/pol/ humor thread.
>>522116142post the one where a bunch of jeets gets crushed by a house sliding down hill
>>522116142the chink churner
>>522116259You should have started the thread out with this one, you stupid filthy invader turkroach. Glad the chinks are dicking down your roach women though. Maybe a couple of videos you post here will make them stop.
Merry Christmas, everyone.
>>522116259Rabid shitlib animal.
>>522116193murder, bitch turned it on
>>522116142post more gore
>>522116142Imagine getting what you were after in this situation. How was it ever a win?
>>522116166he wanted to increase his izzat among his coworkers being so brave, welp
>>522116259she needs a good fucking, it would straighten her head out
>>522116231the theory that all women never grow after 13yo is proven, I bet she also has '''phd'''
>>522116142That's not very funny. This however, this is fucking funny.
>>522116259AI
>>522117075The only one paying attention.
Sometimes I think I am jewish, but then I realize; I dont transfer my sins into my cock before I beat it.
>>522116231Both of them were out before hitting the ground. Stupid fucking bitch.
>>522116142Do you think it’s cheaper to sacrifice an employee and clean up afterwards than it is to perform basic maintenance?
>>522116142Another humor thread by the same brown today
>>522116259Dumb fuck posting pRofEsSoR crAsH ouT crap from their AI jeetslop channels not knowing it's AI
>>522116231Was HE ok?
>>522116982it wouldn't do anything. women are a foregone conclusion.
>>522116142
lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threadsFace it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
>>522117799whats a poc
>>522117825Nig nog
>>522116142I imagine they discovered his death 12 hours later? lol
>>522116142What's crazy is that no safety precautions will be instituted because of that accident, just the next guy in blue suit up to bat. That exact accident has probably already happened 100's of times, and its just next blue suit up.
>>522117065Elsa you got a VPN
>>522116149dog knew to gtfo there way before. this must happen often.
>>522116142How is that even funny? I seriously doubt that you understand how to operate that machine either.
>>522116293>>522116309>>522117766>>522117905Literal niggers ITT
>>522116982>>522117007>>522118025Truth nuke
>>522116142I swear this is mislabeled.
>>522116524yeah, there was literally no reason for her to turn it on, wtf
>>522116293its AI bro
>>522117065Faggot
>>522118025I alway puzzle at the way so many anons find grim industrial accidents a source of constant hilarity.Maybe I'm supposed to lurk moar but my brain has yet to be rewired to the extent I find these incidents funny rather than repulsive.
>>522118081why are you upset chang?
>>522117065Okay lost. This will always have me keking out loud
>>522116436got a tin last year, it did indeed say made in india
>>522116142Jesus fuckin christ
>>522116259wasn't it a great idea to flood the university system with women? Women like this have been the greatest beneficiaries of affirmative action
>>522118519Why would someone mix ketchup with baking soda??
>>522116259>one word at a time zoomer subtitlesstopped watching
>>522118256>RomaniaKek. Whiter than you groid.
>>522118274Fucking kek. Beauty.
>>522116142Poor bastard didn't deserve that
>>522116212Migatard moment.
>>522117919It just appeared to be the fastest way to fix it and therefore the #1 way.
>>522116231dumb fucking gazelle iq tier bitchshe was staring aright at him and kept going, wasn't even looking at her phone
>>522116259The retards on here who cant see its AI. This website is like facebook
>>522118487A lot of buses have plexiglass barriers like in a taxi cab now.
>>522116149i think people putting crazy amounts of air into a tire to try to get them mount is stupid. I had a tire that wouldnt mount. I wasn't pumping crazy amounts of air in it, or too crazy. I decided to try the other tire/rim. Slipped right on and up no problem. So I took the tire off the other rim again and looked. where the tire comes up out of the little well and slips up the little ramp to the side were it beads, i checked it. the tire had been losing air on that rim. I looked and there was some very slight rust. I took some of that navy gel stuff or wtv and scrubbed it with a wire brush and put that gel on it and let it sit then washed it off and scrubbed it again and then the tire popped right on there and beaded. People doing that shit throwing tons of air in a rim, are litereally retarded and or lazy i jsut found out>but if i put enough air in it it will beadand they will blow. fuckiing its a balloon, a balloon is rubber and it blows/pops too. it will pop righhtin your face that humongous thick balloon your trying to pump up on to their and its not going. just try 200-300 pounds dur hur of air pressure
>>522117919He turned it on before he got his leg out of the way. Its pure darwin.
