Born in Israel. Moved to NYC then California. Became the "ShamWow" guy. Beat up a sex worker. Got sued by his assistant for allegedly stalking, abusing, and groping her. Made a movie that got a 1 out of 100 on MetaCritic. Now he's running for Congress in Texas.Republicans really know how to pick em
Give him a pass i mean cmon hes the shamwow guy LMAO
>>522109869>order now, and I'll throw in another 70 billion for israel, absolutely free!
>>522109869>Germans always make great stiff
>>522109869He will make an excellent addition to the Israel first team.
>>522109869Wait until you see his early life!
>>522109869The movie was very funny and score brigaded
>>522109869i thought he died?
>>522109869not jewish enough!
>>522109869This nigga is 61 years old now
For sure I thought this guy died like a decade ago.
>>522110066>Offer ShlomiI had no idea he had such a kikey name lmao
>>522109869Cocaine is a hell of a drug
>>522109869you're gonna love my zutts
>>522109869Didn't he get in trouble for beating a hooker?
>>522109869I vote for the worst candidates who aren't women at this point because I'm accelerationist. The system is rotten to its core the only solution is to burn it down. That being said even when actively trying to destroy a nation women shouldn't be given power.
>>522109869Remember that time he beat up a hooker?
>>522110149He just got arrested for beating up a hooker is all. Billy Mays was the one who died.
>>522109869Didn't he bite a hooker's toung off?
>>522110149you're thinking of billy mays
>>522110149You're thinking of the other TV sales guy that died of a cocaine overdose.
>>522109869I don't care. As long as he's a true racist and truly America-first I'll vote for him. The bar ain't that high these days.
>>522110199>you're gonna love my zutts
>>522109869>guy who can sell anything is joining the server
>>522110262SHAM FUCKING WOW!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tGKGRWoYrA
>>522109965I really really like this image. Can I save it ?
>>522110252Yeah, burn it down. I'm sure everything will end up much better two weeks later. It definitely won't be a chaotic dystopia for generations.
>>522110467
>>522109869https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdWuQP6862U
>>522109869SHAMWOW GUY IS BASED HE DID NOTHING WRONG WITH BEATING UP THAT HOOKERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CztvSpKdCeY
>>522110149Why you posting my national shield leaf
>>522109869Vince is based Id vote for himHe did nothing wrong. The bitch bit him
>>522109869He's unironically quintessential, burger, politican material
>>522109869Not the first time I voted for a salesman. Won't be the last either.
>>522109869Oh look, another sam hyde adjacent (he was on PGL and is big fans of MDE) public figure that just "happens" to find the funds and networking to run for a public office in service of the current uniparty agenda (but media made out to look like "an underdog").He definitely isn't getting any of that thiel/roger stone/RINO-jew-side-of-the-uniparty slush fund cash to be a well-recognized puppet who stands good chance to win on his name and past TV works alone in an unthinking and purposely biotech made more mentally retarded electorate or anything....
>>522110292No she tried to bite HIS tongue off. That's why he beat her.
KEK
>>522109869Vince Offer, born Offer Shlomi on April 25, 1964, in Beersheba, Israel
>>522109869Based, Total Woke deadf.
>>522110262>>522110235Yeah. He's based >>522110292No the hooker bit his tongue so he hit her so she would stop and let go of his tongue
>>522110666This. He'd fit right in as a peak burgerpunk politician
>>522110149You're probably thinking of bilLY MAYS HERE, FOR THE....
>>522110737He's a retarded fag, I'd vote for him for the lulz though.>No the hooker bit his tongue so he hit her so she would stop and let go of his tongueHow do you give a woman two black eyes while they're currently biting your tongue? Like literally how would that even work? Someday I might need to know this technique, I find crazy bitches hot.
Is there a difference between "Shlomi" ans "Shlomo?>asking for a goy
>>522109869He's going to win 100%, place your bets
>you ARE gonna love my nuts
>>522110111Funny story about why that happened. He's not only an Israeli Jew, he's also an ex Scientologist.
>>522111523>doesn't even have any shamwow guy editslurk moar newfag, if you respond to a classic meme like Vince with Vance faggotry you don't belong here.
