>age around 30>baseball cap>a bit fat>has a toyato pickup truck>tired of his existence>is friendly to everyone during small talk but hides his powerlevel>divorced with kids snatched away>Polo T-shirt, Khaki/black PantsIs that you?
>anon thinks of a new way to data mineFuck off.
>>522098187Who me?Couldn't be!>Then who?Maybe you
>>522098187>age around 30I'm 76>baseball capNope>a bit fatYep>has a toyato pickup truck1997 Cadillac DeVille, owned since new>tired of his existenceI could tolerate another 10-15 years on this planet>is friendly to everyone during small talk but hides his powerlevelAt 76 I am openly racist and rude to everyone (except beautiful young women, of course)>divorced with kids snatched awayKids are grown. 7 grand kids. Plenty to keep the wife off my back. We'll be together until one of us croaks.>Polo T-shirt, Khaki/black PantsButton down shirt and sweat pantsAlso, fuck Canada. I hope I live long enough to see your shitty country collapse
>>522098642based gramps
>>522098187>toyatolol
>>522098642>I am openly racist and rude to everyone (except beautiful young women, of course)holy heckin based tradsimp
>>522098187>age around 30Closer to 40>baseball capNo>a bit fatNot even close>has a toyato pickup truckNope.>tired of his existenceNot yet.>is friendly to everyone during small talk but hides his powerlevelYes.>divorced with kids snatched awayNever even held hands with a woman.>Polo T-shirt, Khaki/black PantsSometimes.
>>522098642Well done gramps
I love datamining>age around 30Yes>baseball capNot bald so naw plus hats r gay>a bit fatNo bonerack>has a toyato pickup truckSuzuki motorcycle >tired of his existenceAlways>is friendly to everyone during small talk but hides his powerlevelNo i bring it out when possible >divorced with kids snatched awayNo dating a 19 yo i wanna impregnate >Polo T-shirt, Khaki/black PantsVcut shirt to show off my collarbones, jeans and work boots
>datamining gaylord2/10 so far
>>522098187>I bet every dude on /pol/
>>522098187hey poojeet, is this you?
>>522099177>Suzuki motorcycleIn canada?
>>522098642Based as fuck oldbro.
>>522099325Do they have snow tires for motorcycles lol
>>522098642>At 76 I am openly racist and rude to everyone (except beautiful young women, of course)booms are such loser simps. yeah, you still got it, you senile faggot.
>>522098187> 45-50> several baseball caps> fit> chevy pickup truck amongst others > love life > yes, but that’s anyone with a above average iq > never married and no kids > wear tshirts and shorts and hoodies year round in a nothern state
>>522099438>booms are such loser simpsCharming a beautiful woman is not the same as simping you moron. I make them laugh, I don't give them money.What a fucking embarassment your generation is. How many times did you masturbate today you little fag? Get a job
>>522099325Yeah? Its a 99 marauder i also gots a 82 fxr harley from me dad
>>522098187what is this from?
>>522099746>i-im still charming!!dickless peanut brain fucking loser.
>>522098187>age 45>baseball capyes, i even have a runnings hat (picrel)>>a bit fatno, 21 bmi>has a toyato pickup trucknope>tired of his existenceyes>is friendly to everyone during small talk but hides his powerlevelkinda, im acting more chud like everyday>divorced with kids snatched awayno way>Polo T-shirt, Khaki/blacksweat pants and a shirt
>>522098642Gramps' shirt collar has small buttons that fasten to the shirt. Unless he meant "button-up" which refers to the front closure with buttons. A button-down is a type of button-up shirt, but not all button-up shirts are button-downs because only button-downs have a buttoned collar. America fuck ya!
>>522098187>Baseball cap>Polo shirt>Khaki pantsAmericans need to stop dressing like down syndromers.
>>522098642Larperald
>age around 30Yes>baseball capNo, I have nice hair and a strong hairline so prefer to show it off while I still can>a bit fatI am a lean marathon runner and trying to build muscle to no avail>has a toyato pickup truckPickups are an abomination. I drive an old sedan that I own outright>tired of his existenceYes>is friendly to everyone during small talk but hides his powerlevelYes>divorced with kids snatched away>implying I can get laid>Polo T-shirt, Khaki/black PantsCollared shirts, crew neck sweaters, chinos, dress shoes, flannels, skinny jeans, boots
>>522099245that ugly tranny can't even tell the difference between peepee and apu, pathetic>>522101050have you ever run in a marathon that you had to qualify for?
>>522098642>I'm 76Based oldfag
>>522101050Do you just pull a trailer to haul materials on?