>>522118195based cat
>>522116149>Indian space program
>>522117799Jeet moment.
>>522118487I would rather have these things in Australia than jeets.
>>522119139No peripheral vision
>>522118979Everything is like Facebook. And worse.
>>522119249Here's a jokeThe age of consent in Mexico
>>522119502that's a jeet joke
>>522117799Checked and blessed
>>522116193it's people like that you gotta watch out for and stay the hell away from. like never go near. he couldnt help it because he was in a workign situation. but he should have watched everyone around him in a dangerous situation like that. something like that is what an idiot, dangerous person can get you killed being near them around it. I had a good friend of mine, his parents wouldnt get him a car. well there was this guy who happened to be his cousin on his mothers side (I think me and this guy were related thru marriage on my dads side or something) who was one of those dangerous, idiot people. He was an idiot and he was always looking to impress and get approval all the time. I remember thinking i wouldnt want to be 20 feet near him if he had a chainsaw. that type.anyway so let's call him Mike (my good friend) I had talked to him about how I could fly in this one car I had, i still talk about it. Someone told me oil shocks but Idk why it could stick to the road so well. Fastest I ever could take curves. Tried a girls car one day with sports shocks and took it a little slower/carefully but faster than i usually would guess to but slower than I did in my 81 monte carlo and it was already screeching tires. So Mike after he turned 18 decided to get out would ride with his cousin to church. One day, they were going to church and this guy decided, for wtv reason, to drive his s-10 pickup truck they said going 110mph around some big curves and wrecked and killed them both.I never said this but, it crossed my mind that I think that Mike had talked about me and my story about going fast in my car, and thats what put that in this idiots mind to do that that day. Point is look out for stupid people around all the time especially when something that could kill you is nearby. thats why I hate just driving in general and drive very defensively
>>522118519Soi faggots and leftist women cooking. No surprises at all
>>522117065your window closed fag. that was only edgy a month ago now it's just another clip. glad you sissies have something to hang on to in this tidal wave of losing.
>>522118979I didn't notice.Now that you say it and I watch it again, there's a black thing on the floor that just vanishes. But besides that, I don't see anything else that gives it away at first look.
>>522116149>>522119035I worked in a garage on over the road trucks. We had a tire in the rack that exploded and the rim knocked a hole through the shop and literally flew over a mountain. Never fucking found it.Moral? Doesn't matter if tires are on the ground or in those safety cages, you're fucked if you're in the way of that rim
>>522118519Kek amateurs behold my magnificent roast chook with garlic, lemon and rosemary. Crispy skin and seriously juicy breast. The trick is keeping it covered with foil until the last 10 mins, and blasting on high to crisp up the skin.
>>522118751>t.
>>522119014that has to be illegal to fuck with people
>>522118487damn, that looked like the final battle in a blockbuster action movie
>>522120307It's not the homeowner's gate. It's a state trail that is closed most of the year. And even if it was the homeowner's gate, the owner would be within their rights to close it whenever they want.Since all cyclists are faggots, it takes them a while to figure out that they can't always go where they want.It's a general failing of faggots, they just never learn that they are not wanted anywhere normal people.
>>522121458Agreed. Fuck cyclists.
>>522116142Wtf even is that machine?
>>522116142What is that machine and what does it do?
Donright Peculiar
>>522116193What was his problem
>>522116259Hell chatGTP? Yeah my teacher is having a meltdown about people using AI, can you give me some tips on how to handle this situation? Thanks in advance for the response, please don't kill me :)
>>522116613I've been looking for the original video of this faggot, but can't find. Can anyone remember his name? He's got a youtube channel.
>>522116259Wtf the German Anon was right, that is an AI VIDEO, LOOK AT THE BLACK BOX THING in the floor
>>522117065Kek
>>522118487>Fake hair KekStupid she nigger
>>522117799Thanks leaf anon!
>>522116142Oh shit it's some sort of mega shredderBrutal
>>522118519I want that churro recipe please
>>522119740threads like these should be shown to small children in school. I'm not even kidding. Sure it will be disturbing, but at least you're being honest to them: if you fuck around, you'll find out eventually. Don't take risks you don't have to. And NEVER trust people you don't know. And be cautious among the ones that you do.