>>522109869If I had a time machine and went back 20 years I would not be able to convince a single soul of the absurd world that is our timeline.
>Offer Shlomi (Hebrew: עופר שלומי; born April 25, 1964)
>>522111523Oops, wrong pic.
>>522111881Texans know that G-d loves those that love Israel
>>522109869>sex workerShut the fuck up whiteknight faggot
>>522109869I thought he died from meth
The guy's a legit crack addict at this point, if you haven't been keeping up with him. Fun in small spurts but if he ever has to speek for an extended period you can really see just how off the rails he is.Would be funny if he won, but I doubt he'll be able to after people realize the state he's in once he has to debate or give a speech or anything really.
>>522110988>two black eyes while they're currently biting your tongue?first of all, it only takes 1 hit in the middle to give someone two black eyes. Secondly it's not impossible to swing over your head.
>>522109869>Voting for an inferior product.
Hey Butthead, I'm gonna run for congress and legalize hookers. We're definitely gonna score now!
>>522112003this isnt 2009-2010 anymore also you will love his nuts
>>522109869>sex worker
>>522109869BOGGED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GWs7WrNkeE
>>522109869You forgot to mention he is so insufferable that he's literally the only person ever to be kicked out of Scientology. People get in trouble with the church for heresy and such but he's the only one who was deemed too annoying even for them.
>>522109869>Born in Israel.ohh thats too bad, he cant run for POTUS.
>>522112008I guess it depends on the angle she was at. I've used a Shamwow before, so I know he's a bald faced liar. So between a crackwhore and a lying Jew, I'm just going to say I have no credible sources of information about what happened. It's like that thing where Viper was arrested for alledgedly Fritzling some crackwhore in his garage for a few years, on one hand Viper's definitely not all there, but on the other hand the person accusing him is a crackwhore and the cops weren't able to find her again for further questioning.
How on earth can Americans be saved from this jewish hell without end?
>>522110005>you're gonna love my talmud
He only got big because Billy Mays died
>>522112204The man's whole life is basically a meme. He's like a Jewish version of Viper.
>>522112289
>>522110262Knocked some asian into her
>candidate with a checkered past>Republicans really know how to pick emWhat self-important liberals don't understand is that these blatantly obvious character flaws tend to make a candidate more endearing and relatable to a good segment of the voting populace.If Democrats had the balls to support a seasoned wife beater, an unapologetic deadbeat dad, or a convicted felon for office they'd probably win more elections. Unapologetic assholes are an underappreciated marketing gimmick in recent political innovation
>>522112437Slapped the Chop suey outta her.
>>522110262She deserved it. Look what she did to him
>>522112646Forgot pic
>>522110170>OfferHe was literally born to sell stuff.
>>522110988
>>522112670>yfw she doesn't love your nuts
>>522112670isnt it johnny knoxville or that foe guy?
>>522109869The Mandela Effect strikes again. I swear to god I remember reading about this guy dying. I'm 100 percent sure of it. What the hell kind of timeline is this?
>>522110692FML.This subversive fuck knew exactly what he was doing with that frohawk spike hairdo.
>>522109869>>>>>>>>>sex worker
>>522109869He's a jew, born in Israel. Just saying.
dont care, still a classic meme.
>>522109869OH FUCK WOKE IS IN TROUBLE NOW
>>522112670>>522112646We have no idea what actually happened. The only two people who were present were a crackwhore and a man who will tell you with a straight face that the Shamwow is actually a good product.
>>522112670the jewishness really shows with age. he got that lou reed monke look.
>>522112828Mandela effect is for midwits who cant explain remembering something wrong. You are stupid and thats all it is, no special word for it. You are wrong and dumb. Its billy mays who died
>>522112828see >>522110939
>>522110262He probably nutted, and then wanted to nut again because he paid for an hr but she probably tried to Jew him and ask for more cash.
>>522109869How did he convince Ari Shaffir to reboot his Amazing Racist sketches for that dogshit movie? How much do you think he paid him?
>>522112875>Offer Shlomikek
>>522109869non natives shouldn't be allowed to be in the government.