>>522098187No I'm a white guy with long dark brown hair that looks like a weeb/serial killer(I'm not)Never had kids, don't own a vehicle right now and never had a pickup truckThere CIA more info for you like you don't already know who I am
>>522098187I look way better than him
>>522099932>dickless peanut brain fucking loser.I have 7 grandchildren, I drive a Cadillac, and my house is paid off.What do you have besides a chip on your shoulder? Fucking loser
>>522099746You make me laugh too, you fucking loser.
>>522098187https://youtu.be/eHiSpiXbqE0
>>522098642>Also, fuck Canada.Hold on there, that's not fair.Plenty of fucking retards from every land, but the land and most peeps are still fine.
>>522101352>you fucking loser.I'm 76 and I get a pension and social security. Basically the government pays me to make fun of morons like you. Go fuck yourself and God bless America!
haha i know what you're doing
Mid 40sBall cap sometimes Like a rock era Chevy truck Loves life, love JesusHangs out with rednecks so we can tell nigger jokes
>>522101133>have you ever run in a marathon that you had to qualify for?Hell no, you pretty much need sub-3 hours to qualify and I run a 3:30:00. I'd love to push harder and get there but it's fucking difficult>Do you just pull a trailer to haul materials on?I have never needed to. I live in the city
>>522101448are you really in guate? how are the people treating american tourists? are they pissed about trump? i need to go down there but dont want to deal with any bullshit
>>522098187>>age around 30yes>>baseball capyes>>a bit fatyes>>has a toyato pickup truckRAM, fuck modern Toyota>>tired of his existenceyes>>is friendly to everyone during small talk but hides his powerlevelmostly>>divorced with kids snatched awayyes>>Polo T-shirt, Khaki/black Pantsno
>>522101519>Basically the government pays me to make fun of morons like you.It seems that you've only repeated my elder abuse back to me in greentext. Go on, give it a try, you withering faggot.
>>522098642>I'm 76let me guess, a 2016 plebbit transfuge after the r/ptg ban?
>>522098187No im a small elderly asian women.Moshi moshi.
>>522101767It seems like you can't readPar for the course for your worthless generation
>>522098642Lmao no way post hand grandpa
>>522101912The only tranny here is you
>>522101995You saying that was your best shot, or that your vision and cognition have degraded too far to read the IDs? Mediocre doesn't begin to describe you boomer welfare queens.
>>522102046a transfuge is a defector you uncultured old fart
>>522102046Fuckin legend bro>t. Married millennial n shit
>>522102158When is the last time YOU made a woman laugh? And them laughing at your tiny penis doens't count. I mean with your wit and charm. I'd wager never.
>>522102187Everybody shits moron, not just trannies. This is what I get for engaging with a frog
>>522098187>>age around 30I'd say 35 - 55
>>522102359Have you demonstrated anything close to wit in this thread? Stop bullshitting us. You have who knows how long left and you're trying to stroke your ego by pretending you're a stud the Internet, despite the fact that you need a stair lift to go to bed. Tell me, does that sound witty, or does that sound like a sad fucking moron?
>>522098187>I betYou loseWhat do I get if I winKys jeetoid
>>522102638>trying to stroke your ego by pretending you're a studDo you see what a fucking loser you are? I just said I like talking to beautiful women and making them laugh. That used to be something every normal man could do. You are the one who called me a stud. How fucking pathetic your generation is that you think a man has to be some kind of stud just to talk to a woman.
>>522102948Is your generation at fault for anything in your learned opinion?
>>522103072>Is your generation at fault for anything in your learned opinion?Yes, we didn't beat our kids and look what a bunch of faggots you all turned out to be.
>>522098187>has a toyato pickup truckPlz jew. We dont drive anymore
>>522098187>Is that you?Negative, I am a meat popsicle
>>522098187No I'm more like the first twink.
>>522098187>age around 30closer to 40 now desu>baseball capnever>a bit fatLift and cardio 4 times a week. Not shredded but definitely not fat either>has a toyato pickup truckHonda Pilot Elite>tired of his existenceLife is tiring because we are called by Christ to bear the suffering of the world for others>is friendly to everyone during small talk but hides his powerlevelThis but will occasionally let loose about the joos after a few drinks >divorced with kids snatched awayhappily married with 3 kids>Polo T-shirt, Khaki/black Pantsnever and you're a faggot for making this thread
>>522102948I'm not calling you a stud, you delusional geriatric fuck. I'm saying you're trying to project such a status based on the claim that you bothered the girl at the grocery store checkout when you were buying your prunes and metamucil, and as a captive audience with her job at stake, she chose to make a laugh sound rather than knee you in your useless balls. Sorry to not explain this in a way a 70 year old child who never had to meaningfully compete for all of the undeserved things he has could understand the first time around.
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