https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCcGkGTYonw>Non-toxic amount of fiberglassEvery young person who eats these will die of random cysts, pimples and cancer internally after 10-20 years time.Minimum wage Julio, Chan and Sadiq on the job.
>>522086185Holy shit! A random cyst just flew over my lower intestine!
>>522086185>HELPS WITH TEXTUREwell that settles it poisoning justified
Is anything fucking edible anymore? Do I have to hunt my food and grow my crops at this point?!
>>522086610>grow my cropsDo you have a license for that seed?Remember it is only good for 2025 and you need a new license next year. We will genetically inspect your crops to maintain compliance. The contract you signed when you opened the seed bag agrees to this.
>>522086610I just can't believe how comically evil "food" companies are these days. I mean, if you read about muck raking, they were always this way. But they're just as evil as ever. Cancer causing agents? Sure! Add it in!What do we do with coal runoff? I know! We'll repackage it as "margarine".How should we feed our pigs? Let's make them eat raw plastic and moldy bread! Like, how fucking evil do you have to be to dream up this stuff? And yet it's all true.
Oh, and I forgot the most recent gem:Bill Gates is financing a company that's exploring spraying gene modification onto crops. So, for example, if you don't want to take a certain "vaccine" they're pushing, they'll just dump it into the food supply. The idea this might catastrophically destroy the human genome doesn't matter to them in the slightest.
>>522086573>helps with textureThis is like taco bell claiming they added sand to their meat to make it mix better
People will actually watch a whole parody video like this thinking it's real no matter how edgy or how many hints they drop.
>>522087394It does hint at how cosmetics actually DO contain various plastics ("glitter") and other literal trash.
>>522087009These people need to literally be killed in real life. They're literally threatening our continued existence directly. I wouldn't be surprised if the world governments were run by a central AI skynet deliberately trying to slow boil kill us all.
>>522087394>parody videoPepsi uses aborted fetal cell culture lines as flavoring. Purchased from a comapny called Senomyx.
clocked this was fake after lime breath mints wasn't funny
>>522086948They do it because it isn't illegal, and either way, the process of making it illegal takes so long that they'll find a worse solution by the time the first one was banned