>>522112875>shlomo offerjfk
>>522109869>he saved us time in the kitchen>now he is going to send women back there
>>522112875You can't even parody this shit anymore it's long since jumped the shark. sad.
>>522113133eh. you'll have to try harder shlomi.
Insiders report Cathy Mitchell will run against him on the Democrat ticket
>>522109869>Offer Shlomi was born in Beersheva, Israel. holy shit I thought you were just fucking around
>>522110262>I would never, ever put my hands on a woman>until she bites down on my tongue>THEN I START WAILING AWAY>gotta do something to free my face
>>522113008Meh, it's pretty well understood that if you pay for an hour you're paying to nut once. I'm not saying it's right, but it's pretty Jewish to try and go "akschually" to get more service out of a hooker.
>>522113400This is why he will win, he's fucking hilarious
>>522113400I'm torn, on the one hand she's obviously crazy, on the other hand she's really fucking hot and being crazy kinda makes her hotter.
>>522109869This guy is awesome because he bashed hookers in a cocaine fuelled rage, and as we all know, prostitutes aren't real people.
>>522109869>went on podcast with sam hyde>talks about getting canceled due to wokeness>says hes jewish>says sam must just be ironic and satirical with the antisemitism stuff, right? Right?lolWhy cant these right wing jews recognize the superjews ARE fucking shit up for everyone, including them but they cant stop a single bit of corruption if its their own people doing it. The thought of getting holocausted keeps them in check even though it didnt happen and they know it>>522110262That hooker put him in a self defense situation>pay hooker>she bites your tongue>punch her to get this crazy bitch off of you
>>522109869
>>522113534My dude, you're just assuming that the fucking Shamwow guy was telling the truth. This guy's whole thing was making boldfaced lies. >>522113600You know the Germans make good stuff.
>>522109869i would personal vote no on biters
>>522109869Can you choose your name on the ballot? If he rans as ShamWow Guy then maybe he has a chance.
>>522110149The cornucopia which is what fed the second Saturn (Jupiter) in the cave.
How is this not posted
>>522110149came here to poat this he fucking died
>>522113654If the hooker wants to tell a different story she can post her tits and tell us in this thread
>>522110139LITERALLY named Vince Shlomo
>>522109869Anti-woke is synonymous with "I love Israel and believe in Israelite fiction". Guarantee he's a christian. The most subhuman and retarded of the population are always either christian or muslim.
>>522109869>>522109869Born in Isreal? So he's a Jew?
>>522114163>Guarantee he's a christian.Offer Schlomi, born in Beersheva Israel, former member of the Church of Scientology. Yeah, guaranteed to be a Christian.
>>522109869sometimes a woman just needs to be told
>>522109869He cute.
>>522110988>How do you give a woman two black eyes while they're currently biting your tongue?When you're a lying Jewish sociopath, all things are within the realm of possibility.
>>522110737What if you hit the person and they jerk and end up chomping through your tongue? Seems risky. Best not to get into such a situation in the first place.
>>522110149You're from that timeline too? I miss zeppelin travel
>>522110005/threadhe's exactly what the god fearing christards will love
>>522110149>>522110118Yank gf told me he was dead after I showed her a funny le maymay. I swear we checked and he was.
>>522110149>>522110118You 2 retards are thinking of Billy Mays
>>522110262It was self defense she tried to rape him
>>522110692You just know this nigger wrote every single word himself
>>522110315Billy was into cocaine?
>>522109869You shittin' me?
>>522110661why does austria have a camel on it
>>522109869>Born in Israel.gay>Moved to NYC then California. omega gay>Became the "ShamWow" guybased>Beat up a sex workeromega based. By my calculation he's getting more based by the year, soon he'll be slaughtering jeets by the 1000s
My family worked as a contractor for the company that made these commercials. Never heard anything negative about the sham wow guy. Billy Mays was a nut though. Would show up to shoots in a limousine lol. Many of these early infomercials were shot at the now defunct California Image Associates studios in Rancho Cordova, CA. The good old days of TV production...
>>522109869yea gigabased kek
>>522109869>born in IsraelIt's amazing how many talentless people in US media circa mid 20th century to now this applies to
>>522111663Nicely said.