>>522120307cyclists aren't people
>>522118957her boyfriend/husband crosses the road a few seconds ahead of her, shes too busy berating him, her eyes are up but shes looking at him and clearly mouthing off at him and not looking down the road.
>>522116193Lock-out systems prevent this.
>>522119740its not your fault
>>522116259lmao women not even once
>>522117997>the heckin smart, better than us, sexy dog knew to leave. dogs are so smart and we should replace our own children with them. I love dogs because im such a good person.>ur a nigger! niggers dont suck dog dick every 8 seconds!!!
>>522118208Wile E Cyote conditioned me to find them funny
>>522118025Definitely not like that chink
>>522116193>all the nurses appear doing a tiktok dancethey cannot help themselves
>>522118487>bald on bald crime
Check em
>>522122611
>>522117950holy kek
>>52212201090% of black women have fake hair. They call it "wearing a weave". The fake hair? Literally harvested from pajeetess. Negresses in America wear the hair of Pajeets, not even memeing you can look it up
>someone did the leaf blessing before me>it was me
>>522116142this is not funny 2bh>>522116259this - is
>>522122568>nursesit's a bakery retardhave you never seen a dough kneading machine lmao
>>522118213skill issue
>>522123062You don’t even need to burn down the data centers. Just cut the power and the fiber line.
>>522121863https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ug2DOoxJ1g
>>522117348All dutch are spiritual jews
>>522116259The standard for captions is for them to change colors as they’re being spoken. Why did we move away from the bouncing ball? We have an entire generation of people who have never seen this, and don’t understand that it was the norm for decades.
Captcha: TMOOT
>>522117065Ywnbaw
>>522120034jesus christ clean your fucking apartment loserbut nice chicken
>>522118957Brain parasites cause this.
>>522118487They let her out her wig back on for the mugshot.
>>522122938Makes me wonder. How many Republican women, are just former Democrats that got their asses kicked/raped by random niggers
>>522116193What kind of machine is this? And yeah very weird she seems him. Sees what he’s doing. And goes directly over to the machine and turns it on.
>>522117950kek it wasn’t me that time. my gif is cooler anyway and OC
>>522119102some men just want the world to burn, without even sticking around to watch it.
>>522116166Genuinely what the fuck was he thinking
a Russian, Ukie and a faggot got into shipwreck, washed on shores of a remote, unknown island, populated by untuouched tribe of cannibal niggers. The chief comes in and says: you all have only three options. Option one: pay a thousand dollars and we give you a boat and food to sail the fuck out of here. Two: see that giant 100kg bag of salt? Eat it whole, no water no nothing, then get the boat, food and fuck off. And option three: whole tribe of 100 men just fucks you in the ass, thoroughly, then, if survive, can take the boat. The Russian pulls up his wallet, hands 1000 bucks, jumps on the boat and sails away, no words said. The faggot lusciously smiles, bends over and enjoys whole tribe fucking him doggy style, jumps on the boat and sails away. The ukie looks embittered, grumpy, says with bitter voice: Give me the salt. He starts eating it. 1 kilo down. 10 kilos down, cant no more, but he is strong, so keeps shoving down the throat. 15 kg, thats it, no more, no mass. he cryes, he yells in anger: OK FUCK ME! - he puts his pants down and niggers start fucking him. 10 people down, 20, 30... the ukie cant take it anymore, yells in and spite and fury: GIVE ME THE SALT! and starts eating it again. Half a bag down, cant no more, bends over, 20 more niggers down the pipe, he cryes, he yells, pulls wallet, throws thousand bucks in the chieftains face: HERES YOUR MONEY, SAVAGE!
>>522118487Niggers are so fucking stupid
>>522123249What do casuals think when people say java is hard to program with:>Try to solve the x in the equation>Don't hardcode>Display it in a website with beautiful UI and UX What did they meant by it:>Try to solve the x y z equations (3x3), the objective is to find the value of the variable d>You can only add one number, it's either x, y or z>Not an odd number, Greater than 0>By the way y value will change on what x input is>And z will depend of what y value is>X y z value must be saved and be dynamic >The whole equations then goes back and forward with derivative and integral, saving the values of it each x y z on each instances and adding 3 new variables for each back and forward calculation, because that's how you find x' y' z', x" y" z" and x''' y''' z''' values> x y or z (only 2 of them) will change Depending on the values of x' y' z', x" y" z" and x''' y''' z''' >...>Now with the new values of x y z you can solve dToT
>>522116193>they ALL act like sims characters This is actually how gang stalking crews assassinate targeted individuals, they’ll assign people to do small disruptive things for years and then one day without thinking give them assignment like “when Tom starts cleaning the machine, turn it on to bother him” and then Tom dies and the nurse doesn’t understand that the multi year long set of assignments was designed to eventually lead to this. North Korean intelligence learned this by studying western gang stalking tactics and they used this tactic when assassinating Kim’s brother.
