was a valedictorian but that pursuit was literally based on him trying to maintain an appearance. I would even get my current dad to record a video message of himself to verify this decision
Buy bitcoin
>>522084845I’d do my best to try and convince Hadrian I am from the future and that all the Jews must be killed or we will live in globohomo nigger mania
>>522084845win some billion dollar lotteries, buy Bitcoin. etc.
>>522084845go back to ancient rome with all our current knowledge and a bunch of LSD and MDMA, then we set sail for the new world without niggers and there will be no trail of tears, for there will be no one to travel it
>>522084845Kill all jews
>>522084845I would go back to every major false flag and have a book published BEFORE the day, to show off how absolutely dumb secret society members are. Every one playing a role has low self esteem.I'd even be there for 9/11, videotaping the port authority weeks before getting the building.And don't get me started on COVID and Sandy Hook LMFAO
I would save Beebo.
>>522084845I would kill Hitler's father early in his life and force his mother to spawn him from somebody different to see how much that changes the timeline.
>>522084845I would tell American sailors to start cutting off nigger balls like the Berber Arabs and Turks did. And for good measure I'd also convince the federal government to protect the sailors and punish those who protested against it. I'm just saying, there's a reason Arab countries and Turkey don't have a rampant nigger infestation.
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>>522084960>whoops haha I forgot my line again. >lets just take it from the top, can you hand me another bottle of oil please?
>>522084845Jeff Magnum
>>522084845Slip my mother the morning after pill..
Warn Hadrian what will happen if he doesn't reduce them to zero.
>>522084845I would go back to the last time i took a shit, and take it again.
>>522084845I'd go back and ward Titus not to scatter the Jews across the nations but to round them up and kill them ALL. I would tell him that doing so would make him the greatest man to ever walk the earth.
>>522084845I'd go back in time to ancient India and spread Anthrax
If I had a time machine? Man, I don't know. Two chicks, man. Two chicks at the same time.
>>522084845Hmmm let’s see >Save European and White birthrates >Save East Asian birthrates. >Stop the one child policy in China >Stop the plaza accords, and keep Japan as a world superpower >Stop the dissolution of the USSR>Stop East German unification, stop the wall falling. >Stop the dissolution of Yugoslavia and Czechoslovakia >stop the Yugoslavia wars and instead instigate two wars during the late 80s and 90s. First a war between Greece and Turkey over Cyprus. Ends with some border changes, population exchange, and Cyprus formally divided into the two countries and both countries militarized . >Then a war between Albania and Yugoslavia over Kosovo. The war will end with Albania and Yugoslavia dividing Kosovo between Albanian and Serb populations but besides that no territory changes. >stop turning the EEC into the EU, also never expand the EEC behind the original 7 members. >Europe maintains actual neo-imperialism and Eurocentrism. >Stop the Hart-Celler immigration change. >Prevent 9/11 and the patriot act >rule “RICO” as unconstitutional so the Italian mafia maintains control of the underworld >Make sure the Catholic Church exterminates all sex abusing priests and prevent that whole scandal >keep the Catholic Church conservative, if not traditional >stop brown and black immigrants going to Europe or East Asia Jeeze I’d do a lot desu.
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>>522084845I'd go boomer mode and go to the 60s, give an employer a firm handshake, buy a house for next to nothing, say 'hello' to a random 10/10, and be set for life with her.Also, I will vote the most leftist shit I can vote for, welcome hordes of browns, leave nothing for our kids, and together with kikes just take a huge dump on future generations.
>>522085819>>522085949>'chicks dig guys with time travel'>*leans back and sips beer
>>522084895
is that porn
>>522084845give the umayyad caliphate gun powder and electricity
>>522084845Fix women.
>>522084845your mom
>>522084960>this is the future they took from us
>>522085349Based
>>522084845Obviously I would ensure that the Confederacy wins the war. Then I would save Ann from the nazis and marry her in my family estate with 50 industrial grade bucks who can outperform the finest tractors picking cotton.
>>522084960gross
>>522084845go to 1912 and visit some 'bankers' with my 1911
>>522084845Visit Jesus
>>522084845Depends. Does my going back in time spin off a new timeline? Or does the timeline I go to in history have effects in the timeline OP and I are currently in?I'm going to assume a new timeline is spun off, but that I can come back to this timeline. That being the case, I'd go to some archaeological sites like Stonehenge, the Pyramids, and the part of the Grand Canyon we're not allowed in, get footage of how those things were built, and return.I'd also go back to the 1970's or 1980's, study gene and infectious disease technology until I developed a virus that would kill off 90+% of niggers, jeets, and jews, bring that virus back to this timeliene, and release it.
>>522088649what about 100% ?
>>522084845Show Hadrian the modern world and inspire him to kill all hebrews and finish off Judea instead off annexing it as Syria Palaestina.
>>522088742My understanding of targeting genetics with infectious diseases is very limited, but 100% seems a pretty tall order.I'd rather not let the perfect be the enemy of the good.Also, I had an indian manager once who was very cool, not nepotistic, and not scammy at all. I'd like to give him a chance.Wiping out 90% of all three of those races/lines would still have amazing positive effects for the rest of us.
>>522084845stop the french revolution