>>522112264>>522112951Lmao. What a conundrum!
>>522113133Trump has already sent Mexican women back into Mexican kitchens.
>>522110262holy fucking shit that is based!
>>522109869Is he still getting into fights with hookers?
>>522110149avg Mandela effect enjoyer
>>522109869>Beat up a sex worker.She bit his lip and refused to let go until he was forced to pummel her, once she learned who he was.Also he's a Jew, unsurprisingly. Nothing organic about Jews in media, ever. His masonic lodge probably told him to run for office somewhere.
>>522112981>Mandela effect is for midwits who cant explain remembering something wrong.>You are stupid and thats all it is, no special word for it. You are wrong and dumb.this.... /pol/ is 90iq browns and wiggers
Republicans are trashy and low-class, all they nominate are semi-retarded celebrities.
>>522122131christie noem and lauren boebert make my cock SO HARD bro you cant even imagine
>>522110262Who the fuck kisses a hooker on the mouth?
Americans really are their lifestock, huh?Its insane.
>>522112981>>522121925>moron can't comprehend complex topic so insults the intelligence of others who do understandWhy dont you use your original countries' flag instead of american? No no, Im surre we are all wrong. truly all the worlds mysteries are known by our great midwits, truly the median IQ people are the smartest, if they werent others wouldn't agree with them!
>>522110235She's a sex worker you bigot.
>>522110149That was Billy Mays. He died the same year Offer Shlomi here beat up the hooker. 2009.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwwN6KRD8OI
>>522110262He got my vote
He's a crip too. Neat.
>>522110692Oh no nonno no no He ain't got my vote
>>522109869Great another LickSpittal Jew Pmping-ZOG'ry...Israel / Niggers&Jews-First!
>>522127465That's all whites and europeans yes. You're the golem.
>>522110988He could've put a finger in her ass
>>522128068Imagine looking at the ShamWow guy running for congress and still like the little ball of neurotic spite that you are projecting this hard.
>>522109919fpbp
>>522110680name one thing Sam has ever pushed in favour of uniparty policy
>>522109869Another culture warrior distraction clown moron instead of a fixer. Texas deserves him.
>>522110199>>522110367
>>522128241
>>522109869Id rather rip a line and vote for the Oxyclean guy.
>>522110680Its parodical at this point.
>>522128416US foreign policy, think tanks and NGOs did that. Deliberately.
>>522109869VOTING IS FAKE AND JEWISH
>>522110692>crank chop
>>522109869Foreign-born people should not be allowed to hold office here.
>>522110262moving to the us to vote for this man nowbrb
>>522109869COME ON WE LOVE HIS NUTS!
>>522110262Hit her again!
>>522129295Not JUST foreign born, anyone that hasn't lived in the US for at least 10 years prior holding office should be banned from any type of government service. Just got back from serving in the IDF? Fuck off, you're not a US government employee, ever.
>>522109869You guys joke but Idve voted for Billy Mays. IDK I feel like I could trust him
>>522118996did you not see the energy he delivered in those sales pitches?
>>522109869He's weird looking. Like how can someone just look like a scammer.
>>522109869A jew running for another US political spotNo way.
>>522131708Physiognomy. You can make a pretty decent guess as to what kind of person someone is just by looking at their face.
>>522112715>SLAPCHOP
>Vince that sleazy dirtbag fuck is back at itHe'd get my vote if I lived in that shithole called texas.And if you bite down on it, your ass is gonna think Vince's name was Rocky.
>>522109869No way he’s a jew
>>522109869We're gonna love his nuts
>>522128863Weird way to spell Jews
>>522109869Don't look up his real name, 100% Israeli scam artist although the Slap Chop remix is pretty good.>>522110692He's been a scam artist his entire life.
>>522109869Doing this stuff is how you become the political elite
>>522119103It’s Peru, retard. And that’s a llama
>>522110066ontop of that hes a flaming faggot with the lisp and all
>>522109869He can at least count on full support from the Goyim on Wheels. Fuck texisrael
>>522128391im honestly surprised nobody has put a bullet in sams head yet.
He will 100% be invited to the white house lol