>>522123710ew it's a real subreddit. i do not advise checking it out
>>522122568ROFL
>>522123946poor, no workers rights, intense job competition
>>522123705A large percentage of right wingers are former left wingers who realised that their ideology doesn't work in the real world.
>>522119879Who thought it was a good idea to teach a cat Kung Fu?
>>522117065look at the seethe this post is generating
>>522119994Even though visual glitches are going away, think of the context. Why would she specifically mention one AI in particular? It's an advert for AI made by ai. Everybody needs to turn their brains all the way on now, don't be a jeet. Jannies and niggers tongue jew buttholes
>>522122055I wouldn't even trust people I know. I let a good buddy of mine ride my motorcycle because he asked. It never occurred to me that someone would ask to ride a motorcycle who didn't know how to. He made it 20 feet and dropped it, luckily it only broke the clutch lever, but it taught me a valuable lesson.
>>522116231Damn that guy came out of nowhere.
>>522117799You need to get a new bit. This shit is so tired. You can tell it's decades old because "virgin" is the insult instead of "incel". At the very least, update it for modern times.
>>522123800alex jones peddled that shit for 10 years.when I finally watched the video, thats not what it said.ho hum, tinfoil is always wrong.
>>522118208That's because you're a woman and women aren't allowed here.
>>522116231This will never be not infuriating, but I never managed to admire how badly she hits the ground. Good to see
>>522125227you can be an incel and not be a virgin like how technically you aren’t a virgin from what your dad did to you but you are still an incel
>>522123441I don't even know why the ball has to be there in the first place. I'm reading subtitles, I don't need them to line up with the audio because I'm reading subtitles.
>>522122790It's 56% now
>>522123768Looks like some kind of industrial mixer in a food plant
>>522118957she was busy looking at the saturn's rings
>>522123627Nah women are just stupid.
>>522116166>WAH HA HA HA>LETSA GO!
>>522122039The rock destroying the bridge was kino
>>522120307The fact that they can't see a gate right in front of them proves they aren't people.
>>522116231It makes me laugh seeing his face, like he's super happy and excited about what's gonna happen.
>>522121863His name is in the fucking filename you absolute retard.
>>522116166chingchong, some rock got stuck there, go unstuck it while i keep the deadly crushing machine turned on
>>522122039lol the stupid jeet thinks hiding behind the glass window will save him.
>>522123957An untouched tribe of cannibal niggers that accepts dollars and has several seaworty vessels? I don't know Ivan, maybe you want to revise this one
>>522122301Hell yeah, we need one of these for society.
>>522117065this is tragic and you are pathetic human being, shame on you
>>522121664Kek, underrated. Some of them slanty eyed bastards are alright.
>>522122611checked and witnessed
>>522118712It’s the ketchup and baking soda challenge. It won’t explode if you’re not a faggot.
>>522122589And you know those 170 were done by the niggers who crept in.
>>522122730this one is fucking nuts. absolutely insane. a child says "you look like my lesbian grandma" and this dyke that's endeavored to defemenize herself takes offense at it. even though the kid was being 100% genuine and meant no ill will whatsoever.
>>522120034Nice. Would share in a meal.
>>522123648We speak English in this country, Pedro,
>>522122753Who's the bald faggot on the right? That's something straight out of a horror movie.
>>522123861Not shot in the head, you stupid gobliness kike.
>>522123679Why does the guy on the right look like Chuck Schumer
>>522122753I still can't comprehend in my mind that the bottom picture is real.
https://files.catbox.moe/wec5s0.mp4
>>522123768It's the sleep-a-bye-baby 5000.
>>522126572That was our secretary of transportation, responsible for crashing all those trains because he was too busy stealing people's luggage from the airport.
>>522118712Fun.
>>522126087>18. Don't throw the woman backwards into the river.
>>522120034Good lord, that range needs a wipe. But nice bird, m8.
>>522127375>how_can_she_bonk.mp4
>>522116436>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laNz-SYCqSU>it's fucking realYou know what, American deserve this. They are dutch immigrants and dutch are the biggest kikes when it comes to saving money and making biz. They also have absolute shit taste in food so it's not like they would see the difference.
>>522123768>>522126798>>522123768The machine in the second picture is an Industrial Planetary Mixer (also commonly referred to as a Commercial Stand Mixer or Vertical Mixer).This type of machine is a heavy-duty piece of equipment used in commercial kitchens, bakeries, and food processing facilities for high-volume mixing. The identification is based on several distinct characteristics:Design and Scale: It is a large, floor-standing unit with a sturdy, heavy-duty housing (the white, rounded top section) that contains the motor and gearbox. This size and construction are necessary to handle large capacities of heavy doughs and batters.Mixing Principle: The term "planetary" comes from the motion of the mixing tool (e.g., a dough hook, flat beater, or wire whisk). The tool rotates on its own axis while simultaneously revolving around the fixed bowl, similar to how planets orbit the sun. This ensures thorough, uniform mixing that scrapes the sides and bottom of the bowl.Versatility: Planetary mixers are highly versatile due to their interchangeable attachments. They can handle a wide range of tasks:Kneading heavy bread dough or pizza dough (using a dough hook).Mixing cake batters, cookie doughs, and fillings (using a flat beater or paddle).Whipping egg whites, cream, and meringue (using a wire whisk).Typical Use Environment: These machines are central to high-volume baking operations, found in bakeries, catering kitchens, pizzerias, and large restaurants.
>>522123186No balls
>>522127095Based Laineyball.
>>522119102>pink shirt falls on his butt and lays there for two hours so he can pretend to be injured for lawsuit bucksThe entirety of china is like a professional soccer match with this shit. Anything happens like this and there is the possibility of someone else to be blamed (except the chink government of course) and you’ll see rows of bugmen all taking naps on the ground like their necks are broken.
>>522120034>sideways instead of upside down chicken>aussie flagFound the VPNfag
>>522116231All the sense of a fucking squirrel.
>>522118025>>522118208I find them interesting. It's a live action safety video on what not to do. So if I ever find myself in an industrial workplace I'll know not to start the gigantic spinning blade of death while I stand on it
>>522118213You are a shitjeet
>>522116142>>522116193>>522116212>>522117065This place has the potential to be great, but it seems to be hindered by saddist, gorelovers, troons pos. Please stop stealing oxygen and delete yourselves from this realm. ASAP!
>>522121458Who the fuck gets a tattoo like this.
>>522128212real niggas
>>522122301It's just designed to make sure the buttons are light side up. Lots of stuff like this in factories.
>>522121864She just kicked it out of the way. Even if it was AI it doesn't make it not true. Most memes are just cartoons that are shittily drawn anyway. How is it any different?
>>522128519>It's just designed to make sure the buttons are light side upjust get buttons that are light on both sides?jfc imagine not figuring that out and having machine sort it instead
>>522118213monotributista argentino is better
>>522118519This is AI slop. Fucking facebook boomer.
>>522124287
>>522123742Is this real? I used to read these books as a kid.
>>522116149Thank God that dog got out of there.
>>522122301Fucking knitters
>>522123151Apparently it's a human kneading machine now. Bet you feel stupid, don't you?
>>522118818Well, you'd be wrong. Not surprised given that faggoty flag.
>>522118979fuck. I got dunning krugerd again, but thanks for letting me know how fucking blind I am
>>522120307they're putting these little 'pedestrian islands' in the middle of roads here, to enforce speed limit. these islands have a massive steel post akin to the christmas market muzzie fenders we get these days. enough to slow down and stop la orry and enough to total a car including passengers. it's evil, but with increasing numbers of indian migrants driving, there are kino scenes ahead.
>>522128197Normies ruin everything.
>>522128887i dont understand that picrel. nazi guy but his balls are communists. huh??? explain to me like i have a single digit iq
>>522117007no, she's just blonde. blondes are retarded.
>>522122039>the very last boulder destroying the bridgeWho said nature didn't have a sense of humor
>>522119994Wdym, the movement is completely unnatural
>>522116231>Society.jpgSo I heard you're supposed to learn to look both ways while still a child. Did this never happen or did she outgrow common sense?
